Three Ways To Capsize A Boat Part 3

"No, that's because we had it turned off."

"No, but I mean since we've had it running."

"Engines always smell like that when they're running-it's because they get hot. And this one is new, so probably all the paint is burning off it. It's what always happens." I rabbited on, not altogether convinced by my own sophistry.

Then a plume of smoke appeared from under the lid of the engine cover.

"Jesus, the G.o.dd.a.m.n boat's on fire!" Tim cried.

"Nonsense, man. It's just a bit of hot paint. I'll take the cover off it."

I s.h.i.+pped the tiller out of the way and bent down to lift the heavy wooden cover off the engine box. It was hard to budge-and a little hot-and when I finally s.h.i.+fted it, it came away with a great jerk. A thick cloud of black smoke burst upon us and, with the sudden hit of oxygen from the violently lifted lid, the whole d.a.m.n thing burst into flames.

"f.u.c.k! You're right. We're on fire. Get some water, quick!"

"How?"

"From the sea, of course! Get some water out of the sea with a bucket!"

"But we haven't got a f.u.c.king bucket! We haven't got anything for chrissakes!"

The essence of being a good seaman is to keep your head when things go wrong, as in their inimitable way they inevitably will, and to be able to improvise. How to put out a fire at sea without a bucket ... hmm.

"I know," said Tim, "we can take our s.h.i.+rts off and dip them in the sea and wring them out over the engine."

No sooner said than done. We dipped and scooped and wrung for all we were worth. And by this method we soon doused the flames, mainly because they had already consumed the piece of wood they were interested in-a small section of bulkhead that was too close to the really hot bit of the engine.

We sat back and wiped the sweat from our eyes. There was a horrible sizzling, a smell of oily smoke and steam.

"There must be something not quite right," I observed. "It's not supposed to do that."

Tim refrained from making any comment, for which I was grateful. He blinked down at his sodden s.h.i.+rt.

"I think it's a mistake to put to sea without a bucket," he suggested. "I suppose we'll have to return to Kalamaki and see about getting it fixed."

"Not b.l.o.o.d.y likely," I cried. "I'd sooner die than go back to that h.e.l.lhole. We're heading to Aegina."

This ill-considered utterance produced a silence between us. Neither of us quite knew how to put what we were thinking. Eventually Tim spoke. "And how," he said, "would we get to Aegina if, say, we were to want to go there?"

"Well, we'd have to sail, wouldn't we?"

I was very conscious of being the skipper here, and it was my clear duty not to spread panic among the rather volatile crew. I would play the nastiness of our situation down. Things were, after all, about as bad as things could get. Here we were, out in the middle of the ocean, midway between Kalamaki and Aegina, in a boat that would at the least provocation, so it seemed, burst into flames. There was not a breath of wind to take us anywhere and, perhaps worst of all, we had no bucket. On the positive side we had some figs and dates and olives and a couple of bottles of drinking water.

"But there isn't any wind," said Tim with irritating predictability. "Here we are out in the middle of the sodding ocean ..."

"It's not an ocean," I interrupted testily. "It's a sea. We are, if I'm not mistaken, in the Aegean."

"Now, let's face it, Chris, it doesn't make a whole lot of difference to our plight whether it's an ocean or a sea, does it?"

WHICHEVER WAY WE LOOKED at it, our situation was grim. If we'd had a radio or some such thing, we could have radioed for help, but, as I've already been at pains to point out, we didn't even have a sodding bucket. I could see that Tim was wondering about the wisdom of having invited a person such as me to share his journey to the mountains. at it, our situation was grim. If we'd had a radio or some such thing, we could have radioed for help, but, as I've already been at pains to point out, we didn't even have a sodding bucket. I could see that Tim was wondering about the wisdom of having invited a person such as me to share his journey to the mountains.

The Crabber lifted and fell almost imperceptibly on the gentle swell. The boom swung regularly to and fro, each time with a sickening crash. The sun poured down upon our unprotected heads. It was far from pleasant. A resolution had to be made, in order to move us out of the disagreeable state of affairs in which we found ourselves and into the next one, whatever that might prove to be.

We resolved to keep the sails trimmed in order to take advantage of even the slightest pa.s.sing zephyr. We had already observed, by dint of spitting into the sea and watching the boat's movement in relation to the bubbles thus produced, that although we appeared to be standing stock-still, we were in fact heading in an unspectacular fas.h.i.+on toward Aegina. There was some considerable distance left to cover, about six nautical miles I reckoned, but the likelihood was that as the long day drew toward evening a breeze might spring up and, all being well, we could be in the harbor by nightfall.

We amused ourselves for a time by studying the engine and its mountings, to see if we could discover the cause of the fire. Neither Tim nor I, though, are of a mechanical turn of mind, and so the exercise consisted in not much more than staring into the engine hold in bovine fas.h.i.+on and shaking our heads in disbelief.

"We could," suggested Tim, "try running the engine again, for a short time, and see what happens."

"It's a bit of a risk," I said. "If the boat catches fire properly, we're doomed."

Oddly enough, fire at sea is one of the worst of the mariner's fears; it's the canvas and the wood and the usually strong wind to fan the flames, the presence of the three elements-air, fire, and water-and the absence of the fourth, the blessed unyielding earth, that make it such a nightmare.

But it was worth a try so, nervously, we started the engine again. It seemed to run fine, so, leaving the cover off, we slipped it into gear. Again the blessed cooling breeze, the churning of the wake astern. I spat in the sea. The filmy bubbles vanished behind us in seconds.

"There's that smell again," said Tim.

I peered into the hold. Sure enough the curl of blue smoke, the woodwork glowing like hot coals. I pulled the stop k.n.o.b and the silence rea.s.serted itself. It had been no more than five minutes, but five minutes at five knots, and the little bit of freewheeling at the end, take you the best part of half a mile. Aegina was definitely a lot nearer than Kalamaki now. We felt heartened a little by this.

So now we figured that we could use the engine in brief bursts in an emergency, but any more than five minutes would have the Crabber engulfed in flames. It was going to be a long, long afternoon.

I decided to teach Tim some knots to while away the time. We may not have had a bucket, but the Crabber was well supplied with bits of old rope. Rather pleased with my own recently gleaned knowledge and love of knots, I showed him the amazing bowline and its interesting qualities and uses; then we did the clove hitch, the reef knot, and the granny, all of which he knew already. Then on to the more complicated rolling hitch, the fisherman's. .h.i.tch, the sheepshank, the sheet bend, the sailors' knot, and the beautiful Turk's head. This activity occupied us for more than an hour, and it was an hour in which, apart from the study of the knots and its attendant self-improvement, we made not the slightest bit of progress. We had given up spitting into the sea, partly in order to conserve bodily liquids, but partly, too, because neither of us felt it was quite the right thing to do. In our precarious situation the last thing we wanted to do was give offense to, say, Neptune, or Doris and her sisters. It was pretty obvious we were not getting anywhere, anyway.

Next we told stories, mostly of a salacious and mildly humorous type, but of this we soon tired. Finally Tim started to tell me about Greek history. He did this so well that I was absolutely captivated, and time seemed to pa.s.s in a completely different way. Almost before I knew it, the sun had dipped behind the mountains and we were in blessed shade.

Tim was sitting with his back against the mast, while I lay slumped in the c.o.c.kpit idly waggling the tiller. We had moved a long way back through history, and Tim was on to the War of Independence: "... and then there was Athanasios Diakos-the Turks broke every bone in his body with hammers, before impaling him ..." when all of a sudden, the boat heeled hard over.

"The wind, the wind," we cried, as we let out the sails and sheeted them home, and the Crabber leaped and scudded eagerly toward the west. In less than an hour we were rounding the point at the northern tip of the island. Night was falling, and the lights of the little town were just coming on.

We switched direction without mishap and with the wind now coming over our port quarter we eased down the west side of the island.

THIS WAS WHERE OUR next problem appeared. In Greece the convention is to moor your boat stern to-that is, with the back of the boat against the quay and the bow facing outward, kept in check by the anchor. In order to achieve this, there is a complex maneuver that involves sailing past the slot where you have decided to moor your boat, then backing in, dropping the anchor on the way. You let the anchor line run as you move carefully backward, your fenders down to cus.h.i.+on the inevitable crunching of the neighboring boats. At the last moment, just as you are about to crash into the dock, you kill the engine, snag the anchor line, and leap off onto the sh.o.r.e with your mooring warps to make them fast. This is all done in one swift movement. Unfortunately, I had never performed the maneuver before and my engine was, to say the least, unreliable. next problem appeared. In Greece the convention is to moor your boat stern to-that is, with the back of the boat against the quay and the bow facing outward, kept in check by the anchor. In order to achieve this, there is a complex maneuver that involves sailing past the slot where you have decided to moor your boat, then backing in, dropping the anchor on the way. You let the anchor line run as you move carefully backward, your fenders down to cus.h.i.+on the inevitable crunching of the neighboring boats. At the last moment, just as you are about to crash into the dock, you kill the engine, snag the anchor line, and leap off onto the sh.o.r.e with your mooring warps to make them fast. This is all done in one swift movement. Unfortunately, I had never performed the maneuver before and my engine was, to say the least, unreliable.

I was understandably a little nervous as we rounded up outside the dock and dropped the sails. I started the engine, and we moved slowly backward toward the berth we had chosen.

"Drop anchor," I cried in a nautical fas.h.i.+on, and Tim dropped the anchor, letting the line run out through the fairlead.

"Make fast to the bitts!" and Tim, without a moment's hesitation, made fast to the bitts, as I had briefed him to do. I switched off the engine and leaped onto the sh.o.r.e, at the same moment as the Crabber pulled up just half a yard short of the dock. I took a turn round a bollard with the mooring warps and jumped back onboard to cleat them off.

I looked at Tim and Tim looked back at me. Nothing had gone wrong; the whole daunting maneuver had gone off without mishap. It was almost too much to take onboard. Later we sat in a taverna by the dock drinking retsina, rather a lot of it, and discussing our next move. If we had had half a brain between us we would have gone to a boatyard on Aegina and got the boat fixed there and then. But I felt that we had already started our journey. Spetses was not so very far away now, and I was keen to get the boat down to its home. Also a certain mood of unfounded optimism had taken hold as a result of the success of the docking and the pleasant hour of sailing we had enjoyed on the wings of the evening breeze. In short, we had completely forgotten how awful the previous day had been. We decided to leave for Spetses the next morning, engine or no engine. But we did take the precaution of buying a big red plastic bucket.

Br.i.m.m.i.n.g WITH CONFIDENCE IN our newfound powers of seamans.h.i.+p, we left the dock without the engine, under sail. This was a matter of casting off the mooring lines, pus.h.i.+ng off and heaving on the anchor line to get a bit of speed up, then raising the staysail, sheeting it hard in so the breeze carried the bow round ... then finally up with all the sails and off and away to the south. The whole maneuver unfolded flawlessly, seemingly without effort. our newfound powers of seamans.h.i.+p, we left the dock without the engine, under sail. This was a matter of casting off the mooring lines, pus.h.i.+ng off and heaving on the anchor line to get a bit of speed up, then raising the staysail, sheeting it hard in so the breeze carried the bow round ... then finally up with all the sails and off and away to the south. The whole maneuver unfolded flawlessly, seemingly without effort.

As we sailed slowly along the west coast of the island the breeze began to freshen and veered a little until it was blowing strongly from the northeast. Tim was on the tiller and I was on the foredeck fooling around with the sails. We shot out from the end of the island and turned a little to the east in order to go round the outside of Poros instead of navigating the narrow channel between the island and the mainland.

There were about twelve miles from the southern tip of Aegina to Hydra, where we would be bearing west for the final run home to Spetses. It took us not much more than a couple of hours, about as swiftly as a little boat like this could go. Tim, who was learning fast how to feel the wind with a delicate touch of the tiller, how to keep the sails filled and working to drive us forward, was a natural. And I could tell that he was ecstatic about this new experience. As was I; our whole beings were suffused with the sheer joy of wind and water and suns.h.i.+ne, and the beauty of our little craft. For this, too, is a big part of the pleasure, the way a boat moves in the water, whether she be gliding across the still waters of a sheltered bay or-in that school anthology poem of John Masefield's-"b.u.t.ting through the Channel in the mad March days."

No wonder people get emotional about their boats, I thought to myself ... and still think. Because boats-or, at any rate, old wooden boats-have their personalities, their foibles, their weaknesses, and their beauty. The wind sings in the rigging; the hull creaks and groans as the stays take the strain of the wind in the sails; then there's the clanking and rattle of the winches, of the blocks and tackles, of the hoists and lifts and purchases, the jolly rollicking of the parrel b.a.l.l.s as they roll up and down the mast. There's the smells, too, the wood and the oil, the unforgettable smell of tarred twine and Stockholm tar; there'll always be an undertone of fish, too, and the huge smell of the sea.

And the beauty, the incomparable beauty, of sailing boats is a thing that has settled deep in my heart and it's hard to get rid of it. Of all the beautiful things that mankind by his creative genius and his ability to cooperate has created, it's the tea clipper, racing home from China under full press of sail, that is the absolute zenith for me. There are those who would cite aircraft and rocket s.h.i.+ps or buildings ... and I concede the beauty of, say, the Concorde, even the s.p.a.ce shuttle, and the Parthenon ... but still, number one on my list is the Cutty Sark Cutty Sark.

And the fact that there is so much lore and literature about boats is because sailing goes back to the dawn of history; it goes deep into the genes of our island races, and if one is not a lover of poetry and literature, then there are few better ways to become one than to spend time sailing in small boats.

We raced on, hour after hour across the wine-dark sea ... not really like wine at all, but a deep, deep blue that gave the impression of unimaginable depth. The lovely treeless island of Hydra appeared on our bow, pale and stark and rising sheer in gray and red cliffs from the waters. We stuffed ourselves with bread and olives and figs and watched the ferries and fis.h.i.+ng boats busying themselves around the mouth of the tiny harbor.

Finally we cut between the end of Hydra and the bare uninhabited rock of Trikiri, and there, barely five miles off, lay Spetses. The wind dropped a little and there was only the lightest of swells on the sea as we pulled away again into the open water.

TIM AND I WERE getting c.o.c.ky; we had been sailing fast and easy all day long and now our bourne was in sight. We wanted a little more of a challenge. getting c.o.c.ky; we had been sailing fast and easy all day long and now our bourne was in sight. We wanted a little more of a challenge.

"Right," I said. "Let's do a man-overboard drill. Test ourselves a little."

"What would that involve?" asked Tim.

"Well, it's a thing you do when you learn to sail, one of the most important of all, really. You throw a buoy overboard and then do the appropriate maneuver to pick it up, as if it were a real person."

"Sounds like fun. What shall we throw overboard? I know: the bucket."

"Over my dead body; the bucket is the most important thing on the boat. I know, you jump overboard and I'll do the stuff and pick you up."

"OK," said Tim. "I could do with a swim." And before I could utter another word, he was gone, a neat dive deep down beneath the surface. A few seconds later he was up and spluttering. "Jesus, man, it's just beautiful. Come on in."

"I don't think that would be a very good idea. Just hang on in there and I'LL SEE IF I CAN REMEMBER HOW TO DO THIS." I had to shout the last few words because we were already quite a way apart.

Now, what you are supposed to do is the following: you harden your sheets and work upwind of your man, tack, then go downwind of your man, then harden up, and just as you come up to windward of your man you let fly your sheets and come, all being well, to a stop with your man just beneath your lee bow.

I muttered the formula uneasily to myself as I pushed the tiller over, and, keeping an eye on the head bobbing about among the distant waves, cleated in the sheets as we came close to the wind. I ducked as the boom flew across, and, sheeting in the headsails on the other side, I lost sight momentarily of my man.

"Now where's that man? ... TI-I-I-M," I cried.

"OVER HERE," he yelled. I saw him splas.h.i.+ng.

"OK, here we come."

The last bit was to head a little downwind of him, then come back up on the wind ... at least I was heading toward him now. Things were looking up. Finally there he was, dead on the bow-metaphorically speaking. I turned upwind some more so that he slipped along the lee side, and then I let the sheets fly.

"There," I said. "How about that, then? Piece of cake."

There wasn't very much wind now, so the operation was not too difficult, but even so it was amazing how quickly we had moved apart. Tim hauled himself with impressive agility back into the boat.

"Right," I said. "Your go now. Let's see how you make out."

"Oh, I'm not so sure," he demurred. "I don't think I'm ready for this yet ..."

"Nonsense, man. You'll have no trouble at all."

And I explained to him clearly and succinctly the moves of the drill.

"So now imagine you're sailing along just like this," I said, handing Tim the tiller, "and all of a sudden your man falls overboard ... thus ..." Saying which I dived off the back as deep as I could go. I swam down and down, then twisted to come up again. I saw the tiny distant light of the sun, eclipsed by the bluest blueness that the mind could imagine. So much beauty.... Then I shot out into a burst of sunlit spray. I spluttered and caught my breath.

Where was the Crabber? I looked all around. Christ, it was halfway to Spetses! I could see Tim b.u.g.g.e.ring about ineffectually with the tiller and the sheets.

"WHAT THE h.e.l.l WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO NEXT?" he shouted.

"HARDEN YOUR SHEETS AND TURN INTO WIND."

He flapped about a bit and then headed off upwind.

Perhaps at this point I should say that we were lunatics enough to do this without wearing life jackets.

"OK. NOW WHAT?"

"NOW TACK, TURN RIGHT, SLACKEN OFF YOUR SHEETS AND HEAD OFF OVER THERE UNTIL I SAY SO."

The Crabber came through the wind and rocketed off downwind of me. I was treading water and trying hard not to think of all the horrible denizens of the deep with intentions inimical to my well-being.

"RIGHT, NOW TURN LEFT, SHEET IN YOUR SAILS AND HEAD FOR TRIKIRI. ON THE WAY YOU OUGHT TO Pa.s.s ME."

He did, indeed, pa.s.s me, and then rounded up elegantly to fish me out of the water ... and thus I live to tell the tale. After all, Tim was, as I have already said, a natural sailor.

BY THE TIME WE had finished fooling around in the water, the wind had dropped to the merest breath, but the island was barely a couple of miles off now. We could see the little lighthouse on the rocks at the mouth of the harbor. had finished fooling around in the water, the wind had dropped to the merest breath, but the island was barely a couple of miles off now. We could see the little lighthouse on the rocks at the mouth of the harbor.

"You know there'll be a party on the dock to welcome our arrival, don't you?" said Tim.

"I doubt it. n.o.body knows exactly when we're going to arrive ... least of all us," I added glumly as I looked up at the sagging sails.

"Oh, they'll know all right; someone will have spotted us as soon as we sailed out from behind Hydra."

"It seems a little unlikely," I protested.

"Not a bit," countered Tim. "We're the only boat around here with red sails-you can see us coming a mile off-and Jane and her friends spend half their day sitting on their terraces, drinking gin and watching the sea. Not to mention the fact that it's the Bouboulina festival."

"And just what exactly is Bouboulina?"

"Bouboulina," explained Tim, "was a Spetsiot admiral during the War of Independence-a female admiral, to be exact. And, among her many exploits, she put to rout the Ottoman navy in Spetses Harbor-which is what the whole s.h.i.+ndig commemorates."

"How did she set about that?" I asked, getting interested now.

"Fires.h.i.+ps," said Tim. "She set fire to a number of her s.h.i.+ps and sailed them into the midst of the tightly packed Ottoman fleet. Burned the lot to a frazzle." He looked at me meaningfully to see if the full impact of Bouboulina's deeds was getting through. "So you can take it from me, most of the island will be down at the port, with the priests and dignitaries doing their stuff ... so we'd better not c.o.c.k up our arrival, had we?"