American Outlaw Part 18

When I arrived at my mom's house the next day, I had a cast on my arm, a bandage on my head, and a perfect imprint of a Nike tennis shoe on my chest, where a doctor had stepped on me to snap my arm back into place.

"Jesse!" my mom said. "What on earth happened to you?"

"Don't ask," I said. My head pulsed with pain. "But I'm getting out of the security business."

"Well, I'm glad," she admitted. "Those people weren't good company for you. What do you intend to do?"

"Oh," I mumbled. "I've got a plan."

I'd been working on a little shovel pan straight-leg frame-custom Harley for about a year in my mom's garage. I'd taken my time on it, spared no expense, and in my opinion, it had come out really good. Whenever I'd take it out, people would really dig it, ask me questions about it. I decided the bike might serve me well as a kind of portfolio piece, and I started to take it around to shops to see if I could get a job on the strength of the work I'd done on it.

Performance Machine was the biggest Harley custom brake manufacturer in Long Beach. The owner, Perry Sands, knew my dad, so it was a natural that I'd ask him for a gig.

"Take a close look, man," I said, after introducing myself and telling him what I had in mind. "This bike has Performance wheels and Performance brakes."

"Sure," Perry said, looking it over carefully. "I can see that. But which shop put this together for you?"

"n.o.body," I said proudly. "I did it myself, in my own garage."

He gave me a doubtful glance. "Uh-huh. I bet you did. And I guess you painted it yourself, too?"

"Yes, I did," I said stubbornly. "I can do all this stuff. If you give me a chance, I'll show you. I'll work hard as h.e.l.l."

Frowning, Perry gave me the quick up and down. "How about that busted arm?"

"I heal quick."

Eventually, Perry offered me a job in the back of his shop, installing brakes and doing whatever dirty work needed to be done.

"Pay's twelve dollars an hour to start. How's that sound to you?"

"Kinda s.h.i.+tty," I admitted, "but I'll take it."

"Good." He laughed. "You start tomorrow."

Performance Machine was just like the s.h.i.+pyard. I came in early and left late. When I was in the shop, I put my head down and worked like an animal. Soon, the great feeling that I'd had in Seattle returned. I was using my hands and my mind to make something beautiful and functional and cool. The work gave me a natural high, every single day, even though I was just pretty much a grease monkey there. high, every single day, even though I was just pretty much a grease monkey there.

Soon, Perry and his brother Ted took a s.h.i.+ne to me, probably because I was so serious about the whole job, especially for a kid.

"You actually like like this c.r.a.p, huh, Jesse?" they said. this c.r.a.p, huh, Jesse?" they said.

"It's okay," I said nonchalantly.

"Get a load of him!" Ted said with a laugh.

Being back in Long Beach had another advantage: it helped me focus on my relations.h.i.+p. Karla and I were still going strong, and as each day pa.s.sed, we seemed to get more serious.

"Jess, your hair is getting so long, long," she said one evening, as we were drinking beers together in the hot kitchen of her cramped Huntington Beach apartment. "It'll be longer than mine soon."

"Just working up the nerve to apply to Captain Cream's," I explained.

"You are a weirdo!" said Karla, laughing. "Oh my G.o.d! I'm dating a freak." I drew her closer to me and kissed her on her pretty, tanned shoulder. She took a long pull at my beer. "Who lives with his mom. mom."

"My mom's all right," I said, defensively.

"But as a roommate?" Karla wrinkled her nose. "You can do better than that, Jesse."

"I doubt it," I replied. "I don't think anyone else would put up with me."

"Oh, I'm not sure," Karla said quietly. She ran her fingers through my hair thoughtfully, from my scalp to the back of my neck. "I think I might be able to do a pretty good job."

So that was that: Karla and I decided to take the plunge. Together, we pooled our money and took out a six-month lease on a little house up on Hackett Avenue. It made for very humble beginnings. I brought my Harley, a beat-up pickup truck, and all my tools. Karla had her swimsuits, her high heels, and an old dinner table. That was about it. For some reason, we did the move at night. Maybe we thought it was safer or something. It wasn't a very good neighborhood. Maybe we thought it was safer or something. It wasn't a very good neighborhood.

"Well?" she asked me on our first night there. "What do you think?"

We lay in bed next to each other, and I could hear the traffic whizzing by outside. It sounded like the ocean-if the ocean had an old internal combustion engine.

"This place is a dump."

"Jesse," Karla said, outraged.

"Oh, h.e.l.l, I sort of like it," I admitted.

"Man," Karla said, snuggling closer to me. "We are going to be happy happy here. I know it." here. I know it."

I'd never really had a home of my own in my entire life. It had always been my dad's place, or my mom's, or Rhonda's mom's-and it had always ended badly. That night on Hackett Avenue with Karla, I felt the oddest sensation of safeness.

My natural inclination, of course, was to celebrate the occasion with some violence.

"I've decided to teach you how to kickbox," I told Karla, the next morning. "That way, you can keep safe when I'm at work."

"I am perfectly perfectly capable of taking care of myself, Jesse," Karla a.s.sured me. capable of taking care of myself, Jesse," Karla a.s.sured me.

"Well, now you'll be even more capable," I said.

We sparred for a few minutes. I showed her how to throw a cross.

"Not bad!" I said. "For a girl, you have pretty good form."

"Oh, for a girl, huh?"

"Don't get all offended," I said. "Here, let me show you some combinations."

I hooked a short left into her chest, and followed with a right jab. But Karla darted away from the left, and in so doing, she stepped right into my jab. I bipped her good, right on the chin.

"Oh, s.h.i.+t!" I laughed. "Sorry, honey, I didn't . . ."

I never got to finish my sentence. Karla socked me in the face with her gloved fist, as hard as she could.

"f.u.c.k!" I cried, holding my eye in pain. "What the h.e.l.l did you do that for?" I cried, holding my eye in pain. "What the h.e.l.l did you do that for?"

"Instinct," Karla snapped. She was still holding up her dukes in front of her. She stared me down like a boxer. "Reflexes took over."

I tried to open my eye, but already it had begun to swell. "Instinct. Got it."

"So what's next?" she said cheerfully. She bounced nimbly from foot to foot.

"You're done," I said very quietly, unlacing my gloves. "Flying colors. You pa.s.sed."

We had tons of love for each other. But we were not a perfect couple. Adjusting to regular life after having been on the road for so many years proved a bigger challenge than I had antic.i.p.ated. It wasn't that I had been so wild on tour; quite the opposite, actually. As security, I was so used to constantly sweating to ensure that no drummers got stabbed and no groupies got pregnant that I'd rarely had the chance to blow off some steam. Now at long last, it was my my time to be a s.h.i.+thead. time to be a s.h.i.+thead.

"I don't like you going to strip bars," Karla informed me.

"I don't even speak to the girls, honey," I told her. "Honest, no one gets a dime from me."

"Then why are you even there there if you don't talk to the girls?" if you don't talk to the girls?"

"My friends make me go," I swore. "I try to steer us all over to the library, but you know, they just won't have it."

I took Karla seriously, but I also felt like it was my G.o.d-given right to run around, talk s.h.i.+t, get into fights, and get drunk with my friends. I knew she couldn't press me too hard about going to strip clubs; after all, hadn't she been doing pretty much the same thing for years now? I guess it was kind of rotten of me to use that against her, but I did it anyway. I didn't know any better.

"Let me be my own f.u.c.king man, man," I demanded, coming home drunk in the middle of the night. "Just because we live together doesn't mean we're married. All right?" drunk in the middle of the night. "Just because we live together doesn't mean we're married. All right?"

"Yeah, you sure are a big man," she said. "I love the way you're acting, it's so adult adult and and cool. cool."

"I told you, you're my woman, and that should be enough for you."

"It's not that, Jesse. I don't like you running around with that crowd . . ."

"Okay, Karessa," I grumbled. "Just let me get some sleep, how's about that?"

"How dare dare you call me that in this home!" she snapped. "You want to you call me that in this home!" she snapped. "You want to sleep sleep? Go sleep on the f.u.c.king couch."

Despite my growing enthusiasm for drinking and carousing, I somehow always managed to be on point for work. Within a short while, I'd become the go-to guy when anything special came up for Perry or Ted in terms of custom design. One day, a customer named Bob Bowder came in to buy some wheels and brakes. He'd been a famous hot-rodder from Southern California in the fifties.

"Hey, I know who you are," he said with a smile.

"What do you mean?"

"I've been hearing about this long-haired kid who practically lives lives in the back of Performance Machine nowadays. You're Jesse James, aren't you?" in the back of Performance Machine nowadays. You're Jesse James, aren't you?"

"That's me," I admitted, wiping my hands on a grease-stained rag.

"Look," Bob said. "I don't want to get you red in the face, but Boyd Coddington's Coddington's been asking about you. Did you know that?" been asking about you. Did you know that?"

"Nope," I said, truthfully. Coddington was in the hot rod business; I was a motorcycle guy, not a car freak, so I'd never really taken the time to pay too much attention to his shop.

"I believe he's interested in getting you to come work for him," Bob said, casually. "The way I hear it, Boyd's saying that if you're half as good as what people have been saying, he wants you on his team." half as good as what people have been saying, he wants you on his team."

"I do bikes," I said, shrugging.

"Well, don't you see, that's just it," Bob said, lowering his voice to an excited whisper. "Boyd's been trying to make some custom motorcycle wheels and parts, but he's not having much luck with it."

"Ah," I said, beginning to understand.

"He needs someone who really knows his way around a Harley." Bob looked at me. "Are you that guy?"

I wasn't quite sure what to do. The only person I knew to ask was an old fifties greaser named Doyle Gammel, who I'd gotten to be friends with through the shop. He also happened to know my dad from back in the day. Doyle was savvy, but he was also Perry's best friend, so I knew I was sort of taking a chance by asking him for advice.

"Are you f.u.c.king KIDDING me?" Doyle roared. "Boyd Coddington is asking is asking you you to come work for him?" to come work for him?"

"Yes," I said. "What should I do?"

"Do you have any any idea how hard it is to get into that shop?" Doyle's eyes flashed, and he leaned up so close to me that, for a moment, I was sure he was going to clamp his teeth onto my face. "Boyd's the idea how hard it is to get into that shop?" Doyle's eyes flashed, and he leaned up so close to me that, for a moment, I was sure he was going to clamp his teeth onto my face. "Boyd's the best best! If you don't take that job, I'll f.u.c.king kill you! I'll f.u.c.king kill you!"

With that even-keeled recommendation in mind, I went to Perry the following day and gave him my notice. A week later, I was working for Boyd.

"You're going to be my wheel guy," Boyd explained to me. "Understood? You are going to eat, s.h.i.+t, and breathe wheels. wheels."

Boyd was the biggest custom-car wheel manufacturer in California. But he hadn't been able to tap into the market for bikes yet.

"Motorcycle geeks are finicky," he explained to me. "Man, if they give me a call, and they get a sense I don't know what I'm talking about? They're gone. gone." He stared at me. "What I need is an expert. Can you build me some b.i.t.c.hin' wheels, and talk about them to customers?" an expert. Can you build me some b.i.t.c.hin' wheels, and talk about them to customers?"

I cleared my throat nervously. "I can try, that's all I can promise." I motioned to the workers who walked confidently around the shop. "Some pretty intimidating company I have here."

"Ah, you'll be fine," Boyd encouraged me. "You got some hot rod in you."

The talent Boyd had ama.s.sed was truly staggering, though. I couldn't help but take a tiny step back when I walked in for the first time. Twelve of the most talented dudes on the planet had been a.s.sembled together to build custom cars from the ground up. They were the all-stars of the hot rod world: Chip Foose, George Gould, Steven Greninger, Roy Plinkos, from El Paso, Texas-they were simply world-cla.s.s. Each painter, each upholsterer, each fabricator sat at the very top of his field. And I had been brought there to work with them.

"Hey, everyone," I said, on my first day on the job. I gave a small wave, then pointed to myself. "I'm Jesse James."

No one even raised his head. The shop continued to hum along with its steady, patient buzz of activity.

"Great to meet you, too," I mumbled, and set about my work.

For my first few weeks, I spent literally every second of my time welding in the back room. No one spoke to me. It figured: I was a tattooed kid in my mid-twenties, and the next youngest guy there was probably about forty. A couple of master metalworkers from Sweden were in their eighties. I just didn't fit in.

One afternoon, I was sweating over a wheel, a split spun hoop, adding material to it to enlarge its circ.u.mference. I was all folded over my work, my welding helmet over my head. With no warning at all, Greninger walked up and pounded on the table as hard as he could with a hammer. WHAM!

I jumped about a foot and dropped the welder on my pants.

"AAAHHHH!" I screamed involuntarily. "What the f.u.c.k are you doing doing?"

"Just making sure you were paying attention," Steve said quietly. Walking away, he added thoughtfully, "s.h.i.+thead."

After a second, I laughed. I knew then that I'd been accepted.

Things were pretty cool after that. I'd come into the shop with a metal tape, and fast-talk all the old guys into letting me blast it through the morning. "Yeah, you like Slayer, dontcha, ya Swedish motherf.u.c.kers?" They had no idea what to make of that music, except they were pretty sure they hated it. I made some good friends.h.i.+ps with the old weirdos, though. Roy Plinkos quickly became a teacher to me. As long as I brought him a pint of peppermint schnapps, he'd show me all kinds of cool stuff. You wouldn't want to get his breath near any kind of open flame, though.