Shinigamihime no Saikon Chapter 2

s.h.i.+nigami hime no saikon (死神姫の再婚) Chapter 2

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Main girl: Alicia
Lolicon: Raisen
Honkers: Nora

New Addition ~ ♪( ´▽｀)

Angry: Theonardo

Last we left off, Lolicon said it’s time to commence the marriage ceremony. Which is basically: I take you to be my b.i.t.c.h, you take me as your pimp. Sweet. We’re done. d(>w<)b his="" maids="" are="" like,="" wtf="" dude.="" at="" least="" let="" her="" wear="" a="" wedding="" dress.="" he="" says="" main="" chick="" doesn’t="" want="" to="" do="" the="" whole="" formal="" wedding="" ceremony="" again="" and="" sure="" enough,="" the="" main="" girl="" really="" doesn’t="" want="" to="" go="" through="" all="" fancy="" smancy="" stuffs="" again="" –="" she="" didn’t="" like="" wearing="" her="" wedding="" dress="" during="" her="" first="" marriage="" because="" it="" was="" heavy="" and="" uncomfortable.="" and="" the="" quicker="" she="" and="" lolicon="" get="" married,="" the="" better="" because="" she’ll="" be="" set="" (and="" if="" dude="" kicks="" the="" bucket,="" guess="" who’s="" going="" to="" be="" rolling="" in="" his="" fortune?="">

Maids: (ಠ_ಠ)

Just as the ceremony (if you can even call it that) is just about over, some dude smacks the doors open and is all I OBJECT TO THIS MARRIAGE! I’m too lazy to look at his official t.i.tle but he’s some n.o.ble who has beef against Lolicon because Lolicon is a tyrant who did s.h.i.+t that was bad and yeah. Right now we’re not given details so I’m not going to sweat about wtf he’s talking about ┐(‘～`；)┌ Dude (who I’m calling Angry) says he’s here to save main chick. Lolicon is all hohohohohoho go lick my sweet b.u.t.t cheeks and kisses the main chick. I was greatly saddened by how pathetic this kissing scene was. No one was blus.h.i.+ng except for Angry :< with that="" kiss,="" he="" and="" main="" chick="" are="" married. suck="" it="" boy="" ~="" i="" winz="" hohohohohoho (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞=""  angry="" gets="" even="" more="" angry="" but="" he="" can’t="" do="" anything="" because="" lolicon’s="" guards="" have="" subdued="" angry’s="" guards="" while="" they="" were="" talking="" xd="" lolicon="" tells="" angry="" to="" beat="" it="" which="" angry="" does="" unhappily,="" saying="" he’ll="" be="">

Now that things have settled down, Lolicon tells Honkers to take main chick to her quarters. FYI, Honkers doesn’t like main chick (but main chick is too dumb to see this ^^;). Main chick is happy by how nasty everything in her room looks ~ Hanging on her dresser is a wedding dress that main chick was supposed to have worn during the wedding ceremony. Turns out Honkers made it by hand. When complemented, Honkers says she had no idea what main chick looked like so it was a challenge trololol. Rumors described the main chick as a girl with three eyes who had horns sticking out of her head.  She was also the size of a mountain. And she killed her first husband by stepping on him with her giant man feet.

Okay what man would voluntarily want to marry a woman rumored to have three eyes, horns, is the size of a mountain, and crushed her first husband by walking on him!? 

(ಠ_ಠ) HOW DESPERATE ARE YOU FOR s.e.x SIR!?

[Lol, I just thought of this but I wonder if he was as disappointed as she was when she found her soon-to-be-husband had a head. He must have been all, :( where’s her horns? xDDDDD]

The main chick responds that making a wedding dress for someone the size of a mountain would take a lot of cloth… (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Honkers facepalms at main chick’s comment. She decides to go for the jugular. She tells main chick if it weren’t for main chick, she’d probably be Lolicon’s wife since she’s his lover and they pa.s.sionately spank each other all night long. Yadda Yadda and leaves.

Main chick: ( °٢° ) I like waffles

Yeah, she is NOT bothered at all about this fact. She’s like, Lolicon is a rich b.i.t.c.h so it’s only naturally he have some nasty stories with his hoes ~ how wonderful ~

Chapter 2 end