The Man Who Lost Himself Part 34

Simms in his electric brougham pa.s.sed through the gas-lit streets in the direction of the Strand, glancing at the night pageant of London, but seeing nothing.

I love to linger over Simms, but what pages of description could adequately describe him; buxom, sedate, plump and soothing, with the appearance of having been born and bred in a frock-coat, above all things discreet; you can fancy him stepping out of his brougham, pa.s.sing into the hall of the hotel and presenting his card to the clerk with a request for an interview with the manager. The manager being away, his deputy supplied his place.

"Yes, an American gentleman of the name of Jones had stayed in the hotel and on the night of the first of June had met with 'an accident' on the underground railway. The police had taken charge of the business. What address had he given when booking his room? An address in Philadelphia.

Walnut Street, Philadelphia."

"Thanks," said Simms, "I came to enquire because a patient of mine fancied, seeing the report, that it might be a relative. She must have been mistaken, for her relative resides in the city of New York. Thank you--quite so--good evening."

In the hall Simms hesitated for a moment, then he asked a page boy for the American bar, found it and ordered a gla.s.s of soda water.

There were only one or two men in the bar and as Simms paid for his drink he had a word with the bar tender.

"Did he remember some days ago seeing two gentlemen in the bar who were very much alike?"

The bar tender did, and as an indication how in huge hotels dramatic happenings may pa.s.s unknown to the staff not immediately concerned, he had never connected Jones with the American gentleman of whose unhappy demise he had read in the papers.

He was quite free in his talk. The likeness had struck him forcibly, never seen two gentlemen so like one another, dressed differently, but still like. His a.s.sistant had seen them too.

"Quite so," said Simms; "they are friends of mine and I hoped to see them again here this evening--perhaps they are waiting in the lounge."

He finished his soda water and walked off. He sought the telephone office and rang up Curzon Street.

The Duke of Melford had dined at home but had gone out. He was at the Buffs' Club in Piccadilly.

Simms drove to the Club.

The Duke was in the library.

His Grace had literary leanings. His "History of the Siege of Bundlecund," of which seven hundred copies of the first edition remained unsold, had not deterred him from attempting the "Siege of Jutjutpore."

He wrote a good deal in the library of the club, and to-night he was in the act of taking down some notes on the character of Fooze Ali, the leader of the besiegers, when Simms was announced.

The library was deserted by all save the historian, and getting together into a cosy corner, the two men talked.

"Your Grace," said Simms, "we have made a mistake. Your nephew is dead and that man we have placed with Dr. Hoover is what he announced himself to be."

"What! What! What!" cried the Duke.

"There can be no doubt at all," said Simms. "I have made enquiries."

He gave details. The Duke listened, his narrow brain incensed at this monstrous statement that had suddenly risen up to confront it.

"I don't believe a word of it," said he, when the recital was over, "and what's more, I won't believe it. Do you mean to tell me I don't know my own nephew?"

"It's not a question of that," said Simms. "It's just a question of the facts of the case. There is no doubt at all that a man exactly like the late--your nephew, in fact, stayed at this hotel, that he there met the--your nephew. There is no doubt that this man gave the address to the hotel people he gave to us, and there is no doubt in my mind that he could make out a very good case if he were free. That there would be a very great scandal--a world scandal. Even if he were not to prove his case, the character of--your nephew--would be held up for inspection.

Then again, he would have very powerful backers. Now you told me of this man Mulhausen. How would that property stand were this man to prove his claim and prove that Lord Rochester was dead when the transfer of the property was made to him? I am not thinking of my reputation," finished the ingenuous Simms, "but of your interests, and I tell you quite plainly, your Grace, that were this man to escape we would all be in a very unpleasant predicament."

"Well, he won't escape," said the Duke. "I'll see to that."

"Quite so, but there is another matter. The Commissioners in Lunacy."

"Well, what about them?"

"It is the habit of the Commissioners to visit every establishment registered under the act and unfortunately, they are men--I mean of course that, fortunately, they are men of the most absolute probity, but given to over-riding, sometimes, the considered opinion of those in close touch with the cases they are brought in contact with. They would undoubtedly make strict enquiries into the truth of the story that Lord Rochester has just put up, and the result--I can quite see it--would drift us into one of those _exposes_, those painful and interminable lawsuits, destructive alike to property, to dignity, and that ease of mind inseparable from health and the enjoyment of those positions to which my labours and your Grace's lineage ent.i.tle us."

"d.a.m.n the Commissioners," suddenly broke out his Grace. "Do you mean to say they would doubt my word?"

"Unfortunately, it is not a question of that," said Simms. "It is a question of what they call the liberty of the subject."

"d.a.m.n the liberty of the subject--liberty of the subject. When a man's mad what right has he to liberty--liberty to cut people's throats maybe.

Look at that fool Arthur, liberty! Look at the use he made of his liberty when he had it. Look what he did to Langwathby: sent a telegram leading him to believe that his wife had broken out again--you know how she drinks--and had been gaoled in Carlisle. And the thing was so artfully constructed, it said almost nothing. You couldn't touch him on it. Simply said, 'Go at once to police court Carlisle.' See the art of it? Never mentioned the woman's name. There was no libel. Langwathby, to prosecute, would have to explain all about his wife. He went. What happened! You know his temper. He went to Langwathby Castle before going to the police court, and the first person he saw was his wife. Before all the servants. Before all the servants, mind you, he said to her, 'So they have let you out of prison and now you'd better get out of my house.' You know her temper. Before all the servants. Before all the servants, mind you, she accused him of that disgraceful affair in Pont Street when he was turned out in his pyjamas--and they half ripped off him--by Lord Tango's brother. Tango never knew anything of it. Never would, but he knows now, for Lucy Jerningham was at Langwathby when the scene occurred and she's told him. The result is poor Langwathby will find himself in the D. C. Liberty! What right has a man like that to talk of liberty?"

"Quite so," said Simms, utterly despairing of pressing home the truth of the horrible situation upon this brain in blinkers. "_Quite_ so. But facts are facts and the fact remains that this man--I mean--er--Lord Rochester, possesses on your own shewing great craft and subtlety. And he will use that with the Commissioners in Lunacy when they call."

"When do they call?"

"Ah, that's just it. They visit asylums and registered houses at their own will, and the element of surprise is one of their methods. They may arrive at Hoover's any time. I say, literally, any time. Sometimes they arrive at a house in the middle of the night; they may leave an asylum unvisited for a month and then come twice in one week, and they hold everyone concerned literally in the hollows of their hands. If denied admittance they would not hesitate to break the doors down. Their power is absolute."

"But, good G.o.d, sir," cried the Duke, "what you tell me is monstrous.

It's un-English. Break into a man's house, spy upon him in the middle of the night! Why, such powers vested in a body of men make for terrorisation. This must be seen to. I will speak about it in the House."

"Quite so, but, meanwhile, there is the danger, and it must be faced."

"I'll take him away from Hoover's."

"Ah," said Simms.

"I'll put him somewhere where these fellows won't be able to interfere.

How about my place at Skibo?"

Simms shook his head.

"He is under a certificate," said he. "The Commissioners call at Hoover's, inspect the books, find that Lord Rochester has been there, find him gone, find you have taken him away. They will simply call upon you to produce him."

"How about my yacht?" asked the other.

"A long sea voyage for his health?"

"Ah," said Simms, "that's better, but voyages come to an end."

"How about my villa at Naples? Properly looked after there he will be safe enough."

"Of course," said Simms, "that will mean he will always have to be there--always."

"Of course, always. D'you think now I have got him in safety I will let him out?"

Simms sighed. The business was drifting into very dangerous waters. He knew for a matter of fact and also by intuition that Jones was Jones and that Rochester was dead and his unfortunate position was like this:

1. If Jones escaped from Hoover's unsoothed and furious he might find his way to the American Consul or, _horror!_ to some newspaper office.