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True Things About Me.

A Novel.

Deborah Kay Davies.

I go underground.

I PRESSED THE buzzer for the next claimant. This old woman started telling me about her neighbour. As she spoke she kept tapping the gla.s.s barrier between us. That girl is on the game, she said, living off immoral earnings. It's disgusting. Someone ought to come round and investigate. I suggested she get in touch with the police. She pursed her lips and made a spitty sound. Probably half the police force are involved, she said, I wouldn't be surprised. Boys coming and going at all hours. And not only boys. Men too. Men old enough to be her granddad. She stood back and pointed with her thumb to her chest. I have seen men my age going in there.



I tried to take control of the interview, but she wasn't going to be put off. I could see a man with curly blond hair sitting behind and to the left of her. He had his arms crossed and his eyes closed. She leaned forward. And another thing, she said, there's always a lot of commotion; she's forever revving the engine of her fancy car outside my window, slamming doors, living like she doesn't have a care in the world. It shouldn't be allowed.

Every time the old woman banged the window she called me miss. I let her go on a bit while I looked over her shoulder at the other people waiting. I could see the guy was reading the paper now. Broad shoulders. His legs were long, stretched out in front of him, clad in faded, nicely tight jeans. I said to the woman, You leave this with me, we'll check it out, and scribbled down the address. She gave me a look. Thank you now, I said. I have to see the next claimant, and pressed my buzzer.

He sat down and leaned back in the chair. Name? I said, and wrote it down. I read his paperwork. He'd just come out of prison. Nothing serious, he said, and stretched. Just having a laugh with an articulated lorry and a lamp post. He settled back in the seat and grinned. I grinned back. I don't know why. It wasn't at all appropriate. Address? I said. He leaned near the barrier. Why d'you want to know? he said, his breath briefly etching an oval on the gla.s.s. I told him I was just doing my job. Nothing personal. Pity, he said. I leafed through his papers and picked up my pen. Married or single? I said. Single. Very, he said, and laid his hands palm down on the surface. Good hands, nice nails and what could have been a wedding ring.

I looked up from the forms. He winked. I told him he would have to wait about a week while someone processed his claim. No probs, he said. Is it your lunch-time soon? His s.h.i.+rt was open at the neck. His throat was kissable. No, I said, tidying up, I don't have time for lunch. Pity, he said again, and stood up. Everyone should have a break. You look as if you could do with a long one. I could feel myself starting to blush. I made a fuss of gathering up his paperwork. I couldn't bring myself to look up again. I pressed my buzzer and waited. Then he wasn't there.

Alison and I worked late. It was getting dark as we left the building, the air slightly chilly still. He was standing opposite the entrance. There's that man, I said to Alison. He was walking towards us. Which man? she said, peering around. Suddenly he was right in front of us. Hi, he said to me, ignoring her. Coming? Alison stood still and looked from him to me. Bye, I said and shrugged my shoulders. Alison held onto my arm. What about the film? she said quietly. He took hold of my hand and pulled me gently. I just went. Alison called out, Are you sure you're all right? I tried to answer but we were walking too fast, we were too far away, already going underground.

I don't value my possessions.

HE TOOK ME down the steps into the car park, and led me to a dark area. I could smell damp concrete, oil, exhaust fumes. He backed me up against a pillar. Take your underwear off, he said, and grinned, showing his teeth. Stand on me. I mean, stand on my shoes. You mustn't get your feet dirty. He supported me while I struggled out of my tights and knickers. My mind had stretched and blanked, like a washed sheet on a clothes line. He had one arm round my waist. He put his hand up between my legs and pressed his fingers inside. I love the way that feels, he said. Then he unzipped his trousers and pushed his p.e.n.i.s into my hand. It tapped heavily against my palm.

I'm so ready, he said. Are you? Yes, I said, and opened my legs for him. Say f.u.c.k me, he said, so I did. He grunted as he pushed himself in. I locked my arms round his neck. He sucked my bottom lip. I licked his teeth with my tongue. I felt his shoelaces under the arches of my feet. As he came I whacked the back of my head hard against the pillar. Afterwards I heard car doors slamming, and my legs gave way.

Short and sweet, he said, as he sorted my clothes out. He picked me up and carried me to the taxi rank. We didn't speak. He helped me into a cab and paid the driver. You might want these some time, he said, and threw the screwed-up knot of tights and knickers inside. See you around. All right, mate, he said to the taxi driver and banged the roof of the car. I sat on the seat with my underwear in my hands. I investigated the bruise on my head with my fingers; it felt tacky. s.e.m.e.n seeped out of me and pooled onto my skirt. When I got home I saw that the back of my new leather coat was scratched and scored. I bundled it up and chucked it in the bottom of my cupboard. I'd only had it for a week.

I get reflective.

THAT NIGHT I began to be afraid; I couldn't remember things like how to do my job. I switched on the bedside lamp and made notes. I tried to jot down some tasks I needed to do in the morning, but in the end I just wrote: turn on computer; make coffee; file answered paperwork in alphabetical order. Then I wrote a new list and put the first, draft list in alphabetical order. It seemed like a complicated task. The period of time after I'd left work was incomprehensible. I knew I should think about it. The easiest way would be in terms of colour. Mid-blue was coming out of work with Alison. Suddenly yellow. Then apricot. Down into red, streaked with something else. At the bottom a sediment of khaki.

The next morning I decided to ring Alison and ask her to tell our boss I was sick. I avoided the big mirror on the wardrobe in my bedroom, and walked through the quiet house down the stairs to the kitchen. Everything was in place. I could barely lift the phone to my ear. The lead was kinked into snarled-up shapes. Alison answered eventually. Hang on, she said, before I'd spoken a word. Then I heard her shouting something about lunch boxes, and the sounds of running up and down stairs. Then a door slammed.

Right, she said, they've gone. How are you this morning? I, before you ask, have never been fabber. I just live for school-day mornings. Oh, the joy of tuna and mayo sarnies. The giddy search for b.l.o.o.d.y swimming cossies. Suddenly I couldn't remember what I'd rung for. Go on, I said. Alison's voice was like a cool hand on my forehead. Let me see, she said. You want me to tell old fridge-baps you're sick. Is that it? If you would, I said. My voice was unfamiliar. All in a day's work, she said. Are you all right? I've been so worried about you. 'Course, I said. Why shouldn't I be? Duh, ooh, I can't think why, she said with what I thought was un-necessary sarcasm. Well, I'll be speaking to you in depth very soon, young lady. Can't wait, I said.

I made myself coffee. Sunlight pulsed in the kitchen, bouncing off the kettle and the utensils in the rack. I had some chocolate left, so I carried that and the coffee upstairs. Finally I stood in front of the mirror and let my robe fall off my shoulders. Would you look at yourself, I said to my reflection in a take-the-p.i.s.s Irish accent. My face was the same, but not the same. It looked slyly back at me, the eyes smaller, paler maybe. I felt afraid again. I reached up to touch the back of my head. The hair felt like a small, painful nest. I looked at myself properly. You're filthy, I said. How could you do those things? But I couldn't keep the accent up. My smiling mouth in the mirror shocked me.

In the bathroom I ran a bath. It hurt to pee. I didn't recognise the smell of myself. Each time I thought about the car park, something winced in the pit of my stomach and a fluttering sensation rose up from around my heart and drifted out through my scalp. I felt appalled. In the bath the water swam over me. I sank under and worked the dried blood out of my hair. As I did, the fluttering sensation changed. Now it felt like something was shrivelling inside. I remembered banging my head. Tears slid into my ears. I scrabbled out of the bath and dried myself.

The house was profoundly silent, every room empty. It felt like an out-of-season holiday home. I couldn't spend time there, so I put on some clothes, slammed the front door and got in my car. At the traffic lights I avoided my reflection in the rear-view mirror while I sent a text to Alison: Will be entering the building ASAP. Thank G.o.d 4 flexitime. Luv u.

I worked like a maniac all day and skipped lunch. I ignored Alison's concerned glances, organised some leave and left my desk tidy. Lastly I made a note of his address and phone number, just in case.

I talk to the animals.

I DECIDED TO visit my grandmother. Magazines were always saying that if you were feeling down the best plan was to do something for someone else. I couldn't find her in the ward. All the old ladies looked the same to me. My gran had been the busty, blue rinse, costume jewellery sort of gran. She used to make me little crisp golden tarts with strawberry jam in the centre. Each one was decorated with a pastry letter from my name. The molten jam was lethal. We sewed clothes for my doll, Valerie. Gran said we should concentrate on evening wear for Valerie. Val's that type of girl, she said, winking. We winked at each other a lot. We spent rainy days colouring in together. Never you mind, she said, when I went outside the lines. n.o.body's perfect, my darling. Least of all your granny.

I walked round the ward and looked at each old lady. They all seemed like half-inflated balloons. Finally I found her and sat down on the s.h.i.+ny armchair beside her bed. I picked up her hand. I didn't recognise the rings she was wearing. Gran? I said. She turned her head to look at me. We stared at each other. Are you my gran? I asked. The nurse came in. Yours is over there, she said, picking up a chart that was hooked over the end of the bed. She had to help me extricate my hand. The old lady had a strong grip. As we struggled with her she made a sort of keening sound.

I found myself in the toilet. For G.o.d's sake, I said in the cubicle. For G.o.ddy G.o.d's sake. I sat on the loo with the lid down and started to laugh. My laugh had a shake in it. In the echoing toilet it sounded eerie. That made me laugh even more. Then I cried. Someone used the loo next to me so I cried silently. There was a sound of rustling, and I stopped to listen. Then a genteel fart. Excuse me, a voice said, as the flush went. I giggled feebly until my sobbing stopped, and went out to wash my hands and repair my face. There was a handwritten sign over the basin: Beware. Dangerously hot water. The ink had run so it was like some spooky warning from a mirror in a horror film. I used the cold tap. Right, I said. Now for my gran.

I kissed her forehead. She used to smell of Coty face powder and polo mints. She patted my cheek. How are you, my little love? she said. Her eyes were like tiny chocolatey berries. I told her all about the blond man. I described him in detail. She gazed at me and faintly smiled. When I told her about the car park and the taxi, her eyebrows moved. I thought she might have winked. Gran, I said, I feel really bad. But n.o.body's perfect, are they? Right? She squeezed my fists with her warm hands. I felt calmer.

I told her it seemed like some sort of turning point. What do you think? I asked. What should I do now? Not see him again? Her nightdress was trimmed around the neckline with rosebuds, and a plastic slide held her hair away from her face. I waited. She opened her lips and began to make the sounds of a chicken, quietly at first. I dropped her hands. Then she threw her head back and started crowing like a c.o.c.kerel. She had little claws that plucked the bedclothes. I couldn't move. The nurse appeared and touched my shoulder. You should go now, she said, and gave me a shake. It's time for her meds.

I am abandoned by my mother.

AFTER MY VISIT to the nursing home I couldn't sleep. Poor old Gran, she would have hated to be herself now. I remembered the sound of her high heels clacking around her kitchen. She wouldn't have been seen dead wearing slippers, let alone a hair clip. All night my eyelids were stretched round my bulging eyeb.a.l.l.s. In the morning I felt as if I'd aged five years in the dark, so I decided to go to the surgery.

My usual doctor was away. I saw a loc.u.m instead, a gorgeous-looking Asian woman. It was difficult to tell how old she was. I imagined she must be somewhere between twelve and forty-five. Not twelve, of course, that was ridiculous. But still, she might have been. She didn't take her eyes off her computer screen. Yes? she said. Problems? No, I said. I'm really, really, really great. How are you? She finally looked at me. What can I do to help? she asked flatly. I told her I needed something to make me sleep. She frowned. Have you had sleeping pills before? she asked, and returned to the computer. Finally she gave me a prescription.

I busied myself around the house for the rest of the day. I had an old film on DVD I'd been meaning to see, so in the afternoon I sat down to watch it. Things start off with this very beautiful woman, who seems normal; innocent and good. But soon you realise she's crazy. Her husband writes plays and she stalked him into agreeing to marry her by pretending to be mad about the theatre. It was one of those films where the viewer knows things long before the people in the film do. Eventually she drowns her trusting new husband's sweet, crippled brother and destroys her own unborn child, because she's jealous of any attention her beloved gives to anyone else. Then, after plotting to incriminate him in her death, she poisons herself. All because he's found out what she's done, and is going to leave her. As she dies of poisoning, lying there against the pillows like a dark angel, she tells him, I'll never let you go, never, never. G.o.d, she was evil. But you had to sympathise with her somehow; she definitely knew what she wanted. Although I couldn't understand what she saw in him; he was a complete drip, and he had improbably groomed eyebrows.

I turned the TV off and began to think about the car park again. I saw myself slipping out of my shoes. Taking off my underwear. He had helped me. I remembered the cold air moving up inside my skirt, the feel of his muscular back and the way he sort of stooped over to grab my mouth with his. I thought about holding him in my hand. I took some of the tablets and went to bed. I couldn't stop going over it all. When I thought about how he'd grunted as he pushed his p.e.n.i.s inside me I felt a buzzing sensation between my legs, accompanied by a delicious little flip.

In bed I kept trying to find cool places on my pillows. Then I fell asleep. I dreamed I was out with my mother. I was a child; she loomed over me as we walked. She was singing a hymn to herself in time with the rhythm of our steps. We pa.s.sed a dark alley, its entrance partially obscured by trails of ivy blowing in a non-existent wind. My mother pushed me into the alley. I could still hear her singing. There was a line of rubbish bins along the wall. In slow motion a huge black bear with blood on its teeth reared up out of one of the bins. The bin lid stayed on its head like a stiff flat cap. It lunged at me and scooped out my stomach with its curved claws.

I heard my spine snap. Splat went all my organs on the floor. My middle was crimson and empty. I felt the cold air playing on the raw, hot flesh. I screamed for my mother, but she didn't answer. She just went on singing and swinging her handbag out in the sunlit street. I woke up half out of bed, breathless and covered in a film of perspiration. I stood under the shower and then wrapped myself in an old towelling robe. Downstairs I poured some apple juice and sat at the kitchen table until it got light.

I serve unusual nibbles.

I BEGAN TO hover near the cupboard where I'd slung my damaged leather jacket. You've got to deal with stuff like this, you silly girl, I said out loud. I had been reading a magazine article called *Moving On, Moving Up'. I knew it was all c.r.a.p, but somehow I couldn't stop thinking about my jacket. I lay on the bed and talked to myself. What was the matter with me, anyway? There were lots of perfectly nice, normal girls who did stuff in underground car parks all the time. n.o.body judged them. They had a giggle about it with their mates around the photocopier for G.o.d's sake.

But I thought about my jacket. I remembered how long it had taken to save the money. The soft, b.u.t.terscotch-coloured skin. How it felt light and cool, though it protected me perfectly from the cold wind. Its intoxicating smell. I thought about the knubby wooden b.u.t.tons with their metal shanks. Everything's ruined now, I said.

When I opened the cupboard door, the wholesome, throaty smell of leather poured out. I stepped back and breathed in deeply. The smell was peaceful. It reminded me of the school satchel my cousin Daniel had handed down to me. There were strange bits of writing on the strap; ragged, scratched-in symbols. They were the things Daniel had done. So it was new to me, but not new; it had been to school before. The leather was soft and s.h.i.+ny in the places Daniel had worn it. I remembered my school beret being s.n.a.t.c.hed off my head as I'd walked up the drive for the first time. But no one had wanted the old satchel that I loved. That little girl wouldn't have gone down into an underground car park when she grew up. She was not the sort of girl who would spoil a valuable coat for nothing.

I looked at the sleeping tablets on the bedside table. I'd emptied them out of their plastic strips and put them in a little bowl. It was funny how they looked like the courtesy mints you get offered in some restaurants. I picked up the bowl and offered it to my reflection. Do have some, won't you? I said in the voice of Judith Chalmers, my gran's favourite travel presenter. Take a handful, feel free! I promised myself that after I'd looked at my poor coat properly I'd take some and sleep for days. I walked round the room, and read my magazine for a bit. I'd bought it because of the caption on the front cover, announcing an article about a woman who'd been knocked out by a frozen oven chip.

There were other discarded things in the bottom of the cupboard, so I rummaged until I felt the jacket. The lining was slippery and chill to the touch. It wasn't as heavy as I'd thought. I spent some time arranging it on the crumpled duvet. It seemed too small for me to wear. More like a little girl's coat. Or the flying jacket of a tiny, old-fas.h.i.+oned, aerostunt pilot. I felt it with my hands, like a blind girl might do, and thought how I would never wear it again. I flipped it over, and pushed my fingers inside the cuts. I heard someone sobbing. The lacerations looked as if they'd been inflicted by an animal.

I advise on sartorial issues.

ALISON ASKED HOW long my leave was going to last. And why I'd suddenly taken it. I felt too tired to say anything. She held up a sheeny black dress and said, What d'you think? Is it me? Try it on, I said. Who can tell when it's on the hanger? I followed her into the communal changing room. Is this leave thing about last week? You might as well know I've forgiven you for your desertion, she said. Though I don't approve, of course. I will say just one thing at this juncture: I can't understand what came over you.

Juncture? I said. Juncture? What sort of poncey word is that? Juncture is not a word I ever thought I'd hear fall from your ruby lips. Whatever, she said, posing in the mirror. Don't think I don't know what you're doing with this juncture business. It won't work. Her reflection gave me a mean look. Stick to the point, she said, turning to face me. I was silent, so she sighed, narrowing her eyes, and started to tell me about the party she and Tom were going to. She said it was Tom's head office do. A chance to meet his boss, and she really needed to make a statement. She reached down inside the front of the dress to reposition her b.r.e.a.s.t.s. Hoick those puppies up, I said. Her reflection looked at me. Have you been listening to me? she asked. Only I have the feeling I'm boring you.

I slid down the wall and sat on the changing-room floor. Obviously chairs were obsolete. Alison was adjusting the dress round her hips. I hope you are taking note that I'm using superhuman restraint in not insisting on a detailed account of your impromptu evening with Mr Blond, she said. What's Tom wearing to this? I said. Will he have his t.i.ts out as well? Alison gave me a look. I could see she was counting up to ten. I'm sorry, I said. Actually I gave Mr Blond the elbow not long after you went. I could tell he was bad news. Oh G.o.d, I'm so relieved, she said. So you're not seeing him again? I thought of how he'd banged the taxicab roof and walked away. Definitely not, I said. I'm not that desperate. Her reflection gave me a kind look.

She did a twirl in the black dress. I'm not sure about this bias cut thing, she said. Where do you stand on bias? Darling, I said, nowadays, if it's not bias I refuse to give it the time of day. Even my bra is bias cut. And the gusset of your knickers? she asked. Double bias with extra bias at the back and sides, I said. You really are in a weird mood, she said, and squinted at her behind in the mirror, then at me with a questioning look. Before you ask, I said, your b.u.m looks positively microscopic. Actually, where is your b.u.m? I've got a vibe you don't like this ensemble, she said, but one happens to think one looks hot, so one's going to have to buy it at this juncture. Sod the expense, I said, one should always go for it.

I make people materialise.

SUDDENLY I ACTUALLY wanted to see my parents. When I got there things were just the same. I sat down and had a cup of tea with my mother. I asked her how she was. The clock in the hall ticked familiarly, its wheeze still detectable. Musn't grumble, she said. Though you'd love to, my dad's voice added from the hallway. Any news on the boyfriend front? she asked, not looking at me. I may have, I said. Immediately she was riveted. Well, she said, I just hope he's a nice boy. You've always been so trusting. She patted my knee. But that's a good fault, of course, she said. My father's mild voice drifted in from the kitchen this time: There's no such thing as a good fault, as you well know. Faults are bad. That's the way they are. My mother smiled at me. Oh well, you understand what I mean, don't you, darling?

She wanted to know about my boyfriend. I told her he was five years older than me. Dark, straight hair. Actually, I said, he has these improbably well-groomed eyebrows. She thought for a while. But that's good, she said, the groomed aspect, I mean. So many young men are too casual about grooming. He's not gay though, is he? I'm not sure, I said. Only time will tell. I told her he was a writer. I didn't know I was going to say that, but it sounded good as soon as I did. It's quite sad really, I added. He has this really sweet younger brother he's devoted to, but the poor boy is disabled.

I began to see my boyfriend clearly. He had nice hands. He was absolutely mad about me. I'm meeting him tonight, I said. Well, I'm happy for you, she said. It's about time. No offence, darling. You know I love you. Miraculously, as I looked at him, my boyfriend's hair turned blond and started to tighten into curls.

I said I'd stay for lunch. In the kitchen my mother held my chin in her hand and scrutinised me. You look a little peaky, she said. Are you eating properly? I know you snack, but do you sit down and actually eat a meal? I told her I was feeling under the weather. Is that why you're off work? she asked. G.o.d, Mum, I said, do you pay someone to snoop on me? I am an adult, you know. She ignored me and went on to say how glad she was I had a friend like lovely Alison. She's so sensible, she said, turning her back on me so I could tie her ap.r.o.n. Anyway, you're a very lucky girl, you know. So is Alison, I said, to have lovely me. She gave me a busy hug. Well, of course, dear, she said. That goes without saying. Now I have to get on. Things won't cook themselves.

My dad took me out into the garden. He wanted to show me the bronze fennel. I love it, I said. The delicate fronds were woven into a glinting series of loose nets. At the heart of each net was what looked like a big fuzzy caterpillar. We both stooped down to check them out. They were actually the still-sheathed buds, almost ready to shake themselves into life. We sat on a garden bench and I ran my fingers through the swaying plant. I told my dad it felt like ropy, damp hair. Almost like a mermaid's. He had a feel. You're right, it does, he said. I could always tell my father things like that, when we were on our own. I rested my head on his shoulder, and held his rough, gardener's hand. I was about to say something when Mum shouted for his help. Got to go. Duty calls, he said, saluting, and left me.

The fennel smelled like aniseed. It reminded me of some ointment Gran used to put on my cuts and bruises. I sat alone in the shade, the fern swaying beside me, and watched a cloud of tiny black b.u.t.terflies discover the scarlet runner-bean flowers. Someone was using an old-fas.h.i.+oned lawnmower, the sound like some giant clock's mechanism ratcheting the hundreds of seconds away. Warm, dry moss covered the arms of the bench like upholstery. I sank into a garden trance, and watched the bed of dahlias glow, their spiny heads radiating red sunlight. Behind them, I could see the lilac flounces of some other plant billow up. A spider trickled over the back of my hand.

I heard my mother tinkling cutlery in the house. The roast lamb smelled delicious. I stood up just as she called out, asking me to pick a bunch of mint. As I chose the bright, hairy stalks I found I was crying happily into them. The perfume of the mint wafted around me and purified everything. I strolled around the garden, touching things: the sweet pea canes, the rough, juicy rhubarb leaves, the warm wood of my dad's shed. I found I could move from one thing to another without the slightest effort, almost by just thinking about where I felt like going. I never wanted to leave.

After lunch I stayed on. We sat in the afternoon garden and let it soak into us. We were all quiet. Once I heard the ice cream van's ribbon of music trailing through the streets, but it seemed very far away. My dad asked me if I would like to stay the night. I thought about my little bedroom, kept just as I'd left it, and said yes. What about your date? my mum asked. I told her I'd put him off. He won't mind, I said. You want to hold onto him, she said. He sounds very understanding.

My father brought me some cus.h.i.+ons, and lying on the bench in the semi-shade I fell asleep watching fat blobs of sunlight slipping back and forth over my body. I didn't dream at all. When I woke up we had gin and tonics. My favourite sound, my mother said, and jostled her ice cubes. Every now and then my father would get up and pull some microscopic weed. There was a faint smell of spring onions rising from a neat little bed he'd planted next to his roses. You've got to root the little blighters out, he said.

I misuse bread.

WHEN I GOT home I began to feel like a visitor, or a prospective buyer. I wandered through the rooms of my house but I couldn't see its potential. Time started to do that thing. It's like you're from some other dimension where each minute is an hour and a half, say, but an hour is actually a day long. You're trying to function in your new body, with your new watch on your strange, pink arm, but you just don't fool anyone. The safest approach when this happens is to sit in one place and wait for something to occur.

Eventually I heard the phone ringing. Alison wanted to come and see me. We sat in the kitchen. She looked in the fridge and made a tutting sound. Well, at least you've got some milk, she said. She told me she couldn't be long. That she just wanted to touch base, see me, sort of thing. You can touch my base any time, love, I said, and we both cackled. I told her I would be back to work on Monday, which I was quite surprised about myself. I didn't know I was going to do that.

Alison told me her kids were at their karate cla.s.s, and she had to pick them up soon. Aren't they a bit young for martial arts? I asked. I knew they were only four and six. Also there was a baby of about a year old. She struck what looked like a karate pose and said, Ah! Never too young, my doubting and defenceless friend. Surely not the baby, though, I asked. 'Course not, she said. Check me out. She held up her thumbs and wiggled them around. I could disable an attacker using just these, she said seriously. Really? I said. No, she answered, but that sort of skill would be invaluable in the rush for the only empty checkout.

She wanted to know if I could babysit the two older ones on Sat.u.r.day morning for a few hours. She had to take her mum to an appointment at the eye clinic and couldn't cope with all the kids as well. On a Sat.u.r.day? I asked. Private, she said. Cataracts. You know my mum. Money no object. Except when I try and touch her for a tenner. Are you sure you want me to? I said. I mean, I like your kids, but do you think I should look after them? She told me not to be wet, that they were becoming more like human beings all the time. I would be fine.

The complication is I have to go to the dentist for a filling, I said. Won't that scare them? She said they loved the dentist. They wouldn't mind at all. Especially if they could watch; they liked watching people having dental treatment. I wasn't sure that was healthy. If that's true, I said, then they are small but perfectly formed fiends. Yep, she said, you are not far wrong, oh wise one. Anyway, she didn't have anyone else to ask. Tom was refereeing a match or something. Pray for me, she said. I've got to take the baby with us. And you and I still haven't had our significant chat about you know what. I told her that, actually, we didn't need to. It wasn't an issue. I'll be the judge of that, kiddo, she said.

On Sat.u.r.day I picked the children up. They sat in the back of the car with their little rucksacks full of kids' stuff, exuding vital energy, like meerkats. Their s.h.i.+ning hair seemed to swing of its own volition. I couldn't detect any blinking of their eyes. Before we drove off I asked them if they remembered me. Nope, they said firmly. That's probably a good thing, I said. Last time I checked you were Harriet and Patrick. I'm the oldest, Patrick said, leaning towards me. She's only four. Well, you two, I said, I am old beyond your wildest dreams of oldness, and my name is Mrs Blobbypants. Harriet took her thumb out of her mouth for a moment. Mrs Bloppypants the Third, she said. I told her she was a bright kid. I'm even brighter, said Patrick. That's because I'm older than her.

There seemed to be a lot of movement in the car. I asked them to keep still. We wasn't moving, actually, Patrick said, was we, Harriet? Well, anyway, I said, and asked them what they wanted to do. Watch TV, they said in unison. Isn't that the standard kids' answer? I asked them. They didn't say anything. TV it is then, I said brightly. We like TV best of all, they said, nodding at each other and me intently. Even more than karate? I asked. Karate's cool, said Patrick, but TV's cooler, isn't it, Harriet? Harriet smiled round her thumb, and nodded gently as if she were conserving energy for later. I told them I had some things to do first. Like the dentist. Cool, Patrick said. The dentist is excellent, we love the dentist. Can we watch?

When we got there I bought them comics and sweets in the newsagent's next door. My stomach was behaving the way it always did whenever I entered the waiting room. When I was little my father had to have time off work to take me; my mother had given up on the whole thing. I remember holding onto the treatment room door handle and screaming with complete abandon. It seemed to me that all the grown-ups had changed and become cruel people. My mother and father, the smiling receptionist, the kind-looking dentist a they had all betrayed me. They were prepared to offer me up to anything that might happen. There was this feeling of utter aloneness.

I explained to the nurse that the children wanted to come in to watch. She looked down at them unsmilingly. Do you now? she asked them. I don't s'pose that will be a problem. She directed them to a single chair, and told them they'd have to be quiet. They sat facing the huge black affair I had to sit in. I remembered what Alison had said when she dropped the kids off about creating only positive dental vibes. The dentist came towards me with the needle held behind his back. I can see it, shouted Harriet. My heart plunged like a body dropping off the top of a high-rise block of flats. The children leaned forward as I was injected in the softest, most private parts of my mouth. Then the dentist turned to chat to them. I limply allowed the chair to support all my weight.

When the drill started shrilling Harriet got down from the chair and came a little nearer. I gave them both a thumbs-up sign. My hand was shaking. Afterwards, in the car, they sucked with intense concentration on the sweets I'd bought them, fingering the stickers they'd picked up at the dentist. You should give those to me, I told them over my shoulder. I was the flipping brave one. I wasn't joking either. We drove to town. They asked when they could watch TV. Very soon, believe me, I said. They started to fiddle with each other. She's just pinched me; he's pulled my hair. That sort of thing. My jaw was fizzing and beginning to ache. I felt as if my knee joints were turning molten. We went into a bread shop.

I counted four people in front of me. Each one had an enormous bread order. I wondered what that was about; so much stupid bread. I felt light-headed, as if the top section of my skull was exposed to the air. I picked up a long baguette from a deep wicker basket. It was strangely quiet in the shop, except for the sounds of the children slapping each other and scuffling. They both b.u.mped into me sharply several times. It was weird, but it felt as if they were somehow disturbing my newly-filled tooth, jabbing it even. Suddenly I swung round and whacked both of them on the tops of their heads with the baguette. Everyone in the shop turned to look at me. I stood holding the broken stick of bread. The woman behind the counter nodded at it. I hope you intend to pay for that, she said. I had to wait my turn. No one else spoke. When we got outside Patrick put his arm round Harriet and said, loudly and calmly, We hate you. When we get home I'm going to tell my mum you hit us with bread.

I always deliver.

I'D PUT HIS address in a kitchen drawer. It was the one I kept my sharp knives in. I had opened it a few times, to get knives out. There it was, every time. So I sat in the kitchen and allowed the steam from my coffee to lap my face. My tooth was quietly humming. I took some painkillers, but I didn't mind the pain. When I thought about the dentist I felt a little spasm of pleasure that I'd managed to get through it. As soon as I thought about the filling I remembered the children and the bakery. I wondered why Alison hadn't rung me.

It had rained with surprising intensity since early morning. The kitchen window was open and, rhythmically, the garden's rainy breath gushed into the room. The blind worried itself in the breeze, but I couldn't be bothered to sort it out. I heard a police car's wailing scream. Then more. All rus.h.i.+ng towards the motorway. I imagined the accident they were attending. I played it out in my head. I saw the car, crushed like a cartoon car in a cartoon wreck. There were little petals of fire escaping from the distorted bonnet. I watched pools of blood creeping out from under the driver's door.

I remembered the time I had driven past an accident and seen the dead driver. His arm, in a short-sleeved s.h.i.+rt, was flung out from under a makes.h.i.+ft covering. I had burst into pa.s.sionate tears as I drove slowly past, thinking how he must have been on his way to work on an ordinary day. How his wife and children didn't even know yet that he was dead. How I, a stranger, did know. It hadn't felt at all right to have this knowledge before them. I'd cried all day at work, and gone home early, then lain on my bed in the darkened bedroom and thought about the dead man. He'd been wearing a business-like watch on his flung-out, muscular arm. His fingers had been furled in towards his palm, gently, as if he were holding something fragile, something he didn't want to crush. I kept thinking about how his fingers had curled inwards for the last time. And that whatever he'd wanted to protect didn't matter any more. It was probably nothing, just fresh, free air. No use to him now.

My coffee was cool, so I must have been sitting there for a while; these days I could almost measure time in cooling cups of coffee. It was a new skill, but quite handy. I threw the coffee away and made another. I opened the knife drawer and took out the little folded slip of paper. I smoothed it flat on the table and let it lie by the side of my fresh cup. He lived in an unfamiliar area of town. Vaguely I knew where it was. I didn't want my coffee any more so I left it on the table and put the piece of paper in my bag.

I showered and dressed. I went out and bought flowers and candles, red wine and cheese. The flowers were squeaky-stemmed tulips, flame coloured, with frilly green edges. When I got home I cleaned the house and arranged the tulips in a pale pink vase. I put the cheese on a plate and opened the wine. I laid out the flowers and everything else on the coffee table. I changed into my nightdress. It was getting dark, still raining. I lit candles in the lounge.

I put the film in the DVD player and watched it again. This time I loathed the beautiful woman. She was so false. I don't know how I could have been taken in for so long the first time. The writer guy was lovely, though. G.o.d, did she make him suffer. It took him so long to comprehend how bad she really was. All through the film his eyebrows hardly moved, but I could tell when he was upset. As I watched I drank the wine and ate the cheese. It felt like a ritual. As he was taken off to prison, unjustly accused of her murder, I raised my gla.s.s to him. Good luck, my darling, I said. I must have fallen asleep on the settee for a while, because when I awoke the candles had burned down in the cold room. There was a smell of smoke coming from the wicks. It was one o'clock in the morning. I threw some clothes on, took my bag and drove to his address.

I found the house easily. It was almost spooky. I seemed to know exactly where it was. I parked the car opposite and turned off the engine. I was still drunk, but I felt in control. Some windows in the street were alight. There was a downstairs light on in his house. I sat and looked at the yellow rectangle it cast. Then I got out of the car and walked across the road, through a broken gate and up the path. The garden was overgrown. The front door had scratches on it. A small fanlight window above it was smashed. I knocked on the door. A dog barked inside and someone shouted. I felt calm.

There was a long wait, but I didn't knock again. A pale woman with a sunken chest appeared. I asked for him by name. She said she'd never heard of him. I got my notebook from my bag and ripped out a page. She stood holding a cigarette. She didn't seem in the least bit interested in me. Could you give him this? I said. It's important. I handed her the note I'd written. The dog padded towards me and licked my leg. She took the piece of paper without looking at it, and said she couldn't promise anything. As I walked back to my car she leaned against the doorpost and watched. I heard her coughing. As I drove off she was still leaning there with the dog beside her. I started to tremble. I stopped the car when I got out of sight, and opened the door just in time to be sick onto the road. Then I drove home.

I keep in touch.

ALISON AND I had lunch in a cafe near the office. Why can't I just have a good old British sandwich? she asked. Why must it be ciabatta and wraps and stuff like that? Who's Panini anyway? He sounds like a composer. I blame all this foreign travel. Everyone should be made to go to Skegness and Bognor. Then we'd all be eating limp ham sarnies and drinking tea in buckets. I have nothing against a wrap occasionally, I said. And it's a well-known factoid that the poor unfortunate souls who end up in Skegness need more than a wrap to survive. They need SAS-type clothing. Alison looked around. I'm not sure about this place, she said; it's suspiciously empty for a lunchtime.

I was happy for Alison to go off on a food rant. It postponed talking about the bread-hitting incident, so I made a decided effort to keep it going. Anyway, I said, n.o.body in living memory has been to Bognor. Isn't Bognor a tropical free-love island now? Towed out to the Maldives? I thought I read about it in h.e.l.lo! Alison was studying the menu. When the waitress came I recognised her, she was a girl I'd known slightly in school. Hi, she said. Long time no see. You could say that, I said. Like aeons and aeons. True, she said, holding up her little pad and pen. I s'pose I'll have one of these tortilla things, Alison said, and a cup of tea. I asked the waitress if she did ham sandwiches. We do, she said. Can you make mine a limp one? I asked. You always were a funny person, she said. When our food came Alison gazed longingly at my plate. I told her she could have mine if she would forgive me about hitting her kids with bread.

Listen, my lovely young friend, she said. I don't blame you. I once smacked their legs with an Easter egg. They can wind one up, believe me, I know. I told her I was feeling a bit tense at the time, what with my filling. If anything, it's my fault, she said. I know how you feel about the dentist. But are you all right, you know, generally? I replied that I was great. That I had just needed some time off. I told her she was very sweet to be so understanding. Well, it's not as if you repeatedly bashed their heads in with a mallet, is it? she said. But here's a thought for today. Are we both a bit nuts, chastising children with food items? All the same, I apologise, I said. It was horrible of me. I accept your apology, she said, and ate my sandwich.

On the way home from work I drove past his house. There were some small children messing about in the grotty front garden. The dog that had licked my leg was leaping about. One of the kids had a flag on a short pole, and he was waving it enthusiastically inches from the heads of the others. That's all I could see as I drove along the road. When I got home I looked at the piece of paper with his address on it. There was also a telephone number. I hadn't registered it, all the times I had looked, which was odd. I sat on the sofa with the phone and the note. I knew I would call the number eventually. I was almost in no hurry to do it. The longer I sat the slower my heart beat. I could hear its drumming tailing off in my ears. I began to feel that this time, on my own, on the sofa, was a precious time. I felt sure that he would soon be with me. He must have got my note by now. What was more normal than to follow up a letter with a friendly phone call?

I entertain at home.

I WAS LOOKING for the key in my bag when he appeared behind me. In the small porch he looked enormous. I invited him in. I got all your little messages, he said, sounding amused. So here I am. What do you want? His voice was surprisingly soft, confidential even. He had a way of turning sideways when he spoke, as if he might bolt away at any moment. It made me want to hold onto him, but I didn't. I liked the way he filled the hallway.

Coffee? I asked, walking ahead of him, trying to keep my voice normal. He said he wanted something stronger. I only had Martini and gin. Don't bother, he said. What have you got to eat? He roamed around downstairs. For such a large person he was a quiet walker. I stood in the kitchen and looked in the fridge. Cottage cheese, I called out. Salad, some eggs. I could go out and get something. OK, he said. Where's the remote?

I left him draped on the sofa watching TV, and went to the supermarket in my car. I tried to drive carefully. All the shoppers were drifting around the store in slow motion. I wanted to smash them with my basket. I bought some chocolate for myself, Jack Daniels, thick-cut bacon, crusty bread and spicy sausages. Somehow I knew he wasn't vegetarian. I gobbled half the chocolate down as I drove home. I was sure he would be gone when I got back, but there he was, stretched out on the sofa. Someone called Alison rang, he said, still looking at the TV screen. I told her you'd left the country.

After he'd eaten he said, Come on, baby, and held out his arms. He kissed me all over my face; succulent, bacony kisses. He told me to bring the chocolate. In my bedroom he laid me on my bed and closed the curtains. My room felt strange. He expertly took off my clothes. Now you do me, he said. I stripped off his socks. His feet were beautiful. The nails square and smooth. I struggled with his jeans. He lifted his hips up so I could pull them down. His erection sprang out at me. Don't bother with my s.h.i.+rt, he said. Now I want you to sit on this. I straddled him and lowered myself down slowly. He pushed a square of chocolate into my mouth. It turned to liquid immediately. I seemed to feel him near my heart. There was a buried ache. Baby, he said, you're lovely, aren't you? I don't know how to do this, I said. I thought I would cry.

He lifted me off. I lay on my front and he caressed my back and b.u.t.tocks. Can't wait any longer, he said, and flipped me over and pushed a pillow under my hips. I held onto him tightly with my arms, and crossed my legs behind his back. I pressed my nose into his fine, curly hair. My tongue tasted sweet and creamy to me. Later when I woke he'd gone. There was a note on the kitchen table. *Got to run. Back later probably,' it said.

I am not always available.

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