The Merworld Water Wars - Finned Part 9

"Jeans? Really? Why?" asked Polly.

"Why not?" I asked, mystified.

"Because you should be in a dress," said Polly, hands on hips. "Getting me fussy this time of year is cruel. You know how my demon parts hate the holidays. I've been coughing up holly all d.a.m.n day."

"Oh, give it up, Little House on the Demon Prairie," Meikle groaned.

"Well, at least you wore a dress...even though it's black...with skulls," said Polly.

"They have holly in their eye holes," said Meikle.

Polly s.h.i.+fted her attention back to my jeans. "Marina, it's formal attire. That means a dress. Look at you! You look like an elf with your glow-in-the-dark hair and green sweater. All you need is a pair of red and white striped stockings to complete the ridiculous ensemble. Didn't you notice everyone else appropriately dressed when you came in?"

"Nope. I try not to notice people around me. And you really don't want to talk glow-in-the-dark hair, Pink Ponytail. I didn't get the formal dress notice. Shoot me."

"Glad you're back with the group, Marina. You're humorous in a cynical, un-fuzzy kind of way," said Meikle.

"Yeah, I'm a real riot. Anything else going on here, or is everyone busy not mingling?"

"Well, there are some raffles for prizes. I entered all of them, except the stuffed bear one. Teddy bears are scary," said Polly, s.h.i.+vering. "Who makes a child's toy based on a creature that bites and mauls and grrs?"

The little bear from The Bay Shop looked cuddly and cute sitting atop a small podium on the table. Dang it. I was half-considering getting him as a Christmas gift for myself.

"Maybe I'll try for him," I said.

"I thought about trying for him...you know, for voodoo or something. I've been working on a spell to save you, Marina. Think I'm close. Still, I'd stay inside New Year's Eve," said Meikle.

"Yes, please don't be predictably irrational, leave the house, and deliver your life to death's hands." Polly kept looking back at the teddy bear. "I think it's staring at me."

"That's because you keep staring at it," Meikle said. "You know Trey would want you to just lay low that night, right?"

"Yeah, I know. I'll stay inside, I swear it. But, like I said, you can't stop a reading."

"We'll see. Hey, Marina, someone's staring at you," Meikle teased.

"Fabulous," I grunted. "Who is it this time? A Fairhair looking at me like I'm about to vaporize? Or could it be a Ravenflame, wanting to rip off my head?"

"Well, it's a Fairhair, but by the looks of things, he definitely doesn't think you're about to vaporize, and I don't think it's your head he wants to rip off," said Meikle slyly.

"Who is it?"

"The s.e.x beast himself, Troy Tombolo. And, man, he won't take his eyes off you," said Meikle. "He would look so good in chains."

I stared back. How could I not? I swear he has some magnetic field around him that defies gravity; it pulls me to him as though I'm a helpless rag doll. I've never felt so on edge, so close to losing my self-preservation. My insides felt maddeningly frightened yet fantastically free, if only I could let go.

"You better get your name in for that way-too-happy bear," said Meikle.

"Right. Back in a minute."

I was almost to the raffle table when a strong gust of wind filled the room, carrying on it the thunder of the front doors cras.h.i.+ng open. Fifteen leather-clad Ravenflames rounded the corner. Leading the pack was none other than Katrina Zale. Their faces raged with deranged determination. The wind even seemed to follow them.

Katrina stopped barely an inch from my face, surveyed my attire, and whispered, "Once again, you fail to dress appropriately. Honestly, jeans to a Christmas party? Shameful."

"And look at you," I said, "so festive in your black leather and lace. Cla.s.sy. Ah, but I see you wear the same old jewelry. Honestly, never varying your accessories? Shameful."

"You have no idea who you are messing with," she sneered.

"On the plus side, Scroogella, it makes the messing so much more fun." Whoa! I swear the red streaks in her hair just lunged at me.

"Where is Trey Campbell?" she asked, the streaks in her hair seemingly back to normal.

"I don't know," I said truthfully.

"We know you've heard from him. Now, where is he?"

"Seriously, I have no idea."

"I'm only going to ask this once-what has he told you?" she asked.

"I'm only going to answer this once-none of your business."

Before I knew it, Katrina had a debilitating hold of my neck. She slammed me so hard against the wall that I heard my shoulder pop.

"Marina!" cried my mom.

"Camille, stay back," said Mr. Gibbs, holding my mom.

"One more time, Marina, WHAT HAS HE TOLD YOU?" screamed Katrina, sliding my body up the wall.

I could see Troy running for me from across the room.

"Like-I would-ever-tell-you! Get-off-me," I sputtered, grabbing her hand.

Within seconds, a golden, gel-like s.h.i.+eld appeared between us; it peeled her hands from my neck and hurled her backwards. Almost as quickly as it appeared, the golden s.h.i.+eld faded away, and I slumped to the floor when it did.

"You dare protect her," said Katrina, staring at Troy, who had his arms stretched out in front of him.

"It's not about protecting anyone. It's Christmas. Things like this should never happen at Christmas. Get out of here, Katrina," he warned, standing over me.

"Frankly, things like this should never happen, period," I said.

"This isn't over. Soon, I'll be overpowering you, Normal," growled Katrina, though I'm sure I spied a glimmer of fear behind her eyes.

She and her slugs left, scaring some Fairhairs on the way out.

"Wonder how much more than regular, old powering she means...because she seems good to go on the powering part."

"Are you okay?" asked Troy, taking my hand to help me up.

"As well as someone who was just choked and slid up the wall by a fas.h.i.+on-flawed sociopath could be," I said, stretching my sore shoulder. "What just happened, anyway?"

"No idea," he said. "Let's get you and your mom home."

"No."

"No? Are you serious?" he asked.

"Yep. I want to try and win that bear."

"Unbelievable," he said, rubbing his forehead. "You were just attacked, and you're thinking about a stuffed bear?"

"Well, it's cute."

"If you had worn a dress, this would never have happened," said Polly.

"Please, grip yourself," said Meikle, rolling her eyes.

"This whole ordeal has made my demon bits very excited. Oh, no. I think I'm going to puke more holly," said Polly, running for the bathroom.

"Ugh, I'll go help the demonic one," said Meikle.

My mom hurried up to me and pulled me into a big mama hug. "Are you okay?"

"Totally fine."

"We need to get you home."

"But, Mom..."

"Home. Now."

I looked hopelessly to Troy.

"Hey, I'm team Mom," he said.

"Knew I liked him." And that's how Troy won Mom over.

"Some friend you are," I groaned.

He shoved his hands in his pockets and rolled his eyes. "I'll stay and try to win that bear for you, okay?"

"Seriously? You'd do that for me?"

"You know I would," he said quietly.

"And his heart grew three sizes," I mused.

"Go on. You get to bed before Santa comes."

"Funny." I softly punched him in the arm and left the "party" with my mom, who was most eager to get home and drill me with questions.

After hours of repeatedly saying, "No" and "I don't know," my mom concluded the strange s.h.i.+eld thing must have been some weird effect of the florescent lights on dust particles. I didn't tell her I actually felt the gel s.h.i.+eld push my neck back while peeling Katrina's fingers off of me. Surprisingly, the attack and living s.h.i.+eld didn't bother me nearly as much as Troy, feeling the need to let everyone know he only stopped Katrina because it was Christmas. He couldn't even admit he protected me. Maybe I'm just being overly sensitive. It happens-it's called PMS. After all, he did stay to try and win me that bear. Sigh. I miss being a seven-year-old sometimes-far less confusion back then.

Christmas morning. Mom and I spent the whole morning opening presents, laughing, and listening to Christmas music. There weren't many presents, but fewer packages made Christmas more real. Then again, I've never been much of a present person; for me, Christmas went deeper than wrapped things. After opening presents, we curled up with a super yummy brunch of waffles and bacon and watched old holiday movies.

After the last film, Mom stood up, stretching and yawning. "Well, this was a wonderful Christmas! And I love my earrings! I'm going to have s.e.xy lobes, now. Think maybe it's time for a nap?"

"Absolutely. Napping is the answer to a disinterested sandman," I said, entering my room.

"Have a good rest, peanut."

"What? Oh, yeah, you too, Mom." When my mom closed her bedroom door, I hesitantly shut mine and sat on the edge of my bed.

On my pillow was The Bay Shop Christmas bear, along with a small box wrapped identical to the one I gave my mom. When I removed the wrappings, a card fell into my lap. The card simply read, I'm proving it-Troy. My pounding heart made my whole body wave. I carefully removed a blue velvet box. Inside was the pua sh.e.l.l necklace I loved so much. Mystified, I placed the necklace on my nightstand, hugged the bear tightly, and tucked in for a nap.

Two hours later-after the best nap ever-I woke up to a tap on my window.

"Merry Christmas," I said to a very happy Troy Tombolo.

"Merry Christmas to you. Have a good one?"

"Yes...but I can't accept what you did. It's too much."

"You mean you're giving the bear and necklace back?"

"Oh, well, no, I'm keepin' them, but I shouldn't."

Troy laughed and shook his head. "Said I'd prove it, so I am."

"I really have no words."

"You mean I actually made you speechless? Score one for me."

"Yeah, well, don't get used to it," I said, playfully pus.h.i.+ng him from my window.

"I should probably get back for dinner," he said.

"Troy? I really can't tell you how much your presents mean to me."

"It's nothing, really. Just enjoy them. And, um, you don't really need to tell anybody I got them for you. You could even wear the necklace under your s.h.i.+rt or something, so n.o.body sees it. It could just be our secret. See ya, Rubylocks."

Our secret? Oh, that's rich. You know, I thought it was odd when he didn't own up to protecting me at the party. Nope, instead he just had to make sure everyone knew he wasn't stepping in to help me, a Normal; it was all about Christmas and how you don't behave badly during the holiest time of the year. He doesn't want anyone to know we're friends. And he definitely doesn't want anyone to know he gave me these Christmas presents. Ugh, he's a real saint, isn't he?

"And as if I would go around bragging like some obnoxious show-off. 'I'm proving it,' my foot! Oh, he's proving it all right. He's proving just how much of a wimp he really is."