Beauty Queens Part 12

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"That we should have a cutest hut contest!" Nicole interrupted.

"Miss Colorado, it was not your turn on the runway," Taylor admonished. "Tomorrow, you will bring coconuts back from the jungle."

"Sure," Nicole continued. "It's just that I'm sure what Shanti is trying to say is that it's really hard when you've grown up feeling discriminated against, you know, because of your race or religion or because you just happened to be born a certain way... ."

"Like really pretty," Miss Ohio said.

Miss New Mexico nodded. "Or naturally thin."



"Or you have a third nipple," Brittani said, shaking her head.

"Excuse me, I have the runway," Shanti reminded everyone. "You need to know that Petra has been lying to us all this time. Nicole and Tiara can back me up."

In her head, Nicole heard her mother's voice, the million-and-one times she'd turned to Nicole with an "Isn't that right, baby?" or "Nicole agrees with her mama, don't you?" She heard her mother's voice and she gave the response she'd always wanted to give. "I don't know what you're talking about."

Shanti turned to Tiara. "Tell everybody the truth."

Tiara looked from Petra to Shanti to Nicole and back to Petra again.

"Miss Mississippi?" Taylor asked.

"Well ... um ... I ... I ..."

Petra stood. "Stop badgering her! Fine. You want to know the secret. I'll tell you. Permission to speak."

"Granted," Taylor said.

Shanti raised the baton. "But I'm the only one who can grant permission."

"Miss California. Don't be such a douche nozzle. Miss Rhode Island?"

"I wasn't ... I haven't always ..." Petra took a deep breath. The baton trembled in her hands. She'd wanted her chance to compete like any other girl, to make a statement to the world that there was nothing wrong with her, that she was beautiful, through and through. But the hiding was too hard - harder than learning group dance steps or finding size-eleven heels that didn't look like total a.s.s. "I'm not technically a girl. Yet."

Thirteen pairs of eyes stared back at Petra. The only sounds were the crackle of the fire and the whoosh of surf. Finally, Taylor raised her hand and Petra recognized her.

"Did you get hit on the head out there, Miss Rhode Island? Because I am a National Merit Scholar, and I know a girl when I see one."

"Well, thanks for that." Petra gave a wan smile. "I'm transitioning. Male to female. I was born a boy, but I always knew that on the inside, I am a girl. I've been taking the hormones - that's what was in my overnight case and why I was so desperate to get it back."

"She used to be J. T. Woodland from Boyz Will B Boyz," Tiara said. "Sorry. Permission to speak before what I just said. No takebacks!"

Again, there was silence. Miss Ohio raised her hand and was granted permission. "Really? You used to be J. T. Woodland?"

Petra nodded.

"What is Billy Merrell really like? Does he like blondes? Do you think he'd like me?"

Taylor wrenched the baton away from her. "Miss Ohio! This is not about you sleeping your way up the pathetic ladder of D-list celebrity. We have a situation here." She paced the narrow strip of sand. "The rules of Miss Teen Dream state, quite clearly, that it is a pageant open to girls between the ages of fourteen and eighteen. The rules also state that any Miss Teen Dream contestant caught with a boy who is not a blood relative in her room will be disqualified."

"So we're all disqualified?"

"You do not have the baton, Miss Ohio. Latrine duty tomorrow."

"b.a.l.l.s," Miss Ohio whispered.

"No. We didn't know. We were duped. But now that we do know, we can't continue to fraternize with Miss Rhode Island. It's against the rules."

Adina was on her feet. "What? That's ridiculous! We're on a deserted island, for chrissakes! We're way beyond the rules of some stupid pageant here!"

"Rules are rules, Miss New Hamps.h.i.+re. They exist for a reason. For taking the Lord's name in vain, you owe me another quarter. You also spoke without the baton. Latrine duty for you, too."

"Yes!" Miss Ohio mouthed while making a small fist pump.

Adina's hand shot up. "Permission to speak!" She wiggled her fingers.

Taylor let them hang there.

"Permission to speak," Mary Lou said.

"Recognizing Miss Nebraska." Taylor handed Mary Lou the baton, casting a triumphant glance at Adina.

"Well, um, I just want to say that I've read the rule book cover to cover and there's no specific rule against a transgender contestant," Mary Lou said in a halting voice. "Not a single one. So, technically, we're not breaking the rules."

"But ... she's a he! A guy!" Shanti growled.

"Says who? What makes a girl a girl? What makes a guy a guy?" Petra asked. Her eyes blazed in the firelight. Quickly, Mary Lou shoved the baton at her. "Do you have to be what they want you to be? Or do you stop and listen to that voice inside you? I know who I am. I'm Petra West. And I'm a girl. You want me to sleep somewhere else, fine. Whatever. But I'm not going to pretend to be somebody I'm not. I've done enough of that."

Adina stood and linked arms with Petra. "If Petra goes, so do I."

Nicole jumped up. "Me, too."

"Word," said Jennifer. "And I'll be taking the radio."

Taylor reached a hand out for the baton and Petra relinquished it. "I think this is a matter for the pageant officials to decide. But since there's no specific rule against Miss Rhode Island being with us as dictated by the official Miss Teen Dream handbook, I move that we all stay together for the time being. All those in favor say aye."

The ayes were strong.

"All those opposed."

A few nays straggled in.

"Motion carries. Miss Rhode Island bunks with us. Let's get some sleep, Miss Teen Dreamers. Tomorrow's going to be a real busy day. And I, for one, do not intend to have puffy eyes. Miss New Hamps.h.i.+re, you're on first watch."

The girls filed out. Nicole and Adina gave Shanti dirty looks on the way past, and Shanti felt shamed and unfairly picked on.

"Look, I wasn't trying to ostracize anybody. It's just that she - he lied about who he was."

Petra turned to her. "Everybody lies about who they are. Name one person here who isn't doing that and I will drop out right now!"

Shanti felt that snake of truth coil around her legs, threatening to squeeze.

"I didn't mean ..."

"No one ever does," Petra said, shoving the baton back at Shanti.

CLa.s.sIFIED.

THE REPUBLIC OF CHACHA.

18:00 HOURS.

MoMo B. ChaCha was not happy. His favorite pajamas were not yet back from the cleaners. When MoMo was unhappy everyone was unhappy. With a sigh, he settled on a pair of cotton pj's. In the morning, he would have the cleaners a.s.sa.s.sinated.

MoMo removed his custom Elvis-with-sideburns hairpiece and placed it carefully on the plaster of Paris wig form made to look just like MoMo, complete with long, fat mustache and oversize sungla.s.ses. Without the wig, the dictator's head was like a smooth pond covered by thin strands of brown floss, strands that had grown thinner during the fifteen years, four months, three days, and twenty-two hours he had been absolute ruler of the Republic of ChaCha. It was a small country, but rich in natural resources of the type that made other countries bend over backward to accommodate it. For this reason only, MoMo had a seat in the UN where, on more than one occasion, he had stood on the table in his platform shoes and ermine-trimmed bell-bottoms and danced out his protest against U.S. sanctions. He hated everything about the country of the Miss Teen Dream Pageant, except for three things: Elvis Presley, the greatest entertainer who ever lived; reality TV, especially the raucous Captains Bodacious; and Ladybird Hope.

For this reason, every night after dinner and executions, he would retire to his secret bedroom on his private yacht, which had been wallpapered ceiling to floor in photos of Ladybird Hope. He would don his Elvis Comeback Special black jumpsuit pajamas, crawl into his heart-shaped bed, and pretend that Ladybird was beside him, as if they were a couple on an American sitcom.

"Ladybird, why do we not have the s.e.x? A little less conversation and a little more action, please."

"You are so fresh, Peac.o.c.k!" MoMo answered himself in a high, Ladybird Hope voice. "Let us to watch episodes of Captains Bodacious now, and in the morning, we kill defenseless animals with our big guns."

"As you wish, Ladybird. Dreams come true in Blue Hawaii."

With a sigh, MoMo settled into the enormous bed and watched the state-sanctioned news, which told of the army's resounding defeat of the mountainside rebels. This was not entirely true. The rebels were a constant annoyance, an unlanced bunion on the foot of the country. But soon he would take care of that problem. Soon, he would travel by yacht to The Corporation's private island, away from prying government eyes. The arms deal would be made with no trouble. He reached over and opened the desk drawer that housed the secret DVD he had made, his insurance policy that everything would go according to MoMo's plans.

MoMo cackled. "Oh, sometimes, General Good Times, I am to make myself so happy with my scheming. It is like I am Elvis Presley in Roustabout and those college boys are in for a surprise karate chop. Oh. But you have not touched your food, my friend."

General Good Times, the stuffed lemur, sat in the leather desk chair. He had been dressed in his special ninja pajamas with the words Silent Killah st.i.tched over the breast pocket.

MoMo flicked on the TV to watch Captains Bodacious. It was a rerun, but he didn't mind. He liked those rock-star pirates. His favorite was the one called "Casanova of the Sea," who kept a blog about his romantic conquests. Maybe one day, he would meet them all, tour their s.h.i.+p, see the gangplank and the cannons for himself, wear the white, poufy s.h.i.+rt of the captain, shake hands with Casanova. Maybe he would kill one of them for fun. Maybe not. Mood was everything.

"I like these pirates, Ladybird. They bring the giggles," MoMo said to his imaginary fiancee. "When we are married, let the cameras to follow us always, even when we make the pee-pee. Let us never to live in private. Private is for small people, yes?"

"Yes," he answered in his high Ladybird voice. "We are not small people. We are stars."

"Soon, we will have our weapons. I will release the videotape, and we will be famous on American TV. Sing along, General Good Times."

General Good Times did not respond.

The scientist sneaked from the compound to the abandoned temple where he had secreted tubs of Lady 'Stache Off and an old radio he'd outfitted with some new wiring. It only needed to be a.s.sembled to make contact. Benny's stocks had taken a real header during the last crash. By his calculations, he wouldn't be able to retire before he turned ninety-eight. Corporate espionage was the answer. Another company would pay highly for his weaponized jars of Lady 'Stache Off. That's why he had hidden a case of them and the radio in the old temple. Now all he had to do was rewire the radio, send a message, and wait for his contact to arrive.

Once inside the temple, he was surprised to discover that his weaponized jars of Lady 'Stache Off were no longer there. Nor was the radio or his ration kit. Instead, he was looking at the business end of a gun.

"Going somewhere, Benny?"

Benny held up his hands and backed away. "I-I just needed some fresh air."

"That's a good idea. I think we need some fresh air in the department, Benny." The laugh echoed in the ruins. A flock of birds scurried through the broken roof as if sensing trouble. "That was a good line. You gotta admit."

Benny tripped over a gnarled vine and fell hard to the ground, his hands still up in a defensive gesture. "Please ..."

"Who's your contact, Benny?"

"I'll tell you! It's ..."

The gun, a Corporation Git R Done 447, went off, killing Benny instantly. He lay sprawled against the rocks. The top of his head was missing.

"Oh, dammit!" Harris said. "Thought they fixed that." Harris kicked Benny's inert body and sighed. He hadn't gotten the information he needed, which was a real b.u.mmer. It was going to take a lot of Pong to make him feel better.

COMMERCIAL BREAK.

(Images of Americana scroll across the screen: Fourth of July picnic. Loving families. A suburban neighborhood. Playground.) WARM, REa.s.sURING VOICEOVER.

Dear Valued Customer: We know you want to protect what matters to you most. That's why we manufactured the Git R Done 447 Personal Safety handgun with honor and pride, so that you can go to sleep each night with the knowledge that the outside world stays outside, and if it tries to come inside, you can shoot it dead.

However, it has come to our attention that there is a small safety "glitch" with the Git R Done 447, which might cause it too fire too soon or even randomly, accidentally killing someone you love. Awkward, we know. That's why we are issuing a voluntary recall of the Git R Done 447 Personal Safety handgun. Issuing this voluntary recall shows how much we care, and it is hard to dislike or take legal action against those who really care.

CUT TO: Image of the Git R Done 447 with a red circle and line through it.

VO, CONT'D If you purchased a Git R Done 447, please do not fire the weapon. Do not exhale or laugh within a five-foot radius of the 447. Instead, go to our online fulfillment center at www.thecorporation.com/gitrdone. Type in code OHc.r.a.p447 and you will receive a discount on the purchase of The Corporation's Home Weapon Containment Robot. Once the Robot has successfully disa.s.sembled the Git R Done 447, simply mail it to The Corporation and you will receive Corporation credit coupons, which you may use for ordering any of our many fine products.

CUT TO: Shot of Corporation employees waving VO, CONT'D As always, we at The Corporation are committed to making your lives better, safer, and happier. You're welcome, and have a nice day.

CHAPTER ELEVEN.

"All right, Teen Dreamers. Let's take stock of everything we have." Taylor marched before the line of sleepy beauty queens, inspecting them drill sergeantstyle. "Miss Nebraska, what are the island's natural resources, please? Report."

Mary Lou scratched at a bite on her leg with the toes of her other foot, holding on to Adina for balance. "Um, trees. Plants. Grubs. Fish. Coconuts. Water. Mud. That's all I can think of right now."

"Very good. Miss New Mexico, what salvaged materials do we have from the plane?"

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