Three Lives Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms special 9

The Pillow Book Mini-Special (Encore on Dong Hua & Feng Jiu) – Part 9

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Due to popular demand, our Dijun is back with his victim Feng Jiu:P This post is exclusively on them. Some scripts are a little suggestive and warm so try not to blush too much or turn beet red, lol. If you don’t understand, just use your imagination, haha….

One

Feng Jiu: “Dijun….. how do you think I should answer this question?”

Dong Hua: “Don’t worry, just leave it empty.”

Feng Jiu: “But …… I have to submit my schoolwork tomorrow. . .”

Dong Hua: “No, Xiao Bai, you have more important task to do tonight.”

Feng Jiu (surprise): “What is the task?”

Dong Hua: “Warm the bed for me.”

Feng Jiu: “…”

The next morning. . . . . . . . . Feng Jiu crawled out of bed early before the sun rise to do schoolwork …

Feng Jiu (curse in her heart): “Dijun, you are really a pervert ar, warmed the bed for the whole night, I have no more energy …..  After I woke up, I encountered such a difficult question … Teacher, you did it deliberately ……”

Dong Hua (speak softly from behind): “Xiao Bai, what kind of question is so difficult?”

Feng Jiu: “Last time A Li told me this is the most difficult question he has ever encountered in his life. This time it is my turn to do, this question is really difficult to do ah … ”

Dong Hua took a look … We should call Dong Hua Dijun (A) Brother (B) Uncle (C) Grandpa.

Dijun raised his eyebrows …… (D) Husband.

Dong Hua: “Xiao Bai, select the fourth one …”

Feng Jiu: “I do not want to select the fourth one.”

Dong Hua: “If you do not want to select, then continue to warm my bed.”

Feng Jiu: “…”

Two

Dong Hua & Feng Jiu are sitting on the bed like normal.

Feng Jiu: “Dijun, you …… why are you looking at me like this?”

Dong Hua: “Xiao Bai, I just think you are a little bit different today.”

Feng Jiu (look at herself): “What …… Where is the different?”

Dong Hua: “You seem particularly suitable to warm my bed today.”

Feng Jiu: “…”

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Feng Jiu is sleeping on the bed. After finished reading the scriptures, Dijun come into the bedroom and said softly: “Xiao Bai, go to the toilet before going to bed. It is cold and you will be afraid of the dark when you get up in the middle of the night to go alone. Xiao Bai is moved to tears so she got up to go to the toilet. When she came back, she found out that the blanket she has warmed up for more than an hour has been s.n.a.t.c.hed by Dong Hua. . .

Three

Feng Jiu: “Dijun! You are too much!”

Dong Hua: “…”

Feng Jiu: “I ​​promised Gun Gun to accompany him to sleep last night. Why did you carry him away in the middle of the night?”

Dong Hua: “…”

Feng Jiu (grievance): “You have harmed my trustworthiness as a mother!”

Dong Hua: “…”

Feng Jiu: “Dijun, you are too shameless!”

Dong Hua (indifferent): “Of course ! Now you only know that?”

Feng Jiu: “…”

Four

Dijun brought Feng Jiu to the mortal world to observe the needs of the people. They have checked in to their room in an inn.

Feng Jiu: “Dijun, how come there is only this one room ah, somemore only one bed?”

Dong Hua: “You can choose to sleep on the floor.”

Feng Jiu: “. . . . .”

Dong Hua: “I am just kidding. We can squeeze together. Well, I don’t mind sharing with you.”

Feng Jiu: “This will damage my good reputation.”

Dong Hua: “Then you better sleep on the floor.”

Feng Jiu: “. . . . . ”

In the end, Feng Jiu relunctantly squeezed with Dijun for a night:(

P.S: Dijun did this deliberately:P

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Dijun brought Feng Jiu to the mortal world to play. When night fall, they checked in to an inn. Dijun said all the rooms are full so a helpless Feng Jiu has no choice but to stay in the same room as dijun.

Feng Jiu (sitting shyly on the bed): “Dijun, you said the rooms are all fully occupied, yet why I didn’t see anyone else?

Dong Hua (slowly): “There is no one.”

Feng Jiu (puzzled): “Huh?”

Dong Hua (calmly): “I have put my fis.h.i.+ng rods and Buddhist scriptures in all the other rooms. Only this room is empty so lets go to sleep.”

Feng nine (holding the quilt): “…”

(Dijun, the reason why you took up all the rooms in the hotel is too obvious:P)

Five

Feng Jiu: “Dijun, can you treat me better?”

Dong Hua: “I don’t treat you well enough?”

Feng Jiu: “Dijun, you always bully me?”

Dong Hua: “I think there is a lyric which said ‘if you love me then bully me.'”

Feng Jiu: “Actually it is ‘If you love me then kiss me’.  Uh … Dijun, what are you doing?”

Dong Hua: “Prove that I love you!”

Six

Feng Jiu (holding a Buddhist scripture): “Dijun, I do not understand this part, can you teach me please?”

Dong Hua: “This is very simple, how can you be so stupid?”

Feng Jiu (angry): “Dijun, I am not stupid!”

Dong Hua: “True, you are not stupid.”

Feng Jiu (delighted): “So, you gonna take back what you just said?”

Dong Hua: “You are silly.”

Feng Jiu: “. . . . ”

Feng Jiu (upset): “Dijun, why do you like to bully me so much! ! !?”

Dong Hua: “I always like to bully people who are sillier than me.”

Feng Jiu: “. . . . .”

Seven

Midnight

Feng Jiu (talking in her sleep): “Rotten Dong Hua! Thick-skinned! Ugly Dong Hua! Bad Dong Hua, every day, only know how to bully and order me around. Do not know anything about a girl’s heart. Cook sweet and sour fish that taste so awful. Somemore always make me eat them. I hate Dong Hua!”

Dong Hua: “…”

The next day, while having breakfast.

Feng Jiu: “Dijun …… what are these?”

Dong Hua: “I purposely cooked three bowls of your favorite sweet and sour fish, one for morning, another bowl for lunch and one for dinner. This is to reward you for taking good care of me last night.”

Feng Jiu: “Dijun, π_π where have I offended you?”

Dong Hua: “I’ve already said this is a reward. If you continue to take good care of me tonight, I’ll continue to cook more for you tomorrow.”

Feng Jiu: “…”

Eight

Feng Jiu (run to Dong Hua who is making porcelain): “Dijun, my uncle brought my aunt and little dough to Mount Junji to play.”

Dong Hua (without looking up): “Well.”

Feng Jiu (tugging at his sleeves and continue to imply): “Dijun, Lord Lian Song brought Cheng Yu to Fang Hu Xian Shan to play.”

Dong Hua (still not looking up): “Ah.”

Feng Jiu (a bit anxious): “Dong Hua ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Dijun ~ ~ ~ ~ ~”

Dong Hua (comprehend): “We will also go out to play.”

Feng Jiu (pleased beyond her expectation with s.h.i.+nning eyes)

At the garden behind Tai Chen Palace.

Dong Hua (holding the Buddhist scripture and ready to go fis.h.i.+ng): “We have come out, you can play.”

Feng Jiu (in tears): “…”

Nine

Dong Hua (walking step by step to to get near Feng Jiu): “Xiao Bai, I’m hungry.”

Feng Jiu (blus.h.i.+ng red): “You, you, you, you want to do what?”

Dong Hua (lean near the little fox’s ears and lengthen his ambiguous tone): “I said, I’m hungry.”

Feng Jiu (swallow the saliva): “No! Now is day time!”

Dong Hua (mischievous smile): “Xiao Bai, what are you thinking? I said I am hungry in the literal sense.”

Feng Jiu is embarra.s.sed and wanted to turn and leave, but noticed that the sky has already turned dark.

Dong Hua: “Since you are so eager for me to touch you, then I will grant you your wish.”

Feng Jiu: “….”

Ten

Feng Jiu: “Today, I personally made a mooncake, put in a lot of effort yo. We will share it when we view the full moon later, isn’t it meaningful?”

Dong Hua (look up from painting his ceramic): “Have already been eaten.”

Feng Jiu (doubtful): “I saw it is still in the kitchen just now so how can it already been eaten ah?”

Dong Hua (look down to continue painting): “Just now, I saw it while pa.s.sing by the kitchen so I ate it.  Didn’t you make it just for me to eat?”

Feng Jiu (angry): “But I also want to eat. Because I want to eat the mooncake, I did not even eat dinner tonight. I am very hungry now, what should I do?”

Dong Hua (looking meaningful):” Oh, you are very hungry.”

Feng Jiu (step back): ” … I said hungry, I mean it literally, you do not think too much.”

Dong Hua (indifferent and look up):” I am also talking about the literal meaning of hungry.”

Feng Jiu (feel a.s.sured to take a step forward): “You speak so unclearly, scared me. Let me see what you have painted on your wine cup.”

Dong Hua (calmly get close and carry the small fox): “For me, the literal meaning of hungry is this kind of hunger.”

Feng Jiu:  ” …… ”