Jennifer Government Part 42

"Oh?"

"On your instructions, we attempted to acquire Billy NRA upon his arrival at LAX. Unfortunately, given the time pressure, we were unable to"

"He got away."

"Yes."

"Did you plug any agents?"

Li blinked. "Any Governmentno."

"Hmm," he said. "A pity. You're lucky, Li, I'm in a good mood today."

"I'm pleased to hear that, sir."

"And I've taken a few precautions of my own. You just keep the Government out of this building, and we'll stay friends."

"Understood, sir."

The intercom buzzed. "John? You have an eleven o'clock to review some advertising?"

"I'm with Li. Tell them I can't make it."

"Ah...you skipped the last one, remember? You said they approved the worst campaign you'd seen since AOL. You told me to never let you"

"Right, right," John said. "Fine, I'll go."

Li said, "What about our military buildup? We haven't yet finalized our rules of engagement."

He put his hands on Li's shoulders. "You know what I want. You've got the firepower. Go nuts."

"John, T.A. may be militarizing faster than we antic.i.p.ated. If they move against us, I need to know if I'm authorized to"

"Li," John said. "You're a smart guy. Use your own judgment. Okay?"

Li straightened. "Understood, sir."

"Good man." John bounced out of the room. Everything was coming together.

71 Jennifer

Max had had done well for himself since Maher. The Synergy building was large and well-located, even close enough to the media companies to share the same restaurants. The lobby was large and modern. Jennifer said, "Hi, I'm" done well for himself since Maher. The Synergy building was large and well-located, even close enough to the media companies to share the same restaurants. The lobby was large and modern. Jennifer said, "Hi, I'm"

"I know who you are," the receptionist said, smiling.

"Oh," she said.

Max was in the lobby and kissing her cheeks within a minute and a half. "Barbie doll, it's super to see you again. I cannot tell you how happy I am you called." His grin was huge. He held on to both her hands.

"Well, you can take the girl out of advertising..." she said, and they laughed. She got her hands back.

"The US Alliance briefing is at eleven. I don't want to pressure you, but it would be unbelievable if you could come along."

"I'd love to."

"You're fantastic," he said. "I could kiss you."

"Let's not get carried away," she said. They laughed again.

"Wait until our clients see you. They will flip flip."

"They might," Jennifer said.

"Our campaign plays up the local angle on US Alliance," Max said in the cab. "As you might have noticed. I don't like to brag, but US Alliance has a higher share of subscribers in L.A. than any other major market."

"Wow," she said.

"I know," he said. "I know."

"So who's going to be at this meeting?"

"A few US Alliance people, a couple of Liaisons." The cab pulled over. The windows darkened with NRA bodies. "The main guy is John Nike; you must have heard of him."

The cab doors popped open. "IDs," a soldier said, and another said. "Please spread your arms and legs."

"Morning, fellas," Max said. "We have an eleven o'clock. We've been cleared."

Jennifer's ID was fresh from printing; it said: JENNIFER SYNERGY. An NRA man eyed it and her with equal impa.s.sivity. Another soldier began patting her down, his hands fast and professional. "Hey," she said. "Watch it."

"Gun!" he shouted. Suddenly there were a lot of NRA rifles pointed at her. There had been far too many NRA rifles pointed at Jennifer lately.

"Hey, whoa!" Max said. "Jen, US Alliance are very twitchy on security. Give them your gun."

"Oh, sure. No problem." She handed it over. The NRA guys didn't look happy, but they stopped aiming guns at her. Max took her arm as they entered the lobby.

"I should have mentioned that earlier," Max said. "I didn't know you carried a gun."

"Doesn't everybody?"

"Not to business meetings, Malibu." He laughed. "You know?"

"Right," she said. "I guess I just forgot about it."

An a.s.sistant escorted them to a meeting room and Max spent ten minutes fiddling with his laptop computer, trying to set up a slide show. Then US Alliance people began wandering in and Jennifer had to make conversation about audience hits and reach figures. It was surprisingly easy: almost everyone had heard of her, or at least her campaigns. She felt a little surreal. She felt as if she'd never left advertising.

"The '96 Pepsi, right!" a woman said, her eyes wide with awe. "That was a totally groundbreaking campaign. I can't believe you did that!"

"Only the best talent for my clients," Max said.

One of the suits was studying her silently. She knew what was coming before he opened his mouth. "You must know John Nike, then. He worked at Maher around the same time."

Everybody looked at her. "John," she said. "Yeah, we worked together."

"Wow, he'll just die when he sees you," the woman said. She looked at her watch. "He should be along any minute."

"We can talk about old times," she said. Everybody laughed except Max. Max was looking not so happy.

"Jennifer...could I get your a.s.sistance here a second?"

"Sure."

He waited until she was hovering over the computer with him. "I didn't realize that. I never worked with him. John Nike is John Maher?"

"Uh-huh."

"But...but isn't John..."

"My ex?" she said. "Yep. He is."

"Okay," a voice said from the doorway. "Let's see how much money you clowns have managed to waste this week."

She turned. He looked the same as nine years ago; she suspected he'd flirted with surgery. His eyes swept the room, then jerked back to her. His mouth dropped.

"Hi, honey," she said.

PART SIX

72 Disintegration

Billy was starting to suspect that whatever Jennifer and Calvin were doing with him, it wasn't official. He'd had plenty of time to think about it, stuck in the hotel room, and the longer he sat there, the more convinced he was that it wasn't Government protocol to handcuff suspects to refrigerators.

Jennifer had left early that morning, dressed up in a suit and heels and looking very much unlike a Government agent. Billy had no idea what that was about. Calvin hung around until nine, then went out for a newspaper. "Come on, dude," Billy said. "Please, not the mini bar. Take me with you."

Calvin got out the handcuffs. "Hands on the whitegoods."

When he was gone, Billy kicked it in frustration. Then he made an interesting discovery: it wasn't fastened to anything. It was heavy, sure, but he managed to get to his feet and stagger around the hotel room with it. The bottles of liquor inside knocked and crashed against each other. He put the mini bar down and started to unload it, then changed his mind. He might want those later.

He arranged his jacket as best he could and checked himself in the mirror. He still looked like a man trying to hide a small refrigerator. Well, he would just have to do his best. Billy lurched out the door and toward the elevators.

Thinking carefully, he rode all the way to the car park. No way would he make it out through the lobby like this. He was congratulating himself on his ingenuity when he saw the driveway attendant. Billy stopped, unsure what to do. The attendant saw him. He picked up a walkie-talkie and spoke into it. Billy broke into a lumbering run.

Two hotel security guys caught him before he'd made half a block. Billy was drenched with sweat. His legs were like rubber. His breath was coming in great gasps. The security guys stared at him. One said, "I thought George musta been kidding."

"I've seen people steal a lot of stuff," the other said. "But this takes the cake."

"I'm handcuffed to it," Billy said. Then he realized he should just shut his mouth. They made him sit in the lobby and wait for Calvin to come back. Billy had a feeling that Calvin wasn't going to be happy with him. He was right about that, at least.

"You know," Calvin said, "being cuffed to the mini bar is a privilege. I could have left you in the bathroom."

"I know," Billy said. "I'm sorry."

"They're ejecting us from the hotel. Did you hear that?" Calvin sat on the bed and stared at him.

"I'm really sorry."

"Now I'm going to have to take you with me."

"Yeah? Where are we going?"

Calvin didn't say anything. Billy didn't take that as a good sign. He was starting to think he should have stayed in his room.

They caught a cab downtown and got out at a large, open, shopping plaza. It was directly opposite a big US Alliance tower, and out front a lot of NRA soldiers with helmets and automatic weapons were hanging around. "Uh, Calvin," Billy said. "This isn't such a good idea."

"So stick close," Calvin said. He led Billy to a plastic table surrounded by fast food joints, including a McDonald's on one side and a Burger King on the other. "You want some lunch?"