The Heat's On Part 1

THE HEAT'S ON.

by Chester Himes.

1.

"You're my friend, ain't you?" the giant asked.

He had a voice that whined like a round saw cutting through a pine knot.

"What do you need with a friend, as big as you are?" the dwarf kidded.

"I is asking you," the giant insisted.

He was a milk-white albino with pink eyes, battered lips, cauliflowered ears and thick, kinky, cream-colored hair. He wore a white T-s.h.i.+rt, greasy black pants held up with a length of hemp rope, and blue canvas rubber-soled sneakers.

The dwarf put on an expression of hypocritical solicitude. He flicked back his sleeve and glanced at the luminous dial on his watch. It was 1.22 a.m. He relaxed. There was no need to hurry.

He was a hunchback with a dirty yellow complexion, shades darker than that of the albino. Beady black eyes that could not focus on anything looked out from a ratlike face. But he was dressed in an expensive blue linen, handst.i.tched suit, silk-topped shoes and a black panama hat with a dull orange band.

His s.h.i.+fty gaze flicked for a moment on the rope knot at the giant's belly, which was on a level with his own eyes. The giant could make four of him, but he was not scared. The giant was just another sucker as far as he was concerned.

"You know I'm your friend, daddy-o. I'm old Jake. I'm your real cool friend." He spoke in a wheezing voice that was accustomed to whispering.

The giant's battered white face knotted into a frown. He looked up and down the dimly lit block on Riverside Drive.

On one side was a wall of big dark buildings. Not one lighted window was visible. On the other side was a park. He could make out the shapes of trees and benches, but he could only smell the flowers and the recently watered gra.s.s. A block away was the squat dark shape of Grant's Tomb.

None of that interested him.

The park sloped sharply to the West Side Highway. He saw the scattered lights of late motorists going north toward Westchester County. Beyond the highway was the Hudson River, flickering vaguely in the dark. Across a mile of water was the New Jersey sh.o.r.e. It might have been the Roman walls for all he cared.

He put his ham-size hand on the dwarf's small bony shoulder. The dwarf's back seemed to bend.

"Don't give me that stuff," he said. "I don't mean no real cool friend. You is everybody's real cool friend. I mean is you my sure enough, really and truly friend?"

The dwarf wriggled irritably beneath the weight of the giant's hand. His s.h.i.+fty gaze traveled up the huge white arm and lit on the giant's thick white neck. Suddenly he realized that he was alone with a giant half wit on a dark deserted street.

"Look here, Pinky, ain't Jake always been your friend?" he said, pumping earnestness into his wheezmg whisper.

The giant blinked like a dull mind reacting to a sudden apparition. k.n.o.bs of scar tissue shading his pink eyes moved like agitated lugworms. His cauliflowered ears twitched. His thick scarred lips drew back in a grimace. Rows of gold-crowned teeth flashed like a beacon in the semidark.

"I don't mean no always-been-your-friend friend," he whined angrily, his grip tightening involuntarily on the dwarf's shoulder.

The dwarf winced with pain. His gaze flicked up toward the giant's agitated face; but it bounced right off. It lighted for a moment on the twenty-two-story tower of the Riverside Church, rising in the dark behind the giant's back. He became increasingly apprehensive.

"I mean is you my friend through thick and thin?" the giant insisted. "Is you my friend through smoke and.fire?"

The sound of a fire engine sounded faintly from the distance.

The dwarf heard it . . . _smoke and fire_ . . . He began to get the connection. He struggled to break from the giant's grip.

"Turn me loose, fool!" he cried. "I got to split."

But the giant held on to him. "Can't split now. You got to stay and back me up. You got to tell 'em for me, friend."

"Tell who what, you fool?"

"The firemen, tha.s.s who. You got to tell 'em how my pa is gonna get robbed and murdered."

"s.h.i.+t!" the dwarf said, trying to push the giant's hand from his shoulder. "Ain't nothing going to happen to Gus, you motherraping idiot!"

But the giant only tightened his grip; his first finger and thumb closed about the dwarf's neck.

The dwarf squirmed like a pig in a sack, becoming panicstricken; his beady black eyes bulged from their sockets. He hammered at the giant's thick torso with his puny fists.

"Turn me loose, you big mother-raper!" he screamed. "Can't you hear those sirens? Are you stone-deaf? We can't be seen together on this plushy street. We'll get nabbed for sure. I'm a three-time loser. I'll get life in prison."

The giant leaned forward and pushed his face before the face of the dwarf. The scar tissue on his blurred white face seemed to be jumping with a life of its own, like snakes in a hot fire. His body trembled and his nostrils flared and his eyes gleamed like pink coals as he stared into the beady black eyes of the dwarf.

"Tha.s.s why I been asking is you my friend through thick and thin," he whined in a desperately urgent whisper.

The quiet environs of Riverside Drive were shattered with ear-splitting noise as fire engines and police cruisers poured into the street.

The dwarf stopped beating futilely at the giant's torso and began frantically to fish little square paper packets from his own pockets and eat them up. He stuffed them into his mouth, one after another, chewed desperately and swallowed. His face turned purple as he began to choke.

At the same instant, firemen jumped from the still-moving engines and rushed toward the church, brandis.h.i.+ng axes. Some burst through the front doors and rushed about in the black dark 215-foot nave, stumbling over pews and banging into pillars, looking for burning timbers to chop away. Others rushed around the sides of the building, searching for other accesses.

The fire captain was already in the street, shouting orders through his megaphone.

A church s.e.xton came from a dark recess beside the huge front doors where he had been hiding.

He leveled an accusing finger at the giant albino and cried, "There's the man who put in the false alarm!"

The captain saw him but could not hear him. "Get that civilian out of the danger zone!" he shouted.

Two prowl car cops on the alert for trouble rushed forward and seized the s.e.xton.

"All right, buddy, get back," one of them ordered.

"I am trying to tell you," the s.e.xton said through gritted teeth. "That big man there put in the fire alarm."

The cops released the s.e.xton and turned toward the giant.

"What's going on here? Why are you choking that shrimp?" the vocal one asked in a hard voice.

"He's my friend," the giant whined.

The cop reddened with anger.

The dwarf gurgled as though choking and his eyes popped.

The cop looked from one to the other, trying to decide which one to slug. They both looked guilty, he had no choice.

"Which one of you guys put in the alarm?" he asked.

"He did," the s.e.xton said, pointing at the giant.

The cop looked at the giant and decided to call the fire captain. "We got the man who put in the alarm, sir."

The fire captain called back, "Ask him where the fire is?"

"Fire?" the giant said as though he didn't know what it was.

"Fire!" the s.e.xton echoed in outrage. "There isn't any fire! That's what I been trying to tell you."

The two cops looked at one another. All these fire engines and no fire, they thought. Suddenly one was reminded of that song by Louis Armstrong, "All that meat and no potatoes. . .

But the fire captain purpled with rage. He moved toward the giant with balled fists.

"Did you put in the alarm?" he asked dangerously, his chin jutting forward.

The giant released his grip on the dwarf and said, "You tell him, Jake."

The dwarf tried to run but one of the cops caught him by the neck of his coat collar.

"I saw him when he did it," the s.e.xton said.

The captain wheeled on him. "Why didn't you stop him? Do you know what it costs the city to put all these engines into operation?"

"h.e.l.l, look at him," the s.e.xton replied. "Would you have stopped him?"

They all looked at him. They understood what the s.e.xton meant. One of the cops flashed his light into the giant's face to see him better. He saw the white face with the Negroid features and white hair. He had never seen an albino Negro. He was astonished.

"What the h.e.l.l are you?" he asked.

"I'm his friend," the giant said, pointing at the dwarf struggling in the other cop's grip.

The captain's eyes stretched. "By G.o.d, he's a n.i.g.g.e.r!" he exclaimed.

"Well, kiss my foot!" the first cop said. "I thought there was something d.a.m.n funny about him to be a white man."

The dwarf took advantage of the distraction and broke from the other cop's grip. He ran around the rear of the fire captain's car and started across the street.

Brakes squealed and a fast-moving car slewed sidewise to keep from running him down.

Two big loose-jointed colored men wearing dark battered felt hats and wrinkled black alpaca suits emerged in unison from opposite sides of the front seat and hit the pavement in identical flat-footed lopes.

They came around the front of their little black sedan and converged on the running dwarf. Coffin Ed reached out a hand and caught hold of a thin, bony arm. It felt as though it might break off in his hand. He spun the hunchback around.

"It's Jake," Grave Digger said.

"Look at his face," Coffin Ed said.

"He's been eating it," Grave Digger observed.

"But he ain't digested it yet," Coffin Ed concluded, gripping the dwarf from behind by both arms.

Grave Digger hit the dwarf in the stomach.

The dwarf doubled over and began to vomit.

Grave Digger took out a handkerchief and spread it on the ground so that the dwarf vomited into it.

Half-chewed packets of paper came out with bits of boiled tongue and dill pickle.

Suddenly the dwarf fainted. Coffin Ed carried him over to the edge of the street and laid him on the gra.s.s border.

Grave Digger carefully folded the vomit-filled handkerchief and inserted it into a heavy manila envelope which he stuck into his leather-lined side coat pocket.

They left the dwarf lying on the ground and moved over to see what the commotion was about.

The giant was saying to the fire captain, "Jake can tell you, boss. He's my friend."

"Jake ain't talking," Grave Digger said.

The giant looked stunned.

"He's a halfwit," one of the white cops said.

By now the giant was encircled by several cops and a number of firemen.

"Halfwit or not, he's going to answer my question," the captain said, pinning his bloodshot gaze onto the giant's pink eyes. "Why did you ring the fire alarm, boy?"

Sweat flowed down the giant's cheeks like tears.

"Boss, I didn't go to start all this," he whined. "All I wanted was for somebody to come and stop 'em from robbing and murdering my pa."

Grave Digger and Coffin Ed tensed.

"Where at?" Grave Digger asked.

"He works for the janitor of the apartment house three doors up the street," the s.e.xton volunteered.