Revenge Of The Wannabes Part 24

"Read these." She dumped them on Ma.s.sie's bed and smiled with great satisfaction. "When's the last time you ever saw me mess up a bed like that?"

"Never," Ma.s.sie said.

"I know, isn't it great?" Kendra clapped. "These books have really helped me let go."

Ma.s.sie looked at the pile of schoolbooks on her desk and sighed.

"Don't worry, I highlighted them," Kendra said. "It won't take you long. But if you only have time for one, I suggest How to Win Friends and Influence People, How to Win Friends and Influence People, by Dale Carnegie. It's a lifesaver." She handed the purple-and-green book to her daughter. by Dale Carnegie. It's a lifesaver." She handed the purple-and-green book to her daughter.

"'Kay." Ma.s.sie flipped through the coffee-stained pages. "Thanks."

"Don't thank me." Kendra turned to leave. "Thank Dale." She winked and gently closed the door behind her.

Ma.s.sie sat on her bed for the next hour reading about Dale's twelve principles on "how to win people to your way of thinking." Numbers 3, 4, and 8 appealed to her the most.

CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION.

IN.

OUT.

Principle #3 If you are wrong, admit it.

Blaming others, especially when you are guilty.

Principle #4 Begin in a friendly way.

Making hate murals to show how hurt you are.

Principle #8 Try to see things from the other person's point of view.

All my friends are lame female dogs!

Advice from Dale Carnegie.

Advice from Bean.

When she was done, she opened her e-mail and began drafting her apology letters.

DEAR K & D,HI. THOUGHT I'D DROP YOU A "FRIENDLY" E-MAIL. I'M SORRY I WALKED AWAY WHEN KRISTEN GOT STOPPED FOR SHOPLIFTING FROM BCBG. (BTWARRESTED? HOPE NOT[image] .) I WAS JUST UPSET THAT YOU THOUGHT I TOLD ALICIA YOUR SECRETS. BUT IF I HAVE TO SEE THINGS FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW, I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THOUGHT THAT. I WOULD HAVE TOO. ANYWAY, I KNOW WHO TOLD HER. CALL ME IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT. .) I WAS JUST UPSET THAT YOU THOUGHT I TOLD ALICIA YOUR SECRETS. BUT IF I HAVE TO SEE THINGS FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW, I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THOUGHT THAT. I WOULD HAVE TOO. ANYWAY, I KNOW WHO TOLD HER. CALL ME IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT.XOXO Ma.s.sie hit save, then wrote another one.

DEAR CLAIRE,HI. THOUGHT I'D DROP YOU A "FRIENDLY" E-MAIL. IF YOU ARE STILL SICK, I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER. IF YOU ARE UPSET ABOUT CAM OR MAD AT ME FOR SOME REASON, PLEASE CALL ME. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THINGS FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW SO I CAN ADMIT I'M SORRY. PLUS I'M GOING TO FAIL GEOMETRY IF YOU KEEP THIS UP[image] . .XOXO Ma.s.sie hit save again, then wrote one last e-mail.

DEAR ALICIA,HI. THOUGHT I'D DROP YOU A "FRIENDLY" E-MAIL. ALICIA, I ADMIT WE'RE EVEN, OKAY? LET'S END THIS WAR BEFORE SOMEONE (YOU) GETS HURT.XOXO When Ma.s.sie was done, she dragged her e-mails into her drafts folder. She wanted to give her friends a little more time to apologize first.

Ma.s.sie grabbed her cell phone and ran at top speed out to the horse barn. "I must be filled with apology power," she said to Bean, who was trying her hardest to keep up. The dog's tongue was hanging out of her mouth and she was starting to wheeze.

"Sorry," Ma.s.sie panted. "I'll slow down." Right as Ma.s.sie stopped, Bean took off. "Hey, that's not fair, you cheater!"

But Ma.s.sie became concerned when Bean started barking.

"Chill out," Ma.s.sie called after her.

Bean ran around the side of the barn to the sliding door. From a distance Ma.s.sie could see the dog jump up on her hind legs and scratch the gla.s.s. Maybe some workmen were inside?

"Quiet, Bean." Ma.s.sie picked up her pace. "No one's in there."

But when Ma.s.sie got to the gla.s.s door, she saw that she was wrong.

All of her ex-friends were sitting on the floor, surrounded by bowls of snacks, CDs, and scattered Polaroid pictures. Even Claire was there, sucking on a lollipop and laughing. She didn't look the least bit sick or depressed.

Ma.s.sie felt her heart leap. Were they throwing her a surprise party? Was her mom sent to lure her there? No wonder everyone had been acting so weird. But the happy feeling disappeared as quickly as it came. Her birthday wasn't until July.

Ma.s.sie yanked the handle on the gla.s.s door and slid it open. Beyonce was blasting from the stereo. No one heard her come in.

"What's going on?" Ma.s.sie asked. She turned down the music and asked again. "What's up?" She felt like a stranger in her own home.

Claire, Kristen, Dylan, Olivia, and two girls who looked like Kristen and Dylan were sitting on her her yoga mats surrounded by makeup and hair accessories. They wore Alicia's knockoff scarves around their wrists. yoga mats surrounded by makeup and hair accessories. They wore Alicia's knockoff scarves around their wrists.

"What are you you doing here?" Alicia said. "No one invited you." doing here?" Alicia said. "No one invited you."

"I LIVE HERE!" Ma.s.sie shouted.

"So does Claire Claire. And she she invited us." invited us."

Ma.s.sie looked at Claire, expecting her to look scared and ashamed. But she didn't fidget or bite a single fingernail. Instead Claire met Ma.s.sie's eyes and stared straight into them. It was Ma.s.sie who finally had to look away. She searched her mind for some of Dale's words of wisdom, but the only thing that came to mind was, "Kuh-laire invited you?"

"We're practicing our poses for the Teen Vogue Teen Vogue shoot." Alicia peeled off a shoot." Alicia peeled off a maybe maybe sticker and stuck it on a Polaroid picture of herself. sticker and stuck it on a Polaroid picture of herself.

Ma.s.sie glared at Kristen and Dylan, then raised her eyebrows, wondering why they sabotaged the revenge plan. Alicia wasn't supposed to know know they were booked for the photo shoot. They were going to shock her by just showing up. It was all about stealing her spotlight, just like she had done to them. ... And now all of that was ruined. they were booked for the photo shoot. They were going to shock her by just showing up. It was all about stealing her spotlight, just like she had done to them. ... And now all of that was ruined.

Kristen and Dylan looked away, not offering a single word of explanation.

Alicia opened her new phone and turned her back to Ma.s.sie. "Now, if you don't mind, we have a phone call to make."

Everyone surrounded Alicia while she placed the call, using the speakerphone.

Ma.s.sie stood at the back of the barn and watched. She reached into the pocket of her black Juicy hoodie and ran her fingers along her Motorola, feeling the empty s.p.a.ces from the missing rhinestones.

"Hey, Lu," Alicia said into the phone.

Ma.s.sie rolled her eyes when she heard the nickname Alicia gave to Lucinda. She knew this would have been a good time to leave, but she was so curious, she couldn't pull herself away.

"Hey, Alicia." Lucinda's voice came through the speaker.

"Do you have the info for us?" Alicia glared at Ma.s.sie.

They could hear the sound of Lucinda shuffling papers in the background. "Ch-ch-ch-ch-chhhhh ... The itinerary is here somewhere. ... Got it!" she shouted. "Ohhh-kaaay, dinner at Sus.h.i.+ Samba Friday night, say eight-ish. Dress downtown chic; you know, West Side bohemian with money. Don't wear anything by J. C. Penney, J. Crew, or J.Lo, and absolutely nothing that even looks like dirty Lower East Side indie-music lover. You'll stay at the Soho Grand Hotel with moi moi as your chaperone. Then Sat.u.r.day morning you'll shop for holiday clothes, and we'll shoot you with Santa in the afternoon." as your chaperone. Then Sat.u.r.day morning you'll shop for holiday clothes, and we'll shoot you with Santa in the afternoon."

The girls cheered silently and exchanged a round of soft high fives. "Will the magazine cover the shopping expenses?" Kristen asked.

"Who just asked me that?"

"No one," Alicia said, punching Kristen on the thigh.

"So who's up for spending the weekend in the big city?" Lucinda asked, shaking off Kristen's insult.

"YEAH!" The girls screamed and cheered.

Ma.s.sie watched everyone hug each other. She felt like a ghost looking in on a life she had left behind.

"Great." Lucinda laughed. "Will you need a car to pick you up on Friday?"

"No," Alicia said. "We'll take my limo."

"Heart you," Lucinda said.

"Heart you too," Alicia said. But Lucinda had already hung up.

Ma.s.sie took a deep breath and marched over to Alicia. She stood over her and put her hands on her hips, looking straight down into her big brown eyes. Principle #4 was calling to her, reminding her to "begin in a friendly way. ..."

"Will you please please get out of my house, you wannabe, or the only thing you'll wanna be from now on is DEAD!" get out of my house, you wannabe, or the only thing you'll wanna be from now on is DEAD!"

Everyone looked at Alicia, wondering how seriously they should be taking Ma.s.sie's threat.

"NOW!"

"Let's go to my house." Alicia gathered up her Polaroids and dropped them in her green Prada bag. "At least my my gym is gym is decorated." decorated." She turned on the heel of her brown velvet ballet flats and headed for the gla.s.s door. Everyone scooped up their bags and followed her. She turned on the heel of her brown velvet ballet flats and headed for the gla.s.s door. Everyone scooped up their bags and followed her.

Ma.s.sie and Bean stood in the horse barn surrounded by snack crumbs, yoga mats, crushed makeup, and CDs.

Ma.s.sie raced to her bedroom, deleted her apology e-mail messages, and threw her mother's self-help books down the laundry chute.

"Dale Carnegie may know how to win friends and influence people," Ma.s.sie said to Bean as she walked back out to the barn with a big green garbage bag. "But he doesn't know the first thing about Westchester."

OCTAVIAN C COUNTRY D DAY S SCHOOL.

2:10 PM PM.

December 5th Claire stood in front of her open locker, barely taking the time to appreciate the twenty strands of Nerds Rope candy Layne had hung for her. Usually she loved Layne's surprise locker gifts, but today Claire had more important things on her mind.

Suddenly Comma Dee's low voice came through the loudspeaker and broke Claire's concentration.

"Hey, OCD, this is Comma Dee, yeah, you know me ..." she rapped. she rapped. "I just want to give a shout out to the six glamour girls who are city-bound to model for the "I just want to give a shout out to the six glamour girls who are city-bound to model for the Teen Vogue Teen Vogue holiday issue. Hey, Alicia, if you're still here, I have a joke for you. Tell this one to your new fas.h.i.+on friends. ... What do you call Seven jeans for fat chicks?" holiday issue. Hey, Alicia, if you're still here, I have a joke for you. Tell this one to your new fas.h.i.+on friends. ... What do you call Seven jeans for fat chicks?"

Claire heard a chorus of moans and groans echo through the halls. The only things the students loathed more than Comma Dee were her jokes.

"Give up? I'll tell ya. ... The new Seven jeans for fat chicks are called Eights. Get it? EIGHTS? That's all for now. Have fun and don't forget Comma Dee when you're famous."

Claire checked her watch and slammed her locker shut. She heard a few of the Nerds come cras.h.i.+ng down inside but decided to deal with them on Monday, along with her neglected history a.s.signment.

She tossed her backpack over her shoulders and sprinted down the hall. Alicia's limo was waiting in the school parking lot and she didn't want to be the last one to arrive. What if they left without her?

"Slow down." Claire heard a familiar voice behind her. "Did you see your locker present?"

Claire stopped and turned around. "Oh my G.o.d," she gasped when she saw Layne's face. "Who did did that to you?" Claire covered her mouth with her palm and shook her head in utter disbelief. "Was it Ma.s.sie?" that to you?" Claire covered her mouth with her palm and shook her head in utter disbelief. "Was it Ma.s.sie?"

Layne held her head high as she walked past a huddle of snickering girls. If she wasn't blind to their finger-pointing and deaf to their name-calling, she sure was acting like it. She caught up to Claire and smiled with pride.

"Walk with me." Claire grabbed Layne's arm and tugged her down the hall. "I'm late. And besides, you need to get out of here."

"Why?" Layne asked as she got pulled through the halls by Claire. "Are you embarra.s.sed to be seen with me?"

"Do you know what you look look like right now?" like right now?"

Claire was referring to the headgear that was fastened around the back of Layne's neck and hooked into her upper molars. The metal wire around her face was covered with refrigerator magnets and dangling key chains; some flashed pink and green lights. It looked like a decorated Christmas tree branch was in orbit around her jaw.

"Tanya Fuchs said I look like I crashed into Spencer Gifts. But I think I look festive," Layne said, holding her h.e.l.lo Kitty magnet in place as Claire pushed her toward the back door. "Why are we going out here? Aren't you getting picked up in front of the school?"

"Yeah, but I don't want anyone else to see you like this," Claire said, noticing the white-and-blue World's Best Mom pin that Layne had fastened between Homer Simpson and a goggle-eyed frog.

"Why?" Layne giggled.

"Because I like like you," Claire snapped. you," Claire snapped.

"Awwwww." Layne smirked. "You're tho thweet," she teased.

"It's not funny, Layne." Claire looked straight into Layne's narrow green eyes. "Everyone is laughing at you."

Layne stopped walking. Claire stopped too and turned around to face her.

"What?" Claire stomped her foot and held out her pink Baby G-Shock watch. "I'm late."

"Claire, did I shove you out some back door when you showed up on the first day of school wearing white Keds and overalls?" Layne asked.

"That's totally different." Claire started walking again. She could hear Layne inching up behind her. "People thought I was out of style, not out of my mind." mind."

"True." Layne chuckled. "Well, anyway, now will you believe I don't care what people think of me?" She swung her canvas Suns.h.i.+ne Tours bag back and forth like a giddy little girl.

"Oh yeah." Claire suddenly felt a rush of admiration for her quirky friend. She waited for Layne to catch up to her before continuing on to the parking lot. They walked in comfortable silence until Claire felt a drop of moisture land on her face.