Poor Relations Part 37
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"Birds," she scoffed. "Fancy comparing Harold with a bird!"
"It is rather unfair," John agreed.
"However, you won't be so ready to take Hugh's part when you see what he's been doing at Ambles."
"Why, what has he been doing?"
"Oh, never mind. I'd rather you judged for yourself," said Hilda, darkly. "Of course, I don't know what Hugh has been up to in London that you've had to send him down to Hamps.h.i.+re. I always used to hear you vow that you would have nothing more to do with him. But I know that successful people are allowed to change their minds more often than the rest of us. I know success justifies everything. And it isn't as if Hugh was grateful for your kindness. I can a.s.sure you that he criticizes everything you do. Any stranger who heard him talking about your plays would think that they were a kind of disgrace to the family. As for Laurence, he encourages him, not because he likes him, but because Hugh fills him up with stories about the stage. Though I think that a clergyman who has got into such a muddle with his bishops would do better not to make himself so conspicuous. The whole neighborhood is talking about him."
"What is Laurence's latest?"
"Why, stalking about in a black cloak, with his hair hanging down over his collar, stopping people in quiet lanes and reciting Shakespeare to them. It's not surprising that half the county is talking about his behavior and saying that he was turned out of Newton Candover for being drunk when the bishop took a confirmation, and _some_ even say that he kept a ballet girl at the vicarage. But do you think that Edith objects?
Oh, no! All that Laurence does must be right, because it's Laurence. She prays for him to get back his belief in the Church of England, though who's going to offer him another living I'm sure I don't know, so she might just as well spare her knees. And when she's not praying for him, she's spoiling him. She actually came out of her room the other morning with her finger up to her lips, because Laurence wasn't to be disturbed at that moment. I need hardly tell you I paid no attention and went on saying what I had to say to Huggins about the disgraceful way he's let the pears get so sleepy."
"It's a pity you didn't succeed in waking them up instead of Laurence,"
John chuckled.
"It's all very well for you to laugh, John, but if you could see the way that Edith is bringing up Frida! She's turning her into a regular little molly-coddle. I'm sure poor Harold does his best to put some life into the child, but she shrinks and twitches whenever he comes near her. I told Edith that it wasn't to be wondered at if Harold did tease her sometimes. She encourages him to tease her by her affectations. I used to think that Frida was quite a nice little girl when I only saw her occasionally, but she doesn't improve on acquaintance. However, I blame her mother more than I do her. Why, Edith doesn't even make the child take her cod-liver oil regularly, whereas Harold drinks his up like a little Trojan."
"Never mind," said John, soothingly. "I'm sure we shall all feel more cheerful after Christmas. And now, if you don't mind, I'm afraid I must keep quiet for the rest of the drive. I've got a scene to think about."
The author turned up the collar of his coat and retired into the further corner while Hilda chewed her veil in ruminative indignation until the mellow voice of Laurence, who had taken up a statuesque pose of welcome by the gate, broke the dank silence of the fly.
"Ah, John, my dear fellow, we are delighted to see you. The rain has stopped."
If Laurence had still been on good terms with his Creator, John might have thought from his manner that he had personally arranged this break in the weather.
"Is Harold there?" asked Hilda, sharply.
"Here I am, mother; I've just caught a Buff-tip, and it won't go into my poison-bottle."
"And what is a Buff-tip?" inquired Laurence in a tone of patronizing ignorance.
"Oh, it's a pretty common moth."
"Harold, darling, don't bother about moths or b.u.t.terflies to-night. Come and say how d'ye do to dear Uncle John."
"I've dropped the cork of my poison-bottle. Look out, Frida, bother you, I say, you'll tread on it."
The combined scents of cyanide of pota.s.sium and hot metal from Harold's bull's-eye lantern were heavy upon the moist air; when the cork was found, Harold lost control over the lantern which he flashed into everybody's face in turn, so that John, rendered as helpless as a Buff-tip, walked head foremost into a sopping bush by the side of the path. However, the various accidents of arrival all escaped being serious, and the thought of dinner shortened the affectionate greetings.
Remembering how Hugh had paid out Harold with his own air-gun, John greeted his youngest brother more cordially than he could ever have supposed it was possible to greet him again.
By general consent, the owner of the house was allowed to be tired that evening, and all discussion of the Christmas preparations was postponed until the next day. Harold made a surrept.i.tious attempt to break into the most promising parcel he could find, but he was ill rewarded by the inside, which happened to be a patent carpet sweeper.
Before old Mrs. Touchwood went to bed, she took John aside and whispered:
"They're all against Hughie. But I've tried to make the poor boy feel that he's at home, and dear Georgie will be coming very soon, which will make it pleasanter for Hugh, and I've thought of a nice way to manage Jimmie."
"I think you worry yourself needlessly over Hugh, Mama; I can a.s.sure you he's perfectly capable of looking after himself."
"I hope so," the old lady sighed. "All my patience came out beautifully this evening. So I hope Hughie will be all right. He seemed to think you were a little annoyed with him."
"Did he tell you why?"
"Not exactly, but I understand it was something to do with money. You mustn't be too strict with Hugh about money, John. You must always remember that he hasn't got all the money he wants, and you must make allowances accordingly. Ah, dear, peace on earth, good-will towards men!
But I don't complain. I'm very happy here with my patience, and I dare say something can be done to get rid of the bees that have made a nest in the wall just under my bedroom window. They're asleep now, but when they begin to buzz with the warm weather Huggins must try and induce them to move somewhere else. Good-night, my dear boy."
Next morning when John leaned out of his window to inhale the Hamps.h.i.+re air and contemplate his domain he was shocked to perceive upon the lawn below a large quadrangular excavation in which two workmen were actually digging.
"Hi! What are you doing?" he shouted.
The workmen stared at John, stared at one another, stared at their spades, and went on with their digging.
"Hi! What the devil are you doing?"
The workmen paid no attention; but the voice of Harold came trickling round the corner of the house with a gurgle of self-satisfaction.
"_I_ didn't do it, Uncle John. I began geology last week, but I haven't dug up _anything_. Mother wouldn't let me. It was Uncle Hugh and Uncle Laurence. Mother knew you'd be angry when you saw what a mess the garden was in. It does look untidy, doesn't it? Huggins said he should complain to you, first thing. He says he'd just as soon put brown sugar on the paths as _that_ gravel. Did you know that Ambles is built on a gravel subsoil, Uncle John? Aren't you glad, because my geology book says that a gravel subsoil is the healthiest...."
John removed himself abruptly out of earshot.
"What is that pernicious mess on the front lawn?" he demanded of Hugh half-an-hour later at breakfast.
"Ah, you noticed it, did you?"
"Noticed it? I should think I did notice it. I understand that you're responsible."
"Not entirely," Laurence interposed, gently. "Hugh and I must accept a joint responsibility. The truth is that for some time now I've felt that my work has been terribly at the mercy of little household noises, and Hugh recommended me to build myself an outside study. He has made a very clever design, and has kindly undertaken to supervise its erection. As you have seen, they are already well on with the foundations. The design which I shall show you after breakfast is in keeping with the house, and of course you will have the advantage of what I call my little Gazebo when I leave Ambles. Have I told you that I'm considering a brief experience of the realities of the stage? After all, why not?
Shakespeare was an actor."
If John had been eating anything more solid than a lightly boiled egg at the moment he must have choked.
"You can call it your little Gazebo as much as you like, but it's nothing but a confounded summerhouse," he shouted.
"Look here, Johnnie," said Hugh, soothingly. "You'll like it when it's finished. This isn't one of Stevie's Gothic contortions. I admit that to get the full architectural effect there should be a couple of them. You see, I've followed the design of the famous dovecotes at...."
"Dovecoats be d.a.m.ned," John exploded. "I instructed you to prepare the house for Christmas; I didn't ask you to build me a new one."
"Laurence felt that he was in the way indoors," Edith explained, timidly.
"The impression was rather forced upon me," said Laurence with a glance at Hilda, who throughout the dispute had been sitting virtuously silent; nor did she open her thin lips now.
"He was going to pay for his hermitage out of the money he ought to have made from writing _Lamp-posts_," Edith went on in a muddled exposition of her husband's motives. "He wasn't thinking of himself at all. But of course if you object to his building this Gas--oh, I am so bad at proper names--he'll understand. Won't you, dear?"
"Oh, I shall understand," Laurence admitted with an expression of painfully achieved comprehension. "Though I may fail to see the necessity for such strong language."
Frida wiggled in the coils of an endless whisper from which her mother extricated her at last by murmuring:
"Hush, darling, Uncle John is a little vexed about something."
Poor Relations Part 37
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