Contemporary One-Act Plays Part 58
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REVENUE. I appreciate that I'm welcome.
LUKE. 'Deed you is, and I'm just agoin' to untie your hands long nuff fer you to take a sociable drink. [_Goes to stranger, feels in all-pockets for weapons._] Reckon yer travellin' peaceable. [_Unties hands._] Won't yer sit down?
REVENUE. [_Drawing over chair and sitting._] Thank you. [_Rubs wrists to get back circulation._]
LUKE. [_Going over to cupboard and taking out jug._] Yessa, Mister, the boys ain't seen one o' you fellers fer near two years. Began to think you wus goin' to neglect us. I wus hopin' you might be Jim Dunn. Have a drink?
REVENUE. [_Starts slightly at mention of_ JIM DUNN.] No, thank you, your make is too strong for me.
LUKE. It hain't no luck to drink alone when you git company. Better have some.
REVENUE. Very well, my friend, I suffer willingly.
[_Drinks a little and chokes._
LUKE. [_Draining cup._] I reckon ye all don't like the flavor of liquor that hain't been stamped.
REVENUE. It's not so bad.
LUKE. The last Revenue that sit in that chair got drunk on my make.
REVENUE. That wouldn't be difficult.
LUKE. No, but it wuz awkward.
REVENUE. Why?
LUKE. I had to wait till he sobered up before I give him his ticker. I didn't feel like sendin' him to heaven drunk. He'd a found it awkward climbin' that golden ladder.
REVENUE. Thoughtful executioner.
LUKE. So you see mebbe you kin delay things a little by dallyin' with the licker.
REVENUE. [_Picking up cup, getting it as far as his lips, slowly puts it down._] The price is too great.
LUKE. I'm mighty sorry you ain't Jim Dunn. But I reckon you ain't. You don't answer his likeness.
REVENUE. Who's Jim Dunn?
LUKE. You ought to know who Jim Dunn is. He's just about the worst one of your revenue critters that ever hit these parts. He's got four of the boys in jail. We got a little reception all ready for him. See that?
[_Pointing to sketch on back wall._
REVENUE. [_Looking at sketch._] Yes.
LUKE. That's Jim Dunn.
REVENUE. [_Rising, examining picture._] Doesn't look much like any one.
LUKE. Well, that's what Jim Dunn'll look like when we git 'im. I'm mighty sorry you hain't Jim Dunn.
REVENUE. I'm sorry to disappoint you.
LUKE. [_Turning to cupboard and filling pipe._] Oh, it's all right. I reckon one Revenue's about as good as another, after all.
REVENUE. Are you sure I'm a revenue officer?
LUKE. [_Rising._] Well, since we ketched ye climin' trees an' snoopin'
round the stills, I reckon we won't take no chances that you hain't.
REVENUE. Oh.
LUKE. Say, mebbe you'd like a seggar. Here's one I been savin' fer quite a spell back, thinkin' mebbe I'd have company some day. [_Brings out dried-up cigar, hands it to him._
REVENUE. No, thank you.
LUKE. It hain't no luck to smoke alone when ye got company. [_Striking match and holding it to_ REVENUE.] Ye better smoke. [REVENUE _bites off end and mouth is filled with dust, spits out dust_. LUKE _holds match to cigar. With difficulty_ REVENUE _lights it_.] That's as good a five-cent cigar as ye can git in Henderson.
REVENUE. [_After two puffs, makes wry face, throws cigar on table._] You make death very easy, Mister.
LUKE. Luke's my name. Yer kin call me Luke. Make you feel as though you had a friend near you at the end--Luke Hazy.
REVENUE. [_Starting as though interested, rising._] Not the Luke Hazy that cleaned out the Crosby family?
LUKE. [_Startled._] How'd you hear about it?
REVENUE. Hear about it? Why, your name's been in every newspaper in the United States. Every time you killed another Crosby the whole feud was told all over again. Why, I've seen your picture in the papers twenty times.
LUKE. Hain't never had one took.
REVENUE. That don't stop them from printing it. Don't you ever read the newspapers?
LUKE. Me read? I hain't read nothin' fer thirty years. Reckon I couldn't read two lines in a hour.
REVENUE. You've missed a lot of information about yourself.
LUKE. How many Crosbys did they say I killed?
REVENUE. I think the last report said you had just removed the twelfth.
LUKE. It's a lie! I only killed six ... that's all they wuz--growed up.
I'm a-waitin' fer one now that's only thirteen.
REVENUE. When'll he be ripe?
LUKE. Jes as soon as he comes a-lookin' fer me.
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