The Golfer's Rubaiyat Part 1

The Golfer's Rubaiyat.

by H. W. Boynton.

I

WAKE! for the sun has driven in equal flight The stars before him from the Tee of Night, And holed them every one without a Miss, Swinging at ease his gold-shod Shaft of Light.

II

WAKE, Loiterer! for already Dawn is seen With her red marker on the eastern Green, And summons all her Little Ones to change A joyous Three for every sad Thirteen.

III

AND as the c.o.c.k crew, those who stood before The first Tee murmur'd: "Just this chance to score, You know how little while we have to play, And, once departed, may return no more."

IV

NOW the fresh Year, reviving old Desires, The thoughtful Soul to Solitude retires, Pores on this Club and That with anxious eye, And dreams of Rounds beyond the Rounds of Liars.

V

CAMPBELL indeed is past with all his Fame, And old Tom Morris now is but a name; But many a Jamie by the Bunker blows, And many a Willie rules us, just the same.

VI

A THOUSAND lips are lockt; but still in h.o.a.r High-balling Andrew's Shrine, with "Fore, fore, fore!

Oh, fore!" the Golfer to the Duffer cries, That reddened cheek of his to redden more.

VII

COME, choose your Ball, and in the fire of Spring Your Red Coat, and your wooden Putter fling; The Club of Time has but a little while To waggle, and the Club is on the swing.

VII

WHETHER at Musselburgh or s.h.i.+nnec.o.c.k, In motley Hose or humbler motley Sock, The Cup of Life is ebbing Drop by Drop, Whether the Cup be filled with Scotch or Bock.

IX

EACH Morn a thousand Matches brings, you say; Yes, but who plays the Match of Yesterday?

And this first Summer month of opening Greens Shall take this Champions.h.i.+p and That away.

X

WELL, let it take them! What have we to do With Champions.h.i.+ps, or, Champion, with you?

Let This or Other struggle as he will, For him alone the Strife--for him to rue.

XI

WITH me along the strip of sandy Down That just divides the Desert from the sown, Where name of Shop and Study is forgot,-- And Peace to Croker on his golden Throne!

XII

A BAG of Clubs, a Silver-Town or two, A Flask of Scotch, a Pipe of s.h.a.g--and Thou Beside me caddying in the Wilderness-- Ah, Wilderness were Paradise enow.

XIII

SOME for the weekly Handicap; and some Sigh for a greater Champions.h.i.+p to come: Ah, play the Match, and let the Medal go, Nor heed old Bogey with his wretched Sum.

XIV

LOOK to the blowing Rows about us--"Lo, "Strolling," they say, "over the course we go, "And here or there we lightly flick the Ball, "Turn, and the Trick is done--in So-and-so."

XV

BUT those who keep their Cards and turn them in, And those who weekly Handicaps may win, Alike to no such aureate Fame are brought, As, buried once, Men want dug up again.

XVI

THE s.h.i.+ning Cup men set their hearts upon Is lost to them--or won them; and anon, Like a good Three set in a bald Three-score, That Glory gleams a moment--and is gone.

XVII

THINK, in this worn, forlorn old Field of Play, Whose Green-keepers in turn are Night and Day, How Champion after Champion with his Pomp Abode his destin'd Hour and went his way.

XVIII

THEY say the Female and the Duffer strut On sacred Greens where Morris used to putt; Himself a natural Hazard now, alas!

That nice Hand quiet now, that great Eye shut.

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