The Turner Twins Part 4

"Oh, no, thanks. I've opened hundreds of them. Oh dear! You said ginger-ale, didn't you! And I've opened a root-beer. It's so dark in here in the afternoon."

"That's all right," Ned a.s.sured her. "We like root-beer. We'd just as soon have it as ginger-ale. Wouldn't we, Laurie?"

"You bet! We're crazy about it."

"Are you sure? It's no trouble to-Well, _this_ is ginger-ale, anyway.

I'm awfully sorry!"

"What do we care?" asked Ned. "We don't own it."

"Don't own it?" repeated Polly, in a puzzled tone.

"That's just an expression of his," explained Laurie. "He's awfully slangy. I try to break him of it, but it's no use. It's fierce."

"Of course _you_ don't use slang?" asked Polly, demurely. "Who wants the root-beer?"

"You take it," said Laurie, hurriedly.

"No, you," said Ned. "You're fonder of it than I am, Laurie. I don't mind, really!"

Laurie managed a surrept.i.tious kick on his brother's s.h.i.+n. "Tell you what," he exclaimed, "we'll mix 'em!"

Ned agreed, though not enthusiastically, and with the aid of a third gla.s.s the deed was done. The boys tasted experimentally, each asking a question over the rim of his gla.s.s. Then looks of relief came over both faces and they sighed ecstatically.

"Corking!" they breathed in unison.

Polly laughed, "I never knew any one to do that before," she said. "I'm glad you like it. I'll tell the other boys about it."

"No, you mustn't," protested Ned. "It's our invention. We'll call it-call it-"

"Call it an Accident," suggested Laurie.

"We'll call it a Polly," continued the other. "It really is bully.

It's-it's different; isn't it, Laurie? Have another?"

"Who were those on?" was the suspicious reply.

"You. The next is on me. Only maybe another wouldn't taste so good, eh?"

"Don't you fool yourself! I'll risk that."

However, the third and fourth bottles, properly combined though they were, lacked novelty, and it was some time before the last gla.s.s was emptied. Meanwhile, of course, they talked. The boys acknowledged that, so far, they liked what they had seen of the school. Mention of the doctor and Miss Hillman brought forth warm praise from Polly. "Every one likes the doctor ever so much," she declared. "And Miss Tabitha is-"

"Miss what?" interrupted Laurie.

"Miss Tabitha. That's her name." Polly laughed softly. "They call her Tabby,-the boys, I mean,-but they like her. She's a dear, even if she does look sort of-of cranky. She isn't, though, a bit. She makes believe she's awfully stern, but she's just as soft as-as-"

"As Laurie's head?" offered Ned, helpfully. "Say, you sell 'most everything here, don't you? Are those cream-puffs?"

Ned slipped a hand into his pocket and Laurie coughed furiously. Ned's hand came forth empty. He turned away from temptation. "They look mighty good," he said. "If we'd seen those before we'd had all that ginger-ale-"

Polly spoke detachedly. "You can have credit if you like," she said, placing the empty bottles aside. "The doctor lets the boys run bills here up to a dollar. They can't go over a dollar, though."

"Personally," observed Laurie, jingling some coins in a trousers pocket, "I prefer to pay cash. Still, there are times-"

"Yes, a fellow gets short now and then," said Ned, turning for another look at the pastry counter. "Maybe, just for-for convenience, it would be a good plan to have an account here, Laurie. Sometimes a fellow forgets to put any money in his pocket, you know. Does your mother make these?"

"Yes, the cream-cakes, and some of the others. The rest Miss Comfort makes."

"That's another funny name," said Laurie. "Who is Miss Comfort?"

"She's-she's just Miss Comfort, I guess," replied Polly. "She lives on the next corner, in the house with the white shutters. She's quite old, almost seventy, I suppose, and she makes the nicest cake in Orstead.

Everybody goes to her for cakes. That's the way she lives, I guess."

"Maybe we'd ought to help her," suggested Ned, mentally choosing the largest and fattest cakes on the tray. "I guess we'll take a couple. How much are they?"

"Six cents apiece," said Polly. "Do you want them in a bag?"

"No, thanks." Ned handed one of the cakes to Laurie; "we'll eat them now." Then, between mouthfuls; "Maybe you'd better charge this to us. If we're going to open an account, we might as well do it now, don't you think?"

Polly retired behind a counter and produced a long and narrow book, from which dangled a lead pencil at the end of a string. She put the tip of the pencil between her lips and looked across. "You'd better tell me your full names, I think."

"Edward Anderson Turner and-"

"I meant just your first names."

"Oh! Edward and Laurence. You can charge us each with two bottles and one cake."

"I like that!" scoffed Laurie. "Thought you were treating to cakes?"

"Huh! Don't you want to help Miss Comfort? I should think you'd like to-to do a charitable act once in a while."

"Don't see what difference it makes to her," grumbled Laurie, "whether you pay for both or I pay for one. She gets her money just the same."

Ned brushed a crumb from his jacket. "You don't get the idea," he replied gently. "Of course, I might pay for both, but you wouldn't feel right about it, Laurie."

"Wouldn't I? Where do you get that stuff? You try it and see." Laurie spoke grimly, but not hopefully. Across the counter, Polly was giggling over the account-book.

"You're the funniest boys I ever did see," she explained, in answer to their inquiring looks. "You-you say such funny things!"

Before she could elucidate, footsteps sounded in the room behind the store and a tiny white-haired woman appeared. In spite of her hair, she couldn't have been very old, for her face was plump and unwrinkled and her cheeks quite rosy. Seeing the customers, she bowed prettily and said "Good afternoon" in a very sweet voice.

"Good afternoon," returned the twins.

"Mama, these are the Turner boys," said Polly. "One of them is Ned and the other is Laurie, but I don't know which, because they look just exactly alike. They-they're twins!"

"I want to know!" said Mrs. Deane. "Isn't that nice? I'm very pleased to meet you, young gentlemen. I hope Polly has served you with what you wanted. My stock is kind of low just now. You see, we don't have many customers in summer, and it's very hard to get things, nowadays, even if you do pay three times what they're worth. Polly, those ice-cream cones never did come, did they?"

"Gee, do you have ice-cream?" asked Ned; eagerly.