The Shipping News Part 22

"Um-hm," said Quoyle twirling a cod cheek in a stainless steel cup of tartar sauce. "But Aunt, where will you stay? A hotel in St. John's for a couple of months will cost a fortune."

"Watch," said Bunny, folding a bit of string.

"That's the good part," the aunt said, chewing scallops. "Atlantic Refitters keeps two apartments just for this kind of thing. Mr. Malt-he's the lad I'm dealing with-says they quite often have to put up experts in certain fields, metal stresses, propeller design, inspectors and such. So we can have one of the company's apartments at no cost-got a couple of bedrooms. It's part of the deal. And there's a work s.p.a.ce. Set up the upholstery work. So, Dawn's brother will help us load everything into the back of my truck. They got the Naugahyde coming in from somewhere, New Jersey I believe. And we'll be off by the end of next week. All in the change of a name."

"It sounds quite adventuresome, Aunt."

"Well, I'll be back in the spring. We can move out to the green house again as soon as the road is open. It'll be the sweeter for waiting. I mean, if you still like it here. Or maybe you're thinking of going back to New York?"

"I'm not going back to New York," said Bunny. "Marry Buggit is my friend-girl forever. But when I'm big I'll go there." not going back to New York," said Bunny. "Marry Buggit is my friend-girl forever. But when I'm big I'll go there."

Quoyle was not going back to New York, either. If life was an arc of light that began in darkness, ended in darkness, the first part of his life had happened in ordinary glare. Here it was as though he had found a polarized lens that deepened and intensified all seen through it. Thought of his stupid self in Mockingburg, taking whatever came at him. No wonder love had shot him through the heart and lungs, caused internal bleeding.

"Dad," said Bunny near tears. "I did it twice and you didn't watch. And Aunt didn't either."

"I watched," said Suns.h.i.+ne. "But I didn't see anything." watched," said Suns.h.i.+ne. "But I didn't see anything."

"I wonder if you need gla.s.ses," said the aunt.

"I'm sorry, Bunny girl. Show me one more time. I'm watching like a hawk."

"So am I," said the aunt.

The child pulled a loop of string taut, coiled and arranged it [242] around her fingers in overlapping circles, thumbs and forefingers in the four corner loops.

"Now watch the sun," she said. "The sun is the hole in the middle and the rest is the clouds. Watch what happens." Slowly she drew the loops taut, slowly the center circle grew smaller and at last disappeared.

"It's a cat's cradle," said Bunny. "I know another one, too. Skipper Alfred knows hundreds and hundreds."

"That's extraordinary," said Quoyle. "Did Skipper Alfred give you that string?" He took the smooth line, counted seven tiny hard knots and, joining the ends, one clumsy overhand. "Did you tie these knots?" His voice light.

"I tied that that one." The overhand. "I found it this morning in the car, Dad, on the back of your seat." one." The overhand. "I found it this morning in the car, Dad, on the back of your seat."

31.

Sometimes You Just Lose It "A sailor has little opportunity at sea to replace an article that is lost overboard, so knotted lanyards are attached to everything movable that is carried aloft: marlingspikes and lids, paint cans and slush buckets, pencils, eyegla.s.ses, hats, snuffboxes, jackknives, tobacco and monkey pouches, amulets, bosuns'

whistles, watches, binoculars, pipes and keys are all made fast around the neck, shoulder, or wrist, or else are attached to a b.u.t.tonhole, belt, or suspender."

THE ASHLEY BOOK OF KNOTS.

"ON NOVEMBER 21 21 the the Galactic Blizzard Galactic Blizzard, a Ro-Ro railcar-ferry with twin rudders and twin controllable pitch propellers left St. John's en route to Montreal," wrote Quoyle, still cold from his dawn excursion to the damaged s.h.i.+p.

Though ice was forming along the sh.o.r.e it was a fine day. The sky was blue, the sea was calm and visibility was unlimited. An hour after leaving St. John's harbor, the s.h.i.+p struck the south cliff of Strain Bag Island head-on. The collision awakened the officer of the watch who had dozed off. "Sometimes you just lose it," he told Coast Guard investigators.

Tert Card slammed through the door. "I'm s.h.i.+nnicked with cold," he shouted, blowing on his chapped hands, backing his great rear up to the gas heater, "this degree of cold so early in the season takes the heart out of you for the place. Trying to drive along the cliffs this morning with the snow off the ice and the wipers froze up and the car slipping sideways I thought 'It's only November. How can this be?' Started thinking about the traffic statistics. Last January there was hundreds of motor vehicle accidents in Newfoundland. Death, personal injury, property damage. In just one month. That's how the need begins, on a cold day like this coming along the cliff. First it's just a little question to yourself. Then you say something out loud. Then you clip out the coupons in the travel magazines. The brochures come. You put them on the dashboard so you can look at a palm tree while you go over the edge. In February only one thing keeps you going-the air flight ticket to Florida on your dresser. If you make it to March, boy, you'll make it to heaven. You get on the plane in Misky Bay, there's so much ice on the wings and the wind from h.e.l.l you doubt the plane can make it, but it does, and when it glides down and lands, when they throws open the door, my son, I want to tell you the smell of hot summer and suntan oil and exhaust fumes make you cry with pleasure. A sweet place they got down there with the oranges." He sucked in a breath, exhaled a snotty gust thinking of sleek yellow water like a liqueur. Addressed Quoyle. "Now, buddy, you got some kind of a car or boat wreck this week or not?"

"I wouldn't go down there. I wouldn't set foot on one of they planes." Billy Pretty scratching notes, looking up from his weltering desk, red-rimmed eyes, face like a p.r.i.c.ked pastry. "I hope you got all kinds of wrecks Quoyle, because I got not much-couple more unknown bodies and two naked men in court. Here's a boyyo nabbed creeping out of a window loaded down with a sewing machine, the microwave, a shortwave radio, a color television, and the old missus and skipper sleeping away up in their bedroom, all sweet dreams, never woke up. The police patrol saw him hung up on a nail in the windowsill. So down to the Killick-Claw lockup he goes. In the middle of the night he commences to bawl and hoot, tears off all his clothes. They said he was mental. Sent him over to Waterford [245] for observation. It's b.l.o.o.d.y spreading! Here's another. A young lad, father's a fisherman down to Port aux Priseurs, hit it rich in shrimps so he buys the boy a horse. Builds a barn and buys the boy a horse. Boy wanted a horse. 'All the advantages I never had, blahblah.' Didn't know anything about horses. Put it out in the barn. After a week or so lad gets tired of it and forgets about it. Finally the horse starves to death. They give the kid some kind of dressingdown and fines the dad a thousand dollars. He's got it, y'know, but what d'you think he does? Stands there in the court in front of the judge. Tears off all his his clothes. So they sent him over to Waterford too. clothes. So they sent him over to Waterford too.

"Now, over here we got missing persons and unidentified bodies, and none of them match up. Man from Chaw Cove went out hunting. All they found was his mittens. Down here in Pudd.i.c.kton missus finds a cold wet corpus floating under the skipper's dock. Total stranger, and not the feller from Chaw Cove. Not a st.i.tch on him. Makes you wonder if he hadn't been in court recently. The worst one is this dog case. Another shrimp fisherman in Port aux Priseurs. This feller bought some fancy mainland dogs, a couple of pit bulls, couple of rottweilers, couple of Doberman pinschers, kept 'em all out in this big run. Now they can't find the man. Seems he went out to the dog pen and didn't come back. Family's all sitting around watching television. After a couple of hours somebody says 'Where's old dad, then?' They s.h.i.+ne a light out at the dog pen, holler yoo-hoo. There's blood all over the snow and some of dad's clothes in a poor condition. So, even though he is missing, they think they know where he is."

Tert Card mooning against the window, staring south. "They ought to give up on the animals in Port aux Priseurs. They don't have the touch. Stick to cars and drugs. Quoyle, you got some kind of a wreck to brighten the front page?"

Nutbeem raised his head, unfolded his arms. "Seeing it's my last week, of course the foreign news is plummy. First, the Canadian Minister of Health has his knickers in a twist over hair removal."

"There are some of us, Nutbeem, who do not think of Canada as a foreign power," said Card.

"Leave him be," said Billy Pretty. "Go on with it, boy."

[246] "All right. Hundreds of doctors are billing Health Insurance Plan for removing unwanted facial hair from women patients. A Ministry of Health official is quoted as saying 'This thing is hot.' Probably means the electrolysis machine. Millions and millions of dollars for millions and millions of electrolysis treatments."

Card sn.i.g.g.e.red. He was all grease spots and hunger. Fingernails like sugar scoops.

"Thought you'd have a giggle over that," said Nutbeem.

Quoyle was astonished to hear Billy Pretty bellow. "You may laugh, Card, but it's a rotten, bitter thing for a woman to see the shadow of a mustache creeping across her face. You'd be sympathetic now, wouldn't you, if it was men having breast fat removed?" He stared at Card's pointed b.r.e.a.s.t.s. A silence hanging for a few seconds, then Tert Card's wet laugh, Billy's sn.i.g.g.e.r. It was only a joke. Quoyle still couldn't recognize a joke when he heard one.

"Ah," said Card, snorting into a tissue, spreading it open in the light of the window. "My sister had the problem, only it was hair on her arms. The old woman had other ways to go at it. We had Skipper Small, was a charmer. He'd write down on a little piece of paper, throw it in the fire, watch it burn until just a pelm laid over the coals, all white and wizzled. He'd take a stick, poke it in and break up the pelm, the bits would fly off to the chimney. 'There,' he'd say, 'there goes your affliction.' "

"Did it fix your sister's arms?"

"Oh yes, boy. Her arms come smooth as silk, they did, it was a pleasure to be squeezed by 'em. So they all said. I hope that's not the extent of your foreign news, Nutbeem, hair removal in Ontario."

"Well, there's the cholera epidemic in Peru. Argentina and Paraguay now refuse to play soccer in Peru. Fourteen thousand cases have been reported in the last six weeks."

"Good. We'll run that story next to the one on unknown insects biting employees in the Social Service office in Misky Bay after a recent influx of Peruvian immigrants." He looked at Quoyle. "Have you got a wreck, buddy?"

"Um," said Quoyle. Giving nothing to Tert Card.

"Well, then, what is it, where is it and did you get pictures?"

[247] "The s.h.i.+p collision on Strain Bag. Then I shot a couple of frames of a vehicle fire-unexplained causes. Truck was parked in front of the funeral home and just burst into flames while the family was inside. Looked like a roasting pan on fire."

"That's a very good tip, Quoyle. If we ever get hard up for pictues we can get a roasting pan, fill it up with oil and set it on fire. Jiggle the camera a little when we take snaps. Who'll ever know?"

"Something in Misky Bay. Apparently a grudge between twin brothers, Boyle and Doyle Cats."

"I know them," said Billy Pretty. "One of them drives a taxi."

"Right. Boyle drives the taxi. There'd been some trouble the night before. Something to do with a drug deal, they think. On Wednesday afternoon Boyle picks up a pa.s.senger at the fish plant, makes a U-turn, and is ambushed by a masked man on a late-model blue Yamaha snowmobile with the word PSYCHOPATH PSYCHOPATH painted on the cowling. His brother Doyle is alleged to own such a snowmobile. The snowmobile rider fires a shotgun at the taxi and speeds away, the taxi's winds.h.i.+eld is blown out, the vehicle swerves and ends up on the loading ramp of the fish plant. Minor cuts and lacerations. The snowmobile got away." painted on the cowling. His brother Doyle is alleged to own such a snowmobile. The snowmobile rider fires a shotgun at the taxi and speeds away, the taxi's winds.h.i.+eld is blown out, the vehicle swerves and ends up on the loading ramp of the fish plant. Minor cuts and lacerations. The snowmobile got away."

"Is there snow down there?"

"No."

"I'm going to remember this place for many things," said Nutbeem. "But most of all for the inventive violence and this tearing-off-of-clothes-in-court business. Seems to be a Newfoundland specialty. Here's a fairly simple arson-some chap set his boat on fire-maybe you've got this one too, Quoyle-possibly for the insurance, and he's been sitting in the pokey for a few days. This morning they go to bring him into court and he did the regular."

"Tore off his clothes," droned through the room.

"I can do something with that," said Billy, tapping on the keys.

"Tert," said Nutbeem. "That sister of yours. Is she the one you told us that swallowed the sea wolf?"

"Sea wolf? You stun mope, she swallowed a water wolf. A sea wolf is a submarine. Come down in the dark and took up a dipper [248] of water and swallowed it. When she was a kid. Said she felt something go down. Soon after that she commenced to eat like a horse. Eat and eat. Oh, the old woman knew right away. 'You've swallowed a water wolf,' she said. Nutbeem, I got your S.A. S.A. stories running down my computer screen. You writing it by the yard, now? Seven, eight, nine-you got eleven s.e.xual abuse stories here. We put all this in there won't be room for the other news." stories running down my computer screen. You writing it by the yard, now? Seven, eight, nine-you got eleven s.e.xual abuse stories here. We put all this in there won't be room for the other news."

"You ought to see my notebook. It's an epidemic." Nutbeem turned to the file cabinets behind him. The khaki metal rang as he wrenched a drawer open. "All this since I've been here. What are you going to do when I'm off, then?"

"Jack's problem. Among others," said Tert Card with a mouthful of satisfaction. "You still leaving Tuesday?"

"Yes, I'll be heading out of the las.h.i.+ng snow sailing on my way to the Caribbean, down through the islands looking for adventure and love."

"It's late to be leaving. Storm and ice could fasten you in here overnight. The ice is formed up in some places. A dangerous time of year for a sailboat. You probably won't make it. It'll be your corpse they find in the ovens next." Tert Card, picking his teeth with the corner of an envelope. The paper jammed and tore, wedged between the yellow incisors.

"That's how it goes here. There's a general emptying out in the late fall. Away they all go to the south," said Billy Pretty. "There's few of us has stuck it out all the years, never been away in winter except when at sea. And Quoyle is the only one I ever see come here to settle. I'm just wondering about him. I suppose he'll be next."

"Obviously staying," said Quoyle. "Alvin Yark's building a boat for me. Bunny's in school, she's doing well. And Suns.h.i.+ne loves it at Beety's. The kids have friends. The aunt will be back from St. John's in the spring. All we need is a place to live."

"I can't see you in Nutbeem's trailer. You looked that place over yet?" Tert Card smiling at some secret.

"He's seeing it Friday. Quoyle's going to help me set up for the party. Getting everything to drink you can think of from screech to ginger beer to champagne."

[249] "Champagne! That's what I enjoy," said Tert Card. "With a ripe peach floating in it."

"Go on. That's something you read. There's never been a ripe peach in Newfoundland."

"I have it when I go down to Florida. I have Mai-tais, Jamaica glows, beachcombers, banana daiquiris, pina coladas-my G.o.d, sitting around in your bathing suit on the balcony drinking those things. Baking hot."

"I doubt a man can bring up two little girls on his own," said Billy Pretty. "I doubt it can be done without some savage talk and nervous breakdowns all around."

Quoyle showed he didn't hear him.

32.

The Hairy Devil "To untangle a snarl, loosen all jams or knots and open a hole through the ma.s.s at the point where the longest end leaves the snarl. Then proceed to roll or wind the end out through the center exactly as a stocking is rolled. Keep the snarl open and loose at all times and do not pull on the end; permit it to unfold itself."

THE ASHLEY BOOK OF KNOTS.

DURING the night a warm fluke, a tongue of balmy air, licked out from the mainland and tempered the crawling ice margins. The November snow decayed. On Friday afternoon Tert Card, wild with false spring, cut up at the office, played practical jokes, answered the phone in a falsetto and went to the washroom again and again. They smelled the rum on his breath. Nutbeem's own excitement showed in high voice notes. His departure combined with a waxing moon. the night a warm fluke, a tongue of balmy air, licked out from the mainland and tempered the crawling ice margins. The November snow decayed. On Friday afternoon Tert Card, wild with false spring, cut up at the office, played practical jokes, answered the phone in a falsetto and went to the washroom again and again. They smelled the rum on his breath. Nutbeem's own excitement showed in high voice notes. His departure combined with a waxing moon.

"Going to get Bunny now and take her to Beety's" said Quoyle. "Then I'll be back."

In Beety's kitchen he drank a cup of tea quickly.

"Beety, it's Nutbeem's party tonight. I'm going out early to [251] help him set things up and look over the trailer. G.o.d, you make the best bread." Wolfing it down.

"Well, maybe I won't be making it no more if Allie Marvel gets her bakery shop going this spring. Bread keeps you tied down to the house and there's things I'd like to do." She whispered, "If Dennis can stand it."

"Dad," said Bunny, "I want to go to the party."

"Not this one, you don't. This is a men's party. It would not be fun for you."

"Hey, Quoyle," said Dennis from in front of the television set in the living room, "suppose you won't be back here tonight."

"Well, I will," said Quoyle, who was sleeping on a cot in the bas.e.m.e.nt workshop until they could move into Nutbeem's trailer. "Because I've got a long day tomorrow. Since the roads are clear. Got to get some things that are still out at the house on the point in the morning, then help Alvin with the boat."

"If the girls have got spare mittens out there," said Beety, "bring them back. Show your dad, Suns.h.i.+ne, what happened to your mitts." The little girl brought a stiff, charred thing.

"She brought in a few junks of wood and her old mitten stuck to a splinter. She didn't notice and Dennis here, he heaves the wood in the firebox and we smell it. There's nothing like the stink of burning wool to get your attention. Got it out, but it's beyond hope. I'm knitting her another one tonight, but you can't have too many kids' mittens."

Suns.h.i.+ne ran to Quoyle, put her mouth to his ear and sent a loud, tickling message in.

"Dad, Beety is showing me how to knit. I am knitting a Christmas present for you. It's very hard."

"Good lord," said Quoyle, astonished. "And you're only four years old."

"It's kind of a trick, Dad, because it's just a long, long, fat string and it turns into a scarf. But I can't show it to you."

"Are you telling a certain secret?" asked Beety.

"Yes," said Suns.h.i.+ne, beaming.