Colonization_ Down To Earth Part 20

"I thank you for inviting me," Straha replied. On the whole, that was true: these gatherings were as close as he could come to the society of his own kind. And if Ullha.s.s, like Ristin, chose to wear red-white-and-blue body paint that showed he was a U.S. prisoner of war in place of the proper markings of the Race... well, he'd been doing that for a long time now, and Straha could overlook if not forgive it.

"Come in, come in," Ullha.s.s urged, and stood aside to let Straha do just that. "You have been here before-you will know where we keep the alcohol and the herb and the food. Help yourself to anything you think will please you. We are also doing some outdoor cooking in back of the house, with meats both from Tosev 3 and from Home."

Sure enough, odors of smoke and of hot meat reached Straha's scent receptors. "The smells are intriguing indeed," he said. "I must be careful not to s...o...b..r on your floor." Ullha.s.s laughed.

Straha went into the kitchen and poured himself some rum-like most of the Race, he had no use for whiskey. He loaded a small plate with Greek olives and salted nuts and potato chips, then went out through the open sliding gla.s.s door into the back yard. Sam Yeager stood out there offering helpful advice to Ristin, who was cremating meat on a grill above a charcoal fire.

"I greet you, s.h.i.+plord," Yeager said to Straha, and raised his gla.s.s in a Tosevite salute. "Good to see you."

"How can you stand to drink that stuff?" Straha asked-Yeager's gla.s.s did hold whiskey. "What is it good for but removing paint?"

The Big Ugly sipped the nasty stuff. "Removing troubles," he answered, and sipped again.

That startled a laugh out of Straha, who took a drink of rum himself. "Well, but why not remove troubles with something that tastes good?" he asked.

"I like the way whiskey tastes just fine," Yeager answered. "I have spent a lot of time getting used to it, and I see no point in wasting the accomplishment."

That made Straha laugh, too; he enjoyed Yeager's off-center way of looking at the world. "Have it as you will, then," he said. "Every beffel goes to its own hole, or so the saying has it."

"Befflem, yes." Yeager's head bobbed up and down. "All of your animals here now. Some of them smell very tasty." He pointed back to the grill on which Ristin was cooking. "But others... Do you know about the rabbits in Australia, s.h.i.+plord?"

"I know what rabbits are: those hopping furry creatures with long flaps of skin channeling sound to their hearing diaphragms," Straha answered. Yeager nodded once more. Straha continued, "And I know of Australia, because it is one of our princ.i.p.al centers of colonization-not that I will ever get to see as much, of course." For a moment, his bitterness at exile showed through. "But, I confess, I do not know of any connection between rabbits and Australia."

"Until a little more than a hundred years ago, there were no rabbits in Australia," the Tosevite told him. "None used to live there. The settlers brought them. Because they were new, because they had no natural enemies to speak of, they spread all over Australia and became great pests. Your animals from Home are liable to do the same thing on big stretches of Tosev 3."

"Ah. I see your concern," Straha replied. After another sip of rum, he shrugged. "I do not know what to say about this. I do not know that there is anything to be said about it. Your settlers, I presume, brought their animals with them and transformed the ecology of the areas in which they settled till it suited them better. Our colonists are doing the same thing here on Tosev 3. Did you expect them to do otherwise?"

"If you want to know the truth, s.h.i.+plord, I did not think much about it one way or the other," Sam Yeager said. "I do not think any Tosevites thought much about it till the colonization fleet came. Now reports from all over Tosev 3 are beginning to reach me. I do not know how big a problem your animals will turn out to be, but I think they will be a problem."

"I would not be surprised if you were right-from a Tosevite point of view, of course," Straha said. "To the Race, these animals are a convenience, not a problem."

As if to prove what a convenience the Race's domesticated animals could be, Ristin chose that moment to shout-in English-"Come and get it!" Straha let out a small snort of dismay. He knew Ristin and Ullha.s.s had taken on as many Tosevite ways as they could, but a call like that offended his sense of dignity.

He was not so offended, however, as to keep from taking chunks of azwaca still sizzling from their time above the coals. Sam Yeager did the same. Unlike Straha's driver, he showed no reluctance about trying the Race's foods. After his first bite, he waved to get Ristin's attention and spoke in English: "That's pretty d.a.m.n good."

"Glad you like it," the former infantrymale answered, again in the same tongue. Sure enough, he was nothing but a Big Ugly with scales and eye turrets.

But he did have good food. Straha tried the ssefenji next: a grainier, tougher meat then azwaca, and less sweet to the tongue. He didn't like it so well, but it too was a taste of Home. And it turned out to go very well with cashews. Straha walked back into the house to get some more nuts, and filled up his gla.s.s of rum while he was there.

He glanced out the kitchen window. There sat his driver in the motorcar, looking, as best Straha could tell, bored. But the Big Ugly was in fact alert; Straha had never known him when he wasn't alert. Seeing Straha in the window, he waved and saluted. Not many Tosevites could have recognized the ex-s.h.i.+plord from such a brief glance, but he did. Straha waved back, in grudging but genuine respect.

Then he headed outside once more for another helping of ssefenji ribs. He caught Sam Yeager's eye again. "And how is the Tosevite raised by the Race?" he asked.

"Well enough," Yeager answered. "My hatchling and I spoke with her again, not so long ago, and with video this time. She would be a very attractive female, did she not shave off all her hair-and were her face more lively, of course."

"Attractive? How could you judge over the telephone?" Before Yeager could answer, Straha did it for him: "Never mind. I forgot that you Big Uglies judge such matters as much by sight as by odor."

"More by sight, I would say," Yeager answered.

"Our females are the same, in judging a male's mating display, but with males it is a matter of scent." Straha looked for a way to change the subject; when not incited by pheromones, he did not care to discuss matters pertaining to mating. Having seen his driver put a new thought in his mind: "Are you aware that you have made enemies by poking your snout into places where it is not welcome? I quote someone in a position to know whereof he speaks."

"I bet I can guess who he is, too," Yeager said. Straha neither confirmed nor denied that. The Big Ugly's laugh was harsh. "Yes, s.h.i.+plord, you might say I am aware of that. You just might. I killed a man last week, to keep him from killing me."

"By the Emperor!" Straha exclaimed. "I did not know that. Why did he want to do such a thing?"

"He is too dead to ask, and his pal escaped," Yeager answered. "I wish I knew."

Straha studied him. "Has this incident any connection to the Big Uglies who fired shots at your home last year when the Chinese females and I were visiting?"

"I do not know that, either, and I wish I did," Sam Yeager said. "As a matter of fact, I was wondering if you ever found out anything more about those Big Uglies."

"Myself personally? No," Straha replied. "a.s.sa.s.sination is a tactic the Race seldom employs. My driver is of the opinion that the Chinese females were the likeliest targets for the Big Uglies. He is also of the opinion that you may have been a target yourself, this due to your snout-poking tendencies."

"He is, is he?" Yeager's mobile mouth narrowed till he seemed to have hardly more in the way of lips than a male of the Race. "Your driver has all sorts of interesting opinions. One of these days, I may have to sit down with him for a good long talk. I might learn a few things."

"On the other fork of the tongue, you might not," Straha told him. "He is not in the habit of revealing a great deal. I, for one, am certain he knows a great deal more than he says."

"That does not sound much like a Big Ugly," Sam Yeager remarked, and now his mouth stretched wide to show amus.e.m.e.nt. But his expression quickly became more nearly neutral. "It does sound like a particular kind of Big Ugly-one in the business of intelligence, for instance."

"Are you surprised at that?" Straha felt an exile's odd sort of pride. "I am an intelligence resource of some value to your not-empire."

"Well, so you are, s.h.i.+plord. You-" Sam Yeager began.

But Straha stopped listening just then. As had happened before at Ullha.s.s and Ristin's gatherings, a female from the colonization fleet must have decided to try a taste of ginger, which was legal here in the United States. As soon as her pheromones floated outside, Straha, along with the rest of the males in the back yard, lost interest in everything else. He hurried into the house, hoping for a chance to mate.

When Mordechai Anielewicz came up to the door of his flat, he heard shouting inside. He sighed as he raised his hand to knock on the door. Both Miriam and David were old enough to have strong opinions of their own these days, and young enough to be pa.s.sionately certain their opinions were the only right and proper ones, those of their parents being idiotic by a.s.sumption. No wonder life sometimes got noisy.

He knocked. As he did so, he c.o.c.ked his head to one side and listened. One eyebrow rose. This wasn't Miriam or David arguing with his wife. This was Heinrich, and he sounded even more pa.s.sionate than either of his older siblings was in the habit of doing. Not only was he the youngest, he was also usually the sunniest. What could have made him... ?

As David Anielewicz opened the door, Mordechai heard a squeak. It wasn't a squeak from hinges that wanted oiling. It was much too friendly and endearing for that.

"He didn't," Anielewicz exclaimed.

"He sure did," his older son answered. "He brought it home about an hour ago. Mother's been trying to make him get rid of it ever since."

No sooner had Anielewicz shut the door than Heinrich, doing an excellent impersonation of a tornado, dashed up to him shouting, "She said I could keep him! She said if I got one, I could keep him! She said, said, Father! And now I did, and now she won't let me." Tears streaked the tornado's cheeks-mostly, Mordechai judged, tears of fury. Father! And now I did, and now she won't let me." Tears streaked the tornado's cheeks-mostly, Mordechai judged, tears of fury.

"Take it easy," he said. "We'll talk about it." Back inside the flat, the beffel squeaked again. It sounded as if it wanted to stay, but who-who human, anyway-could know how a beffel was supposed to sound?

His wife strode into the short entry hall a moment later. It was getting crowded in there, but no one seemed to want to move away. "That thing, that horrible thing, has got to go," Bertha declared.

"It's not horrible," Heinrich said. The beffel let out yet another squeak. It didn't sound like a horrible thing. It sounded like a squeeze toy. Heinrich went on, "And you said that if I caught one, I could keep him. You did. You did." did."

"But I didn't think you'd really go and do it," his mother said.

"That doesn't matter," Anielewicz said. Bertha looked appalled. Mordechai knew he would hear more-much more-about this later, but he went on, "You didn't have to make the promise, but you did. Now I'd say you've got to keep it."

Heinrich started dancing. There wasn't room for that in the narrow hallway, but he did it anyhow. "I can keep him! I can keep him! I can keep him!" he sang.

Anielewicz took him by the shoulder and forcibly stopped the dance. "You can keep him," he agreed, ignoring the dismay that still hadn't left his wife's face. "You can keep him, as long as you take care of him, and as long as he doesn't cause trouble. If he makes horrible messes, or if he starts biting people, out he goes on his ear." Befflem didn't have ears, but that had nothing to do with anything.

"I promise, Father." Heinrich's face shone.

"You have to keep your promise, just like Mother has to keep hers," Mordechai said, and his son nodded eagerly. He went on, "And even if you do, the beffel goes if he turns out to be a nuisance."

His younger son nodded again. "He won't. I know he won't." A Biblical prophet listening to the word of G.o.d could have spoken no more certainly.

Squeak! Mordechai chuckled. He couldn't help himself. "Well, let me have a look at this fabulous beast." Mordechai chuckled. He couldn't help himself. "Well, let me have a look at this fabulous beast."

"Come on." Heinrich grabbed his arm. "He's great. You'll see." He led Mordechai into the front room. The beffel was under the coffee table. One of its eye turrets swiveled toward Anielewicz and his son. It squeaked and trotted toward them. Heinrich beamed. "There! You see? It likes people."

"Maybe it does at that." Anielewicz crouched down and held out his hand to the beffel, as he might have to give a strange dog or cat the chance to smell him. He was much more ready to jerk that hand back in a hurry than he would have been with a dog or a cat, though.

But the beffel acted as friendly as it sounded. After one more of those ridiculous squeaks, it stuck out its tongue at him. The end of the long, forked organ, amazingly like a Lizard's, brushed the back of his hand. The beffel c.o.c.ked its head to one side, as if trying to decide what to make of something unfamiliar. Then, with yet another squeak, it b.u.t.ted Anielewicz's leg with its head.

"You see?" Heinrich said. "You see? He likes you. Pancer likes you."

"Pancer, eh?" Mordechai raised an eyebrow. "You're going to call him Tank in Polish?"

"Sure," his son replied. "Why not? With scales all over him, he's armored like a tank."

"All right. You've got all the answers, it seems." In an experimental sort of way, Anielewicz scratched the beffel's head. "What do you think of that, Pancer?"

"He likes this better," Heinrich said, and rubbed the beffel under the chin. The beffel put its head up so he could rub it more easily. Its tail thumped the carpet. If it wasn't enjoying itself, it put on a mighty fine act. Maybe Heinrich really did have all the answers.

"How did you find out it likes that?" Mordechai asked.

"I don't know." His son sounded impatient. "I just did, that's all." He rubbed Pancer some more. In ecstasy, the beffel rolled over onto its back. Heinrich scratched its belly, whose scales were a couple of shades paler than those on its back. It wriggled around and let out several more preposterous squeaks.

David watched all this in fascination, Bertha with an expression that said she was a long way from reconciled to having the creature in the flat. Miriam chose that moment to come home from her music lesson. Pancer squeaked at her, too. She didn't squeak. She squawked. She squawked even louder when she found out the beffel would be staying.

"Oh, Mother, how could you?" she cried, and retreated to her room. The beffel started to follow her. Heinrich held on to it. That was one of the wiser things he'd done in his young life.

Anielewicz asked, "Since you magically know all about this creature, do you happen to know what it eats?"

"I gave it some salted herrings," Heinrich answered. "It liked them fine. I bet it'll eat chicken, too."

"I wouldn't be surprised," Mordechai admitted. "All right, we'll feed it like a pet and see how things go." He remembered the first beffel he'd seen, and what it had been doing when he saw it. "If that doesn't work, we can start giving it the neighbors' cats."

His wife said: "One more thing: if we find out that it belongs to some particular Lizard who wants it back, we'll give it back to him. We'd do the same thing if we took in a stray cat or dog."

Heinrich sent a look of appeal to Anielewicz. But Mordechai only nodded. "Your mother's right. That's fair." And if Bertha had sounded a little too hopeful such a thing might happen, then she had, that was all.

Pancer ate boiled beef with enthusiasm. The beffel wouldn't touch carrots, but ate potatoes with the same almost thoughtful air it had had after licking Mordechai: as if it wasn't sure what to make of them but would give them the benefit of the doubt. Having eaten, the little scaly creature prowled around under the dining-room table. Toward the end of supper, Miriam squealed and sprang up out of her chair. "It licked my ankle," she said in a high, shrill voice.

"This is not the end of the world," Anielewicz told her. "Sit down and finish eating."

She didn't. "You don't care," she burst out. "You don't care at all. We've got this ugly, horrible, Lizardy thing thing in here, and you think it's funny." She stormed off to her room again. The rest of the meal pa.s.sed in silence, punctuated by occasional squeaks. in here, and you think it's funny." She stormed off to her room again. The rest of the meal pa.s.sed in silence, punctuated by occasional squeaks.

To Bertha's obvious disappointment, no Lizard posted a notice offering a reward for the return of a missing beffel. Mordechai wondered if the beast had got lost in Lodz, or if it had wandered into the city from one of the new Lizard settlements to the east. From what he'd seen of the other one in the alley, befflem were more than able to take care of themselves.

As one day followed another, he got used to having Pancer around. Heinrich was in heaven, and didn't even mind changing the cat box the beffel quickly learned to use. David liked the creature, too. Even Bertha stopped complaining about it. Only Miriam stayed unhappy. Anielewicz had trouble understanding why she did; it was as good-natured a pet as anyone could have wanted.

"It's ugly," she said the one time he asked her about it, and said no more. He gave up. The beffel didn't strike him as ugly, but he didn't think anything he said along those lines would make her change her mind.

A couple of nights after that, Heinrich shook him out of a sound sleep. "Father, I think there's a fire in the building," the boy said urgently. "Pancer woke me up. He's never done that before. I was going to be mad at him, but then I smelled smoke."

Anielewicz smelled it, too. Bertha was sitting up beside him. "Get out to the fire escape," he told her. "Take Heinrich with you."

"And Pancer," Heinrich said. "I've got him right here."

"And Pancer," Mordechai agreed. "I'll get the other children."

"David's already getting Miriam," Heinrich said, which made Anielewicz feel useless and inefficient.

But he didn't just smell smoke. He could see flames now-they were burning through the door. "Go on, then, both of you-and Pancer," he said, and ran up the hall to make sure David and Miriam were coming. They were; he had to stop abruptly to keep from running into them. "Come on," he said. "We've got to get out of here."

Bertha's feet and Heinrich's were already rattling on the cast iron of the fire escape. Mordechai shoved his older son and daughter out onto the escape ahead of him. He hurried after them; flames were starting to lick across the carpet, and the smoke was getting thick.

As he stepped out of the flat, he paused a moment, sniffing. Along with the smoke, he smelled something else, something familiar, something he didn't expect to smell inside the block of flats. After a heartbeat's worth of puzzlement, he recognized it. "Gottenyu!" "Gottenyu!" he exclaimed. "That's gasoline!" he exclaimed. "That's gasoline!"

He didn't know if anyone heard him. His family-and other people in the block of flats-were hurrying down the iron stairs. They let down the last leg of the stairway with a screech of unoiled metal and reached the street. More people spilled out the front door, but cries and shrieks from above warned that not everyone who lived in the building would be able to get out.

A clanging announced the arrival of the fire engine, which had to come from only a couple of blocks up Lutomierska Street. The firemen started playing water on the blazing building. Mordechai turned to Bertha and said, "That fire didn't just happen. Somebody set it." He explained what he'd smelled and what it had to mean.

"Vey iz mir!" his wife exclaimed. "Who would do such a thing?" his wife exclaimed. "Who would do such a thing?"

"Well, I don't know," he answered, "but whoever tried to shoot me not so long ago is a pretty good guess, I'd say. And I'd also say the mamzer, mamzer, whoever he is, doesn't care how many other people he kills as long as he gets me." In the flickering light of the flames, Bertha's eyes were wide with horror as she nodded. whoever he is, doesn't care how many other people he kills as long as he gets me." In the flickering light of the flames, Bertha's eyes were wide with horror as she nodded.

Heinrich, meanwhile, rounded on Miriam. "If it hadn't been for Pancer, we might never have woken up at all," he said, and thrust the beffel in Miriam's face. After a moment's hesitation, she bent down and gave it a quick kiss on the snout. Pancer squeaked.

Nesseref was glad she had her tsiongi. He was better company than a lot of the males and females she knew. He didn't argue with her. He didn't try to get her to taste ginger so he could mate with her. He didn't give her stupid orders. He lived contentedly in her apartment, and enjoyed going for walks when she took him out.

She'd named him Orbit, partly because she was a shuttlecraft pilot, partly because he had at first liked to walk around her on his leash if she gave him the chance. Little by little, she was training him out of that unfortunate habit. Pretty soon Orbit would be as fine a companion on the street as he was in the apartment-with a couple of other exceptions.

One of those exceptions was as ancient as the history of domestication back on Home. Ever more befflem roamed the streets of the new town outside Jezow. Whenever Orbit saw one of them, the tsiongi seemed to think he was duty-bound to try to kill the little squeaking beast. As often as not, the befflem were ready to squabble, too.

That, Nesseref could have dealt with. The Race had been dealing with squabbling tsiongyu and befflem since before civilization hatched from the egg of barbarism. She had more trouble with Orbit's encounters with Tosevite flying creatures.

She supposed she could hardly blame the tsiongi. The little feathered beasts were so slow and awkward on the ground, they looked as if they ought to be the easiest prey imaginable. And so, joyously, Orbit would rush at them-and they would fly away.