Three Lives Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms special 12

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Yeah, it is three lives, three worlds special time! This week we have got guests who time travel from Hua Xu Yin. I’ve translated some sugar sweet scripts as well as some sour like lemons one to offer you a more balanced reading experience, heehee…Also, the first one is written by me, nice or not, haha?

One

Dong Hua: “According to that brat Ye Hua, your aunt Bai Qian is very good at styling his hair. They even got featured on peanuts’s blog last week. Are you any good?”

Feng Jiu: “Dijun, I’ll do anything for you so I’ll give it my best shot.”

Dong Hua: “Good. Make sure my hairdo is pretty enough to get me featured on peanuts’s blog this week.”

Feng Jiu: ‘Oh Dijun, now I only notice you have so many white hair beside silver hair. Do you want me to pull them all out to make you look younger?”

Dong Hua: “….. I am young. If you dare to pull out my hair, I’ll pull out your fur.”

Feng Jiu: “…..”

Two

Bai Qian: “Ye Hua, I come to style your hair.”

Ye Hua (smiling): “Okay.”

A short period of time later.

Ye Hua (hold Bai Qian’s hand gently): “Qian Qian’s hair styling skill is as good as before.”

Bai Qian: “It is because my husband’s hair is easy to style.”

Jun Fu (happily): “Mu Yan, Mu Yan! I come to style your hair!”

Mu words (smiling): “Okay.”

An hour later.

Mu Yan: “… A Fu, are you finished yet?”

A Fu: “Hee hee … Mu Yan, you better ask Su Yi to come and help, hee hee.”

Mu Yan: “…”

Feng Jiu: “Dong Hua, I come to style your hair, tying back the hair will make you look better!”

Dong Hua: “I don’t want.”

Feng Jiu: “Why ar?”

Dong Hua: “If I look too good, you would be embarra.s.sed to look at me.”

Feng Jiu: “……”

Three

What are the female leads' reactions after being kissed by the male leads?

Bai Qian: “I’ve actually been kissed by this young brat? Surprisingly I didn’t push him away!”

Jun Fu: “Ahem, I didn’t feel anythingl”

Feng Jiu: “Ah ha ~ garlic taste pretty good! ”

What are the male leads' reactions after being kissed by the female leads?

Ye Hua: "Qian Qian, please continue.”

Mu Yan: “Such a thing, a male should take the initiative."

Dong Hua: “Not bad, leek also taste good! ~”

Four

When the male leads want to bathe together with the female leads.

Ye Hua: "Qian Qian, we take a bath together."

Bai Qian: "I’ll scrub your back."

Lian Song: "Cheng Yu, we take a bath together."

Cheng Yu: "Rogue!"

Mu Yan: "A Fu, we take a bath together."

Jun Fu (shy): "Well, all right."

Feng Jiu (stuttering and pointing at the barrel conjured up by Dong Hua): "Di, Dijun, the barrel is too small, it is better you bathe alone."

Dong Hua: "You mind?"

Feng Jiu (blush and lower her head): "Yes, I do mind."

Dong Hua: "It does not matter, I do not mind."

Feng Jiu: "……"

Dong Hua: "If you really mind,  I can carry you while bathing, save s.p.a.ce."

Feng Jiu (indignant): "Dijun, you are a rogue! !"

Dong Hua: "What did you say?"

Feng Jiu (grief): "Rogue! Rogue!"

Dong Hua (expressionless): "Rogue, what is that, I’ve never heard before?"

Feng Jiu: "……"

A long time later.

Feng Jiu (change into a fox and cheerfully jump into the barrel): "Dijun, I don’t want to inconvenient you by squeezing you, see like this I do not take up much s.p.a.ce!"

Dong Hua: "…"

Five

When the female leads declare "I love you" to the male leads.

Ye Hua: "Qian Qian, come over here."

Su Yu: "I love you too."

Dong Hua: "I didn’t hear you, say it again."

Feng Jiu (blush like a cooked lobster): "I’ve already said I love you, didn’t you hear it?"

Dong Hua (rubbing his nose): "Why would I hear it ah?" (Dijun you actually want to listen a few more times ……)

When the female leads once again declare "I love you" to the male leads.

Ye Hua: "Qian Qian, come over here." (Forever unchanged speech)

Su Yu: "I’ve already known you love me."

Dong Hua: "What then?"

Feng Jiu: “This is it."

Dong Hua (unimpress): “Oh, then I go to bed.”

(Dijun, don’t you want to listen a few more times? Dong Hua replied: ‘I want to listen how many times is up to me, she does not want to say also have to say, otherwise I’ll cook sweet and sour fish for her.”)

Six

[Xi Wu Palace]
Bai Qian (put down the novel in her hand): “Ye Hua, are you really a heartless deity as seen by others?”

Ye Hua (put down the folding notebook in his hand): “. . . Can be considered so, Qian Qian, why are you asking this?”

Bai Qian: “I’m just a little curious as to why someone heartless like you will like me?”

Ye Hua: “This is all fated.”

Bai Qian (embarra.s.s): “Then, what do you like about me?”

Ye Hua (smile): “I like everything.”

[Chen Palace]
Jun Fu: “Mu Yan, Mu Yan, I have someting to ask you and you must answer me!”

Mu Yan (put down the folding notebook in his hand): “Whatever A Fu like to ask, I will answer them.”

Jun Fu: “Then I ask you, ah, why do you like me?”

Mu Yan: “Very adorable, very beautiful.”

Jun Fu (unhappy): “Well, if you come across a more adorable and beautiful person, will you like her and not like me anymore, is this what you mean? Mu Yan, I don’t care about you! Mu Yan, I don’t care about you!”

Mu Yan (sweep Jun Fu into his arm and give her a kiss): “In my heart, there is n.o.body more adorable and beautiful than you. A Fu, I love you.”

Jun Fu (blus.h.i.+ng): “Mu, Mu Yan, I, I also love you.”

[Tai Chen Palace]
Feng Jiu (blus.h.i.+ng and uneasy): “Dijun, I ask you a question, you, you must answer honestly!”

Dong Hua (put down the recipe book in his hand): “What?”

Feng Jiu (blush): “You, why do you like me?”

Dong Hua: “Did I say that?”

Feng Jiu (grievance): “Then why did you marry me? Dijun you are too much!”

Dong Hua: “Since I did not say it then, I will say it now.”

Feng Jiu (feeling unhappy and grievance): “What?”

Dong Hua (whisper into Feng Jiu’s ears): “I love you.”

[Yuan Ji Palace]
Cheng Yu: “3rd Royal Highness, I ask you a question, you have to give me an honest answer! Otherwise you sleep in the study room tonight.”

Lian Song: “. . Okay. . .”

Cheng Yu: “Why do you like me?”

Lian Song (not willing to answer so try to press his luck): “You look a lot like a female immortal who I’ve liked before!”

Cheng Yu: “. . . You. . . We divorce.”

Lian Song: “Don’t be so serious, I’m just kidding.”

Cheng Yu: “I did not talk to you about the terms.”

Lian Song: “. . . . .”

Seven

When the female leads reject the male leads love declaration.

Ye Hua: “All I want from the very beginning is only you…”

Bai Qian: “Unbridled love!”

Mu Yan: “A Fu, I like you, do you also like me?”

Jun Fu: “My son, bite him.”

Dong Hua: “Xiao Bai, move your luggage to Tai Chen Palace in these two days.”

Feng Jiu: “…… You better move your luggage to Qing Qiu?”

 When the male leads reject the female leads love declaration.

Bai Qian: “I love you, I want to be with you always and forever.”

Ye Hua: “You are too old, my aunt.”

Jun Fu: “Do you know I have been searching for you all this time, still thinking about you before I died?”

Mu Yan: “It is fine as long as you don’t think about me after your death.”

Feng Jiu: “I like …… you.”

Dong Hua: “What did you say?”

Feng Jiu: “…… Like.”

Dong Hua: "Like, what is that, never heard before?”

 Eight

Ye Hua: "My weakness is I spoil Qian Qian too much."

Su Yu: "My weakness is I can’t do embroidery."

Lian Song: "My weakness is I take liberties with young and cute girls (Lolita)."

Dong Hua: "I seem to have no weakness, this topic is really very boring."

Feng Jiu: "I know, Dijun has thick skin."

Dong Hua: "During summer time, the mosquito cannot bite through my thick skin, which is my strength, not weakness." 

Female leads discuss male leads' shortcomings

Jun Fu: "Everything about Mu Yan is good, except he attracts girls like bees to honey."

Bai Qian: "Right, you are right! Ye Hua is also like that, he doesn’t only attract female deities but male deities as well!"

Jun Fu: "Feng Jiu, how about Dong Hua?"

Feng Jiu (unhappy): "He likes to order me around and bully me.  He is also lazy, inromantic, insensitive and with a poisonous tongue, so annoying."

Jun Fu and Bai Qian: “. . . . . .”

Feng Jiu: "Why are both of you not talking?"

Bai Qian: ". . Look behind you."

Feng Jiu:  ". . . . ."

Nine

What will the female leads do when they feel jealous?

Bai Qian: “I will tie him up and send him to Qing Qiu, starve him for three months.”

Feng Jiu: “Aunt, deity can live without eating anything ==).”

Bai Qian: “Appet.i.te and l.u.s.t are only natural.”

A Fu: “I will ignore him!”

Feng Jiu: “I will invite Xiao Yan to our home to have dessert.”

What will the male leads do when they feel jealous?

Ye Hua: “I have A Li so no need to worry.”

Su Yu: “I will behead whoever dare to touch my queen.”

Dong Hua: "Jealousy, what is that, never heard before?”

Ten

When the male leads do something wrong, what will be the reactions of the female leads?

Song Ning: “Why didn’t you die on the battlefield!?”

Bai Qian: “You think I cannot do without you? I am going back to Qing Qiu with A Li now, don’t want to be here to see you,  eyesore!”

Cheng Yu: “Go kneel down facing the wall! Or else you sleep in the study room in the future!”

Feng Jiu: “Gun Gun, mummy will sleep with you in the future.”

Gun Gun (pleased): “I love mummy the most.”

Dong Hua: “… I do not agree.”

Feng Jiu (humph): “It is enough that Gun Gun agrees.”

Dong Hua: “…”