Now Wait For Last Year Part 1

NOW WAIT FOR LAST YEAR.

by Philip K. d.i.c.k.

To Don Wollheim- Who has done more for science fiction than any other single person.

Thank you, Don, for your faith in us over the years.

And G.o.d bless you.

1.

The apteryx-shaped building, so familiar to him, gave off its usual smoky gray light as Eric Sweetscent collapsed his wheel and managed to park in the tiny stall allocated him. Eight o'clock in the morning, he thought drearily. And already his employer, Mr. Virgil L. Ackerman, had opened TF&D Corporation's offices for business. Imagine a man whose mind is most sharp at eight a.m., Dr. Sweetscent mused. It runs against G.o.d's clear command. A fine world they're doling out to us; the war excuses any human aberration, even the old man's.

Nonetheless he started toward the in-track-only to be halted by the calling of his name. "Say, Mr. Sweetscent! Just a moment, sir!" The tw.a.n.gy-and highly repellent-voice of a robant; Eric stopped reluctantly, and now the thing coasted up to him, all arms and legs flapping energetically. "Mr. Sweetscent of Tijuana Fur & Dye Corporation?"

The slight got across to him. "Dr. Sweetscent. Please."

"I have a bill, doctor." It whipped a folded white slip from its metal pouch. "Your wife, Mrs. Katherine Sweetscent, charged this three months ago on her Dreamland Happy Times For All account. Sixty-five dollars plus sixteen per cent charges. And the law, now; you understand. I regret delaying you, but it is, ahem, illegal." It eyed him alertly as he, with ma.s.sive reluctance, fished out his checkbook.

"What's the purchase?" he asked gloomily as he wrote the check.

"It was a Lucky Strike package, doctor. With the authentic ancient green. Circa 1940, before World War Two when the package changed. 'Lucky Strike green has gone to war,' you know." It giggled.

He couldn't believe it; something was wrong. "But surely," he protested, "that was supposed to be put on the company account."

"No, doctor," the robant declared. "Honest injun. Mrs. Sweetscent made it absolutely clear that this purchase was for her private use." It managed to add, then, an explanation which he knew at once to be spurious. But whether it originated in the robant or with Kathy-that he could not tell, at least not immediately. "Mrs. Sweetscent," the robant stated piously, "is building a Pitts-39."

"The h.e.l.l she is." He tossed the made-out check at the robant; as it strove to catch the fluttering bit of paper he continued on, toward the in-track.

A Lucky Strike package. Well, he reflected grimly, Kathy is off again. The creative urge, which can only find an outlet in spending. And always above and beyond her own salary-which, he had to admit to himself, was a bit greater than his own, alas. But in any case, why hadn't she told him? A major purchase of that sort ...

The answer, of course, was obvious. The bill itself pointed out the problem in all its depressing sobriety. He thought, Fifteen years ago I would have said-did say-that the combined incomes of Kathy and me would be enough and certainly ought ought to be enough to maintain any two semireasonable adults at any level of opulence. Even taking into account the wartime inflation. to be enough to maintain any two semireasonable adults at any level of opulence. Even taking into account the wartime inflation.

However, it had not quite worked out that way. And he felt a deep, abiding intuition that it just never quite would.

Within the TF&D Building he dialed the hall leading to his own office, squelching the impulse to drop by Kathy's office upstairs for an immediate confrontation. Later, he decided. After work, perhaps at dinner. Lord, and he had such a full schedule ahead of him; he had no energy-and never had had in the past-for this endless squabbling.

"Morning, doctor."

"Hi," Eric said, nodding to fuzzy Miss Perth, his secretary; this time she had sprayed herself a s.h.i.+ny blue, inlaid with sparkling fragments that reflected the outer office's overhead lighting. "Where's Himmel?" No sign of the final-stage quality-control inspector, and already he perceived reps from subsidiary outfits pulling up at the parking lot.

"Bruce Himmel phoned to say that the San Diego public library is suing him and he may have to go to court and so he'll probably be late." Miss Perth smiled at him engagingly, showing spotless synthetic ebony teeth, a chilling affectation which had migrated with her from Amarillo, Texas, a year ago. "The library cops broke into his conapt yesterday and found over twenty of their books that he'd stolen-you know Bruce, he has that phobia about checking things out ... how is it put in Greek?"

He pa.s.sed on into the inner office which was his alone; Virgil Ackerman had insisted on it as a suitable mark of prestige-in lieu of a raise in salary.

And there, in his office, at his window, smoking a sweet-smelling Mexican cigarette and gazing out at the austere brown hills of Baja California south of the city, stood his wife Kathy. This was the first time he had met up with her this morning; she had risen an hour ahead of him, had dressed and eaten alone and gone on in her own wheel.

"What's up?" Eric said to her tightly.

"Come on in and shut the door." Kathy turned but did not look toward him; the expression on her exquisitely sharp face was meditative.

He closed the door. "Thanks for welcoming me into my own office."

"I knew that d.a.m.n bill collector would intercept you this morning," Kathy said in a faraway voice.

"Almost eighty greens," he said. "With the fines."

"Did you pay it?" Now for the first time she glanced at him; the flutter of her artificially dark lashes quickened, revealing her concern.

"No," he said sardonically. "I let the robant gun me down where I stood, there in the parking lot." He hung his coat in his closet. "Of course I paid it. It's mandatory, ever since the Mole obliterated the entire cla.s.s of credit-system purchasing. I realize you're not interested in this, but if you don't pay within-"

"Please," Kathy said. "Don't lecture me. What did it say? That I'm building a Pitts-39? It lied; I got the Lucky Strike green package as a gift. I wouldn't build a babyland without telling you; after all, it would be yours, too."

"Not Pitts-39," Eric said. "I never lived there, in '39 or any other time." He seated himself at his desk and punched the vis...o...b..x. "I'm here, Mrs. Sharp," he informed Virgil's secretary. "How are you today, Mrs. Sharp? Get home all right from that war-bond rally last night? No warmongering pickets. .h.i.t you on the head?" He shut off the box. To Kathy he explained, "Lucile Sharp is an ardent appeaser. I think it's nice for a corporation to permit its employees to engage in political agitation, don't you? And even nicer than that is the fact that it doesn't cost you a cent; political meetings are free."

Kathy said, "But you have to pray and sing. And they do get you to buy those bonds."

"Who was the cigarette package for?"

"Virgil Ackerman, of course." She exhaled cigarette smoke in twin gray trails. "You suppose I want to work elsewhere?"

"Sure, if you could do better."

Kathy said thoughtfully, "It's not the high salary that keeps me here, Eric, despite what you think. I believe we're helping the war effort."

"Here? How?" How?"

The office door opened; Miss Perth stood outlined, her luminous, fuzzy, horizontally inclined b.r.e.a.s.t.s brus.h.i.+ng the frame as she turned toward him and said, "Oh, doctor, sorry to bother you but Mr. Jonas Ackerman is here to see you-Mr. Virgil's great-grandnephew from the Baths."

"How are the Baths, Jonas?" Eric said, holding out his hand; the great-grandnephew of the firm's owner came toward him and they shook in greeting. "Anything bubble out during the night s.h.i.+ft?"

"If it did," Jonas said, "it imitated a workman and left by the front gate." He noticed Kathy then. "Morning, Mrs. Sweetscent. Say, I saw that new config you acquired for our Wash-35, that bug-shaped car. What is that, a Volkswagen? Is that what they were called?"

"An air-flow Chrysler," Kathy said. "It was a good car but it had too much unsprung metal in it. An engineering error that ruined it on the market."

"G.o.d," Jonas said, with feeling. "To know something really thoroughly; how that must feel. Down with the fliegemer Renaissance-I say specialize in one area until-" He broke off, seeing that both the Sweetscents had a grim, taciturn cast about them. "I interrupted?"

"Company business takes priority," Eric said, "over the creature pleasures." He was glad of the intervention by even this junior member of the organization's convoluted blood hierarchy. "Please scram out of here, Kathy," he said to his wife, and did not trouble himself to make his tone jovial. "We'll talk at dinner. I've got too much to do to spend my time haggling over whether a robant bill collector is mechanically capable of telling lies or not." He escorted his wife to the office door; she moved pa.s.sively, without resistance. Softly, Eric said, "Like everyone else in the world it's busy deriding you, isn't it? They're all talking." He shut the door after her.

Presently Jonas Ackerman shrugged and said, "Well, that's marriage these days. Legalized hate."

"Why do you say that?"

"Oh, the overtones came through in that exchange; you could feel it in the air like the chill of death. There ought to be an ordinance that a man can't work for the same outfit as his wife; h.e.l.l, even in the same city." He smiled, his thin, youthful face all at once free of seriousness. "But she really is good, you know; Virgil gradually let go all his other antique collectors after Kathy started here ... but of course she's mentioned that to you."

"Many times." Almost every day, he reflected caustically.

"Why don't you two get divorced?"

Eric shrugged, a gesture designed to show a deep philosophical nature. He hoped it truly did so.

The gesture evidently fell short, because Jonas said, "Meaning that you like it?"

"I mean," he said resignedly, "that I've married before and it was no better, and if I divorce Kathy I'll marry again-because as my brainbasher puts it I can't find my ident.i.ty outside the role of husband and daddy and big b.u.t.ter-and-egg-man wage earner-and the next d.a.m.n one will be the same because that's the kind I select. It's rooted in my temperament." He raised his head and eyed Jonas with as good a show of m.a.s.o.c.h.i.s.tic defiance as he could manage. "What did you want, Jonas?"

"Trip," Jonas Ackerman said brightly. "To Mars, for all of us, including you. Conference! You and I can nab seats a good long way from old Virgil so we won't have to discuss company business and the war effort and Gino Molinari. And since we're taking the big boat it'll be six hours each way. And for G.o.d's sake, let's not find ourselves standing up all the way to Mars and back-let's make sure we do get seats."

"How long will we be there?" He frankly did not look forward to the trip; it would separate him from his work too long.

"We'll undoubtedly be back tomorrow or the day after. Listen; it'll get you out of your wife's path; Kathy's staying here. It's an irony, but I've noticed that when the old fellow's actually at Wash-35 he never likes to have his antique experts around him ... he likes to slide into the, ahem, magic of the place ... more so all the time as he gets older. When you're one hundred and thirty you'll begin to understand-so will I, maybe. Meanwhile we have to put up with him." He added, somberly, "You probably know this, Eric, because you are his doctor. He never will die; he'll never make the hard decision-as it's called-no matter what fails and has to be replaced inside him. Sometimes I envy him for being-optimistic. For liking life that much; for thinking it's so important. Now, we puny mortals; at our age-" He eyed Eric. "At a miserable thirty or thirty-three-"

"I've got plenty of vitality," Eric said. "I'm good for a long time. And life isn't going to get the best of me." From his coat pocket he brought forth the bill which the robant collector had presented to him. "Think back. Did a package of Lucky Strike with the green with the green show up at Wash-35 about three months ago? A contribution from Kathy?" show up at Wash-35 about three months ago? A contribution from Kathy?"

After a long pause Jonas Ackerman said, "You poor suspicious stupid creak. That's all you can manage to brood about. Listen, doctor; if you can't get your mind on your job, you're finished; there're twenty artiforg surgeons with applications in our personnel files just waiting to go to work for a man like Virgil, a man of his importance in the economy and war effort. You're really just plain not all that good." His expression was both compa.s.sionate and disapproving, a strange mixture which had the effect of waking Eric Sweetscent abruptly. "Personally, if my heart gave out-which it no doubt will do one of these days-I wouldn't particularly care to go to you. You're too tangled in your own personal affairs. You live for yourself, not the planetary cause. My G.o.d, don't you remember? We're fighting a life-and-death war. And we're losing. We're being pulverized every G.o.ddam day!"

True, Eric realized. And we've got a sick, hypochondriacal, dispirited leader. And Tijuana Fur & Dye Corporation is one of those vast industrial props that maintain that sick leader, that manage just barely to keep the Mole in office. Without such warm, high-placed, personal friends.h.i.+ps as that of Virgil Ackerman, Gino Molinari would be out or dead or in an old folks' rest home. I know it. And yet-individual life must go on. After all, he reflected, I didn't choose to get entangled in my domestic life, my boxer's clinch with Kathy. And if you think I did or do, it's because you're morbidly young. You've failed to pa.s.s from adolescent freedom into the land which I inhabit: married to a woman who is economically, intellectually, and even this, too, even erotically my superior.

Before leaving the building Dr. Eric Sweetscent dropped by the Baths, wondering if Bruce Himmel had shown up. He had; there he stood, beside the huge reject-basket full of defective Lazy Brown Dogs.

"Turn them back into groonk," Jonas said to Himmel, who grinned in his empty, disjointed fas.h.i.+on as the youngest of the Ackermans tossed him one of the defective spheres which rolled off TF&D's a.s.sembly lines along with those suitable for wiring into the command guidance structure of interplanetary s.p.a.cecraft. "You know," he said to Eric, "if you took a dozen of these control syndromes-and not the defective ones but the ones going into s.h.i.+pping cartons for the Army-you'd find that compared with a year ago or even six months ago their reaction time has slowed by several microseconds."

"By that you mean," Eric said, "our quality standards have dropped?"

It seemed impossible. TF&D's product was too vital. The entire network of military operations depended on these head-sized spheres.

"Exactly." It did not appear to bother Jonas. "Because we were rejecting too many units. We couldn't show a profit."

Himmel stammered, "S-sometimes I wish we were back in the Martian bat guano business."

Once the corporation had collected the dung of the Martian flap bat, had made its first returns that way and so had been in position to underwrite the greater economic aspects of another nonterrestrial creature, the Martian print amoeba. This august unicellular organism survived by its ability to mimic other life forms-those of its own size, specifically-and although this ability had amused astronauts and UN officials, no one had seen an industrial usage until Virgil Ackerman of bat guano fame had come upon the scene. Within a matter of hours he had presented a print amoeba with one of his current mistresses's expensive furs; the print amoeba had faithfully mimicked it, whereupon, for all intents and purposes, between Virgil and the girl two mink stoles existed. However, the amoeba had at last grown tired of being a fur and had resumed its own form. This conclusion left something to be desired.

The answer, developed over a period of many months, consisted of killing the amoeba during its interval of mimicry and then subjecting the cadaver to a bath of fixing-chemicals which had the capacity to lock the amoeba in that final form; the amoeba did not decay and hence could not later on be distinguished from the original. It was not long before Virgil Ackerman had set up a receiving plant at Tijuana, Mexico, and was accepting s.h.i.+pments of ersatz furs of every variety from his industrial installations on Mars. And almost at once he had broken the natural fur market on Earth.

The war, however, had changed all that.

But, then, what hadn't the war changed? And who had ever thought, when the Pact of Peace was signed with the ally, Lilistar, that things would go so badly? Because according to Lilistar and its Minister Freneksy, this was the dominant military power in the galaxy; its enemy, the reegs, was inferior militarily and in every other way and the war would undoubtedly be a short one.

War itself was bad enough, Eric ruminated, but there was nothing quite like a losing war to make one stop and think, to try-futilely-to second-guess one's past decisions-such as the Pact of Peace, to name one example, and an example which currently might have occurred to quite a number of Terrans, had they been asked. But these days their opinions were not being solicited by the Mole or by the government of Lilistar itself. In fact it was universally believed-openly noised about at bars as well as in the privacy of living rooms-that even the Mole's opinion was not being asked.

As soon as hostilities with the reegs had begun, Tijuana Fur & Dye had converted from the luxury trade of ersatz fur production to war work, as, of course, had all other industrial enterprises. Supernaturally accurate duplication of rocket-s.h.i.+p master syndromes, the ruling monoad Lazy Brown Dog, was fatalistically natural for the type of operation which TF&D represented; conversion had been painless and rapid. So here now, meditatively, Eric Sweetscent faced this basket of rejects, wondering-as had everyone at one time or another in the corporation-how these substandard and yet still quite complex units could be put to some economic advantage. He picked one up and handled it; in terms of weight it resembled a baseball, in terms of size a grapefruit. Evidently nothing could be done with these failures which Himmel had rejected, and he turned to toss the sphere into the maw of the hopper, which would return the fixed plastic into its original organic cellular form.

"Wait," Himmel croaked.

Eric and Jonas glanced at him.

"Don't melt it down," Himmel said. His unsightly body twisted with embarra.s.sment; his arms wound themselves about, the long, k.n.o.bby fingers writhing. Idiotically, his mouth gaped as he mumbled, "I-don't do that any more. Anyhow, in terms of raw material that unit's worth only a quarter of a cent. That whole bin's worth only about a dollar."

"So?" Jonas said. "They still have to go back to-"

Himmel mumbled, "I'll buy it." He dug into his trouser pocket, straining to find his wallet; it was a long and arduous struggle but at last he produced it.

"Buy it for what?" Jonas demanded.

"I have a schedule arranged," Himmel said, after an agonized pause. "I pay a half cent apiece for Lazy Brown Dog rejects, twice what they're worth, so the company's making a profit. So why should anyone object?" His voice rose to a squeak.

Pondering him, Jonas said, "No one's objecting. I'm just curious as to what you want it for." He glanced sideways at Eric as if to ask, What do you say about this?

Himmel said, "Um, I use them." With gloom he turned and shambled toward a nearby door. "But they're all mine because I paid for them in advance out of my salary," he said over his shoulder as he opened the door. Defensively, his face dark with resentment and with the corrosive traces of deeply etched phobic anxiety, he stood aside.

Within the room-a storeroom, evidently-small carts rolled about on silver-dollar-sized wheels; twenty or more of them, astutely avoiding one another in their zealous activity.

On board each cart Eric saw a Lazy Brown Dog, wired in place and controlling the movements of the cart.

Presently Jonas rubbed the side of his nose, grunted, said, "What powers them?" Stooping, he managed to snare a cart as it wheeled by his foot; he lifted it up, its wheels still spinning futilely.

"Just a little cheap ten-year A-battery," Himmel said. "Costs another half cent."

"And you you built these carts?" built these carts?"

"Yes, Mr. Ackerman." Himmel took the cart from him and set it back on the floor; once more it wheeled industriously off. "These are the ones too new to let go," he explained. "They have to practice."

"And then," Jonas said, "you give them their freedom."

"That's right." Himmel bobbed his large-domed, almost bald head, his horn-rimmed gla.s.ses sliding forward on his nose.

"Why?" Eric asked.

Now the crux of the matter had been broached; Himmel turned red, twitched miserably, and yet displayed an obscure, defensive pride. "Because," he blurted, "they deserve it."

Jonas said, "But the protoplasm's not alive; it died when the chemical fixing-spray was applied. You know that. From then on it-all of these-is nothing but an electronic circuit, as dead as-well, as a robant."

With dignity Himmel answered, "But I consider them alive, Mr. Ackerman. And just because they're inferior and incapable of guiding a rockets.h.i.+p in deep s.p.a.ce, that doesn't mean they have no right to live out their meager lives. I release them and they wheel around for, I expect, six years or possibly longer; that's enough. That gives them what they're ent.i.tled to."

Turning to Eric, Jonas said, "If the old man knew about this-"

"Mr. Virgil Ackerman knows about this," Himmel said at once. "He approves of it." He amended, "Or rather, he lets me do it; he knows I'm reimbursing the company. And I build the carts at night, on my own time; I have an a.s.sembly line-naturally very primitive, but effective-in my conapt where I live." He added, "I work till around one o'clock every night."

"What do they do after they're released?" Eric asked. "Just roam the city?"