An Awfully Big Adventure Part 11

Vernon was bewildered at first. The teams weren't even dressed properly. Many of the players refused to get into shorts, and the Empire goalie wore cricket pads over striped long-johns. The celebrated comedian had a cigar clamped in his mouth. His chauffeur kept pace with him on the sideline, carrying a flask which glinted in the chilly sunlight. It was obvious it wasn't going to be a serious game.

Vernon regretted giving Harcourt the cold shoulder; he would have been someone to laugh with. He recognised no one apart from Stella and Potter. Stella stood in the middle of the field talking to the only chap properly attired in shorts and jersey. He had his hand on her arm and was evidently asking her to do something. Whatever it was, she wasn't amenable. Vernon was ashamed of her. She wore a naval greatcoat with bra.s.s b.u.t.tons and some sort of goggles on her head. The coat was far too large for her and trailed the ground as she stalked off; she didn't bother to hitch it up.

Just before the whistle blew Vernon thought she had seen him; at any rate she was looking in his direction. He half raised his arm to draw her attention, and thought better of it. There was no rush. She'd probably join him later. If he was careful she might even allow him to travel back with her on the coach.

Meredith acted as referee. Stella was disappointed he wouldn't be taking a more active part. She knew little about football, but it was immediately obvious even to her that Geoffrey and O'Hara were superior to the rest of the field. On the coach Geoffrey had stared morosely out of the window; now he stormed along the wing with ferocious determination. Within the first minute he scored a goal, and another a quarter of an hour later. He didn't seem particularly pleased with himself even though he was patted enthusiastically on the back by the rest of his team and applauded by the spectators.

Much of the game took place in mid-field, or in front of the Treasure Island Treasure Island goal, and Meredith had his back to Stella most of the time. She had gone to stand at the cemetery end after spotting Uncle Vernon on the touch-line in front of the club-house. goal, and Meredith had his back to Stella most of the time. She had gone to stand at the cemetery end after spotting Uncle Vernon on the touch-line in front of the club-house.

Soon she grew bored with watching and wandered away down the path towards the road. There was a hea.r.s.e parked at the kerb outside the church and a man in a black bowler hat polis.h.i.+ng the bodywork with a yellow duster. 'They've begun,' he said, and she nodded and quickened her step obediently.

The door made a terrible creaking sound when she pushed it open. She saw a coffin on trestles below the altar steps and a vicar in a white surplice with his back to the aisle. The window behind the altar had been replaced with a piece of board across which someone had scrawled in black paint 'This side up'. A single light burned unshaded above the communion table, turning the scene into a badly lit play. She would have backed out again if the mourners, disturbed by the noise of the door, hadn't swivelled round to look at her. There were three of them, two women and a man, all old and white-haired, each with a shepherd's crook of a walking-stick propped against the pew in front. There was no one else there save for a hidden organist who presently began to thunder an untuneful hymn.

It was a short service. The church was so vast and empty that the vicar's words rolled away into the gloom. One of the old ladies blew her nose and the explosion echoed round the walls to fade like the barking of a dog.

Stella pretended it was Uncle Vernon in the coffin. She concentrated but felt nothing. Dying wouldn't be such an awfully big adventure for Uncle Vernon he was too old. She subst.i.tuted Meredith. Still she couldn't feel sad; if anything she was angry at his deceitful slipping away. She imagined herself lying there, the life gone from her. Uncle Vernon and Meredith were weeping. She was beginning to feel quite mournful when she remembered that Meredith was a Catholic and wouldn't be allowed in the church.

The door behind her cranked open. She turned and saw the man in the bowler. He looked beyond her and lifted one finger in a beckoning gesture. Four undertaker's men slid out of the shadows of the vestry and, picking up the coffin, bore it up the aisle. The vicar paced behind, holding his prayer book, his hair floating up and down in the draught from the door. Stella would have fled if she hadn't thought it sacrilegious to race ahead of the dead. She stood with closed eyes, listening to the measured footsteps.

When she opened them again one of the elderly ladies had drawn level with her. Her stick slithering on the flagstones, the old woman halted, swaying. Stella put a hand under her elbow to support her. Together they tottered to the door. As they came out onto the path a m.u.f.fled roar sounded from the football pitch.

'Thank you for coming,' the old woman said. 'He would have been pleased.'

When the coffin had been lowered into the hole and the suitable words uttered, the vicar searched for Stella's hand in the overlong sleeve of O'Hara's coat.

'Did you know the deceased well?' he asked.

'Yes and no,' she said.

'Put your trust in the resurrection,' he told her, and hurried away, face purple with the cold.

Stella walked to the poplar-trees and peered over the wall into the field. She saw a figure lying on the ground and O'Hara holding Geoffrey's arms behind his back. Everybody was shouting.

O'Hara and Freddie Reynalde dragged Geoffrey from the pitch and marched him out of sight behind the clubhouse. Exhorting him to breathe deeply they paraded him up and down beside the wire fence. He was trembling and so drenched in sweat that his hair lay like streaks of black paint upon his forehead. In bursts he wept, angrily.

The spectators began to leave the field. Chivvying his players into their coats and scarves, the Empire stage-manager herded them back to the coach. Within Dotty's hearing a home pirate remarked that he thought it had all been a storm in a teacup. She prodded him fiercely in the b.u.t.tocks with the tip of her brolly, accusing him of disloyalty.

'Nothing excuses violence,' she shouted. 'It was a disgraceful outburst.'

The pirate looked unrepentant. Desmond Fairchild gave him a sympathetic wink.

Meredith sat on the gra.s.s with his chin tilted to the sky as if sunbathing. Bunny waved aside the comedian's offer of a little nip from the hip flask.

'It might do more harm than good,' he said, alarmed at the amount of blood running down Meredith's face.

'For G.o.d's sake,' choked Meredith, 'I've a nose-bleed not a stomach wound.'

'You were knocked out,' Bunny protested.

'I fainted,' corrected Meredith. 'The pain was excruciating.'

'You're going to have to get rid of dear Geoffrey,' cried John Harbour, flushed with excitement. 'He shouldn't be allowed to get away with such vile behaviour. You must tell Rose to send him packing.'

'What a brilliant idea,' said Meredith. 'Just the ticket when you think about it.' He got to his feet and pushed Harbour contemptuously aside. 'My coat,' he told Bunny. 'I want my coat.'

Harbour, having scanned the field for Geoffrey he had some notion of rus.h.i.+ng him from the rear and felling him with a rabbit-chop ran off to compare notes with Dotty and the others.

Meredith was unthreading his monocle from its bloodstained ribbon when Vernon approached. Together they strode towards the path. 'I like these sort of mornings,' said Vernon. 'A hint of frost, a touch of sunlight.'

'It's invigorating, isn't it?' agreed Meredith. 'A man can stand upright.'

Vernon was nodding his a.s.sent when he tripped. For an instant, startled by that snapping sound, he thought he had trodden on a twig. He fell down, felled by a white bolt of agony.

'Stella,' he cried out, 'where's our Stella?'

Stella watched from behind the poplars as the comedian's limousine b.u.mped up the path to where Vernon lay. She wanted to climb the wall and run forward to comfort him. He was quite close. His trouser-leg had fallen back, exposing the elasticated suspender circling his diamond-mottled calf. 'Stella,' he called again, as if asking for the only person he needed. His hat tipped off and began to bowl away in the wind. She closed her eyes and stuffed her fingers in her ears. She hummed a song in her head.

That evening, responding to a note from Desmond Fairchild, O'Hara went to Grace Bird's dressing-room at the quarter hour. Dotty and Babs were there.

'Look here, Squire,' said Desmond, 'we were wondering if you would have a word with Potter.'

'Geoffrey's behaviour was inexcusable,' Grace said. 'But it does seem like a cry for help. And he's been saying some very wild things to George. The prop-room's a positive nest of intrigue.'

'Thing is,' Desmond reasoned, 'it would be best coming from you. You're off at the end of the run. We've got the rest of the season to get through. Besides, I gather you've tangled with Potter before.'

'Yes,' admitted O'Hara.

'Not a word in front of John,' warned Dotty.

'O'Hara knocked on Meredith's door during the first interval. Apart from a swollen lip Meredith's face was unmarked. Rose was with him.

'Another time,' O'Hara said. 'It was nothing important.'

Meredith came to him when he was changing into his Mr Darling costume for the final scenes.

'Good of you to bother,' O'Hara said. 'It could have waited.' He felt uncomfortable. Now that the moment had come he had no stomach for it. Plastering his face with grease and wiping away Hook's villainous eyebrows, he said what he had to say. Several times he apologised for using what was perhaps the wrong word.

'I'm not a narrow man,' he concluded, 'whatever you might think. G.o.d knows, I'm no saint.'

Meredith had remained silent throughout. Now he said, 'It's a wise man who recognises his own sins,' and smiled. He opened the door to leave. 'Before you go down to the nursery, he said, 'may I remind you that it's a criminal offence to consort with a minor.'

After the curtain call O'Hara waited in the band-room until Freddie Reynalde had played out the audience. Freddie poured a measure of whisky into a coronation mug. 'He's got you there,' he said, when O'Hara had recounted the conversation. 'She is under age.'

'No one can prove anything,' bl.u.s.tered O'Hara. 'She'd be the first to deny it.'

'You've been seen,' Freddie said. 'According to George, Bunny saw her coming out of your bas.e.m.e.nt. And I shouldn't wonder if Potter hasn't been on his knees peering through the railings.'

'Bunny's a decent man. I doubt if he'd say anything to harm me.' O'Hara's hook caught the rim of the mug. It tipped over, slos.h.i.+ng liquid across the photograph of himself astride a motorcycle. He dried it on his sleeve and said, 'I've a snapshot at home of myself aged ten wearing an Eton collar. It could be her.'

'You're obsessed,' Freddie told him. He wanted to take O'Hara to the Beaux Arts Club to drink him into sleep.

O'Hara refused. They both knew why. 'I can't help it,' O'Hara argued. 'I just feel she's a part of me.'

He was writing a letter when Stella tapped at the window. He wasn't, after all, immediately pleased to see her. He was a little tired of coaxing her into being friendly. Talking to her was like hacking a way through a jungle.

'Is your father all right?' he asked. 'Is it a sprain or a break?'

'I haven't been home,' she said. 'And he isn't my father.'

She was vitriolic about Geoffrey. She couldn't understand how he dared to show his face after what he had done to Mr Potter. Why, he was boasting about it in the prop-room. And after the curtain call, when he was going upstairs to the extras' dressing-room and had b.u.mped into Mr Potter she wasn't talking at second-hand but had actually witnessed the scene far from showing remorse he had confronted him as though he was going to head-b.u.t.t him for the second time. Mr Potter had flinched. His monocle had plopped from his eye.

'Geoffrey has his reasons,' said O'Hara. You don't know the full story.'

'He's unbalanced,' a.s.serted Stella. 'He was drummed out of Sandhurst for shooting somebody.'

'Don't talk rot.'

She flared up, shouting that Geoffrey came from the privileged cla.s.ses. He was a protected species. Mr Potter was a wronged man, a victim.

'You're speaking through your hat,' he said. 'Potter's spent the last fifteen years harming people like Geoffrey. Hilary was eighteen when Meredith picked him up at the BBC Club.'

'Him... ?' she said, her face blank.

'He never stood a chance. And there's been a string of others. Why do you suppose he got thrown out of Windsor?'

'You're just jealous of him.'

He laughed.

She told him she was going and she wouldn't be coming back. Not ever. 'Thank you for having me,' she said, grotesquely enough. She had tears in her eyes.

'For G.o.d's sake,' he cried, exasperated, and was relieved when she left, slamming the door behind her. He had his letter to finish. Yet ten minutes later he felt he had treated her unkindly and regretted not having gone after her. Perhaps tomorrow, before the matinee performance, she would go with him to the news-theatre for a sandwich. She liked going there. He'd open up his heart to her, explain how much he cared. Trouble was, she'd probably refuse to go unless he trapped her into it. If he called at her house in the morning on the pretext of enquiring after Mr Bradshaw and asked her straight out, in front of her mother, to walk with him to the theatre, she'd have to accept. It would look odd otherwise.

He was pacing back and forth, mulling over what he would say to her, when the biology student knocked at his door for the loan of a s.h.i.+lling for the gas-meter. He was so d.a.m.ned humble that O'Hara was obliged to offer him a cup of coffee. Afterwards he slept badly, his mind swilling with nightmares. He was drowning in the lagoon, sinking beneath the ticking belly of the crocodile.

At midday he walked to the Aber House Hotel and rang the bell. A woman appeared in the area below holding a dustpan and brush. She asked what he was selling. 'My name's O'Hara,' he said. 'I'm from the theatre. I'm anxious to know how Mr Bradshaw is.' He was down the bas.e.m.e.nt steps before Lily could stop him. Fl.u.s.tered, she let him in.

Vernon was sitting in his armchair by the fire, his injured ankle propped on a telephone book. He hadn't shaved and was at a disadvantage.

'Nice of you to call,' he said. 'Bring a chair to the fire.' Hastily he popped in his teeth.

'It's not broken, is it?' asked O'Hara, studying the swollen foot.

'Merely a sprain,' said Vernon. 'I shall be as right as rain in no time.' He turned to tell Lily to put the kettle on, but she had fled into the scullery to tidy herself up.

O'Hara was looking round the room, trying to see the imprint of Stella. He longed to know which chair she sat in, what s.p.a.ce she occupied. He noticed the picture frames on the mantelpiece had been turned to the wall. Then he saw her shoes, scuffed with mud, placed together on a sheet of newspaper at the hearth, and his heart leapt.

'It was my own fault, you know,' Vernon told him. 'I wasn't watching where I was putting my feet. It's Mr Potter I feel sorry for. Our Stella says the lad who b.u.t.ted him comes from a well-to-do family.'

'So I believe,' said O'Hara.

'She thinks he ought to be given the sack, but Mr Potter won't hear of it. He told me this morning that he thought the boy had been working too hard.'

'Potter's been here this morning?'

'You've just missed him,' said Vernon. 'Like you, he was bothered about my injury. But that's the sort of man he is, isn't he? One of nature's gentlemen. He's been very kind to me and Lily, as regards putting our minds at rest about Stella. She's secretive, you see. She always has been, and me and Lily get worried about what she might get up to. Don't misunderstand me... she's a good girl and generous-hearted once you get to know her. Of course, you won't know her very well, you being a newcomer.'

'No,' O'Hara said. 'I haven't been here very long. I suppose Stella told you I took over from Richard St Ives.'

'She didn't tell us. Mr Potter did. Stella never tells us anything, or anybody else for that matter. She seems outgoing enough but she keeps things locked inside her. That was why I wanted her to go on the stage... to help get them out.'

'I would have thought she's very close to her mother,' O'Hara said. 'She's always telephoning her, even if she's only just left the house.'

'She's having you on,' said Vernon. He looked at O'Hara with something like reproach. 'She can't ring her mother.'

O'Hara remained silent. He had the curious feeling that the whole house had fallen silent too, as though listening.

'Lily,' called Vernon, 'Lily, get in here.' He tried to stand up and fell back with a little snort of pain.

'What's up?' demanded Lily. She'd powered her face and put on a dab of lipstick. It had made her look older.

'Stella's been ringing somebody,' Vernon said. 'Two or three times a day.'

'Not as much as that,' O'Hara said.

'She's told him him she's ringing her mother.' she's ringing her mother.'

'She can't be,' Lily said, not looking at O'Hara. She began to tidy the room. She picked up the shoes from the hearth and put them under the table.

'Who the blazes is she ringing then?' shouted Vernon. Suddenly he thumped the arm of his chair with his fist, remembering all the times he'd caught Stella on the stairs in the middle of the night, staring at the telephone. He asked O'Hara, 'Has she told you anything else about her mother?'

'Only about the rose on her pillow at Christmas... with the pearls.'

Vernon and Lily exchanged glances. If anything Vernon seemed more easy in his mind. 'I'd be very grateful, Mr O'Hara,' he said, 'if you tried to find out, discreetly, of course, who she's calling. I have my reasons for asking. It's not just nosiness by any means. I've as much respect for her privacy as the next man.'

'She can't be ringing her mother,' said Lily. 'She doesn't know where she is. None of us do, except she's in America somewhere.'

Vernon fumbled with several beginnings. He wanted to confide in O'Hara, to get him on their side, but he didn't want every Tom, d.i.c.k and Harry knowing their business. It wasn't a story that put anyone in a good light. Under different circ.u.mstances he would have preferred to cover things over, the illegitimacy for one. It didn't reflect well on Lily and him that they'd thrown Renee out.

'We jumped through hoops to make allowances,' he said. 'I mean, we took her in when she came back from London with her tail between her legs, and we fed her and gave her a roof over her head, but she was forever dolling herself up and going out. She stayed out all night on more than one occasion.'

'She was young,' Lily said. 'She wanted a bit of life.' She was making the excuses to Vernon, not O'Hara.

'She came back again when the baby was born and for a few months she tried, I'll give her that. But she had some daft ideas about this place. She was always trying to turn it into something it wasn't. The upshot was she got herself a room in a house full of artists round the corner. The place was filthy and the neighbours were always complaining.'

'She found herself a job as a telephonist at the GPO,' Lily said. 'She did quite well...'

'She won that compet.i.tion,' said Vernon. 'There were thousands of entries.'