Isekai Shoukan Makikomu Ijousha Chapter 31-32

Isekai Shoukan chapter 31: Certainly a triple threat!?

"......Good, Good, very good. How long do you make me enjoy it? Ahaa, Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

Edith understands that the magic formation will attack her and she has a delighted face, when she said so.

And again her high-pitched and crazy laughter echoes from her crooked lips in the arena.

Tifal lowers her hand which snapped her fingers slowly, before she opened her mouth while having a nihilistic smile.

"At first do you wait to see what happens with around 100 of them? Huhuhuu......you will say nothing gradually......these sword blades will kill you"

The moment Tifal screamed, 1,000 black swords came out of the huge  magic formation and point at Edith, before they all attack at a terrible speed.

Soon after the 100 swords flow towards Edith a roaring sound rings that can shatter eardrums. The ground which supported Edith collapsed by Tifal´s attack and the roaring sound, before a dust cloud rises.

Has Tifal died? I look at the dust cloud, while murmuring small.

When several seconds pa.s.sed, the shadow of a person standing up slowly is reflected in my red eyes. Indeed when I stared at the shadow of that person while greatly opening my eyes wide, the whole body which tried to stand up had a warped smile, which belongs to the b.l.o.o.d.y pervert.

Edith had several black swords stuck in her hands and feets which she couldn't defend at, and without twisting her face from the pain she removed the swords one after another while laughing.

While Edith tastes the blood, I see that she murmured something and Tifal who have only listened regretted it immediately.

"......Ahaa......Ahahaa.........ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch......but more comfortable than that......Ahaa, Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I´m haaaaappppyyyy!!! So much ffffuuuunnnn!!"

Edith licked her cerise lips, while she shook her bleeding body, before she stand up while crying.

Tifal released the remaining 900 swords all at once in a hurry towards Edith who is trembling with joy and showing a hateful glare from the bottom of her heart.

"No, Not good........die, die quickly!!"

The roaring sound increased than a while ago from throwing the swords out again. Soon after that a big crate appeared where Edith was standing.

However Edith was still standing in the inside while dust arised.

"Ahahahahagohoo......HaaHaaHaa......kihii...Ehehehehehehehahahahahahaha!!!! This is the beessstt feeellliiinngg!!!"

Standing up like a zombie without running out of her smile she is vomiting. Tifal seems to cry now when she sees Edith´s state, before she issues words towards me.

"Hiii............I hate it already......Iori!!! Please switch!! Help me!!! I feel sick of this fellow!!!"

"Tifa that is a good joke. Keep this pervert occupied for me? I laugh"

I smiled and refused while sitting down at the auditorium.

No No No, this abnormal enemy is impossible! She need to handle this situation by herself!

I refused it instantly without hesitation, but Tifal comes straight to my place as if she didn't hear my words.

"......Tifal-san? Why do you come to this place? The enemy there?  Hey, that's a bad joke?"

I pointed to the place where Edith was who is sweating a lot. Tifal came here to face me and not Tifal.

Noooooooo. Se, seriously!? What does she has a grudge against me? ......I had lost my temper, before the fight with the abnormal Edith.............Dammmnnn iiiitttt!!

The curious spectators who were near me began to run away because Edith is facing this place too. The c.o.c.ks...o...b..d man takes advantage of the onlookers who try to run away and tries to run away, too, however I don't permit it and grasped his shoulder.

I don't let him go!!

"Wait for me!!! Don't leave me behind!! Do you guys not know who I am? Na? Na?"

Deciding to lie to his friends? he can't do it. This is Iori´s quality.

"!!? Oh, hey! Let me go!! If you want to sacrifice yourself, then do it!!  Don't involve me!!"

The c.o.c.ks...o...b..tries to escape from my hand desperately, but he isn't freed. Sacrificed alone? It's so!! c.o.c.ks...o...b..is surely enough!! Well I will use this c.o.c.ks...o...b..as my meat s.h.i.+eld!!

The moment when I was going to use power to draw him in front of me as a s.h.i.+eld, the body of the c.o.c.ks...o...b..was wrapped in light and he disappeared in front of me. Then he appeared about 5m behind me.

"Kukukuu, I'm a meat wall for three years now!! Therefore this usage of light magic!! At most, I even prayed to G.o.d!!"

The c.o.c.ks...o...b..said so while escaping from me, before he showed his middle finger. Three years are awfully real!! Does he pray to G.o.d? G.o.d, is it that gaudy G.o.ddess? ............ Jesus!!

Because Tifal and Edith are already in front of me and the conversation with the c.o.c.ks...o...b..came to an end, I pulled out my swords from my waist and face Edith.

"Ev, even Iori!! From that conversation I thought you switched!! Therefore, this abnormal favor!!"

Tifal said so and ground the abnormal Edith into me and ran away.

"Ahaa♪ So another newbie is my opponent this time? My best regards? Uhuhuhu, Ahaa, Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

While her crazy and high-pitched laughter is the same as before, she swung down her falcata which he had in her right hand and aiming for my head. I used Yatagarasu which was also in my right hand to prevent Edith's attack.

A high-pitched metallic sound echoes.

"Please wa, wait for a moment!! At first calm down calmly!"

"Let's kill eaaachh ottthhherr!! Ahahahahaha!!"

"No it is different!! It isn't bloodshed!! Let us not kill each other!!"

s.h.i.+t, it is useless. I can't communicate with her......so what should I do......

I avoided Edith´s attacks while thinking about a method to calm this pervert down. The way also seems remarkable, suddenly a flash appeared in my mind.

(Haa!! A that's a good idea!! When she finds out that I can't fight because this elf is a battle fan, she will lose the interest of me!? For example by playing dead!! My realistic performance should be good!! Well, let's go for this plan. Indeed, I!!)

I thought so and received the next attack of Edith.

"Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Newbie? Although you thought of an strategy was it leaked on the way? Eheheheheheheahahahahaha!!!!"

"What......in that case!? From where on earth......"

I made a fake surprised expression and asked so while devoting myself to defend Edith´s attack.

"Uuh?『Haa!!』Is it that part? Ahahahahaha!!! Crossing swords is fuuuunnn!!!"

"That's the beginnnnning!!"

Soon after I baited her, I opened my mouth again after jumping back to take some distance.

"Hold on, Edith-san. In fact, I´m a virgin. If you´re bad person, the talk is different, but you aren't a bad person, therefore I can't kill you who is such an pervert!! That's why, I am scared!! Therefore......Please forgive me!!!"

Edith is bewildered by my words for an instant only, before she lifts her lips immediately and begins to laugh.

".........He? ............Ahaa, Ahahahahaha!!! In that case......you will throw it away by me! Your virginity. Ahahahahaha!!!"

And the moment Edith said virginity, the situation changed abruptly.

"!!?"

Chills run through my whole body and I jump back diagonal. After having jumped, black swords came out from the place I were standing before, , , , , , , , dozen of them stuck.

From where are these swords!? While I think so and watched the surroundings―――――I saw Tifal who was surrounded by swords went berserk.

..............Forgive me.........

Isekai Shoukan chapter 32: Leaving it only to others

"Wai, Wait for a moment!! Tifa, why did you go berserk!?"

The reason why Tifal rammed this pervert into me isn't known at all, so I spoke fast in a hurry to ask Tifal.

Nevertheless this question didn't seem to be good. The light gradually disappears from Tifal´s eyes.

She murmured something rash at a volume I can't hear.

Tifal´s state was interesting for Edith, therefore she stared at Tifal and valued her, while stopping her attacks.

......Why did this happened......I'm really afraid of Tifal......

I didn't imagine why Tifal was in this state now, but it's better to apologize. When my instincts were telling me so, I tried to approach her in order to apologize.

"Uoo!?"

With no pardon, one of Tifal´s swords attacked me with a terrible speed now and I jump back to the rear in order to avoid the sword.

I don't say that it was merely an sword attack to gain time for now. I heard a part of Tifa's voice who is muttering a little, because the distance to her was increasing now.

However her words jumped into my ear.

"......Iori's (s.e.xual) virginity isn't handed over......Iori is my thing......my thing......Iori now may be corrupted by that female pig. Ah, if it's so, I have to kill him and return him to sanity......though I didn't notice that he played death because he is a vampire, Iori was murdered and the anteroposterior memories from that time disappeared......huu, huhuhuu, I have to kill Iori quickly......huhuhuhuhuhuhu......before I mince this female pig...kill......kill......"

...............Wait a moment, does Tifa not want to hand my virginity over by all means? ......NoNoNo, then Tifa is the subject that should b.u.mp off that pervert. Indeed, did I deny and abandon that I'm a virgin killer? ......It isn't that. Please kill tea fa, it's I have a desire, and and isn't also of M and.

Then the answer that I arrived at......... is that Tifal absolutely misunderstood the meaning of virginity......But thats strange. When we were in the remote continent, I was attacked while I slept, therefore I should have lost my virginity by force.  ......Tifal kept the abnormal Edith occupied and the intention was frightening at whether it's so, thats why I made up my mind and decided to do it. I'll remove the misunderstanding, right now!

"Tifa hear what I have to say!! You misunderstood the meaning of virginity!! I said that I´m a virgin awhile ago, but even if I said virgin, remember I'm not a virgin anymore because of you. Therefore return to sanity, Tifa!!"

A part of the curious spectators stared at me with eyes that show their rising affection, because I said virgin repeatedly many times.........guhaa, I scratched my head.

It, It is different, everyone without an exception stared at my face, I got it, they reacted from their selfishness. Guaaa the mental damage is doubled!!!

Tifal who heard my explanation approached me slowly while looking down. Because she was looking down, both her eyes that lost its light were hid by her bangs, my fear increased, but if it's a misunderstanding, it was transmitted and she came towards my side. Now, let's knock Edith down by the two of us!!

I who interpreted it so found it not convenient that Tifal approached with light steps slowly and having a thin smile......

"Uooii!!"

A sword has flown again and Tifal still muttered bleatingly. I thought that I shall listen, but I didn't hear it.

The sword of Tifal flew towards me and I avoided it. Edith cannot remain silent seeing this scene.

"......Ahaa♪ Ahahahahahahaha!!! It seeemss liiikkkee fuuunnnn!!!! I will joiiinnn toooo!!! Ahahahahahaha!!!"

She has bleeded a lot, so will she fall down soon?

Her high-pitched and crazy laughter sounds again. I murmured something awfully and sorrowfully while seeing the pervert owner of that voice

"......Ah, destiny.........I hate it already......"

Now I need to keep these two occupied by myself.

I who is a virgin and chicken may kill this abnormal opponent, however I hesitated and was devoting myself to the defense. To oppose Tifal´s attack I made a ice wall behind me to handle the flying swords by freezing them.

Hey, it is a gradual decline now. I who only defend have no winning chances. And it is still impossible for me who is a chicken to commit suicide. My ice magic has a intense MP consumption and do I evade it by deciding the match quickly?......It seems to be impossible to carry out a pincer movement to Tifal and Edith or to escape. .........How shall I do it......

.........Well, I have heard such words before. I misunderstand the meaning a little and also think it has been remembered.

I should forget my original intention.

Probably because I was together all the time with Tifal, I had thought that I forgot the old way of thinking and settled everything by myself.

I remembered. Those days when I couldn't give an order through the telephone.

It's that time when I had a nervous breakdown and considered a topic before it's funny and it was rare for me to speak to someone.

Or the other time when I was in a elevator and I pressed the closed b.u.t.ton before I pressed the b.u.t.ton of the floor I wanted to go.

Why was it so at that time? Even if there is a case that all reasons that my behavior would be a problem for itself, it won't be done even by asking others......

―――It can be said that I left everything to others, I left everything to others, I left everything to others.

I shouldn't have left everything to others, therefore let's entrust it to my summoned beast.

I was already tired. Let's do it quickly!!

I who reached such a thought take a approximately 10m distance hastily from Edith and after storing my swords back into their sheads, I took my mithril knife from the knife holder and cut my palm for the blood pledge. I didn't forget to avoid Tifal´s attack with my ice magic while doing something like that.

"Well, please do it!!『My summon beast, according to our blood pledge, appear. Your name is......... Johnny!!』"