Kylie Kendall Mystery: The Wombat Strategy Part 2
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"Will you protect me from intruders, Jules?" I asked. She'd been following me from room to room. If cats could shrug, that's what she would have done. Instead she yawned, then froze with eyes wide, like she'd heard something out of the ordinary.
My heart flopped around a bit. "What can you hear?" I whispered, thinking I should have asked Lonnie if there was a gun anywhere. I mean, wouldn't there be firearms in any self-respecting P.I. office?
Julia Roberts waited until I was checking Bob Verritt's desk for some sort of weapon, then she put one back leg in the air and started was.h.i.+ng her nethers. Evidently any danger had pa.s.sed.
I couldn't help feeling she was playing with me. "Caught me once," I told her, "but next time I won't believe you."
I made a quick call home to Wollegudgerie to tell Mum I'd arrived in one piece. She asked lots of questions, but I said I was tired and would call again later in the week.
In the kitchen I investigated the contents of the refrigerator. Apart from the remains of pizza from lunch, there were the makings of an omeleta"eggs and a packet of sliced ham that didn't look too ancient.
"What's half-and-half?" I asked Jules. It appeared to be very runny cream, so I threw a good lot into the bowl with the eggs.
Now that we were in the kitchen, Julia Roberts was acting a lot more friendly. It occurred to me that maybe no one had thought to feed her. I spied a couple of plastic dishes under the table, one with water, the other empty. Jules whipped up enough enthusiasm to speak. Having been brought up with cats, I could translate: "Forget what you're doing. Feed me. Now!"
Fortunately I found tins of cat food in the second cupboard I tried. "Would you like turkey? Or tuna?"
I gave her turkey. It seemed very American to me, and she was, after all, an American cat.
After we'd both eaten we retired to the bedroom. Jules was perceptibly friendlier now that I'd demonstrated my worth. As a companion, she was nice to look at but rather unnerving. She had the habit of fixing her glowing green gaze at the corner of the room, or out the half-open door, as if someone or something were about to appear. I made a mental note to ask tomorrow if the house happened to have a resident ghost.
Personally, I didn't believe in the spirit world, but Mum's pub, the Wombat's Retreat, is supposed to be haunted by the Whinging Woman, dressed all in white, who wanders around complaining loudly and walking through walls. I've never seen her, but there's plenty who say they havea"usually booze artists after a session in the bar.
Jet lag might have hit me like a mallet behind the ear this afternoon, but now that I was ready for bed, in my pajamas and with my teeth cleaned, I was about as wide awake as I could be. Jules and I snuggled up on the bed, the remote between us, to channel-surf.
I paused on Entertainment Tonight, not because I particularly watched the programa"we got it in the 'Gudge via satellite very early in the morninga"but because of the face on the screen. Dr. Dave Deer, leaning nonchalantly on a spade, was in a impressive, well-groomed garden. His gray suit had been replaced with a khaki s.h.i.+rt, brown cord trousers, and working boots. He'd even gone so far as to wear an Aussie Akubra hat.
"G'day," he said to the camera.
The interviewer was a glossy, super-thin womana"naturallya" with lots of blond hair and a luminous smile. Cosmetic dentists, I reckoned, had to make a motza in this town.
"We're here in the beautiful Beverly Hills garden of Dr. Dave Deer, famous for his innovative Slap! Slap! Get On With It therapy, which has recently taken L.A. by storm."
"Bonzer to be here on E.T." Dave Deer said.
"Spectacular garden."
"It is, isn't it?" Modest grin. "Nature can be very healing."
The blond shook her head, apparently impressed by this insight, then said, "I wonder, Dr. Deera""
"Dave, please!"
"I wonder, Dave, if you'd care to comment on the rumors that your famous clientele include luminaries such as Jim Carrey, Renee Zellweger, controversial Aussie director Jarroda""
"I must ask you to name no more names! Patient privacy is paramount." Dave Deer looked pleased and indignant, all at once.
"So you wouldn't care to confirm a report that you met with a high member in the current administrationa""
"Stone the crows! No comment." Then he added, almost with a wink, "But I can say everyone here in the States has been very open to new ideas, and that openness goes right to the top. I'm saying nothing more." Then he did wink.
The blond sent a meaningful look to the camera, then swung into her next question. "Is it true, Dave, that patients sign a release that allows you to actually slap them?"
"Again, that's confidential."
"What can you tell us, Dave?"
"My therapy can help anyone who sincerely wants to reach his or her full potential of happiness and achievement..."
I switched channels as he launched into the spiel he'd perfected back home in Oz. Jeez, if you believed Dr. Dave Deer, it didn't matter whether you were just a touch down in the mouth, or a zonked-out druggie, or straight-out mad as a two-bob watcha"Slap! Slap! was the treatment for you.
I knew I shouldn't, but I then watched a horror movie about a bunch of people who insisted on wandering about this creepy old house, even though they were getting gutted one by one. "Doesn't it rot your socks," I said to Jules, "the way they never stick together? Someone's always saying to someone else, 'Wait here, while I investigate,' and then it's curtains for one of them."
After a while, even the shrieking of the victims didn't stop my eyelids from drooping. I hardly had time to punch the off b.u.t.ton and turn out the light before I was asleep.
I woke up in the middle of the night, for a moment not sure where I was, but convinced something was wrong. Then it all came back to me with the unwelcome shock of a bucket of water in the face. I'd left Australia in a rush, believing my dad had wanted me to have the business so I'd arrive at Kendall & Creeling and be accepted straight off. It hadn't worked out that way.
Even though I'd closed the curtains tight, enough illumination filtered through from the floodlights outside for me to make out the time when I squinted at my watch. Early hours of the morning here, but back in the 'Gudge it was evening the next day.
It'd be busy in the Wombat. Marge and Sandy would be dis.h.i.+ng out beers and smart-alec remarks from behind the bar, and Mum, along with Jack, her husband-to-be, would be chatting up the tourists and joking with the locals.
A sudden shaft of homesickness closed my throat, and I snuffled as my eyes filled. b.l.o.o.d.y h.e.l.l! I wasn't going to lie here and bawl like a crybaby. I never cried. I turned on my back, annoying Julia Roberts, who clearly considered the bed her territory. Putting my hands behind my head, I took Mum's advicea"be positive, not negativea"as I considered the situation.
No one in L.A. would give a bra.s.s razoo that Raylene and I had split up. Not so at home, where everybody took a keen interest in everybody else's business. And some people would pity me, and I hated that.
Besides, if I stayed in Wollegudgerie, there wasn't much in the career line for me. I'd grown up in the pub, and when I was old enough, helped Mum run the place. It was me who installed an up-to-date computer system to keep track of the business, and me who persuaded Mum to let me organize a Web site to suck in the tourists.
But when Mum told me she was going to marry Jack O'Connell, I knew I couldn't stay. Don't get me wrong, Jack's nice, but he likes to think himself the boss, and after years of being my own boss there was no way I was going to be happy having him tell me, a twenty-eight-year-old sheila, what to do, particularly when I probably know the business a lot better than he does.
Even before the news about Dad's will, I'd been thinking of moving to the big smoke, probably Sydney. So why not Los Angeles instead?
Still, I should have researched what you did to become a private investigator in California. I'd ask Ariana tomorrow. Was there an exam? I'd always been good at them. Or maybe I could take some P.I. course online.
In spite of some bird outside who was running through a set of complicated vocal exercises, I drifted back into a half-sleep, thinking of online courses I'd taken. Mum had got me to take Advanced First Aid. She said it was a good idea to be prepared in case there was a particularly nasty fight in the bar one Sat.u.r.day, always the worst night of the week for aggro.
Then I researched adult education sites run by various colleges and universities and decided on astronomy. In the Outback the stars are dazzling, because they aren't drowned by city lights. I bought a telescope from a catalog and enrolled in Astronomy I and II. For something different, I'd followed that with Conversational Italian, which I was practicing on Maria in the hairdressing salon. How was I to know she had her eye on Raylene, and worse, that Raylene had her eye on Maria?
I must have thrashed around a bit at this thought, because Julia Roberts started to complain. "Fair crack of the whip, Jules," I said to her. "You've got nothing to whinge about. You've got looks, a home, and people who love you."
That plunged me into further gloomy musings, and I'd almost decided to get up and make myself a cuppaa"before I remembered there wasn't any decent tea in the placea"when I slid into sleep again. The last thing I thought of was Ariana's blue eyes. And the fact that she wanted me gonea"and I wasn't going.
The next thing, I was waking up to the sound of someone moving around outside in the hallway.
It seemed barely daylight, so I shot out of bed ready to confront the intruder. Looking around for a weapon, I spotted the sports stuff in the corner. I settled on a golf club. Julia Roberts was still curled up on the bed but roused herself to give me an odd look as I barefooted it toward the door, nine-iron raised for action.
I wasn't feeling brave, but I had no intention of cowering in the room, so I bounded out into the hallway thinking I'd have the advantage of surprise.
And surprise I did. The little bloke I confronted gave a shriek, dropped the wastepaper basket he'd been holding, and put up his hands to protect his head.
"No! No!" he cried, following that with a stream of words I didn't understand. They sounded vaguely like Italian, and I made a guess and said, "Spanish?"
"Si." He stared at me rather like the cat had a minute before. I had to look like a complete dingbat, standing there in my pajamas with a golf club.
"Sorry," I said, dropping my arm so he could see that I wasn't going to bash his brains in. "You're the cleaner?"
He nodded warily. "The cleaner," he repeated. Without taking his eyes from me, he took a step back.
"G'day," I said in an effort to make him feel I wasn't a threat. "I'm Kylie. Kylie Kendall."
"Kendall." He nodded and took another step backwards. This was embarra.s.sing. I could just see Ariana Creeling's frosty expression when she found out I'd terrorized the cleaner.
"I'll just get dressed," I said, and beat it back to my room.
I kept out of the cleaner's way, and he certainly kept out of mine. I heard the buzz of a vacuum cleaner, but it didn't come near my door, which I'd left wide open to prove I wasn't lurking behind it.
At about eight Ariana appeared in the doorway. "Luis tells me you threatened him with a golf club."
"How was I to know the cleaner came in at dawn? No one told me."
She paused to consider this. "You're right. Someone should have."
"Breakfast?" I said hopefully.
"I picked up a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts on my way here."
Yerks! Doughnuts at this time of morning?
"I'm used to eating porridge every morning."
"We might have some instant stuff."
Instant porridge? My stomach rumbled. If I had to, I supposed I could eat it.
I followed Ariana to the kitchen, admiring her loose-hipped stride. All in black again, she wore tight leather pants. I wondered who she went home to. No one as attractive as she was would be alone...although she did seem to be a bit of a cold fish.
Lonnie had coffee on and was already chomping his way through a noxious yellow doughnut. Behind him pictures danced on a TV set, although the sound was muted.
"Put whatever you need on the list," Ariana said, indicating with her coffee mug a magnet notepad stuck to the fridge door. "Fran usually stocks the kitchen once a week, but you can write 'Urgent' next to an item and she'll get it that day."
I carefully printed loose tea (NO flavors) and URGENT. "And I don't suppose you have a teapot, either," I said to Lonnie, who was licking his fingers after swallowing the last of his doughnut.
"Ask Melodie," he said as she breezed into the room.
"Ask me what?"
"Teapot," said Lonnie, selecting another doughnut. "Kylie wants to know if we have one."
"Nope."
"Put it on the list," Ariana said over her shoulder on her way out of the kitchen. "And when you're ready, Kylie, come to my office."
Melodie had her long, blond hair up today, twisted into a sort of knot and skewered by a tortoisesh.e.l.l comb. It should have looked untidy, or at least as if the whole arrangement was about to come down, but on her it gave a casual, stylish impression.
"Did Julia Roberts behave herself?" she asked.
"She was okay, but she kept on staring into s.p.a.ce. Gave me the w.i.l.l.i.e.s. This place isn't haunted, is it?"
"Haunted?" Lonnie chortled. "Probably rats in the foundation, or maybe a family of skunks. I'll set up sensors, if you like, to catch your ghost."
Melodie sent him a quelling look, then said to me, "Julia Roberts is very sensitive." She gave her perfect teeth an airing. "Or she could have been teasing you."
"We've got a ghost at the Wombat's Retreat," I said. When they both looked blank, I explained, "The pub my mum owns, back in Wollegudgerie."
"What's a wombat?" Lonnie asked.
I was used to explaining this to foreign tourists. "An Aussie marsupial, a tough little animal that digs burrows wherever it takes its fancy. No good trying to stop thema"they're like furry steamrollers when they get their minds set on something."
I dug out a key ring from the pocket of my jeans. "This is what a wombat looks like." It had been my idea to have Wombat's Retreat key rings made as publicity for the pub, and it gave me a pang to see it in my hand, so far away from home.
"Sort of like a bear," said Melodie. "Would a wombat attack you?"
"No, but it might walk over you if you got in its way."
"Australia's got such cute animals," Melodie enthused. "I just love those cuddly koala bears. And birds. My aunt's got one of those big white c.o.c.katoos with the yellow crests."
"That reminds me," I said. "There was this bird in the middle of the night. Whatever it was, it had a real routine of clicking sounds, and trills, and s.n.a.t.c.hes of birdsong. When it got to the end, there'd be a break, and then it'd start all over again."
"Mockingbird," said Lonnie. "They arrive here in spring and drive everyone mad for a couple of months." He wiggled his eyebrows at me. "Trying to attract the ladies, that's what they're doing. Each of them has his own individual song."
A man I presumed was Bob Verritt stuck his head through the kitchen door. "Lonnie, there's a messenger at the front with a package for you. Something from Dr. Deer." He caught sight of the carton. "Any left?" Then he caught sight of me. "h.e.l.lo!" He came all the way into the kitchen. "So you're Colin's daughter. I'm Bob Verritt."
He was one of those very tall, thin, concave guys who are sort of curved over themselves. His blue suit hung on him like his shoulders had been replaced by a wire hanger. He had lank hair of no particular color, a long face with a beaky nose, and the nicest smile. He even had a chipped front tooth, which was a first for the dentally perfect people around here.
He seemed surprised when I put out my hand, but he shook it anyway, saying, "I can't tell you how sorry I am about your father. He was a regular guy."
"Thanks. I wish I could have known him better, spent more time with him."
"You take after Colin in one waya"he could rattle Ariana's cage too."
"She's upset?"
That got a hearty laugh. "And then some. She's just told me how you dropped in out of the blue yesterday and have plans to stay. All I can say is when I left her office, she wasn't a happy camper."
"Whoa," said Lonnie. "If Ariana's on the warpath, I'm getting out of the way."
"Don't forget, the messenger's waiting," said Melodie.
Lonnie didn't seem in much of a hurry, wandering off with a mug of coffee and yet another doughnut.
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