Ore no Nounai Sentakushi ga, Gakuen Rabukome o Zenryoku de Jama Shite Iru Vol 3 Chapter 2

Chapter 2: I Will Make You Cry So, Let Me Have A Peaceful School Life! 1

“Fufuun~~Going to school with Kanade-san~~”

At first, Chocolat was grieving about the fact that I s.n.a.t.c.hed the sweet bean jelly (It was originally not hers though) but, here comes the threatening birdbrain oh hers. She immediately forgot about it after walking for a while and started humming in a good mood.

Chocolat reached the cla.s.sroom with that mood and entered inside.

“Ah……..G-good morning Chocolat-chan”

Itou who was near the entrance, talked to Chocolat with a hesitant voice.

“Ah, Itou-san, Good morning”

Chocolat lowered her head energetically.

“Ah-re? Chocolat-chan…….is back…….to normal?”

“What do mean by normal?”

Chocolat looked surprised.

“Itou, Chocolat’s memories are a little jumbled up because she was feeling unwell yesterday. She’s back to normal as you can see so, talk to her like you would usually do”

“…………I-I see”

Even though she was tilting her head, Itou made a face of relief. Well, there’s no way she would agree with everything but, we have no choice but to wait for her mind to accept it.

“Ah”

Chocolat noticed Yukihira’s sights which were looking at our situation from the window, and ran towards her. I followed her immediately right after.

“Furano-san, Good morning”

“Good morning…………looks like you’re normal again”

“? Was I that weird yesterday?”

Chocolat tilted her head while placing her index finger on her mouth.

“Yes, you were so decent that it was weird”

“?”

Chocolat looked completely clueless but, those words really fit the description.

“Amakusa-kun, what happened to Chocolat yesterday?”

Well, it’s a normal question but, there’s no way I could give a proper explanation since I am not sure either. I can speak ambiguously.

“…………..Yeah, she suffered temporary symptom that’s similar to amnesia but, she turned back to normal after a small shock.

In truth it was the opposite; even though it’s [She returned back to the condition where she lost her memories after regaining it back], things would get annoying if I explain so, I am leaving that out.

“I see, Amakusa-kun succeeded in his night shock therapy huh”

“Those are the ideas of an old man!”

That was the worst of jokes.

“I see. Only Amakusa Kanade succeeded huh”[1]

“What’s with that satisfied look! It’s not that amazing you know!”

“Well, compared to Amakusa-san’s technique in that field, it doesn’t look that amazing”

“I am not good at it! Rather, I am just plain bad! No, I don’t even have experience in the first place so I don’t know if I am good or bad! Wait, why am I exposing this over enthusiastically!?”

“I am kind of………sorry”

“Don’t show such a serious reply there!”

Yukihira looked at both me and Chocolat’s face.

“Amakusa-kun, is it true that you did not do anything to Chocolat-san?”

“Yeah, I didn’t”

Something was about to be done to me though…………

“I see……….”

Yukihira lightly nodded.

“Congratulations Amakusa-kun, you ranked up from [Super low-life b.a.s.t.a.r.d] to [Ultra wimp or Miracle h.o.m.o]”

“I don’t get it but, is that going up!?”

“Are you h.o.m.o?”

“Don’t cling onto the weird part!”

“Incidentally; you might get mistaken with Wo*der Momo if I used Wonder h.o.m.o so, I decided to go with Miracle h.o.m.o; did you notice that?”

“I would absolutely not have noticed, heck, there’s no way I would get it wrong!”

“To think that you still think that the word absolute still exist……..you are still unknowledgeable of this world little boy”

“Just who are you!”

“Well, the only person that is permitted to use that words is probably the invincible Raijin O*”[2]

“Your jokes have been old from just now! Just how old are you!”

“I’m 10016 years old though”

“Your Excellency!”

After seeing my conversations with Itou and Yukihira, the cla.s.smates started making noises because they probably knew Chocolat went back to normal.

[Chocolat is better this way like I thought] [Un un, yesterday’s one was good but, this feeling of wanting to give her candy is much cuter] [Iyaa, it feels so calming looking at her] [I-I wonder if she could change into a much stricter personality. I want to be fully punished by Chocolat-chan though……..]

……….leaving the pervert at the end, everyone accepted the old Chocolat but, it’s like they were happy as if it was their own problem. I guess it’s like a the feelings of a mother bird.

“Hn?”

At that moment, I noticed a black shadow at the edge of my view and the instant I looked over there,

“Uoo!”

Yuuouji was floating outside the window.

“Wha………wha………..”

Wh-what’s going on? She’s completely stopped mid-air while raising one hand upwards. Everyone noticed that and the cla.s.sroom turned noisy.

Within everyone, Yuuouji who was looking at me, *Nii* smiled and her canine fangs peeked out.

“Here we go”

She then opened the window with her other hand as if nothing happened and jumped into the cla.s.sroom.

“Oh-ya? Why is everyone making weird faces?”

“No, it’s because you were floating………”

“Eh? It’s not rare for Ama-chi to be lonely right?”

“I am not talking about my status! I am talking about you floating materialistically”

…….Do you know this Yuuouji. An innocent poison hurt the most.

“I was floating? Aah, you’re referring to that”

After Yuuouji said that, she pointed outside the window.

“What?”

There’s a black ring floating at the spot where Yuuouji was at.

“There is a very thin nylon thread coming out from that. I then look like I am floating after dangling on it”

I see, I can see something sparkling from the sunlight, above the ring if I focus my eyes.

“Well, I get the trick but……..why would you do that in the first place?”

Yuuouji made a prankster smile.

“Mufufu, I was cornered by a bad monster on the rooftop early at the morning so, I jumped off with everything I got”

Right when I was wondering where I should retort her, another question popped up in my mind.

“Now that I think about it……..are you alright already?”

She didn’t mind Chocolat’s transformation yesterday but, she was acting oddly embarra.s.sed in her own way and was acting weird quite often.

But today’s Yuuouji looks completely back to her normal self.

“Am I okay? Aah, were you talking about the panties accident?”

She immediately replied with a dumbfounded expression.

“No, why are you saying that loudly even though you were so embarra.s.sed about it before………….”

“Mufufu, it’s different from yesterday; until yesterday………..look at this!”

Together with a fearless smile, *Ba* she lifted her skirt.

What appeared there was a sports pant which has the same shape as a bloomer but much more smaller in size.

“Mufufu, with this, it would be ready to wear a bloomer anytime”

…………what’s with that absolute trust towards sport pants.

“Look look, I am fine after doing this too”

Faster than I could say anything, Yuuouji started a handstand at the spot.

“Un, it’s indecent so stop it”

“Really, I wonder”

She then spread her legs. She half-way through, she stopped her legs and it looks like the spinning bird kick from Chun li………….i wondered this the whole time but, just what kind of physical abilities does she have.

“Here we go”

The moment Yuuouji finished the handstand and *Pan**Pan* clapped her hands, the cla.s.sroom door opened violently with a bang.

“Kuoruraaa!”

A weird voice then echoed.

“W-what is it?”

The student counselor Kis.h.i.+be-sensei was there”

“Ah, the monster came”

“Yuuouji………….how dare you…………now you’ve done it”

*Zee**Zee*the face of Kis.h.i.+be-Sensei who was breathing wildly, looked oddly red maybe because he was angry.

Because of some over the top pranks, Kis.h.i.+be-sensei often has the worst impression on Yuuouji but, I have not seen him his angry before. What did she do to him?

“S-sensei, what’s wrong?”

Kis.h.i.+be-Sensei glared at me.

“Amakusa, your comrade has committed a sin which deserves death”

What do you mean by my comrade……..i gathered attentions from many teacher because of the absolute choice but, it would be nice if you don’t pair me up with Yuuouji, and that’s my honest opinion.

“Oi, what did you do”

I brought my closer and asked Yuuouji about the situation.

“You know, Kis.h.i.+be-sensei is bald right?”

“………..Well yeah”

Even though it’s quite bewildering that she pointed out that straightforwardly, I still nodded. Kis.h.i.+be-sensei’s side hair wide is so unnatural that, everyone knows that there was no hair at all underneath there.

“And you know, Sensei snapped at me oddly when I talked about a scalp activating drug that my family was developing”

Well, UOG’s development strength is at top cla.s.s in any fields inside the country so, I can kind of understand counting on them though.

“Sensei said that he could not wait until the release date. Even though I said the prototype was dangerous and it’s better not to use it, he said that he would not complain no matter what and I smuggled it out to give him but………”

For some reason, Yuuouji looked like she was holding herself back from laughing.

“His hair really did grow but, it kind of looks like seaweed…………”

“Seaweed?”

I concentrated at Kis.h.i.+be-sensei’s head.

Ah, she’s right.

Moist wobbly hair was peeping out from the gaps between the gaps of those side hairs which were put on tightly.

“Ahahaha, Sensei, seaweed, seaweed is forced out”

Even though she shouldn’t do it, Yuuouji pointed at him and laughed.

“Ahahahahahaha! That’s why I told you to not do it. Ahahahahaha!”

“Yu……Yuuoujiiiiiiii!”

Kis.h.i.+be-sensei’s anger reached its peak. I kind of feel that he deserved it for that prototype case but, Yuuouji’s reaction was just too harsh.

“Ahaha, I have to run from the seaweed monster!”

“Wait Kuoruraaa!”

Yuuouji ran out of the cla.s.s in a really fun mood.

I am glad she turned back to normal………but, I feel kind of off like what I felt with Chocolat.

2

Lunch time.

“Amakusa-kun, can I have your time”

A 2nd year female student council member came to the cla.s.sroom to see me. She’s the one that delivered the order letter for the compet.i.tion and since her personality is very normal, she’s someone really easy to talk to.

“………what’s wrong today”

However, her personality is unrelated to the student councils (Rather, the presidents) plans. I feel like taking a step back naturally since she might invite me to another dubious event again.

She felt my cautiousness and made a wry smile.

“Oh you, I came here to have a nice talk today”

“Nice talk?”

Yes yes, while agreeing to my question, she took out an envelope from her pocket.

“Here you go”

After saying that, she handed over the envelope.

“This is?”

“Un, Amakusa-kun’s group the [Reject 5] were the ones that won in the compet.i.tion right? This is the prize”

Prize? I was not told anything beforehand but, to think that there was something like that.

I opened the envelope suspiciously.

“This is a……ticket?”

A big [Aqua Galaxy] was written right in the middle.

If I am right, that’s the name of the grand pool which opened last year. From the words written on it, it seems that it’s a free pa.s.s for one day.

“Oh, am I going to get that too?”

Yuuouji peeked over through my shoulders

“Of course. The helper Hakoniwa-san and the replacement representative Chocolat-san is also there so, there is a total of 5 tickets”

“Ooo, I get to go too”

Chocolat wiggled her tail.

“Ama-chi, this place is huge. Rather than calling there a pool, it feels more like a theme park where you walk around in your swimsuit”

Yuuouji eyes sparkled happily. Now that I think about it, it was quite the topic when it first opened and had many television specials on it.

“Then, everyone please enjoy okay”

The student council girl lightly waved and left.

“Mufufu, this is going to make my fun blood boil”

“Looks fun”

Yuuouji and Chocolat showed joyful responses.

“Oh my, what happened to make you all that happy?”

Yukihira appeared after seeing them like that and I gave her a brief explanation.

“The pool huh…………..”

But the moment she heard the place, Yukihira’s expression slightly clouded.

“What’s wrong?”

“………..nothing”

Yukihira’s reaction was very contrastive to Yuuouji and Chocolat’s reactions. She doesn’t have the character to go jolly together with them but, it still feels off nonetheless.

“Okay okay, Sensei, is Banana counted as a snack?”

Yuuouji raised her hands like an elementary school student beside her.

“You, are you really planning to bring bananas to the pool……..hn?”

My cell-phone suddenly vibrates when I was tired. When I looked at the sender, I saw the [G.o.d] Mission mail which I have already gotten familiar with.

Well, I knew it was about time so, I was not really that surprised when the mission came but, the problem was it’s content.

I prayed hard for it to be something easy this time before opening the mail.

>

Will Yuuouji……..even cry?

3

Lunch on the next day.

“○○○ with O-Onii-chan at the Pool! Of course I will go”

“………….just pretend you did not hear what I said”

“Wah wah, it’s just a joke. I’ll change it to ●●●”

“It has gotten even worse!”

The name of the girl that suddenly went full out on using words that will cause the end of this broadcast is called Hakoniwa Yuragi. She’s my childhood friend and is self-proclaims to be my little sister.

Well, rather than only me, she declared herself to be the little sister of all of humanity and would interact with any male or female regardless of age as their little sister; she has a little……..no, very odd fetish.

Well to put it into one word, she’s the same type as Yukihira and Yuuouji. Which means, there’s no need to take her on seriously at all. I’ll just hand her the ticket and get------

“Choose 1.”Haa……….Haa…………Yu-Yuragi, lick the back of my leg”

2. Become real siblings with Yuragi.

3. “I am no longer satisfied being just your Onii-chan so, can you please change the way you call me”

……………it’s 3 choices now huh.

Those contents had a lot of spots for me to retort but, let me verify each of them individually.

First off is 1. What was given was just a line for me to say so, there’s no means to forcing her to actually do it. Which means, things would end the moment I say that but, Yuragi will probably really do it so I can’t choose it because it’s scary.

2. I don’t have to even think about it, it’s totally out of the question. As long as it’s not a line, the contents I pick will definitely become reality.

Being blood related to Yuragi means that, we will be staying in the same house. The world will probably distort that way…………it gives me the chills just thinking about it.

………..wait just a second. I should be changing the way I think here. She will no longer bother me this much if we become actual blood relatives---------no, there’s no way. If it’s Yuragi, she will probably say [It doesn’t matter as long as there is love] like its normal.

Well no matter what I do, I can’t just readily pick a choice that can change a person’s fate.

Which means, 3 is the only one after some elimination………although, this one has the smell of danger all over it………..i have no choice but to say it”

“…………..I am no longer satisfied being just your Onii-chan so, can you please change the way you call me”

After looking blank for an instant, Yuragi’s face glowed.

“O-Onii-chan finally gone lovey dovey!”

…………no good, things will get annoying if I don’t do something.

“No, I am not in lovey dovey. I made a mistake in my wording. In the first place, I wanted to change the Onii-chan base------“

“Aniki, Onii-sama, Oni-tan, Oni-chin, Onimaro…….Aah, which one should I pick”

………..she’s not listening.

“Ah, oh yeah, I should declare that now. Onii-chan listen to me, listen to me”

*Pon* Yuragi remembered something and hit her hands. She started talking without waiting for my reply.

“Actually, I have been thinking of a system for a long time. The change of calling many Onii-chan’s within a lifetime; It will be the evolution of the Onii-chan which cannot be compared to how the name of fishes change as they grow larger”

………….That’s sounds bad.

Well, she won’t listen even if I tell her to stop so, I guess I’ll let her say whatever she wants now.

“First off, it will be [Baby Onii-chan] when he is born”

I don’t get it right off the bat.

“And if an older sister or younger brother is born then [Onii-chan x Onii-chan]”

“It’s like a coupling of one person for some reason!”

“After that, the main seat of the main actor for the [Onii—] Musical Audition was taken when he took the road as a child actor”

“Don’t say it like Annie!”[3]

“However, only one piece could be perfected. The road of being an actor was closed off causing despair and the loss of energy to go to school anymore; therefore, the road of the [Oneet] has been taken” [4]

“That’s just too forced!”

“After several years, just when life got boring and he was walking in the 2nd district of s.h.i.+njuku, a certain person tapped onto his shoulders. He then got his guts slammed back in by that person and started walking on the path of the [Tranny Onii-chan]”

“That’s just plain annoying!”

“And after a few more years. He returned back to normal after several twist and turns, and married a normal female. He had to change his name because he was adopted into the family as the son-in law so, he was given an annoying name called [Anegasaki Ani]” [5]

“Why is he Married Ne○-san! No, he should be happy about it! No rather, the last name isn’t Ani!”

“Even more years later, he tried to name his child [Sister LoverHaa Haa] but was rejected by the government”

“That’s not sparkly at all!”

“When he turned 40 years old, his puffed out pa.s.sion was rekindled. He once again took on the [Onii--] Audition but was sadly rejected”

“Of course! He was not well received in the first place anyway!”

“And, his desired first grandchild was born and he turned to [Old Onii-chan]”

“Why are you saying it like they are differentiated by eldest and youngest brother!”

“He will then continue remaining in the memories of many people as [Precious Oni] after death”

“You are going to get cursed you know!”

……..What is this. There’s only retorts but, well, she is probably satisfied after saying this much.

“So, are you satisfied now?”

Yuragi pouted when she saw my sober expression.

“Buu---, how boring. Even though I changed the way of calling onii-chan”

“No like I said, change your way of calling me away from Onii-chan”

“Something other than Onii-chan, for example?”

“Let’s see, I am one year older than you so, just call me Amakusa-senpai like normal”

“Ehhh, that’s so unhealthy”

“Which part of it……………calling me Onii-chan even though we aren’t blood related is more unhealthy. Anyways, just try it out once to see how it goes”

After urging her, Yuragi murmured reluctantly.

“………..Amakusa-senpai”

“uh!”

My body froze for an instant.

Uooh……..This isnt bad at all. No, it’s Yuragi so she is quite cute (Her appearance) is that of an undercla.s.sman and being called Senpai is the yearning of all males.

“Yuragi, you can do it if you try; use that every time when you call-----”

“Ooooeeeeeee!”

“Wh-what’s wrong!?”

Yuragi suddenly pressed her chest and threw up.

Although she did not puke, she powerlessly lost her strength and fell to the ground on four.

“A-are you alright?”

I quickly pat her back. Her face turned deadly pale and she was sweating profusely; Just what is happening to Yuragi’s body?

“Uu………No, I have to call people Onii-chan or Onee-chan when I call them or else the feeling of throwing up from disgust will…….”

“How serious are you!”

I didn’t have to interact with her so I pushed the ticket to her and returned back to the second floor. Seriously, why is inviting to the pool this tiring………..

Rather, why are we going to the pool in the first place. I didn’t hear anything about a prize before the compet.i.tion was held and I think it feels a little unnatural that it’s this sudden.

“Seriously, what is that president thinking………”

“Did you call~~”

“Uooowaah!”

A sudden voice appeared behind me and I was close to falling on my b.u.t.t.

“P-president……….”

The person making an elegant smile was the student president and the unmovable number 1 of the popular ranking; Seikou Academy’s prided charismatic, Kokubyakuin Seira.

“Wh-when did you get behind…….”

It can’t be helped because there wasn’t any presence of someone around, and she suddenly appeared out of nowhere just like that.

“I kind of felt Amakusa-kun calling me~”

“…………You’re not answering my question at all and I did not call you”

“Oh my, how boring~~”

No, that’s because you are too suspicious.

She would direct her imaginary affections to me, say things that make me think that she knows about the [Curse] and I have no clue about her goal.

“President, just what are you trying to do, what’s with this pool ticket?”

I looked at here with a criticizing look.

“Oh my~~, not pleased by it?”

The president did not care about it at all and gave a carefree smile.

“I wanted to help Amakusa-kun who lives a useless life to get better even it’s a little though~~”

“Err………….can you not decide a person life to be a useless one”

“That’s because, you quickly introduced yourself in full nude when you enrolled in the school; I can’t handle it if it’s me you know~~”

“I didn’t go that far!”

“Then how far did you do it~~?”

“I introduced half my b.u.t.t due to elimination of choice at that time and ……..my life really is just useless huh!?”

……………I’m surprised I didn’t get expelled. Amazing, my past self.

“You changed the topic. Are you planning something by making me go to the pool?”

“It’s for Amakusa-kun’s happiness~~”

“……that’s a lie?”

“It’s a lie~~”

……no good, she has not intentions to answer.

“I’ll change my question. Chocolat was acting weird yesterday and do you know why?”

“Oh my~~ the usual one is normal?”

The answer is kind of off.

“No………….she’s normally weird too”

“Then isn’t she the same as usual~~?”

……no good, she has not intentions to answer.

After that, I tried asking her [Are you the G.o.d that send those choices to me?], [Will the choices disappear if I kiss?] relatively core questions since I had nothing to lose but, sure enough; she avoided it gracefully.

In the first place; it was my fault to think that I can get information out from this person. Because I could not gain anything, it’s not like I want to personally know her so, I decided to leave.

“Then, I will be going back to my cla.s.s”

“Oh my, I wanted to talk a little longer. But well, I have something I need to give Yawakaze-san and Reikadou-san so I’ll stop here I guess~~”

Yawakaze and Reikadou…………..they are members in the popular ranking that was in the compet.i.tion. I don’t know what she was going to hand out but, so that’s the reason why she came down to the 2nd floor.

“Well then, I will be expecting a fun event to occur in the pool~~”

The President left those words before lightly walks down the corridor.

Fun huh. The members are all there, and there’s that mission too so there’s no way such an event will----

“Choose:

1. All the people that turn to perfect Normal f.a.gs in Aqua Galaxy will explode.

2. Say your thoughts at random timings in Aqua Galaxy.

3. To the end of the Galaxy……………”

……………not happen huh, as expected.

I returned back to the cla.s.sroom while my tension was low.

…………just what was with those choices. The content for 3 was far too incomprehensible so I did not pick that while people will really explode (Physically) if I picked 1. I could easily imagine the scene where normal f.a.g explosions would occur at a place filled with floating women.

The only choice was 2 but, it looks like it will turn out into something big based on the situation…………..

“Oh, Ama-chi, how was Yuragi-chi?”

I recalled back my original goal thanks to Yuuouji’s calling me out. Now that I think about it, I went there to confirm that.

“Yeah, (Sadly) she’s going”

“Then everyone can play together”

Chocolat and Yuuouji turned noisy like yesterday.

“Can I have a moment. I want to talk about the pool”

Yukihira opened her mouth beside them.

“What’s wrong?”

“Sorry but, I’ll pa.s.s”

Her tone sounds more stiff than usual. Now that I think about it, she was acting kind of weird yesterday too.

“Why pa.s.s, do you have something to do on that day?”

If that’s true then it’s bad. as long as the mission specify it to be on the day time, I have to make her go on that day no matter what………….

“Sad to say that it’s not because I have something to do. Anyway, you can go without me this time”

“? I don’t get it but, what reason do you have to not go to the pool-----“

“Because………..i can’t swim”

“Huh?”

Yukihira murmured something but, it was too soft so I didn’t hear it.

“………also, if I wear a swimsuit beside Chocolat-chan and Ouka-chan………….my breast might be small but……….i’ll stand out even more………”

“Eh? What did you say?”

I could not hear at all because her voice was too soft.

“………nothing”

I don’t get it but, i guess it’s not good to cling onto someone who said to leave it. It seems that she doesn’t want to say the reason so………….well, I guess it’s a great help for me personally since it isn’t a schedule problem.

“I see…………..i guess I’ll invite someone else since it will be a waste”

“Eh……..y-you could have tried a little harder too……….”

I can’t hear as expected. This did not only occur today, Yukihira often does this. I wonder if it’s her habit to murmur something in a soft voice?

“Sorry Yukihira, can you say that louder?”

“…………like I said; nothing”

She looked down together with the same line as just now and kept quiet. It doesn’t look like nothing is wrong no matter how much I see it but…………..

Yukihira suddenly raised her face when I was wondering what to do.

“…………..Well, I guess I’ll take it after all”

She swiftly s.n.a.t.c.hed the ticket from my hand.

“Oh, what is it; feel like going?”

“Nope, I am going to feed it to my cute goat”

Eh……..goat…….why goat, you……….

When I was having problems making a retort, Yukihira left just like that.

“What’s with her……..i really don’t get Yukihira”

“Oh man, Furano-chi isn’t going”

“I think it will be more fun if everyone plays together though………..”

Chocolat and Yuuouji looked depressed.

“She might change her mind since she took the ticket and I’ll try to invite her one more time later”

I’ll put Yukihira’s problem on the shelf for now and now discuss about a more specific plan.

“The problem now is transport. Train would be a normal choice but…………..”

Aqua Galaxy which is out of town takes around 1 and a half hours from switching trains from the school’s nearest station. Although we have a free entry pa.s.s and unlimited access to the attractions, it’s obvious that transportation is by our own pocket.

Counting the 2 way trip for mine and Chocolat’s; it will take a crazy amount of money. I receive enough money for 2 people from my parents but, it’s a different story for the spending money I can use monthly. This is kind of a problem to me since I do not work part time.

“Uuun, that’s a toughy huh”

Yuuouji who is the daughter of the president of a big enterprise only receives little spending money due to her parents policy, was also making a thinking face.

It’s easy to guess Yuragi’s pocket situation since her parents were overseas while she’s staying in j.a.pan alone.

“Though we say that; the distance isn’t something that can be covered with a bike…………..”

A voice suddenly called out from behind.

“Amakusa, I will prepare the ride”

When I turned behind, our homeroom loli teacher-Utage-sensei was there.

“Sensei……….what do mean by ride?”

“What the heck, you’re a slow one aren’t you. It’s obviously a car”

“Eh? Sensei, you can drive a car?”

“…………..are you picking a fight, b.a.s.t.a.r.d?”

She immediately pulled my collar……..she’s scary.

“I am sorry”

I would often forget about the fact that this person is an adult due to her loli appearance. No, she’s a teacher so that should be obvious.

But even without the age problem, I wonder if her legs can reach the brake or accelerator with that height.

“You’re thinking of something really rude right”

She swung her fist around while holding my collar.

“N-nothing of that sort………but, would you go that far for us?”

“For you guys? There’s no way I would do a charity work like that right?”

After Utage sensei let me go, she took out a paper from her pocket. By the looks of it, it’s the same Aqua Galaxy ticket like the ones we received.

“What’s with that?”

“I s.n.a.t.c.hed it from the student council”

“Huh?”

“Think about it; 4 of 5 of the winner team in the compet.i.tion is from my cla.s.s. Which means, that it’s not exaggerated to say that it’s my win too right?”

No, that’s exaggerated.

“it’s just weird to think that I don’t get a ticket while you lot do right? What belongs to you all belongs to me”

………….This is Gianism.

“That’s a joke though, a joke. The 3rd year Yumes.h.i.+ma said to leave this one out so that’s a reasonable reason for me to s.n.a.t.c.h it away”

I don’t know which part of that is reasonable and I have no idea why she’s making a satisfied look. Rather; a ticket was still prepared for Yumes.h.i.+ma-sanpai after that evil way of leaving the compet.i.tion half-way……………..you’re quite the generous one, president.

“Alright. Yuuouji, and the dog, raise the tension!”

“Ohhh!”

“Ohh!”

“Bring on the pool!”

“Bring it on!”

“Bring it!”

Why are the ladies acting as if this is a rally………..

4

“I am home!”

Right when I was preparing dinner, Chocolat suddenly came back with a jumpy voice.

“Kanade-san, I bought it!”

After saying that, the object that Chocolat gave me was that UOG published book which I have gotten used to seeing already.

……….every single time, Chocolat should have seen how d.a.m.n useless this thing is but, I wonder why she wants to push this onto me this much.

I lower the flames at the pot and took it anyway. The t.i.tle this time was [10 ways to make girls cry~ you will be the king of tears with this~].

“……………you don’t have to buy anymore next time okay?”

While warning Chocolat, I opened the usual unnecessarily thick book and read through the summary page like usual.

< 1.="" do="" you="" feel="" the="" worst="" when="" looking="" at="" the="" tears="" of="" a="" girl="" you="" caused?="">>

That’s what’s written here!

>

You’re the worst and a pervert!

< 2.="" talk="" about="" a="" sad="" part="" of="" your="" life="">>

No, please give an example.

>

Just what kind life you think the reader has!

< 3.="" splash="" habanero="" kiss="" at="" her="" face="">>

Are you a demon!

>

No way in h.e.l.l!

< 4.="" have="" her="" go="" with="" a="" baby="" play(crying)="">>

What is this person saying……..

>

You’re said this twice even though it’s not important!

Annoyinggggg!

< 5.="" my="" wife="" refused="" the="" baby="" play(crying)="" so,="" can="" i="" cry?="">>

Just how long are you going to pull this!

>

Go back! And never come back!

< 6.="" make="" her="" read="" [1="" zillion="" tears]="">>

Aah, that’s the emotional novel which was a best seller just a while back. I read that too and it’s true that that can make tears.

>

Hnn? Why are you getting frustrated for?

Why are you acting all mighty as an author!

< 7.="" kukukuh………..that’s="" a="" nice="" cry="" you="" made="" there="">>

What’s this………….this happened last time too so, is this that pattern where he wants to talk whatever he wants?

>

It’s too late! This guy is still a Chuuni[6] at this age, it’s just too late!

< 8.="" during="" my="" medical="" checkup,="" i="" accidentally="" wore="" my="" mom’s="" panties="">>

……………why? It’s true that your despair-filled situation can make people cry but, this is a different problem from methods.

>

h.e.l.l no!

That problem won’t occur even if the heaven and earth flips over.

※I want, to make you, wear your father’s brief.

Why did you make it into a 3 line morae

※just once is fine, I want to see, my wife hiding her stash.

This has nothing to do with Utamaru-san!

< 9.="" i="" somehow="" feel="" that="" the="" methods="" i="" raised="" until="" now="" doesn’t="" make="" any="" sense;="" it’s="" just="" my="" imagination="" i="" guess="">>

You’re not imagining things, just stop!

>

Why did you write this knowing that there will be a retort!

< 10.="" i="" said="" this="" at="" the="" explanation="" at="" 1="" but,="" i="" think="" a="" girl’s="" smile="" is="" a="" hundred="" times="" better="" than="" crying="">> ………then write another book.

>

He wrote it!

※Buy it okay!

Who the h.e.l.l will buy…………no wait, I have it!?

………………well, this occurs every time so I no longer feel angry even if I retort.

“This is no longer a practical book and I wonder if I should take it as a gag book…………”

While grumbling, I flipped the remaining pages without care.

“Hnn?”

My eyes suddenly stopped at a certain spot.

The books until now, had articles that I don’t care off written at a big portion of the pages like [48 ways of tickling] or [Panties lecture] so I thought this would be something close to that.

But, the information written here was different from the ones before.

“Th-this is………”

---I can use this.

5

“Kanade-san, I am looking forward to this”

Sunday, Chocolat was talking happily in front of the school gate which was made as the meeting spot. “Yeah…………”

I replied back without any energy. No thinking normally; I should be raising my tension because I am going out with several girls but, the members are these girls and more importantly, I could not honestly have fun because the mission was heavily pressing on me.

A voice came suddenly from the side direction.

“Amakusa Onii-chan, Chocolat Onee-chan, Good morning!”

Yuragi swung her hands while running.

“Good morning”

“………..yo”

“Ah-re, Onii-chan doesn’t look energetic”

“No, there’s nothing wrong so don’t worry”

“Hah! Don’t tell me that you’re cranky because I am not wearing the school swimsuit which was in [Sister d.a.m.n it] that I wrote………..”

“Just how perverted am i!”

“Haha, it’s just a joke, a joke. So, how’s my outfit”

Yuragi held up the hem of the white one piece and spun around. I have the image of the one piece as a form of neat and tidiness and Yuragi unexpectedly looks good in it even though she has an opposite trait.

“Well, normal”

Things would turn annoying if she gets c.o.c.ky if I honestly praise her so, I treated her coldly.

“Eeeen, Chocolat Onee-chan, Kanade Onii-chan is so cold”

Yuragi, who was purposely crying, hugged Chocolat and dug her face into her breast.

“There there”

The clothes of Chocolat who was patting Yuragi’s head like a sister, were a hot pants which was shortened to the limit, and a tank top which was fitting perfectly onto her. Chocolat was wearing these clothes with her style so, it really emphasizes on her body line and it turned out into something amazing.

“Ah-re, where’s Yuuouji Onee-chan and Utage Onee-chan?”

Yuragi looked around after releasing her face from Chocolat’s breast.

“No, they aren’t here yet………..”

We were approaching to our planned meeting time, when I looked at the clock to confirm.

I talked to Yukihira once more but, she flat out refused so, that leaves those 2 left but……………a bad imagination pa.s.sed through my mind. By any chance, Yuuouji can’t come because of some kind of problem then, the whole mission will-----

“Fuhahahaha!”

A voice suddenly came from above.

“What’s going on?”

When I looked up at the sakura tree beside us, Yuuouji was there folding her hands on one of the branches and was raising her voice.

“Nahaha, I wanted to make a cool appearance so, I have been standing by even before Ama-chi and Chocolat-chi came!”

Un…..well………..she’s a kid.

“Touu”

Yuuouji, who jumped, took a spin mid-air (Normally amazing) and landed beautifully.

“You, why do that with that super short mini-skirt…………aah, you have sports pants so it’s okay huh”

I couldn’t see underneath because of my angle but, it was completely flipped up, just now.

“Mufufu, I am not wearing sports pants today. I was looking forward to this so much that, I am already wearing my swimsuit underneath so it’s alrighty!”

“Are you an elementary school student……….”

“Also, I was looking forward to this so much that I couldn’t sleep!”

“Like I said, are you an elementary school student……….”

I decided to ignore it since it’s like her in a sense.

*Kyuru**kyuru**kyuru*!

“Uuouu!”

During our conversation, a car with unbelievable speed skid and stopped in front of me.

“T-that was dangerous……….”

I am not clear about car brands at all but, it has a black and unusually long body which was giving off a glow………….putting it into one sentence, the car looks like something what rich people rides.

“Uiiisu”

Our homeroom loli teacher was the one that got off from there.

“……….Sensei, what’s with this car”

“What’s wrong, about what?”

This car is doesn’t feel like it cost 1 million or 2 million at all. i don’t know how much pay she receives as a teacher at a private school but, this is definitely something at a level where it could be gained by steady savings.

“No, I was just thinking that this is something that can’t be bought unless you’re doing something bad”

“Oh, I just took it away from some guys that were doing bad stuff”

……..Un, I’ll give up from asking any further.

“Uooou, that’s so cool!”

“Amazing, it looks so expensive”

“I-if it’s this car, many onii-chans can get on it”

Utage-sensei whose favorite car was being praised, look satisfied.

“Alright, get on already. Ah, there might be red stains inside but don’t worry about it”

“Aren’t this blood stains!”

“What are you saying Amakusa, it isn’t something that cheap. It’s the heated souls that poured out from my cousins that fought with their lives”

“Like I said, it’s blood stains!”

“Incidentally, purple blood is also mixed in so don’t worry about it”

“Why were Namek aliens on this!”

I peeked inside timidly but, it’s just a joke as expected and the interior was beautiful………..i used all my strength to not hear Sensei’s [Well that’s because I changed all the seats] murmur.

The arrange goes with, me on the pa.s.senger seat while Chocolat, Yuuouji and Yuragi sits behind.

“Alright, let’s go, be prepared you all!”

Together with a voice that sounds like we are going to a raid, the yakuza car our language teacher was driving departed to the pool.

“O-ooooooooooh, it’s so amazing”

The reaction Yuuouji gave when Aqua Galaxy entered her view was not by all means exaggerated.

Just like what Yuuouji told me last time, it feels more comprehensible to call this huge area a theme park or amus.e.m.e.nt park rather than a pool.

“T-there’s many half-naked men around!”

“I-I can x.x.x as much as possible with Onii-chan if it’s this big………….”

…………a rotten girl and pervert were oddly interested but, let’s ignore these two.

I looked at Yuuouji through the mirror.

“Iyaaa, this sure raises the tension!”

After confirming her chest bulging out in expectation, I looked into my own bag.

…………….a certain secret weapon was inside.

It’s the miraculous useful product created by the book that usually isn’t useful and is the wonderful item that will definitely make Yuuouji cry…………….but, it carries a huge weakness so I somewhat feel heavy whenever I think about the time when using it.

The few days until today, I tried thinking of several other ways other than this but, nothing popped up.

Well, I have all day so I’ll twist my brains to its limits so that this thing won’t have to appear.

“Ohsyaaa, we’re slammin in you b.a.s.t.a.r.ds!”

When I was imagining Yuuouji making a crying face, the car Utage-sensei was driving made explosions and advanced into the pool area.

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