Three Lives Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms special 4

Tang Qi Gong Zi’s Books Mini-Special – Part 4

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Yeh, little dough is back with his good friend Bai Gun Gun:) If you don’t know, he is the unborn son of Dong Hua & Feng Jiu. As usual, we’ve an adorable Dijun who provides much of the laughter:P

One

If the male leads invite the female leads to dance.

Yan Song: “I don’t know how to dance, teacher Qin. I will step on your feet.”

Qin Mo: “It does not matter, Song Song. We have always coordinated well together.”

Bai Qian: “I don’t know how to dance, Ye Hua. I will step on your feet. ”

Ye Hua:” Qian Qian, don’t look at the ground. Just look at me and it will be alright.”

Feng Jiu:” I don’t know how to dance, Dijun. I will step on your feet. ”

Dong Hua:”If you dare to step on me, I will step back.”

Feng Jiu: “…”

Two

Bai Qian: “Ye Hua, my singing does not sound good.”

Ye Hua: “It is fine Qian Qian, my singing is also not nice.”

Ye Zhen: “Mu Yan, my singing does not sound good.”

Mu Yan: “It is fine A Fu, my singing is also not nice.”

Feng Jiu: “Dijun, my singing does not sound good.”

Dong Hua: “Oh? Sing a song for me to listen.”

Three

How the male leads usually take liberties with the female leads.

Ye Hua (smiling): “Qian Qian, come here.”

Qin Mo (smiling): “Qin Lang will not be home tonight.”

Mu Yan (smiling): “I heard you have put on weight? Let me measure.”

Dong Hua (looking at Feng Jiu and contemplating): “Why don’t you change into a fox to let me play play.”

(Dijun, don’t think you can successfully find love in this lifetime ……)

Four

Finally, the year-end exam is around the corner. Kids, what are your wishes before the exam?

Qin Lang: “G.o.dfather, if I get more than 80 marks in my language test, please get Zheng Ming Ming to marry me.”

Su Chen: “Father, if I come out top in my cla.s.s, please allow me to return xiao huang (tiger) back to you.”

Little dough: “Mummy, if I come out top in my cla.s.s, can I sleep with you tonight?”

Feng Jiu: “Dijun, help me to sit for the Buddhism religion exam on my behalf tomorrow!”

Five

How the little kids try to get what they want from their fathers.

Little dough: “Father lord, can you give mummy to be tonight ah?”

Ye Hua (raise his eyebrows and remain silent)

Little dough: “I beg you, father lord. I know father lord is the most understanding immortal in the universe!”

Little dough (tearful): “Only for a night ~ ~ ~ ~ ~”

Ye Hua: “Ok, one night only.”

Little dough (rush to give a kiss): “I know father lord is the best.”

Su Chen: “Father emperor.”

Mu Yan: “What do you want?”

Su Chen (grasp and shake Mu Yan’s clothing): “Can I give xiao huang (tiger) to you today?”

Mu Yan: “…”

Yan Lang (eager): “G.o.dfather, G.o.dfather! ~ ~ ~”

Qin Mo (unhappy): “I have already told you many times I am your biological father so call me dad.”

Yan Lang: “Oh, dad, can I ask you for something ~ ~?”

Qin Mo (still unhappy):”Ok.”

Yan Lang: “If I get more than 80 marks in my language test, please get Zheng Ming Ming to marry me.”

Qin Mo: ” ……”

Bai Gun Gun: “Father lord.”

Dong Hua doesn’t pay any attention to him.

Bai Gun Gun (watery eyes): “Father lord, can I sleep together with mummy tonight?”

Dong Hua (put away the fis.h.i.+ng rod): “You want to go to Mount Kunlun?”

You ask me what happened to Bai Gun Gun later. He cried:(

Six

Little dough: “Father lord,  I will let you have mummy on Father’s Day. I am very filial, right?”

Lang Lang: “I will grant you permission to elope with mummy on Father’s Day. I am very filial, right?”

Su Chen: “I will help you to look after xiao huang on Father’s Day. I am very filial, right?”

Bai Gun Gun: “Father’s Day? I will eat the fish you burned. I am very filial, right?”

Seven

World Book Day, what books are the kids reading?

Little dough (surprise): “Is today a festive day ah? So, will there be school holiday?”

Yan Lang (surprise): “Is today a festive day ah? So, will there be school holiday?”

Child Feng Jiu (surprise): “Is today a festive day ah? Yeh, can skip school!”

Eight

World Book Day, what books are the male leads reading?

Su Heng (without looking up): “Accounts book.”

Yung Yuan (without looking up): “Accounts book.”

Ye Hua (without looking up): the “Accounts book.”

Mu Yan (without looking up): “Accounts book.”

Dong Hua (without looking up): “Recipes.”

Nine

When the same issue has two different views.

Ye Hua: “Qian Qian’s view is my view.”

Mu Yan: “A Fu’s view is my view.”

Lian Song: “Cheng Yu’s view is my view. ”

Dong Hua: “My view is Xiao Bai’s view.”

Ten

When the female leads are doing embroidery.

Ye Hua: “Qian Qian, be careful, don’t p.r.i.c.k your hands.”

Mu Yan: “A Fu, leave these kind of activity for the palace maids to do.”

Lian Song: “After finis.h.i.+ng, give me as a gift!”

Cheng Yu: “I am going to embroider my undergarment. if you want it then I will give it to you.”

Lian Song: “Hehe, hehe, I cannot afford it.”

Cheng Yu (grin): “It is okay, I am very generous.”

Feng Jiu: “Dijun. . . . I  am doing embroidery.”

Dong Hua: “Oh?”

Feng Jiu (shy): “. . . I plan to embroider a mandarin duck pillow.”

Dong Hua: “Oh, after you have finished with the embroidery, quickly go and cook.”