"George Washington's" Last Duel Part 5

"Of cose it's incomfatible," said George Was.h.i.+ngton. "I ripresents one and you de t'urr. Dat's de way! I ripresents _Ma.r.s.e Jeff_. I know _he_ ain' gwine fly de track. I done know him from a little lad. Dat urr gent'man I ain' know nuttin tall about. You ripresents him." He waved his hand in scorn.

"Ah!" said the Major, as he set laboriously about loading the pistols, handling the b.a.l.l.s somewhat ostentatiously.

George Was.h.i.+ngton a.s.serted, "I b'lieve I know mo' 'bout the Code 'n you does, Ma.r.s.e Nat."

The Major looked at him quizzically as he rammed the ball down hard. He was so skilful that George at length added condescendingly, "But I see you ain' forgit how to handle dose things."

The Major modestly admitted, as he put on a cap, that he used to be a pretty fair shot, and George Was.h.i.+ngton in an att.i.tude as declarative of his pride in the occasion as his inebriated state admitted, was looking on with an expression of supreme complacency, when the Major levelled the weapon and sighted along its barrel. George Was.h.i.+ngton gave a jump which sent his cherished beaver bouncing twenty feet.

"Look out, Ma.r.s.e Nat! Don' handle dat thing so keerless, please, suh."

The Major explained that he was just trying its weight, and declared that it "came up beautifully;" to which George Was.h.i.+ngton after he had regained his damaged helmet a.s.sented with a somewhat unsteady voice. The Major looked at his watch and up at the trees, the tops of which were still brightened with the reflection from the sunset sky, and muttered an objurgation at the failure of the princ.i.p.als to appear, vowing that he never before knew of a similar case, and that at least he had not expected Jeff to fail to come to time. George Was.h.i.+ngton again proudly announced that he represented Jeff and that it was "that urr gent'man what had done fly de track, that urr gent'man what you ripre-sents, Ma.r.s.e Nat." He spoke with unveiled contempt.

The Major suddenly turned on him.

"George Was.h.i.+ngton!"

"Suh!" He faced him.

"If my princ.i.p.al fails to appear, I must take his place. The rule is, the second takes the place of his non-appearing princ.i.p.al."

"In cose dat's de rule," declared George Was.h.i.+ngton as if it were his own suggestion; "de secon' tecks de place o' de non-repearin'

sprinciple, and dat's what mecks me say what I does, dat man is done run away, suh, dat's what's de motter wid him. He's jes' nat-ch.e.l.ly skeered.

He couldn' face dem things, suh." He nodded towards the pistols, his thumbs stuck in the armholes of his flowered velvet vest. As the Major bowed George Was.h.i.+ngton continued with a hiccough, "He ain' like we gent'mens whar's ust to 'em an' don' mine 'em no mo' 'n pop-crackers."

"George Was.h.i.+ngton," said the Major, solemnly, with his eyes set on George Was.h.i.+ngton's velvet waistcoat, "take your choice of these pistols."

The old duellist made his choice with due deliberation. The Major indicated with a wave of his hand one of the spots which George had marked for the expected duellists. "Take your stand there, sir." George Was.h.i.+ngton marched grandly up and planted himself with overwhelming dignity, whilst the Major, with the other pistol in his hand, quietly took his stand at the other position, facing him.

"George," he said, "George Was.h.i.+ngton."

"Suh." George Was.h.i.+ngton was never so imposing.

"My princ.i.p.al, Mr. Pickering Lawrence, having failed to appear at the designated time and place to meet his engagement with Mr. Jefferson Lewis, I, as his second and representative, offer myself to take his place and a.s.sume any and all of his obligations."

George Was.h.i.+ngton bowed grandly.

"Yes, suh, of cose,--dat is accordin' to de Code," he said with solemnity befitting the occasion.

The Major proceeded.

"And your princ.i.p.al, Mr. Jefferson Lewis, having likewise failed to appear at the proper time, you take his place."

"Suh," e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed George Was.h.i.+ngton, in sudden astonishment, turning his head slightly as if he were not certain he had heard correctly, "Ma.r.s.e Nat, jis say dat agin, please, suh?"

The Major elevated his voice and advanced his pistol slightly.

"I say, your princ.i.p.al, Mr Jefferson Lewis, having in like manner failed to put in his appearance at the time and place agreed on for the meeting, you as his representative take his place and a.s.sume all his obligations."

"Oh! nor, suh, I don't!" exclaimed George Was.h.i.+ngton, shaking his head so violently that the demoralized beaver fell off again and rolled around unheeded. "I ain' bargain for no sich thing as dat. Nor, suh!"

But the Major was obdurate.

"Yes, sir, you do. When you accept the position of second, you a.s.sume all the obligations attaching to that position, and----" the Major advanced his pistol--"I shall shoot at you."

George Was.h.i.+ngton took a step towards him. "Oh! goodness! Ma.r.s.e Nat, you ain' gwine do nuttin like dat, is you!" His jaw had fallen, and when the Major bowed with deep solemnity and replied, "Yes, sir, and you can shoot at me," he burst out.

"Ma.r.s.e Nat, I don' warn' shoot at you. What I warn' shoot at you for? I ain' got nuttin 'ginst you on de fatal uth. You been good master to me all my days an'----" The Major cut short this sincere tribute to his virtues, by saying: "Very well, you can shoot or not as you please. I shall aim at that waistcoat." He raised his pistol and partially closed one eye. George Was.h.i.+ngton dropped on his knees.

"Oh, Ma.r.s.e Nat, please, suh. What you want to shoot me for? Po' ole good-for-nuttin George Was.h.i.+ngton, whar ain' nuver done you no harm"

(the Major's eye glanced over his blue coat and flowered vest; George saw it), "but jes steal you' whiskey an' you' clo'es an'--Ma.r.s.e Nat, ef you le' me off dis time I oon nuver steal no mo' o' you' clo'es, er you'

whiskey, er nuttin. Ma.r.s.e Nat, you wouldn' shoot po' ole good-for-nuttin George Was.h.i.+ngton, whar fotch' up wid you?"

"Yes, sir, I would," declared the Major, sternly. "I am going to give the word, and--" he raised the pistol once more. George Was.h.i.+ngton began to creep toward him. "Oh, Lordy! Ma.r.s.e Nat, please, suh, don' pint dat thing at me dat away--hit's loaded! Oh, Lordy!" he shouted. The Major brandished his weapon fiercely.

"Stand up, sir, and stop that noise--one--two--three," he counted, but George Was.h.i.+ngton was flat on the ground.

"Oh, Ma.r.s.e Nat, please, suh, don't. I'se feared o' dem things." A sudden idea struck him. "Ma.r.s.e Nat, you is about to loss a mighty valuable n.i.g.g.e.r," he pleaded; but the Major simply shouted to him to stand up and not disgrace the gentleman he represented. George Was.h.i.+ngton seized on the word; it was his final hope.

"Ma.r.s.e Nat, I don't ripresent n.o.body, suh, n.o.body at all, suh. I ain'

nuttin but a good-for-nuttin, wuthless n.i.g.g.e.r, whar brung de box down heah cuz you tole me to, suh, dat's all. An' I'll teek off you' coat an'

weskit dis minit ef you'll jis le' me git up off de groun', suh." Jeff suddenly appeared. George lay spraddled out on the ground as flat as a field lark, but at Jeff's appearance, he sprang behind him. Jeff, in amazement, was inquiring the meaning of all the noise he had heard, when Lawrence appeared on the scene. The Major explained briefly.

"It was that redoubtable champion bellowing. As our princ.i.p.als failed to appear on time, he being-an upholder of the Code, suggested that we were bound to take the places respectively of those we represented----"

"Nor, suh, I don' ripresent n.o.body," interrupted George Was.h.i.+ngton; but at a look from the Major he dodged again behind Jeff. The Major, with his eye on Lawrence, said:

"Well, gentlemen, let's to business. We have but a few minutes of daylight left. I presume you are ready?"

Both gentlemen bowed, and the Major proceeded to explain that he had loaded both pistols himself with precisely similar charges, and that they were identical in trigger, sight, drift, and weight, and had been tested on a number of occasions, when they had proved to be "excellent weapons and remarkably accurate in their fire." The young men bowed silently; but when he turned suddenly and called "George Was.h.i.+ngton,"

that individual nearly jumped out of his coat. The Major ordered him to measure ten paces, which, after first giving notice that he "didn't ripre-sent n.o.body," he proceeded to do, taking a dozen or more gigantic strides, and hastily retired again behind the safe bulwark of Jeff's back. As he stood there in his shrunken condition, he about as much resembled the pompous and arrogant duellist of a half-hour previous as a wet and bedraggled turkey does the strutting, gobbling c.o.c.k of the flock. The Major, with an objurgation at him for stepping "as if he had on seven league boots," stepped off the distance himself, explaining to Lawrence that ten paces was about the best distance, as it was sufficiently distant to "avoid the unpleasantness of letting a gentleman feel that he was within touching distance," and yet "near enough to avoid useless mutilation."

Taking out a coin, he announced that he would toss up for the choice of position, or rather would make a "disinterested person" do so, and, holding out his hand, he called George Was.h.i.+ngton to toss it up. There was no response until the Major shouted, "George Was.h.i.+ngton, where are you--you rascal!"

"Heah me, suh," said George Was.h.i.+ngton, in a quavering voice, rising from the ground, where he had thrown himself to avoid any stray bullets, and coming slowly forward, with a pitiful, "Please, suh, don' p'int dat thing dis away."

The Major gave him the coin, with an order to toss it up, in a tone so sharp that it made him jump; and he began to turn it over nervously in his hand, which was raised a little above his shoulder. In his manipulation it slipped out of his hand and disappeared. George Was.h.i.+ngton in a dazed way looked in his hand, and then on the ground.

"Hi! whar' hit?" he muttered, getting down on his knees and searching in the gra.s.s. "Dis heah place is evil-sperited."

The Major called to him to hurry up, but he was too intent on solving the problem of the mysterious disappearance of the quarter.

"I ain' nuver like dis graveyard bein' right heah," he murmured. "Ma.r.s.e Nat, don' you have no mo' to do wid dis thing."

The Major's patience was giving out. "George Was.h.i.+ngton, you rascal!" he shouted, "do you think I can wait all night for you to pull up all the gra.s.s in the garden? Take the quarter out of your pocket, sir!"

"'Tain' in my pocket, suh," quavered George Was.h.i.+ngton, feeling there instinctively, however, when the coin slipped down his sleeve into his hand again. This was too much for him. "Hi! befo' de king," he exclaimed, "how it git in my pocket? Oh, Marster! de devil is 'bout heah, sho'! Ma.r.s.e Nat, you fling it up, suh. I ain' nuttin but a po'

sinful n.i.g.g.e.r. Oh, Lordy!" And handing over the quarter tremulously, George Was.h.i.+ngton flung himself flat on the ground and, as a sort of religious incantation, began to chant in a wild, quavering tone the funeral hymn:

"Hark! from the tombs a doleful sound."