Scudder - Eight Million Ways To Die Part 4

'You're looking prosperous, Royal.'

He preened a little. His name was Royal Waldron and I once knew a black cop with a bullet head who rang changes through Royal Flush to Flush Toilet and called him The c.r.a.pper. He said, 'Well, I buy and sell. You know.'

'I know.'

'Give the folks an honest deal and you will never miss a meal. That's a rhyme my mama taught me. How come you uptown, Matthew?'

'I'm looking for a guy.'

'Maybe you found him. You off the force these days?'

'For some years now.'

'And you lookin' to buy something? What do you want and what can you spend?'

'What are you selling?'

'Most anything.'

'Business still good with all these Colombians?'

's.h.i.+t,' he said, and one hand brushed the front of his pants. I suppose he had a gun in the waistband of the lime green pants. There were probably as many handguns as people in Kelvin Small's. 'Them Colombians be all right,' he said. 'You just don't ever want to cheat them is all. You didn't come up here to buy stuff.'

'No.'

'What you want, man?'

'I'm looking for a pimp.'

's.h.i.+t, you just walked past twenty of 'em. And six, seven hoes.'

'I'm looking for a pimp named Chance.'

'Chance.'

'You know him?'

'I might know who he is.'

I waited. A man in a long coat was walking along the block, stopping at each storefront. He might have been looking in the windows except that you couldn't; every shop had steel shutters that descended like garage doors at the close of business. The man stopped in front of each closed store and studied the shutters as if they held meaning for him.

'Window shopping,' Royal said.

A blue-and-white police car cruised by, slowed. The two uniformed officers within looked us over. Royal wished them a good evening. I didn't say anything and neither did they. When the car drove off he said, 'Chance don't come here much.'

'Where would I find him?'

'Hard to say. He'll turn up anyplace but it might be the last place you would look. He don't hang out.'

'So they tell me.'

'Where you been lookin'?'

I'd been to a coffee shop on Sixth Avenue and Forty-fifth Street, a piano bar in the Village, a pair of bars in the West Forties. Royal took all this in and nodded thoughtfully.

'He wouldn't be at m.u.f.fin-Burger,' he said, 'on account he don't run no girls on the street. That I know of. All the same, he might be there anyway, you dig? Just to be there. What I say, he'll turn up anywhere, but he don't hang out.'

'Where should I look for him, Royal?'

He named a couple of places. I'd been to one of them already and had forgotten to mention it. I made a note of the others. I said, 'What's he like, Royal?'

'Well, s.h.i.+t,' he said, 'He a pimp, man.'

'You don't like him.'

'He ain't to like or not like. My friends is business friends, Matthew, and Chance and I got no business with each other. We don't neither of us buy what the other be sellin'. He don't want to buy no stuff and I don't want to buy no p.u.s.s.y.' His teeth showed in a nasty little smile. 'When you the man with all the candy, you don't never have to pay for no p.u.s.s.y.'

One of the places Royal mentioned was in Harlem, on St. Nicholas Avenue. I walked over to 125th Street. It was wide and busy and well lit, but I was starting to feel the not entirely irrational paranoia of a white man on a black street.

I turned north at St. Nicholas and walked a couple of blocks to the Club Cameroon. It was a low-rent version of Kelvin Small's with a jukebox instead of live music. The men's room was filthy, and in the stall toilet someone was inhaling briskly. Snorting cocaine, I suppose.

I didn't recognize anyone at the bar. I stood there and drank a gla.s.s of club soda and looked at fifteen or twenty black faces reflected in the mirrored back bar. It struck me, not for the first time that evening, that I could be looking at Chance and not knowing it. The description I had for him would fit a third of the men present and stretch to cover half of those remaining. I hadn't been able to see a picture of him. My cop contacts didn't recognize the name, and if it was his last name he didn't have a yellow sheet in the files.

The men on either side had turned away from me. I caught sight of myself in the mirror, a pale man in a colorless suit and a gray topcoat. My suit could have stood pressing and my hat would have looked no worse if the wind had taken it, and here I stood, isolated between these two fas.h.i.+on plates with their wide shoulders and exaggerated lapels and fabric-covered b.u.t.tons. The pimps used to line up at Phil Kronfeld's Broadway store for suits like that, but Kronfeld's was closed and I had no idea where they went these days. Maybe I should find out, maybe Chance had a charge account and I could trace him that way.

Except people in the life didn't have charges because they did everything with cash. They'd even buy cars with cash, bop into Potamkin's and count out hundred dollar bills and take home a Cadillac.

The man on my right crooked a finger at the bartender. 'Put it right in the same gla.s.s,' he said. 'Let it build up a taste.' The bartender filled his gla.s.s with a jigger of Hennessy and four or five ounces of cold milk. They used to call that combination a White Cadillac. Maybe they still do.

Maybe I should have tried Potamkin's.

Or maybe I should have stayed home. My presence was creating tension and I could feel it thickening the air in the little room. Sooner or later someone would come over and ask me what the f.u.c.k I thought I was doing there and it was going to be hard to come up with an answer.

I left before it could happen. A gypsy cab was waiting for the light to change. The door on my side was dented and one fender was crumpled, and I wasn't sure what that said about the driver's ability. I got in anyway.

Royal had mentioned another place on West Ninety-sixth and I let the cab drop me there. It was after two by this time and I was starting to tire. I went into yet another bar where yet another black man was playing piano. This particular piano sounded out of tune, but it might have been me. The crowd was a fairly even mix of black and white. There were a lot of interracial couples, but the white women who were paired with black men looked more like girlfriends than hookers. A few of the men were dressed flas.h.i.+ly, but n.o.body sported the full pimp regalia I'd seen a mile and a half to the north. If the room carried an air of fast living and cash transactions, it was nevertheless subtler and more muted than the Harlem clubs, or the ones around Times Square.

I put a dime in the phone and called my hotel. No messages. The desk clerk that night was a mulatto with a cough-syrup habit that never seemed to keep him from functioning. He could still do the Times crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. I said, 'Jacob, do me a favor. Call this number and ask to speak to Chance.'

I gave him the number. He read it back and asked if that was Mr. Chance. I said just Chance.

'And if he comes to the phone?'

'Just hang up.'

I went to the bar and almost ordered a beer but made it a c.o.ke instead. A minute later the phone rang and a kid answered it. He looked like a college student. He called out, asking if there was anyone there named Chance. n.o.body responded. I kept an eye on the bartender. If he recognized the name he didn't show it. I'm not even certain he was paying attention.

I could have played that little game at every bar I'd been to, and maybe it would have been worth the effort. But it had taken me three hours to think of it.