Running With Scissors_ A Memoir Part 11

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Neil opens the pa.s.senger door for me, like I'm a girl. And suddenly, I feel like a girl. I am ashamed. The door isn't locked.

He walks around to his side and slides in. He starts the car.

The seats are freezing. I move my legs together, then I slide my hands beneath them. I look back at the house. The window near the door provides a dull, yellow light, mixed with some blue light from the TV in the other room. All the other windows are dark. The house itself is dark; during the day it's probably gray or brown. At night, it's black. There is no lawn. Just dirt and gravel where a lawn could go.

"You okay with what happened?" Neil asks, pulling onto Route 5.

I say, "Yeah. Sure."

"Good. I hope I didn't hurt you." He turns to me. "Because I didn't want to do that, hurt you."

I nod.

"I just wanted to show you, you know, what you were in for. Being gay and all."

"Yeah," I say. I say it softly. I hardly say it. Or maybe I don't even say it. Maybe I only think it.

We don't speak for the rest of the drive. My window fogs and this makes me feel like there is no world outside of the car.

Again, that feeling that everything has changed. And the sensation, very real, of spinning.

Hope is awake when I walk in the door. She's in the TV room, sitting on the couch, her legs tucked up beneath her. "Hi there," she says.

"Hey, Hope."

"Did you have fun with Neil?"

I make a smile. "Yeah, it was fun. He showed me his photographs."

Hope unfolds her legs and reaches behind her head to scratch. "Oh yeah? That's great. Did you two talk?"

I step further into the room. The TV is flipping. Why doesn't she adjust the vertical hold? How can she watch her show like this? "Um, yeah. I guess. We talked some." My lips feel swollen and I wonder if it shows.

"You look a little funny," she says. "Is everything alright with you?"

Her feet are stretched out in front of her, buried in the plush, matted fur of her dog, Zoo. When she wriggles her toes, it looks like there are animals deep inside Zoo's fur. The sofa fabric is threadbare, so smooth from wear that it's slick.

I sit. I stare at the TV screen and think how much I want a cigarette, but how I'm too uncomfortable to smoke in the house; how it's still my secret that I smoke. Natalie smokes, but she's braver than me. When Agnes or Hope or her father b.i.t.c.h at her about smoking, she just tells them to f.u.c.k off. But I feel like a guest, trapped in my own politeness, so I can't do that. Finally, I say, "It was just weird seeing all the pictures Neil took of New York City. Makes me want to live there someday."

"I could see you in New York," Hope says, turning to look at me.

"Yeah?"

"I really can," she says. Then she takes her small bible from the table next to the sofa and places it in her lap. "You want to ask G.o.d about it?"

I shrug. "Okay, I guess."

She pats the sofa cus.h.i.+on next to her. "Let's do a bibledip."

I slide over.

"Close your eyes," she says.

I close my eyes and think of how to phrase my question. "Okay," I say. "Will I end up living in New York City?"

Hope takes the bible in her hands and opens it to a random page. "Okay," she says.

I stab my finger onto the page and open my eyes.

Hope leans in to see what word I hit. "Strength," she reads.

I sit back. "What does that mean?"

Hope reads the surrounding words to try and gather context. "I think it means that you will need a lot of strength before you can move there. That you need to be very sure of who you are. I think it's a very positive bible-dip."

"You do?"

"Absolutely. I think it means you're in an enormous period of growth now and that when you come out of it, you'll be strong enough to live where you want to live."

This makes me feel better somehow. I like that Hope speaks fluent G.o.d. I like that she can almost predict the future.

Zoo rolls over on her side and lets out a deep, tired sigh.

Hope yawns. "I'm sleepy, too, Zoo," she says. She sets her bible back on the table under the lamp and then turns the lamp off. "We're going to bed."

"Yeah," I say, "me too."

Hope leads Zoo out of the room and I sit and watch the TV flip. I can still smell Neil; it's like his smell is trapped between my upper lip and my nose. I think I want to wash my face, take a shower.

The TV flips. I close my eyes. When I do, the dark triangle comes at me again. I swallow.

The crack in the ceiling. When I close my eyes, all I can see is the crack in the ceiling.

SCHOOL DAZE.

H.

ER DESK WAS IN THE CENTER OF THE ROOM AND EVERYONE who sat next to her, behind her and in front of her was her best friend in the whole wide world. They would pa.s.s her folded notes, which she would unfold, read and then pa.s.s to someone else, giggling. I often saw her leaning over and whispering something in someone's ear. I was sure it was something nice. "Let's surprise Heather after school and take her to a movie!" She had a puffy black afro that she adorned with combs and I used to sit there wis.h.i.+ng I could touch it. I imagined it would feel woolly, like a sheep. But also lighter like cotton candy. I knew if I actually who sat next to her, behind her and in front of her was her best friend in the whole wide world. They would pa.s.s her folded notes, which she would unfold, read and then pa.s.s to someone else, giggling. I often saw her leaning over and whispering something in someone's ear. I was sure it was something nice. "Let's surprise Heather after school and take her to a movie!" She had a puffy black afro that she adorned with combs and I used to sit there wis.h.i.+ng I could touch it. I imagined it would feel woolly, like a sheep. But also lighter like cotton candy. I knew if I actually did did reach across the two desks between us and touch her afro, she would scream. She was the whitest girl in school, even though she was black. reach across the two desks between us and touch her afro, she would scream. She was the whitest girl in school, even though she was black.

She was Bill Cosby's daughter and I loathed her for this.

"He's sooooooo cute," she would say when one of her friends handed her a blue Smurf key chain. Or, "Venus was the G.o.ddess of love love," she would correctly answer in Greek mythology cla.s.s, her bright white smile occupying one-third of her face.

This girl was everything in life that I wasn't. She was smart, articulate, outgoing and popular. She came from the best of families and never wore the same clothes two days in a row. And I was positive she did not have razor burn on her face from kissing a man twice her age. She made me sick.

One of us had to go.

"I just don't know what to do with you, you're making me frantic," my mother said, chewing her thumbnail down to the quick.

"Well, I'm not going back to that school ever again. I don't fit in there and I never will. I have to get out now."

"But you have to stay in school until you're sixteen. It's the law."

"I can't stay there for another three years," I screamed. "G.o.d, I wish I were dead. I should just kill myself." I felt like a trapped animal.

My mother said, "Don't even joke about suicide."

"What makes you think I'm joking?" Maybe I could could just kill myself and get it over with. Maybe that was my only way out. just kill myself and get it over with. Maybe that was my only way out.

She stopped typing and reached for her Wite-Out. "I don't have the emotional energy right now to deal with you when you're all wild like this."

I had been chain-smoking all night and pacing around the house, consumed with dread about school the following morning. I had gone over my list of options in my head and the list was short: leave school now forever.

My mother was in the middle of writing what she considered to be an important poem. "It's fifty pages long and I truly do believe it's going to make me a very famous woman," she said out of the corner of her mouth that wasn't wrapped around her More.

"I don't care about that f.u.c.king poem. I'm miserable. You have to do something."

She exploded. "Well, I care very much about this f.u.c.king poem f.u.c.king poem as you call it. I am putting everything I have into this writing. I have worked hard all my life to be able to claim my writing as my own." as you call it. I am putting everything I have into this writing. I have worked hard all my life to be able to claim my writing as my own."

"Well, what about me?" I bellowed. I wanted to shove her typewriter on the floor. I hated it and I hated her. I wanted to be a Cosby.

"You are an adult," she said. "You're thirteen years old. You've got a mind and a will of your own. And I have my own needs right now. My writing is very important to me and I should hope that it would be important to you."

Somehow, my mother had managed to turn this all around to her. She had a knack for this.

"I'm not one of your fans," I shouted. I had heard Christina Crawford say this to her mother in Mommie Dearest Mommie Dearest and I knew my mother hadn't seen the movie, so it would seem original. and I knew my mother hadn't seen the movie, so it would seem original.

"Well, at the moment," she said, "I'm not one of your fans, either." She turned away from me and began typing.

I unplugged her typewriter, freezing it.

"G.o.dd.a.m.n it, Augusten. What's the matter with you? Why are you doing this to me? I need support right now. Not attacks from you."

I told her to f.u.c.k herself and then I stormed out of the room and went outside to sit on the front porch and fume. A moment later she appeared at the door. "Dr. Finch would like to speak with you on the telephone." Her voice was calm, composed, like a receptionist's. room and went outside to sit on the front porch and fume. A moment later she appeared at the door. "Dr. Finch would like to speak with you on the telephone." Her voice was calm, composed, like a receptionist's.

"Fine," I said. I worried I might be in trouble for terrorizing my mother. He might tell me that I'd pushed her too hard and now she would go psychotic again, unraveling all the hard work he had done on her.

"h.e.l.lo?"

"Well, h.e.l.lo there, Augusten. What's this I hear about you not wanting to go to school?"

I couldn't believe it. He was talking about me.

I told him about how miserable I was, how I didn't feel that I fit in and how I felt trapped and depressed and just wanted to be left alone so I could go to movies and write in my journal.

He listened to me without interrupting except with the occasional, "Uh huh," and "I see." Then he said, "Well, the compulsory education laws are such that you have to attend school until you're sixteen years old."

"I know but I can't," I said. I was desperate. He had to help me.

"Well," he said with a deep sigh. I could picture him leaning back, ma.s.saging his forehead with his free hand. "The only loophole, or way that I can see to get you out of school for any length of time, would be a suicide attempt. If you tried to kill yourself, then I could legally remove you from school."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, if you were to attempt suicide, I could explain to the school board that you were psychologically unfit to attend school, that you needed intensive treatment. I don't know how long they'd buy it for. Maybe a month, two, three." how long they'd buy it for. Maybe a month, two, three."

"Well, how ..." I was confused. "How does this happen? I mean, what do I have to do? You don't mean, like, I have to slit my wrists or something?"

"No, no, no, that's not what I mean. It would be a staged suicide attempt. A ruse."

"Oh," I said.

"But you would have to be committed to a psychiatric hospital. Basically what would have to happen is that your poor mother would have to find you-" He chuckled under his breath, amused by the scenario. "-and drive you to the hospital. You'd have to remain there for, oh, probably two weeks for observation."

I confessed that I did not find the idea of staying at a psychiatric hospital that much more appealing than school. Only slightly.

"It'll be like a mini vacation," he said. Then, "Where's your spirit for adventure?"

Now that that sounded better. Even if I wasn't exactly free to go to movies and see Bookman, I wasn't in school. And that was the main thing. He was right, it would be an adventure. sounded better. Even if I wasn't exactly free to go to movies and see Bookman, I wasn't in school. And that was the main thing. He was right, it would be an adventure.

"Okay, let's do it."

"Now let me speak to your mother," he said.

When she hung up she said, "The doctor is on his way over." She looked pleased. And I realized immediately the reason for this was because I would be out of her hair for awhile. She would have n.o.body in the house to tell her, "Stop listening to that f.u.c.king Auntie Mame. Auntie Mame. It's been fifty times already." She would no longer have to defend her need to compulsively sketch the Virgin of Guadeloupe in lip liner over and over for days at a time until she got the eyes right. She It's been fifty times already." She would no longer have to defend her need to compulsively sketch the Virgin of Guadeloupe in lip liner over and over for days at a time until she got the eyes right. She would be able to gorge herself on mustard sandwiches with the crusts cut off. would be able to gorge herself on mustard sandwiches with the crusts cut off.

It was the ideal arrangement for both of us, it seemed.

I was upstairs in my rarely occupied room, staring out the window at the street thinking about that little Cosby b.i.t.c.h. She certainly didn't have to choose between a mental hospital or the seventh grade. Why couldn't I be like that? I told myself, All I want is a normal life. All I want is a normal life. But was that true? I wasn't so sure. Because there was a part of me that enjoyed hating school, and the drama of not going, the potential consequences whatever they were. I was intrigued by the unknown. I was even slightly thrilled that my mother was such a mess. Had I become addicted to crisis? I traced my finger along the windowsill. But was that true? I wasn't so sure. Because there was a part of me that enjoyed hating school, and the drama of not going, the potential consequences whatever they were. I was intrigued by the unknown. I was even slightly thrilled that my mother was such a mess. Had I become addicted to crisis? I traced my finger along the windowsill. Want something normal, want something normal, want something normal, Want something normal, want something normal, want something normal, I told myself. I told myself.

But there were things in my life so much more interesting than school. So much more consuming. Bookman didn't have a regular job. He filled in for Hope at the doctor's office as receptionist when she needed to run an errand. Together, they were his secretarial pool. So most of his days were open. Once I was free from school we could be together constantly. The thought made me ache with want want.

That whole thing at his apartment really brought us closer together. "I realize that was wrong of me. It was almost abusive; I'm sorry," he had cried.

"It's okay," I told him. Secretly I wanted revenge, but I also wanted his companions.h.i.+p, and that won out.

Bookman gave me attention. We would go for long walks and talk about all sorts of things. Like how awful the nuns were in his Catholic school when he was a kid and how you have to roll your lips over your teeth when you give a b.l.o.w.j.o.b. Then we'd go back to the barn behind the house and fool around upstairs on his musty old mattress.

When I was sitting in school, surrounded by all those painfully normal, Cabbage Patch-owning kids, all I could think about was Bookman. Kissing him, touching him, hearing him say to me, "G.o.d, you're becoming my whole world."

How could I just sit there obediently pinning a b.u.t.terfly's wings to a lab tray or memorizing prepositional phrases? When the other boys in the locker room were showering and talking about their weekends playing soccer, what was I supposed to say? "Oh, I had a great time. My thirty-three-year-old boyfriend said he wished they could package my c.u.m like ice cream so he could eat it all day."

Bookman was the only person who gave me attention, besides Natalie and Hope. My mother certainly didn't. Unless I was holding a spare typewriter ribbon or standing next to the record player when she needed the needle moved back to the beginning of a song, she had no use for me.

And my father wouldn't even accept my collect calls.

As I was picking the paint off the windowsill I saw an unfamiliar station wagon pull up in front of our house. The engine was killed but n.o.body stepped out. I watched for a few minutes until the pa.s.senger window opened and a pink helium balloon escaped and rose up into air. I wondered where he got the helium, and if he had any left over.

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