The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay Part 23
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"Please, Rosa, how many times do I gotta ask you not to tell anybody that anymore, okay?"
"I'm so so sorry. It's just that I-" sorry. It's just that I-"
"For G.o.d's sake, those were pulps, pulps, I got paid by the I got paid by the yard. yard. Why do you think they invented the Why do you think they invented the pseudonym?" pseudonym?"
"All right," said Rosa, "all right. I just think you ought to meet meet her." her."
"Thanks, but no thanks. I got too much work to do anyway."
"He's writing a novel," Joe said, peeling a Chiquita. He seemed to take a good deal of pleasure in the exchanges between his girlfriend and his best friend. His only contribution to the decor of the apartment had been the stack of wooden crates in which he kept his burgeoning collection of comic books. "In his spare time," he added, through a big white mouthful of banana. "A real real one." one."
"Yeah, well," Sammy said, feeling himself blush. "At the rate I'm going, we'll all be sitting around in the old-age home reading it."
"I'll read it," Rosa said. "Sammy, I'd love to. I'm sure it's very good."
"It isn't. But thank you. You mean it?"
"Of course."
"Maybe," he said, for the first but by no means the final time in their long a.s.sociation, "when I get chapter one into shape."
When Sammy arrived at the Empire offices on that textbook April morning-tufted sky, daffodils swinging like a big band on every patch of green, love in the air, et cetera-he took the oft-revised first (and sole) chapter of American Disillusionment American Disillusionment out of his bottom desk drawer, rolled a fresh sheet of paper into his typewriter, and tried to work, but the conversation with Rosa had left him uneasy. Why didn't he want to, at least, say, have a drink with a dish from City College? How did he even out of his bottom desk drawer, rolled a fresh sheet of paper into his typewriter, and tried to work, but the conversation with Rosa had left him uneasy. Why didn't he want to, at least, say, have a drink with a dish from City College? How did he even know know that he didn't like dating college girls? It was like saying he didn't care for golf. He had a fairly good idea that it was not the game for him, but the fact was the closest he had ever been to a golf course was the peeling plaster windmills of the old Tom Thumb course at Coney island. Why, for that matter, wasn't he jealous of Joe? Rosa was a great-looking girl, soft and powdery-smelling. While it was true that he found her remarkably easy to talk to, tease with, confide in, and let down his guard around, easier than he had ever found any other girl, he felt only the faintest itch for her. At times this absence of prurient feeling, so marked and plain to both of them that Rosa had no compunction about lounging around the apartment with her underpants covered only by the flapping tails of one of Joe's s.h.i.+rts, troubled Sammy, and he would try, lying in his bed at night, to imagine kissing her, stroking her thick dark curls, lifting those s.h.i.+rttails to reveal the pale belly beneath. But such chimeras invariably faded in the light of day. The real question was, why wasn't he more jealous of that he didn't like dating college girls? It was like saying he didn't care for golf. He had a fairly good idea that it was not the game for him, but the fact was the closest he had ever been to a golf course was the peeling plaster windmills of the old Tom Thumb course at Coney island. Why, for that matter, wasn't he jealous of Joe? Rosa was a great-looking girl, soft and powdery-smelling. While it was true that he found her remarkably easy to talk to, tease with, confide in, and let down his guard around, easier than he had ever found any other girl, he felt only the faintest itch for her. At times this absence of prurient feeling, so marked and plain to both of them that Rosa had no compunction about lounging around the apartment with her underpants covered only by the flapping tails of one of Joe's s.h.i.+rts, troubled Sammy, and he would try, lying in his bed at night, to imagine kissing her, stroking her thick dark curls, lifting those s.h.i.+rttails to reveal the pale belly beneath. But such chimeras invariably faded in the light of day. The real question was, why wasn't he more jealous of Rosa! Rosa!
He was just happy to see his friend happy, he typed. It was an autobiographical novel, after all. he typed. It was an autobiographical novel, after all. There was a hole in the man's life that no one person ever would have been able to fill. There was a hole in the man's life that no one person ever would have been able to fill.
The phone rang. It was his mother.
"I have the night off," she said. "Why don't you bring him and we'll make Shabbes. He can bring that girlfriend of his, too."
"She's kind of picky about food," Sammy said. "What are you burning?"
"All right, so don't come."
"I'll be there."
"I don't want you."
"I'll be there. Ma?"
"What?"
"Ma?"
"What?"
"Ma?"
"What?"
"I love you."
"Big joker." She hung up.
He put American Disillusionment American Disillusionment back in the drawer and started to work on the script for back in the drawer and started to work on the script for Kid Vixen, Kid Vixen, the crime-fighting female boxer feature, with art by Marty Gold, that he had put in as a backup for the crime-fighting female boxer feature, with art by Marty Gold, that he had put in as a backup for All Doll, All Doll, along with the Glovsky brothers' along with the Glovsky brothers' Venus McFury, Venus McFury, about a hard-boiled girl detective who was the reincarnation of one of the cla.s.sical Erinyes, and Frank Pantaleone's about a hard-boiled girl detective who was the reincarnation of one of the cla.s.sical Erinyes, and Frank Pantaleone's Greta Gatling, Greta Gatling, a cowgirl strip. The first issue of a cowgirl strip. The first issue of All Doll Comics All Doll Comics had sold out its entire run of half a million copies; #6 was in production now, and orders were extremely strong. Sammy had half of an idea for the latest had sold out its entire run of half a million copies; #6 was in production now, and orders were extremely strong. Sammy had half of an idea for the latest Vixen Vixen story, involving a catfight between the Kid and a champion n.a.z.i girl boxer whom he was thinking of calling Battling Brunhilde, but he could not seem to get his mind into it this morning. The funny thing was that, as hard as he had fought with Sheldon Anapol for them to be able to keep plugging away at the n.a.z.is, fighting the funny-book war was getting tougher all the time; though futility was not an emotion Sammy was accustomed to experiencing, he had begun to be plagued by the same sense of inefficacy, of endless make-believe, that had troubled Joe from the first. Only there was nothing Sammy saw to do about it; he wasn't about to start picking fights at ball games. story, involving a catfight between the Kid and a champion n.a.z.i girl boxer whom he was thinking of calling Battling Brunhilde, but he could not seem to get his mind into it this morning. The funny thing was that, as hard as he had fought with Sheldon Anapol for them to be able to keep plugging away at the n.a.z.is, fighting the funny-book war was getting tougher all the time; though futility was not an emotion Sammy was accustomed to experiencing, he had begun to be plagued by the same sense of inefficacy, of endless make-believe, that had troubled Joe from the first. Only there was nothing Sammy saw to do about it; he wasn't about to start picking fights at ball games.
He kept at the script, starting over three times, drinking Bromo-Seltzer through a straw to keep down the pang of dread that had begun to gnaw at his belly. Much as Sammy did love his mother, and craved her approval, five minutes of conversation with her was all it took to induce a matricidal rage in his breast. The large sums of money he gave over to her, though she was gratifyingly astonished by them and always managed, in her curt way, to thank him, proved nothing to her about anything. To get paid vast sums for wasting one's life, in her view, only added to the cosmic tallying of wastefulness. Most maddening of all to Sammy was the way that, in the face of the sudden influx of money, Ethel steadfastly refused to change any element of her life, except to shop for better cuts of meat, buy a new set of carving knives, and spend a relatively lavish amount on new underwear for Bubbie and herself.
The rest she socked away. She viewed each fat paycheck as the last, certain that eventually, as she put it, "the bubble gets popped." Each month that the comic book bubble not only continued to float but expanded exponentially just confirmed Ethel's belief that the world was insane and growing madder, so that when the pin finally went in, the pop would be all the more terrible. Yes, it was always loads of fun dropping in on old Ethel, to share in the revelry and good times, to banter and sing and sup on the delicious fruits of her kitchen. Bubbie would have baked one of her bitter, brittle Bubbie babkas that they all had to make a fuss over even though each tasted as if she had baked it in 1877 and then mislaid it in a drawer until yesterday.
The only bright prospect for the day was that he and Joe had also been invited to come down to the radio studio to meet the cast of The Amazing Adventures of the Escapist, The Amazing Adventures of the Escapist, in run-throughs for the debut next Monday afternoon. Hitherto, Burns, Baggot DeWinter, the advertising agency, had not involved Sammy or Joe or any of the Empire people in the production, though Sammy had heard that several of the first few episodes were being adapted directly from the comic books. Once, Sammy had met the show's writers by chance, as they were coming out of Sardi's. They knew him from the unflattering drawing that had run in the in run-throughs for the debut next Monday afternoon. Hitherto, Burns, Baggot DeWinter, the advertising agency, had not involved Sammy or Joe or any of the Empire people in the production, though Sammy had heard that several of the first few episodes were being adapted directly from the comic books. Once, Sammy had met the show's writers by chance, as they were coming out of Sardi's. They knew him from the unflattering drawing that had run in the Sat.u.r.day Evening Post, Sat.u.r.day Evening Post, and stopped him to say h.e.l.lo and shed the gentle l.u.s.ter of their scorn upon him. They all seemed to Sammy like college-boy types, with pipes and bow ties. Only one would admit to ever having read a comic book, and probably all of them considered the form beneath contempt. One had written previously for and stopped him to say h.e.l.lo and shed the gentle l.u.s.ter of their scorn upon him. They all seemed to Sammy like college-boy types, with pipes and bow ties. Only one would admit to ever having read a comic book, and probably all of them considered the form beneath contempt. One had written previously for Mr. Keen, Tracer of Lost Persons, Mr. Keen, Tracer of Lost Persons, another for another for Mrs. Wiggs of the Cabbage Patch. Mrs. Wiggs of the Cabbage Patch.
But there was to be a party on Monday after the first broadcast, to which Sammy and Joe were invited; and on this balmy Friday, they went over to Radio City to get a look, if that was the right way to put it, at the vocal embodiments of their characters.
"Shabbes dinner," Joe said, as they pa.s.sed the Time-Life Building. Joe claimed to have once seen Ernest Hemingway coming out of it, and Sammy looked for the writer as they went by.
"I saw him, I tell you."
"Sure you did. Yes, Shabbes dinner. At my mother's. Bad food. House like an oven. You don't want to miss that."
"I have a date with Rosa," Joe said. "I think we're supposed to eat with her father at the house."
"You do that almost every night! Come on, Joe, don't make me go alone. I'll go mad, mad, I tell you."
"Rosa is right," Joe said.
"As usual, but this time about what?"
"You need a girl."
It was cool and dark in the lobby of the RCA Building. The soft knocking of shoe heels on stone floors and the somber, rea.s.suring pomposity of the Sert and Brangwyn murals allowed Sammy to experience what he dimly recognized as tranquility for the first time all day. A chubby young fellow was waiting for them at the guard's desk, nibbling on a manicured finger. He introduced himself as Larry Sneed, a.s.sistant to the producer George Chandler, and showed them how to sign in and pin pa.s.ses to their jackets.
"Mr. Chandler's really glad you could make it over," Sneed said over his shoulder.
"It was nice of him to invite us."
"Well, he's become quite a fan of your work."
"He reads it?"
"Oh, he studies it like the Bible."
They got out of the elevator, went down a stairwell and across a hall into another stairwell, this one gray cinder-block and iron stairs, then into a dingy white corridor, past the closed door of a studio with the on air light illuminated, left, and into another studio. It was cool and smoky and dim. At one end of the big yellow room, three casually dressed groups of actors, holding scripts, were loitering around a trio of microphones. In the middle of the room, two men sat at a small table, listening. Pages of script lay everywhere, scattered on the ground and blown into drifts in the corners. There was a gunshot. Sammy was the only one in the room who jumped. He looked wildly around. Three men stood off to the left in the midst of an a.s.sortment of kitchen utensils, lumber, and sc.r.a.p metal. One of them was holding a gun. They were all sweating profusely in spite of the air-conditioning.
"Ooh, got me!" cried Larry Sneed. He clutched his silk-fronted pot-belly and spun around. "Ha ha ha." He pretended to laugh. The actor who was delivering his line stopped talking, and everyone turned to look. They seemed to welcome the distraction, Sammy thought, except for the director, who scowled. "Hi, folks, I'm sorry to interrupt you. Mr. Chandler, here's a couple of bright young fellows like me who want to meet our marvelous cast. Mr. Sam Clay and Mr. Joe Kavalier."
"h.e.l.lo, boys," said one of the two men at the center table, rising from his chair. He was about the same age as Sammy's father would have been, but tall and refined, with a trim Vand.y.k.e and extra-big black gla.s.ses that made him look, Sammy thought, like a man of science. He shook their hands. "This is Mr. Cobb, our director." Cobb nodded. Like Chandler, he was wearing a suit and tie. "And this ragged bunch is our cast. Forgive their appearance, but they've been rehearsing all week." Chandler pointed to the actors around the microphones, anointing each one from a distance with a momentary dab of his finger as he gave the name and role. "That's Miss Verna Kaye, our Plum Blossom; Pat Moran, our Big Al; and Howard Fine as the evil Kommandant X. Over there may I present Miss Helen Portola, our Poison Rose; Ewell Conrad as Omar; Eddie Fontaine as Pedro; and our announcer, Mr. Bill Parris."
"But Poison Rose is dead," said Joe.
"We haven't killed her on the radio yet," said Chandler. "And that big, handsome fellow over there is our Escapist, Mr. Tracy Bacon."
Sammy was too distracted just then to notice Mr. Tracy Bacon.
"Pedro?" he said. said.
"The old Portuguese stagehand." Chandler nodded. "For comic relief. The sponsor felt we ought to lighten things up a little."
"Nize to mitts your ekwentinz," said Eddie Fontaine, with a tip of his imaginary Portuguese hat.
"And old Max Mayflower?" Sammy wanted to know. "And the man from the League of the Golden Key? You aren't having the League?"
"We tried it with the League, didn't we, Larry?"
"Yes, we did, Mr. Chandler."
"When you're debuting a series, it's better to get right down to business," said Cobb. "Skip the preliminaries."
"We take care of all that with the intro," Chandler explained. "Bill?"
"Armed with superb physical and mental training," Bill Parris began, "a crack team of a.s.sistants, and ancient wisdom, he roams the globe, performing amazing feats-"
The whole cast chimed in for the tag.
"And coming to the aid of those who languish in tyranny's chains!"
"This-is-the Escapist!"
Everyone laughed, except Joe, who clapped his hands. But for some reason, Sammy was irritated.
"And what about Tom Mayflower?" he persisted. "Who's going to be him?"
A cheerful, scratchy teenage voice rang out from the corner.
"I'm going to be Tom, Mr. Clay! And golly, I'm awful darn excited about it!"
That busted everybody up again. Tracy Bacon was looking right at Sammy, grinning, his cheeks flushed, mostly with pleasure, it seemed, at the astonished look on Sammy's face. Bacon was such a perfect Escapist that one would have thought he had been cast to play the role in a film, not on the air. He was well over six feet tall, broad-shouldered, with a dimple in his chin and glossy blond hair fitted to the top of his head like a polished bra.s.s plate. He wore an oxford s.h.i.+rt unb.u.t.toned over a ribbed unders.h.i.+rt, blue jeans, and socks with no shoes. His muscles were not as large, perhaps, as the Escapist's, but they were distinctly visible. Clean-favored, thought Sammy, and imperially slim.
"Please, gentlemen, take a seat," said Chandler. "Larry, find them a place to sit down."
"That guy looks exactly like the Escapist," said Joe. "It gives me the creep."
"I know," said Sammy. "And he sounds just like Tom Mayflower."
They sat in the corner and watched the rehearsal. The script had been adapted-very freely-from Sammy's third Escapist story, which had introduced the character of Miss Plum Blossom's evil sister Poison Rose, a straight steal from Caniff's Dragon Lady whom Sammy, embarra.s.sed by the blatancy of his theft, had killed off in Radio Radio #4. In the Grand Opera House on the Bund in Shangpo, Rose had thrown herself between a bullet meant for Tom Mayflower and the pistol of a Razi agent with whom she had, until that moment, been allied. But the radio boys had revived her, and Sammy had to admit she certainly appeared to be well. Helen Portola was the only cast member not dressed casually, and in her bright green poplin dress she looked cool and refined and appetizing. When she growled her diabolical lines at the Escapist, whom she had rendered powerless with the stolen, legendary Eye of the Moon Opal, she looked at Tracy Bacon with accurate love in her eyes and made it sound like flirtation. Walter Winch.e.l.l had already linked their names in his column. #4. In the Grand Opera House on the Bund in Shangpo, Rose had thrown herself between a bullet meant for Tom Mayflower and the pistol of a Razi agent with whom she had, until that moment, been allied. But the radio boys had revived her, and Sammy had to admit she certainly appeared to be well. Helen Portola was the only cast member not dressed casually, and in her bright green poplin dress she looked cool and refined and appetizing. When she growled her diabolical lines at the Escapist, whom she had rendered powerless with the stolen, legendary Eye of the Moon Opal, she looked at Tracy Bacon with accurate love in her eyes and made it sound like flirtation. Walter Winch.e.l.l had already linked their names in his column.
On the whole, Sammy found it a depressing couple of hours. It was his first experience, though by no means his last, with having one of his creations appropriated and made to serve the purposes of another writer, and it upset him to such a degree that he was ashamed. It was all pretty much the same stuff-except for Pedro, of course-and yet somehow it was all totally different. It all seemed to have a lighter, more playful tone than in the comic books, no doubt in part because of the audible brilliance of Tracy Bacon's smile. The dialogue sounded a lot like the dialogue on Mr. Keen, Tracer of Lost Persons. Mr. Keen, Tracer of Lost Persons. This was logical, but somehow it, too, depressed Sammy. He had written dialogue as bad-although, at Deasey's suggestion, he had been studying the work of snappy dialogue writers like Irwin Shaw and Ben Hecht-but spoken aloud, it sounded worse. All the characters seemed to be slow on the uptake, vaguely r.e.t.a.r.ded. Sammy s.h.i.+fted uncomfortably in his chair. Joe got lost in the proceedings for a while, but then abruptly seemed to snap out of it. He leaned over. This was logical, but somehow it, too, depressed Sammy. He had written dialogue as bad-although, at Deasey's suggestion, he had been studying the work of snappy dialogue writers like Irwin Shaw and Ben Hecht-but spoken aloud, it sounded worse. All the characters seemed to be slow on the uptake, vaguely r.e.t.a.r.ded. Sammy s.h.i.+fted uncomfortably in his chair. Joe got lost in the proceedings for a while, but then abruptly seemed to snap out of it. He leaned over.
"Isn't this great?" he said. He was whispering now, which meant that he was up to something. He looked at his watch. "s.h.i.+t, five o'clock. I have to go, gate."
"You have to go, 'gate'?"
"Yes, 'gate.' It's like 'man.' 'What's happening, gate?' 'Don't be late, gate.' You never say 'gate'?"
"No, that's something I never say," Sammy said. "Only Negroes say that, Joe. Ethel's expecting us around six."
"Yes, okay. Six."
"That's in an hour."
"Okay."
"You're coming, aren't you?" said Sammy.
Mr. Cobb turned around in his chair and scowled at them again. They covered their mouths. Joe nodded his head toward the door. Sammy got up and followed him out into the hall. Joe closed the heavy studio door and leaned his shoulder against it.
"Joe, you said you'd come."
"I was very careful not to say that."
"Well, I don't have the transcript handy, but that was how it sounded."
"Sammy, please. Don't make me. I don't want want to go. I want to go out with my girl. I want to have fun." He blushed. Having fun was still a difficult thing for Joe to admit he was able to do. "It isn't my fault that you don't have anyone-" to go. I want to go out with my girl. I want to have fun." He blushed. Having fun was still a difficult thing for Joe to admit he was able to do. "It isn't my fault that you don't have anyone-"
The studio door burst open, throwing Joe back against the wall.
"Sorry!" said Tracy Bacon. He gingerly pulled back the door to see what had become of Joe. "Holy Eye of the Moon Opal, are you all right?"
"Yes, thank you," said Joe, rubbing his forehead.
"I was in such a d.a.m.n hurry to get out here I didn't bother to look where I was going! I was afraid you two might have left before I got a chance to talk to Mr. Clay."
"Yes, talk! You talk," Joe said, patting Bacon on the shoulder. "Unfortunately, I have to go. Mr. Bacon, it was nice meeting you, you are a perfect Escapist I think."
"Well, thank you." you."
Joe drew himself up. "So," he said, p.r.o.nouncing it in the German fas.h.i.+on. With Bacon interposed very carefully between them, he gave Sammy an awkward little wave and ducked around Bacon to make a dash for the end of the hall. Before reaching the stairwell, he stopped and turned back. He looked at Sammy right in the eyes, his expression grave and remorseful, as though he were on the verge of making a full confession of everything bad that he had ever done. Then he flashed his visitor's badge, Melvin Purvis-style, and was gone. And that, Sammy knew, was about as close as Joe Kavalier could get to an apology.
"So," said Bacon, "what's he so hot to trot about?"
"His girl," said Sammy. "Miss Rosa Luxemburg Saks."
"I see." Bacon had a little bit of a southern accent. "She a foreigner, too?"
"Yeah, she is," Sammy said. "She's from Greenwich Village."
"I've heard of it."
"It's a pretty backward place."
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