George Mills Part 6

"You don't believe, do you? You don't even believe in G.o.d."

"No," Mills said.

"Why did you say that to your wife? Why did you agree to see me? You're not baptized, you don't pray, church means nothing to you, you never accepted Christ, and don't believe in G.o.d. You're thick with sin. Saved! Saved!"

"Who says I ain't?" Mills asked furiously. "You were there with me on that elevator. You saw me. You heard me. Who says I ain't? I parted them n.i.g.g.e.rs like the Red Sea. They never touched me. You know how they do people in these projects? They didn't do me. me. They never will. Who They never will. Who says says I ain't saved?" I ain't saved?"

Coule had seen his eyes. They were nothing like the dead woman's. There was no G.o.d panic in them. They weren't bloodshot with love as her husband's had been. They glittered with certainty. Coule would ask him if he would preach a sermon.

Louise bought a douche bag, stringent douches. She bought shaving soap, a lady's discrete razor. She proceeded to cut the devil's hair, shaving down there till she was bald as a baby.

3.

The griefs were leaking. Everyone was watching the telethon and the griefs were leaking. Everyone was giving to the telethon and sympathy was pouring. There was lump in the throat like heavy hail. Everyone was watching and giving to the telethon and the griefs were big business. The Helbrose toteboard could barely keep up. The griefs were pandemic. There was a perspiration of griefs, tears like a sad grease. He watched the telethon from his bed and was catching the griefs, coming down with the griefs, contaged, indisposed with sentiment.

Cornell Messenger watched the telethon almost every year. He had been with Jerry for seven or eight telethons now. He knew when Lewis would take off his bowtie, he knew when he would cry. I know when I will, Messenger thought.

It was astonis.h.i.+ng how much money was being raised. He was positive all the other channels were dark. It was Labor Day weekend, but he was certain that even those off on picnics had seen some of it, that almost everyone had been touched, that this year's campaign would beat all the others. He expected Frank Sinatra to bring Dean Martin on the show any minute now. He expected everyone to forgive his enemies, that there would be no enemies left. We are in armistice, Messenger thought. Truce is legion, all hearts reconciled in the warm bathwater of the griefs.

During the cutaway to the local station he watched the children swarm in the shopping center. They told their names to the Weather Lady and emptied their jars and oatmeal boxes and coffee cans of cash into great plastic fishbowls.

The sums were staggering. Two grand from the firemen in Red Bud, Illinois. Who challenged the firefighters of Mascoutah and Belleville and Alton and Edwardsville. This local challenged that local, waitresses and cab drivers challenged other waitresses and cab drivers to turn over their tips. He suspected that wh.o.r.es were turning tricks for muscular dystrophy.

He saw what was happening in the bi-state area and multiplied that by what must be going on in the rest of the country. They would probably make it-the twenty-five million Ed McMahon had predicted the telethon would take in. But there were only a few hours left. Would MD be licked in the poster kid's lifetime?

Messenger didn't know what he thought of Jerry Lewis. He suspected he was pretty thin-skinned, that he took seriously his critics' charges that he'd made his fortune mimicking crippled children, that for him the telethon was only a sort of furious penance. It was as if-watch this now, this is tricky, he thought-the Juggler of Our Lady, miming the prelapsarian absence of ordinary gravity, had come true, as everything was always coming true, the most current event incipient in the ancient, sleazy biologic sprawl. Something like that.

I guess he's okay, Messenger thought. If only he would stop referring to them as his his kids. He doesn't have to do that. Maybe he doesn't know. kids. He doesn't have to do that. Maybe he doesn't know.

Jerry sweats griefs. His mood swings are terrific. He toomels toomels and scolds, goes from the most calculated sincerity to the most abandoned woe. A guy who says he's the head of the Las Vegas sanitation workers presents him with a check for twenty-seven thousand bucks and he thanks him, crying. Then, sober again, he and scolds, goes from the most calculated sincerity to the most abandoned woe. A guy who says he's the head of the Las Vegas sanitation workers presents him with a check for twenty-seven thousand bucks and he thanks him, crying. Then, sober again, he davvens davvens his own introduction. The lights go down and when the spotlight finds him he's on a stool, singing "Seeing My Kids." It's a wonderful song, powerful and sad. The music's better than the lyrics but that's all right. The griefs are in it. The griefs are stunning, wonderful, thrilling. I'm sold, Messenger thought, and called for a kid to fetch his wallet from downstairs. his own introduction. The lights go down and when the spotlight finds him he's on a stool, singing "Seeing My Kids." It's a wonderful song, powerful and sad. The music's better than the lyrics but that's all right. The griefs are in it. The griefs are stunning, wonderful, thrilling. I'm sold, Messenger thought, and called for a kid to fetch his wallet from downstairs.

He'll phone in his pledge in front of the kid who brings his wallet up first, reading the numbers off his Master Card. He is setting an example. The example is that no one must ever be turned down.

He is surprised. He's been watching the telethon for almost nine hours now, and in all that time the St. Louis number has been superimposed on the bottom of the screen, alternating with the numbers of other communities in the bi-state area, but he still doesn't know it and has to wait until the roster of towns completes itself and the St. Louis number comes back on. He cannot read the number on the screen and calls from across the room to ask the kid to do it, first telling the thirteen-year-old boy what to look for.

"S?" Harve says uncertainly, "T? L?"

"No, Harve, the number. You're spelling St. Louis. The number's what we want here. Jeanne, help him."

His kid sister whispers the number to him and Harve brokenly begins to relay it back to Messenger, checking the numbers she gives him against those he can find on the screen. Then the number goes off and Harve calls out numbers indiscriminately. He gives Messenger an Illinois exchange.

"d.a.m.n it, Jeanne, you you give me the number." give me the number."

The delay has cost muscular dystrophy ten bucks. Grief leaks through Messenger's inconvenience. A cure for this scourge will forever be ten dollars behind itself.

The announcer is complaining that less than half the phones are ringing, that Kansas City, with less population, has already pledged forty thousand dollars more than St. Louis. Not that it's a contest, he says, the important thing is to get the job done, but he won't put his jacket on until we go over the top. It doesn't make any difference what happens nationally, we don't meet our goal he won't wear his jacket. He's referring to a spectacularly loud jacket he wears only during MD campaigns. Messenger, who's been with the telethon years, wants to see him put it on. It's a dumb ploy. Messenger knows this. So unprofessional that just by itself it explains why he's in St. Louis and Ed McMahon is out there in Vegas with Jerry and Frank and Dean, but no form of Show Business is alien to him and Messenger hopes he gets to see the announcer put on his sports coat.

His grown son picks up an extension. "Get off," Messenger says, "I'm making a call."

"This will take a minute."

"So will this. Get off."

"Jesus."

Why don't they answer? He carries the phone as far as it will reach and sits down on the bed. It's true. Most of the volunteers have nothing to do. They know the camera is on them, and those who aren't actually speaking to callers try to look busy. They stare at the phones, make notes on pieces of paper. His son picks up the phone again, replaces it fiercely.

"Do you want to break the d.a.m.n thing?" Messenger shouts. "What's wrong with you?"

There are three banks of telephones, eight volunteers in each bank. Though he's never seen one, they remind him of a grand jury. The phone has rung perhaps twenty times.

"Jeanne, did you give me the right number?"

"727-2700."

It's on the screen. Messenger hangs up and dials again. This time someone answers on the third ring.

"The b.i.t.c.h gave you the wrong number," Harve says.

"I did not, not," Jeanne says.

"That's baloney-o. That's s.h.i.+t," Harve says.

"Please," Messenger says.

He says his name to the volunteer and gives his address. Speaking slowly and clearly, he reads the dozen or so numbers off his charge card. He volunteers its expiration date, his voice low with dignity and reserve, the voice of a man with eleven months to go on his Master Card.

"Are you going to give them three million dollars, Daddy?" Harve asks. Messenger frowns at him.

"What do you want to pledge, sir?"

"Twenty dollars," he says, splitting the difference between anger and conscience.

"Challenge your friends," his daughter says. "Challenge the English department. Challenge everyone left-handed. Make her wave, Daddy."

What the h.e.l.l, he asks if she will wave to his daughter and, remarkably, from the very center of the volunteers, a hand actually shoots up.

"Ooh," Jeanne says, "she's pretty."

"Dumbs.h.i.+t thinks she can see us," Harve says. "Can she, Daddy?"

"Are you almost through?" his other son asks on the extension. "Mike wants me to find out when the movie starts."

"G.o.dd.a.m.n it," Messenger roars into the phone.

"Will the little boys walk now?" Harve asks. "Will they run and read?"

"Tell your brother I'm off the phone."

Harve hangs back. "What if there's a fire? How would the crippled children excape from a fire?"

"Escape, Harve," Messenger says.

"Excape," Harve says.

"There's not going to be any fire. Stop thinking about fire." The griefs were all about. The griefs were leaking. Harve's third-degree-burned by them.

"They should take all the money and get the cripples fire stingishers."

"Cut it out. Stop with the f.u.c.king fire s.h.i.+t."

"They should."

"Do what I tell you!"

His son leaves the bedroom, his fine blond hair suddenly incendiary as it catches the light from the window.

The horror, the horror, he thinks absently.

Once he's phoned in his pledge he loses interest. It's what always happens, but he takes a last look at the telethon before he dresses. The entertainers sweated griefs and plugged records. It was all right. Messenger forgave them. This was only the world.

Of course they'd reach their goal, Messenger thought. Everybody was watching the telethon. Besides, the fix was in. Eleventh-hour operetta was ready to put them over the top. Soft drink, ballpoint pen, timepiece, fast food, twenty-four-hour Mom and Pop shops, roller skating and dancing school cartels were already in the wings. An afflicted airlines executive and a backyard carnival representative stood by. Why, his own kids had dropped three or four bucks at a neighbor kid's carnival two months before. Then what was the telethon for anyway? TV time that Messenger's twenty bucks and the fifty or sixty the kids had raised and the perhaps half-dozen million or so of other private grievers all across the country might not even cover, make up? What was was it for? it for?

Why, the griefs, the griefs, of course--remotest mourning's thrill-a-minute patriotics, its brazen, spectacular top hat, high-strutting, rim shot sympathies.

Cornell was high. For three years now it was the only way he would see people. His friends knew he smoked gra.s.s, as they thought they knew-as even his acquaintances and some of his students did-almost everything about him. He was contemptuous of whatever quality it was, not sincerity, not candor, not even truthfulness finally, that compelled his arias and put his words in his mouth. It was as if he had felt obliged to take the stand from the time he had first learned to talk, there to sing, turn state's evidence, endlessly offer testimony, information, confession, proofs, an eyewitness to his own life who badgered his juries not only with the facts but with the hearsay too.

"Anybody see the telethon?" he asked the group around the pool. "I pledged twenty dollars. I was going to give twenty-five but at the last minute I welched because I got sore at my kids."

They were his closest friends. One-Audrey-was having a nervous breakdown and cringed like a monkey in the shade of a big sun umbrella that bloomed from a hole in Losey's summer furniture. Losey was the proprietor of this big house with its flourish of rose and sculpture gardens, tennis court, swimming pool, potting sheds, patio, and large paved area outside the garage like the parking lot at an Italian restaurant. There was even a dish antenna on the grounds like a giant mushroom. Losey was having an affair and had hinted he might even be in love. Nora Pat, Losey's wife, was a second-year architecture student in the university and was probably going to flunk out. Thirty-one years old and the wife of a successful surgeon, she was on academic probation. Messenger's wife, Paula, had her own sensible troubles. Victor Binder, Audrey's husband, did. What the h.e.l.l, they all did, some of them with griefs so bad they had had to stay home.

There was a blight on their lives even (speaking for himself, as he would, did) unto the next generation. He preferred not to think about it. He preferred to be high. He preferred television, movies, music. (He had bought quad, which had never caught on-the griefs, the griefs-and alb.u.ms were piled high on each of his four speakers. They could have been mistaken for the collection of a teenager.) What he really preferred was watching the news high, welcoming public crisis, absorbed by all the terrorism and confrontations, obsessed as a president by interest rates, inflation, unemployment, living from one "Was.h.i.+ngton Week in Review" and "Meet the Press" and "Face the Nation" to the next, from one "Issues and Answers" to its sequel; "NBC Nightly News" the best half-hour of his day, "Sixty Minutes" the best hour of his week. He was burned out, at forty-five reconciled to death.

Though only Judith was actually dying.

Judith Glazer had pancreatic cancer. She was the only person Messenger had ever known with six months to live, the only one who had ever had to listen to such a p.r.o.nouncement. He had known others with cancer, fated as Judith Glazer, but their cases, though terminal, had been open-ended. Some lived years, some were still alive. Only Judith's life was timed. That this should be so struck Messenger as extraordinary. "There is," he'd said, "a cancer on her cancer," and he did what ordinarily he would not have done when a friend was ill. He paid a call, the high seriousness and formality of the occasion so strange to him that he did not go high, visiting as callers must have done in old times, with the sense that he went gloved, hatted, walking-stick'd. As one might go to a salon, or visit a d.u.c.h.ess. Bearing no gift save his presence, offering the sober ceremony of his conversation and hoping he was up to it, that Judith would feel them both under some superior obligation and not f.u.c.k around with him. Not acting, behaving certainly but not in the least acting, he on his part stripping himself, for all that he felt himself diplomatically dressed, prime ministerially enc.u.mbered, of all airs.

Paula went with him. Even without a strategy worked out between them beforehand, they had both chosen their garments-it was September, the woman would be dead by the end of February-with great care, as if they were going to an afternoon wedding, flown to some city three or four hundred miles distant, come not from their home but from a good motel near the airport, say, all dressed up after their morning poolside, their breakfast things still on the ground-level patio outside their room. It might have been a wedding, it might have been an anniversary luncheon. It could have been a funeral.

They had not been good friends. Judith had always been too testy for Messenger, something vestigially about her not so much mad-she'd been inst.i.tutionalized for years before Cornell had ever met her-as angry, the anger a sort of prerogative clung to, even cherished, Messenger supposed, from the days when she'd been wacky, and he still didn't understand her flash points, the vagrant, moving lesions of her mult.i.tudinous grudges. To disagree with her, even about a movie, was to risk the challenge of her wrath or, what was worse, to hurt her feelings. He had never outright told her that she was a pain in the a.s.s, and that was how they got along. That was how even her husband, Sam, got along with her, humoring her fidget convictions.

So, though Messenger genuinely liked her, he had never been comfortable with her, had never adjusted to her own impatience with herself, her modest, willful withdrawals inside her muu-muus when she felt herself too fat, all her tense temperance. My G.o.d, he'd thought on more than one occasion, I treat her exactly the way Sam does, and, indeed, it was was as if they were married. He'd imagined himself married to the woman, a fantasy never indulged with friends' wives-and there were many, or used to be, till they got too old-who actually turned him on. as if they were married. He'd imagined himself married to the woman, a fantasy never indulged with friends' wives-and there were many, or used to be, till they got too old-who actually turned him on.

Now, near the start of her precious six months, she surprised them all. (He hadn't yet seen her. She'd returned only recently from her devastating tests at the hospital.) Report had it she had become gracious, solicitous, a hostess of last resort. Having taken herself seriously all her life, she would, he supposed, treat her last months on earth with all the composure-whatever lingered of her madness was a sort of composure, a kind of sky-high deportment grander than Messenger's in his Sunday best-of which she or any other terminal human being was capable. It was-Cornell knew he was wrong to feel this way-Sam who had most of his sympathy, and not only because his wife was dying. He had it because in Sam's place Messenger would have felt put upon, outraged even, the duties of nursing become a sort of horrible, ultimate housekeeping he could not have held up under. Bedclothes, laundry, picking up children, taking them to lessons, preparing meals, even paying bills--these were things Messenger would not or could not do. He did not condone his sloth. Detail crippled him. Errand raised him to rage, then reduced him to tears. He was overwhelmed by such things, a man content only with contentment, truly happy only when others, too, were at leisure, made nervous even as a guest if his host was not as comfortably seated as himself. He was a summer soldier, a suns.h.i.+ne patriot, a good time Charlie.

So they had called and been given a time for their audience. (Visits as such were forbidden. Always formal, punctilious about their hospitality, mixing their guests with the scruples of pharmacists, Judith and Sam had in misfortune become tyrants of timing.) They parked their car and walked up to "The Cottage." (The Glazers' home seemed exactly what it was called on the sign above its small screened porch at the side, the only house in this neighborhood of $100,000 to $125,000 homes-their inflated values-to have a name. There was something vaguely European about it, or British--its brown woodwork, the flowered wallpaper in its living and dining rooms.) Though it was no smaller than the homes surrounding it, it seemed so. There were pebbles beside the walk leading to the front door, bushes growing in the center of the lawn, great cement urns beside the steps which dwarfed the tiny flowers they contained, making them look, for all their color, like so many cigarette b.u.t.ts or discarded gum wrappers. Inside, the rooms were ugly, the sofa and chairs protected from their two elderly dogs by thin blankets. The Oriental rugs were threadbare, the stuffed chairs deflated. One wouldn't have guessed Judith an heiress, her husband the head of his department.

Messenger rang the doorbell, annoyed as always by the "Operation Ident" decal on the window of the front door. Thieves were warned that all objects of value had been "etched for ready identification purposes by the appropriate law enforcement agencies." That meant the stereo and Sam's expensive camera equipment, purchased at discount in duty-free shops in the Middle East when the Glazers had spent a year abroad. (They had gone around the world and their house was tricked out like the gift shops of selected international airports.) Sam opened the door, looking, as always, confused by visitors. "Oh," he said, "hi. Judith's on the phone. All right, come in." He seemed feverish to Messenger, the eyes in his youthful face-he was seven years older than Cornell but looked ten years younger-l.u.s.trous with mucus. "The phone company put in a special phone with hold b.u.t.tons. Judith gets so many calls we really need it. Now if someone calls while she's talking, she gets a signal that there's a second call on the line. All she has to do is excuse herself, put the first person on hold and take the message from the new caller. It works just like the phone in my office."

"Who s.h.i.+nes your eyes, Sam?"

"What? Oh, yeah. I haven't been getting much sleep. Judy? Honey? Here are the Messengers come to see you."

The woman waved at them to sit. Messenger waited while Sam chased the dogs from the chairs. Judith Glazer chatted amiably on the telephone, her skin as jaundiced as her blond hair. Sam had disappeared.

Messenger had the impression she was performing for them, dragging the call out till someone else rang up so she might demonstrate the complexities of the new phone. She prattled about third parties, alluding to people Messenger had never heard of, would never meet. Her speech was for Sam too, he thought, off and busy somewhere in the house, her voice raised theatrically, its octaves just beyond her vision. She spoke with all the authority of her doom, arranging with only a minimum of consultation all the car pools of ordinary life. She spoke not as if she were not going to die before the winter was out, but as if she was never going to die.

Sam returned with the gla.s.s cylinder from a blender. It was filled with some sort of pinkish malted. He poured out the thick pink liquid for his wife and set the cylinder down on a community newspaper. Messenger noticed that the yellow hold b.u.t.ton was lighted. "If we're interrupting--" he said.

Judith shook her head, her strawberry mustache like a third lip. "Sit still," she said. "Talk to Sam. Comfort Sam."

Sam smiled. "People have been wonderful," he said. "Judy's lining up next week's dinners."

"Next week's dinners?" Paula said.

"They bring ca.s.seroles, roasts, full-course meals. Bunny Fletcher's coming over later to barbecue steaks for us."

"What a way to go," Messenger said comfortingly.

"It's a picnic," Sam said.

"We heard about it when we were still in Vermont," Paula said. "Bill Richards told us."

"What else did the provost say?"

Paula shook her hands helplessly, lowered her voice. "He told us about the prognosis. I'm sorry, Sam."