The Diva Runs Out Of Thyme Part 31

Natasha raised her eyebrows. "Are you kidding? Mars and Andrew hated Simon vehemently. They said such ugly things. I'm sure she was ashamed to admit that her brother worked for Simon. And then when the affair started, well, I guess it wasn't a good idea to say anything then."

"I feel sorry for her."

"She killed Simon!"

"I know." I twisted a dish towel in my hands. "But she worked so hard while Andrew ran through their money with his ridiculous ideas. All the while she had to hide her affair and her brother's ident.i.ty. She must have been miserable."

In the doorway to the kitchen, Wolf cleared his throat. "Could I have a word with Sophie?"

Natasha nodded and hurried out of the room.

"In case you haven't figured it out, Vicki was your intruder," he said.

"Then who ransacked her house?"

"She did it herself. To throw us off. And it appears that Clyde was Natasha's stalker, waiting for an opportunity to kill her since Vicki hadn't managed to do it. Natasha was the only one who could tie them together and they thought she knew about the affair."

"Then one of them planted the turkey trophy in Natasha's yard?"

"Clyde snagged it at the stuffing contest and pa.s.sed it along to Vicki to bury at Natasha's party that night. He was pretty sharp." Wolf jammed his hands into his pockets. "I ought to chew you out for doing something so dangerous."

"You should have believed me and trusted me."

Mochie marked Wolf's legs by rubbing against them.

"I didn't know you. Everywhere I went I learned things that were the opposite of what you claimed."

"Like about Humphrey dating me?"

He swallowed hard. "Not true?"

I closed in on him. "Nope."

He looked over my head at the stone wall. "So this is where Faye's ghost resides?"

I grinned. "So I'm told."

He wrapped his arms around me. "I hope she doesn't mind this."

He kissed me tenderly but not nearly long enough.

When I turned around, I would have sworn Faye's eyes glittered in approval.

THIRTY-TWO.

SOPHIE'S TIP OF THE DAY: Dry herbs are more concentrated than their fresh counterparts. If you need to use dried herbs in a recipe that calls for fresh herbs, a good rule of thumb is to use about one-third as much. An easy way to remember is to use a teaspoon of dried herbs for every tablespoon of fresh herbs.

I wanted some answers, though, and no matter how angry it might make Hannah, I planned to get them. I joined the rest of my clan in the sunroom and helped myself to a turkey panini.

"Craig," I said, "now that we know that Vicki and Clyde were behind the killings, what were you doing over at the Was.h.i.+ngton Room the morning after Simon was killed?"

I expected Hannah to scold me, but she frowned and said, "Is that true? You went over there?"

"Of course not." He looked me in the eye. "You must be mistaken."

"Andrew saw you," I insisted.

Craig blinked hard. "I did it for you, Sophie, and for your family. I could see how upset everyone was and, well, sorry, Bernie, but I thought if I dropped a clue it would throw suspicion off Sophie."

"Why are you apologizing to me, then?" asked Bernie.

"I found your key card with the hotel logo on it in the den and sort of dropped it in the Was.h.i.+ngton Room for the cops to find. It was a stupid idea but I meant well."

If I hadn't pushed him, he wouldn't have admitted it. I was glad Hannah could see him for what he really was.

Instead of being angry, she leaned against him and kissed his cheek. "You did that for us?" she cooed. Give me a break. I'd thought Hannah would finally see Craig's slimy side. Craig smiled at her and it seemed adoring, but when he turned his smile toward me, it looked smug. I consoled myself by thinking the wedding wouldn't be until June. Maybe Hannah would still come to her senses and dump Craig.

"Bernie," I said, "when you came back to the house tonight, where did you hide?"

"In the foyer closet. I heard you come in through the sunroom. You couldn't have been noisier when you opened that drawer. It's a b.l.o.o.d.y good thing I wasn't the killer. I could have jumped you right then and there."

The knocker on the front door sounded, but Mars didn't wait for anyone to open it. He and June found us in the sunroom.

Everyone talked at once.

Mars held up his hands. "Andrew will be fine. He lost blood, but the bullet has been removed and he'll be okay."

The colonel rose to his feet. "I, for one, am glad it's over and we can get back to normalcy on this block." He glared at Francie. "And there will be no more Peeping Toms."

June saw the colonel to the front door and I did my best to prevent Francie from following them.

"I have to pick up Daisy from Nina's house. How about I walk you home, Francie?" I asked.

Nina brought us our coats and we deftly steered Francie out the sunroom door so we wouldn't interrupt June and the colonel.

Before the door closed, Humphrey slipped his hand into mine. "This has been the best weekend of my life."

That was a frightening thought.

"I'll see you at the stuffing contest tomorrow," he said.

What had my mother started by calling him? I was too tired to deal with him tonight. I s.n.a.t.c.hed my hand back, said good night, and left with Francie and Nina.

When Daisy and I came home, the police had left and everyone had gone up to bed. Only the light in the den still shone.

I walked through the sunroom and tapped on the door to the den. Bernie's clothes were still strewn about and he hadn't pulled out the sofa bed yet.

"I wanted to thank you, Bernie. If you hadn't come back to the house tonight, things might have turned out quite differently."

"Glad to be of help. Don't give it another thought."

"So," I said, "are you moving in with Mrs. Pulchinski tomorrow?"

"Mrs. Pulchinski?" he sputtered. "Blimy! Why would I do that?"

"I thought you were dating her. I saw you with her in a restaurant."

His mouth curled up into that lopsided smile. "I was being a nosey parker, trying to find out what I could about her husband."

I felt awful. Bernie had been trying to find the killer and I'd suspected him of being the killer.

"If you're not moving in with her, where will you go when you move out?"

"Back to the hotel."

He had saved my life. It was the least I could do to put him up a little longer. "I won't hear of it. Tomorrow we'll move you upstairs to a real bedroom. You're welcome to stay as long as you like."

And if that happened to discourage Humphrey, it would only be a bonus!

I trudged upstairs. After all we'd been through, Natasha and I would be exhausted tomorrow and not on top of our game. Daisy and Mochie jumped onto my bed and nestled together like they were old pals. I changed clothes and gratefully slipped under the comforter.

Even though Natasha had been up as late as I had, she'd found the time to decorate her work s.p.a.ce with handmade snowflakes. Exactly like real snowflakes, no two were the same and many glittered as they swirled. She signed autographs, smiling and murmuring gracious thanks to her fans.

A reporter shouted, "How did you identify the killer?" She turned her head slightly, chin up, for his cameraman.

"It was nothing any domestic diva wouldn't have figured out. Everyone knows meringues should remain in the oven after turning it off, especially on a rainy day."

A second reporter asked, "How do you feel about competing with Sophie today?"

Natasha turned in my direction. She winked at me before saying, "Oh, darlin', Sophie's little herb recipe can't begin to compare with my oyster stuffing. And I know that for sure because I've tried hers. Oysters are so much more sophisticated for today's palate. It's not even going to be a close call. You know oysters are aphrodisiacs-"

I put her fighting words out of my mind and looked over at Wendy's work s.p.a.ce. She must have been on a bathroom break because her husband, Marvin, edged slowly inside.

I slid the incriminating photograph of the hand on my thyme bottle out of a manila envelope. Pulling the curtain aside, I caught Marvin with his hand on Wendy's thyme.

"Drop the thyme, buster," I growled.

He jumped back but recovered his composure quickly. "This . . . this is my wife's."

I flipped the photo of his hand in front of him. His pudgy face registered shock.

"Why'd you do it, Marvin?"

"That's nothing but a picture of a hand. I don't know what you're talking about."

"May I see your left hand?"

"His attempt at glibness faded and he reluctantly held up his hand. The wedding ring on his finger matched the one in the photo. "Have you seen her?" he asked.

"Wendy? Sure."

"Isn't she beautiful? So much warmer and more charming than her." He pointed to Natasha. "Wendy's everything to me. If she wins, our lives will change. I won't be good enough for her anymore."

"So you sabotaged her?"

"I just switched a few things around. Then I didn't want it to be so obvious that she was the only one, so I monkeyed with your ingredients, too." He seemed truly contrite when he muttered, "Sorry."

His worried eyes caught something behind me and he stiffened. I turned to see Wendy trundling toward us, her broad face without a hint of makeup, revealing freckles and hot red cheeks. Any hint of a waist had long disappeared.

I seized Marvin's hand. "You will never do this again. Promise me."

The skin under his chin wobbled when he shook his head. "Never. I promise."

Wendy joined him inside her work s.p.a.ce. "That Natasha makes me so darned mad. She had the nerve to tell the press that my wild rice stuffing should be eliminated because I used a can of commercial soup in it. There's nothing about that in the rules. She's such a sn.o.b. Maybe she'd have been happier if I picked the mushrooms myself? What hogwash. If she keeps it up, she might just get an earful of my opinion of her slimy oysters. Why does she think she's the queen diva? How do you put up with her?"

I sensed a new Natasha rival in the making and suppressed a smile. "She just does that for the press. You'll note they're all over at her station. Look at it this way-she did you a favor because she just got you a little publicity."

"It doesn't upset you?"

I couldn't lie to her. "Sometimes." She didn't need to know how much Natasha aggravated me. Even though I felt generous toward Natasha right now, I suspected that would fade with time as Natasha got on her high horse again.

Wendy asked Marvin, "Did you protect my ingredients? Did any suspicious people stop by to tamper with them? Like Natasha, for instance?"

The color drained from his face and he looked to me.

"No one stopped by," I said. "You're very lucky to have a husband who is so crazy about you, Wendy."

She smiled and planted a kiss on his cheek. "I think I'll keep him."

I wished her luck and let the curtain drop. I could only hope that I had scared Marvin into helping Wendy instead of ruining her chances.

"Sophie?"

I turned and found Mr. Coswell, my editor, standing on the other side of my counter. He shook my hand. "I came by to offer my support to our newest star. Your advice has been a hit. My wife even quotes you."

I thanked him for his kind words. "I've been a little busy, but I plan to work on that website this week."

"Not to worry. I would have been here on Wednesday, but I was quite shaken when Otis was murdered. I'd known him for years. He met me, well, he met me at the grocery store, the same day I ran into you there. He'd just given me his report about you and when he was leaving, he was killed. But you know more about that than I do."

I blinked at him, wondering if I'd heard right. "You hired Otis Pulchinski to check me out?"

"We have to check on everyone. It was nothing personal. You wouldn't believe the false credentials people claim. He gave you a very good report."