The Daughter of the Storage Part 18

XV

CITY AND COUNTRY IN THE FALL

A Long-distance Eclogue

1902

_Morrison._ h.e.l.lo! h.e.l.lo! Is that you, Wetherbee?

_Wetherbee._ Yes. Who are you? What do you want with me?

_Morrison._ Oh, nothing much. It's Morrison, you know; Morrison--down at Clamhurst Shortsands.

_Wetherbee._ Oh!

Why, Morrison, of course! Of course, I know!

How are you, Morrison? And, by the way, _Where_ are you? What! You never mean to say You are down there _yet_? Well, by the Holy Poker!

What are you doing there, you ancient joker?

_Morrison._ Sticking it out over Thanksgiving Day.

I said I would. I tell you, it is gay Down here. You ought to see the Hunter's Moon, These silver nights, prinking in our lagoon.

You ought to see our sunsets, gla.s.sy red, Shading to pink and violet overhead.

You ought to see our mornings, still and clear, White silence, far as you can look and hear.

You ought to see the leaves--our oaks and ashes Crimson and yellow, with those gorgeous splashes, Purple and orange, against the bluish green Of the pine woods; and scattered in between The scarlet of the maples; and the blaze Of blackberry-vines, along the dusty ways And on the old stone walls; the air just balm, And the crows cawing through the perfect calm Of afternoons all gold and turquoise. Say, You ought to have been with wife and me to-day, A drive we took--it would have made you sick: The pigeons and the partridges so thick; And on the hill just beyond Barkin's lane, Before you reach the barn of Widow Payne, Showing right up against the sky, as clear And motionless as sculpture, stood a deer!

Say, does that jar you just a little? Say, How have you found things up there, anyway, Since you got back? Air like a cotton string To breathe? The same old dust on everything, And in your teeth, and in your eyes? The smoke From the soft coal, got long beyond a joke?

The trolleys rather more upon your curves, And all the roar and clatter in your nerves?

Don't you wish you had stayed here, too?

_Wetherbee._ Well, yes, I do at certain times, I must confess.

I swear it is enough at times to make you swear You would almost rather be anywhere Than here. The building up and pulling down, The getting to and fro about the town, The turmoil underfoot and overhead, Certainly make you wish that you were dead, At first; and all the mean vulgarity Of city life, the filth and misery You see around you, make you want to put Back to the country anywhere, hot-foot.

Yet--there are compensations.

_Morrison._ Such as?

_Wetherbee._ Why, There is the club.

_Morrison._ The club I can't deny.

Many o' the fellows back there?

_Wetherbee._ Nearly all.

Over the twilight c.o.c.ktails there are tall Stories and talk. But you would hardly care; You have the natives to talk with down there, And always find them meaty.

_Morrison._ Well, so-so.

Their words outlast their ideas at times, you know, And they have _staying_ powers. The theaters All open now?

_Wetherbee._ Yes, all. And it occurs To me: there's one among the things that you Would have enjoyed; an opera with the new-- Or at least the last--music by Sullivan, And words, though not Gilbertian, that ran Trippingly with it. Oh, I tell you what, I'd rather that you had been there than not.

_Morrison._ Thanks ever so!

_Wetherbee._ Oh, there is nothing mean About your early friend. That deer and autumn scene Were kind of you! And, say, I think you like Afternoon teas when good. I have chanced to strike Some of the best of late, where people said They had sent you cards, but thought you must be dead.

I told them I left you down there by the sea, And then they sort of looked askance at me, As if it were a joke, and bade me get Myself some bouillon or some chocolate, And turned the subject--did not even give Me time to prove it is not life to live In town as long as you can keep from freezing Beside the autumn sea. A little sneezing, At Clamhurst Shortsands, since the frosts set in?

_Morrison._ Well, not enough to make a true friend grin.

Slight colds, mere nothings. With our open fires We've all the warmth and cheer that heart desires.

Next year we'll have a furnace in, and stay Not till Thanksgiving, but till Christmas Day.

It's glorious in these roomy autumn nights To sit between the firelight and the lights Of our big lamps, and read aloud by turns As long as kerosene or hickory burns.

We hate to go to bed.

_Wetherbee._ Of course you do!

And hate to get up in the morning, too-- To pull the coverlet from your frost-bit nose, And touch the glary matting with your toes!

Are you beginning yet to break the ice In your wash-pitchers? No? Well, that is nice.

I always hate to do it--seems as if Summer was going; but when your hand is stiff With cold, it can be done. Still, I prefer To wash and dress beside my register, When summer gets a little on, like this.

But some folks find the other thing pure bliss-- l.u.s.ty young chaps, like you.

_Morrison._ And some folks find A sizzling radiator to their mind.

What else have you, there, you could recommend To the attention of a country friend?

_Wetherbee._ Well, you know how it is in Madison Square, Late afternoons, now, if the day's been fair-- How all the western sidewalk ebbs and flows With pretty women in their pretty clo'es: I've never seen them prettier than this year.

Of course, I know a dear is not a deer, But still, I think that if I had to meet One or the other in the road, or street, All by myself, I am not sure but that I'd choose the dear that wears the fetching hat.

_Morrison._ Get out! What else?

_Wetherbee._ Well, it is not so bad, If you are feeling a little down, or sad, To walk along Fifth Avenue to the Park, When the day thinks perhaps of getting dark, And meet that mighty flood of vehicles Laden with all the different kinds of swells, Homing to dinner, in their carriages-- Victorias, landaus, chariots, coupes-- There's nothing like it to lift up the heart And make you realize yourself a part, Sure, of the greatest show on earth.

_Morrison._ Oh, yes, I know. I've felt that rapture more or less.

But I would rather put it off as long As possible. I suppose you like the song Of the sweet car-gongs better than the cry Of jays and yellowhammers when the sky Begins to redden these October mornings, And the loons sound their melancholy warnings; Or honk of the wild-geese that write their A Along the horizon in the evening's gray.

Or when the squirrels look down on you and bark From the nut trees--

_Wetherbee._ We have them in the Park Plenty enough. But, say, you aged sinner, Have you been out much recently at dinner?

_Morrison._ What do you mean? You know there's no one here That dines except ourselves now.

_Wetherbee._ Well, that's queer!

I thought the natives-- But I recollect!

It was not reasonable to expect--

_Morrison._ What are you driving at?

_Wetherbee._ Oh, nothing much.

But I was thinking how you come in touch With life at the first dinner in the fall, When you get back, first, as you can't at all Later along. But you, of course, won't care With your idyllic pleasures.

_Morrison._ _Who was there?_

_Wetherbee._ Oh--ha, ha! What d'you mean by _there_?

_Morrison._ Come off!

_Wetherbee._ What! you remain to pray that came to scoff!