Two Caravans Part 12

"We eating plenty carrot. Every day carrot."

"Carrot is a first-cla.s.s source of roughage and essential vitamin A. Make sure you wash it good."

"Thank you, lady, for your advice." He tries not to stare too obviously at the appealing brown bulge at the top of her sari. Really, plump women can be rather s.e.xy.

"You know in this town is too many poor people eating bad diet. Drunken sailors. Out-of-work miners. She"-she points to the picture of the lady in the blue hat above the counter-"is perfect example of how with good diet you will ripen into old age."

He learns from the Indian shopkeeper that here too, not far away, there were once coal mines, which closed after the great strike of 1984. Now he understands why this town has a feel of the Donbas about it. Although he was only five years old, he remembers vividly the solemnity with which his parents donated their gold wedding rings to buy food for the British miners. What happened to all that money? The Ukrainian miners could certainly do with it now.

"I am looking for man named Vulk. Gangster type. Dressed up in black."

The shopkeeper shakes her head. "In this town now is too much gangster. But I am pleased to say none of it has ever come into this shop, for if it did I would chase it away."

"And one Ukrainian girl. Long dark hair. Very..." Very what? Is she pretty? Is she beautiful? "Very...Ukrainian."

"Ah, Ukrainian girls also we have plenty. Every night you see them on street and on beach making s.e.x for money."

"Not this girl."

The shopkeeper smiles diplomatically, and he leaves the shop in a foul mood.

Back at the pier he is surprised to find Emanuel surrounded by a small crowd, and at the heart of the crowd is Vitaly. Vitaly grabs Andriy by both hands, and embraces him like a brother, elbowing Emanuel out of the way.

"My friend. Good you are here. We have excellent business opportunity. Good work. Good money. You will be rich. You will return to Ukraina millionaire."

Andriy disentangles himself from Vitaly's embrace.

"What is this opportunity?"

"In factory. Twenty kilometres only. Good work good money. All these people"-he waves his arm to include the dozen or so unsuccessful fishermen he has recruited-"can have good employment. You and Emanuel also. Twenty pound an hour for you. Supervisor rate. You have transport. You bring caravan, put all inside, take to factory."

He must have read the doubt on Andriy's face.

"I give you money for petrol."

Still Andriy hesitates.

"And transport. How much you want?" He pulls a wad of notes out of his pocket. They are all twenties.

"But I have only Ukrainian licence. To take so many people maybe I need special licence."

"Is no problem. Only if vehicles is with seats for more than eight people you need pa.s.senger licence. Now all modern transport is without seats."

This seems an odd arrangement.

"The caravan is not here."

"No problem. You fetch it. We will wait here."

By the time Andriy and Emanuel have returned with the caravan, the crowd has grown. Vitaly climbs into the front of the Land Rover beside Andriy, with Dog at their feet. Emanuel and three other pa.s.sengers sit in the back, and some fourteen hopefuls squeeze themselves into the caravan. Those that cannot fit onto the bunks sit on the floor hugging their knees. Andriy notices that the Bulgarian lad and his friends are among them. He waits until Vitaly has peeled off five twenty-pound notes from his wad and handed them over before he will even turn the engine on.

It is money well earned, for with such a weight on board, the caravan bucks and swerves all over the place and he has a job keeping it on the road. He has to drive mostly in first gear, with one-hundred-per-cent concentration, to avoid overturning on a bend. They have been driving like this for almost an hour, down roads which are becoming increasingly narrow and difficult, before at last Vitaly directs him down a lane with a sign saying b.u.t.tercup Meadow Farmfresh Poultry and a picture of a little blond-haired girl, holding a bunch of b.u.t.tercups in her hand and clasping a fluffy brown chicken to her chest, with a slogan beneath: Partners.h.i.+p in Poultry Partners.h.i.+p in Poultry. It all looks very nice.

But as they approach the entrance, a scene of wild commotion unfolds before them. What's going on here? The iron gates are open and police in riot gear are holding back a screaming battling mob which is surging towards them, while a flock of crazed chickens is running round and round the yard squawking and flapping frenziedly.

"What is this, Vitaly? Where have you brought us?"

He puts the Land Rover into first and starts to nose his way forward through the gate. Suddenly he hears a high terrifying howl and a wild Chinese man wearing blood-spattered clothes and wielding a knife bursts through the police cordon and hurls himself onto the bonnet of the Land Rover, chicken feet spewing out of his pockets.

Who is this man? What does he want? His mad black eyes meet Andriy's for a moment through the windscreen, his mouth jabbering urgently, then two policemen throw themselves on top of him and drag him struggling away. By the gate, two more policemen are wrestling with a big blond man wearing shorts, forcing his arms up behind him and bundling him into a van. This is definitely not a good situation.

"Why does this Chinese want to kill us? What is all this police, Vitaly?"

"Is OK. Police on our side."

"But why police is here? What is going on?"

"All is because of troublemakers. Lazy Chineses refusing work. Police defend you right to work. We will show them good Ukrainian-type work. Good work, good money, eh, friend?"

Andriy is beginning to feel uncomfortable. To drive the overloaded caravan through this throng with all these police watching, when he is perhaps an outlaw on the run, and definitely has no pa.s.senger licence, and still has that five-bullet gun hidden in his backpack-is this a good idea? But it's not just that holding him back, it's something his father had said that had stuck in his memory, repeating the words of the visionary blind man of Sheffield in his speech all those years ago. He's trying to recall-it was something about solidarity, the essential fellow-feeling of man-his father had drummed it into him-something about self-respect. Be a man-is this what he meant? That there are some things a man should not do, not for any amount of money?

He puts the Land Rover into reverse and starts to inch backwards.

"No, no. Go on! Go forward!" Vitaly jumps up in his seat waving his hands, and inadvertently steps on Dog's tail. Dog lets out a yelp, leaps from the Land Rover and, drawn by a powerful smell of chicken, dives into the melee.

"Dog! Come back!" Andriy hits the brakes. "Come here! This chicken is not for eating!"

But Dog, seeing the challenge of the situation, wants to show them his true colours, and weaving in and out of the crowd with a few courteous woofs he soon has the chickens neatly rounded up in a corner of the yard, where they stand looking a bit surprised and clucking obediently.

Suddenly there is a bloodcurdling shriek and a small fierce figure, pet.i.te but voluptuous, breaks out of the crowd and hurtles towards them, arms flailing.

"Yola!" cries Andriy. "What you doing here?"

"I want home to Poland! This place is h.e.l.l! All is cheating and lies!"

Then she spots Vitaly sitting in the front of the Land Rover and turns on him with her fists, pulling at him through the door, howling, "This is the one! This is root consul flexi dynamo!"

A policeman tries to drag her off, but she holds fast and fights like a fiend, biting and scratching, struggling against the policeman's grip and kicking him so hard in his sensitive parts that he is forced to let go. Emanuel grabs her by the arm from the back of the Land Rover and pulls her in. Then Marta runs towards them, and Tomasz, and they are hauled in too, and all the time the Land Rover and caravan are backing up gently and Vitaly is shouting, "No, stop! Stop!" until they come to a place where it is wide enough for them to swing round, and at the last minute Dog comes bounding up too, leaps into the back, and Andriy puts his foot down and they're away.

By the time they get back to Dover, Marta, Yola and Tomasz have told Andriy and Emanuel about everything that happened to them, Vitaly has tried unsuccessfully to get Andriy to give the money back, and most people in the back of the caravan have been sick.

Marta regrets that she didn't manage to bring a chicken with her for their supper, but her views about food have changed in the last few days. After dropping off their pa.s.sengers in Dover they make their way back to their favourite spot by the carrot-field, where she manages to improvise a delicious supper from white bread, margarine and cold fish, supplemented with carrots and garnished with lemon slices and roadside herbs.

Yola and Tomasz are helping to peel the carrots, and Yola is telling Tomasz about her disagreements with Geta. Tomasz gazes with fascination into Yola's eyes, asking her to repeat the sounds she made in the toilet, which she does in her typical vulgar way, and they both fall about laughing like children. And Marta thinks, here we go again.

She remembers last time this happened, when Yola met a nice man, a plump greengrocer, and it was all holding hands and giggling and stolen kisses. And then Yola took the man back to her house in Zdroj, and as soon as he met little Mirek, as soon as he took one look at the boy, he was out through the door again like a cornered tomcat. He didn't even take off his hat. He didn't even let go of the box of liqueur chocolates in his hand.

"I p.i.s.s on your cabbages!" Yola shouted at his retreating back, but the words slid off him like b.u.t.ter off a hot dumpling.

It took Yola a long time to get over that. And you have to give her credit for this-she didn't blame Mirek. Not once.

"Yola," says Marta, lighting the gas for the stove, "why don't you show Tomasz your photos?"

"I'm sure Tomasz has no desire to see my uninteresting photos." Yola gives Marta a kick on the s.h.i.+ns. Yes, her s.h.i.+ns are already quite bruised.

"I would like very much to see your photos," says Tomasz.

So Yola has to get out the three photos she always carries with her. The pretty house in Zdroj, with its garden sloping down to the river and its orchard of plums and cherries. The four Masurian goats, a bit blurred, because they wouldn't keep still. And Mirek, sitting on a swing in the garden, that sweet smile on his big round face, his tongue sticking out, his cute pointy eyes wrinkled up with laughter.

"This is your son?"

"My beloved son, Mirek."

"I would like very much to meet him."

Early next morning, Andriy wakes up feeling disoriented. There's something different in the caravan. He can hear whispering and giggling. What's happened to Emanuel? In the other single bunk, where Emanuel should be, Tomasz is fast asleep. At the other side of the cabin, the double bunk has been pulled down, and in it are Yola and Marta. Andriy shuts his eyes again and pretends to be asleep. A little while later, the whispering stops, and Marta gets up and puts the kettle on. Emanuel, who had obligingly gone off to sleep in the Land Rover, comes to join them for breakfast.

It is mid-morning by the time they get to the ferry terminal in Dover, and they are all in a rush. Contrary to what Vitaly had said, Yola, Tomasz and Marta have no trouble changing their tickets. There are tears and hugs and exchanges of addresses as they say goodbye in front of the harbour.

"We will come again," says Tomasz.

"For sure," says Yola. "But not for strawberry or chicken. Now we are in Europe marketing we can earn good money here. I will be teacher. Tomek will be government bureaucrat. Marta...what will you be, Marta?"

"I will be vegetarian," says Marta.

"One day Ukraina will be also in Europe marketing." She kisses Andriy on each cheek. "And Africa too." She gives Emanuel two little kisses, and he blots his eyes on the sleeve of his green anorak.

How hard it is to tear up old boundaries, and how easy to set up new ones. Andriy watches with a heavy heart as the ferry pulls away from the dock. As well as the sadness of parting, there is the sadness of knowing that he is on the far side of this new boundary across Europe. It will be a long time before he can work freely in England; even in Russia, now, Ukrainians are illegals. Will Ukraine soon be the new Africa? He puts his arm round Emanuel's shoulder. "Let's go."

They walk across the harbour, where a crowd is gathering to greet a ferry boat coming in. Andriy stops to watch, remembering his own arrival almost a month ago. Where is the innocent carefree young man with terrible trousers and a heart full of hope who disembarked from that boat? Well, the trousers are still the same.

A little ripple runs through the crowd. Two figures who had been standing together move away from each other in opposite directions. He spots a shaven s.h.i.+ny head cutting towards the terminal-Vitaly-and he remembers the 65 he still has in his pocket after rilling up the tank with petrol. They'd better get going before he sees them. On the other side a line of darkness opens up as the crowd gives way to a dumpy black-clad figure walking fast with his head down. Andriy knows at once that it is Vulk. His heartbeat quickens. Should he go up and accost him? Or should he be friendly and try to wheedle information out of him?

In the end he does neither-he just goes up and asks very directly, in English, "Please tell me, where is Irina?"

Vulk looks startled. He doesn't recognise Andriy.

"Irina? Who is it?"

Andriy feels a red-hot surge of anger. This monster who tried to take her didn't even ask her name. She was just a bit of anonymous flesh.

"Ukrainian girl from strawberry-picking. You remember? You took in you car?"

Vulk looks around s.h.i.+ftily. "That Ukrainian girl is not vit me."

"So where she is?"

"Who are you?" says Vulk.

Thinking fast, Andriy puts his hands in his pockets, narrows his eyes and tries to put a Vitaly-like expression on his face. "I am from Sheffield. I know someone who will pay good money for this girl."

Vulk gives him a canny look: this is a language he understands. "This is valuable high-cla.s.s girl. I too vill give good money for it."

"I am expert in finding disappeared people. My friend"-he indicates Emanuel-"is very skill in track and footprint."

"Mooli bwanji?" Emanuel beams.

"And we have dog."

Dog woofs.

"If you find it you vill tell me?"

"How much you pay?"

"How much is pay other man?"

"Six thousand. Six thousand pound, not dollar."

Vulk whistles. "That is good price. Listen, ve vill make a business. I vill give three thousand, plus percentage of enning."

"What is enning?"

"Ven it is enning money, you vill get percentage. Good money, my friend. This girl vill be enning every night five hundred, six hundred, even more. Maybe even ve vill take it to Sheffield. Exclusive ma.s.sage. I hefF contact. Executive elite VIP clientele only. English man like Ukrainian girl. Good clean no-boyfriend girl like this one, first time is man take it pay five hundred." Then he pauses, shakes his grizzled ponytail. His face softens. "No. First time Vulk vill take it. I lose a money but I heffa loff. Hrr. Good loff."

He smiles a wet tobacco-stained smile. Andriy feels the blood beating in his head. He clenches his fists by his sides-this is not the time to lash out. He forces a smile.

"But this girl-this high-cla.s.s girl. She will not stay with us. She will run."

"Aha, it vill stay, no problem. I heffa friend," he winks. "Friend mekka little visit to mamma house in Kiev, say to mamma Irina no good verk you family get big trouble. Maybe somebody get dead. No problem. Every girl stay ven I tell it this. In two three year ve vill be millionaire. And one more good advantage is this-ven it has time for rest, ven other man is not in, ve can enjoy."

Pressure is building up in Andriy's chest like a steam hammer. Control yourself, Palenko. Stay in control. His throat so tight he can hardly talk, he asks, "What percentage I get?"

"Fifty-fifty," says Vulk. "Better money in girl than in strawberry-picker. Strawberry soon finish. Girl carry on. One year, two year, three year. Always good income. Little cost. No wage to pay, only food. And clothings. Hrr. s.e.xy clothings."

"OK. Fifty-fifty is good business."

Vulk gives him his mobilfon number and describes a gra.s.sy picnic spot on the Sherbury Road, between Canterbury and Ashford. Andriy knows the place exactly.

"She is there?"