Lord Fool To The Rescue Part 9

"Somerled."

"Skye Somerled?" Skepticism snarled out around his tongue. "Do they make you change your name when you join up?"

Her lips pursed like an old woman's, but with less wrinkles, pus.h.i.+ng the tip of her nose up slightly. Cute nose.

"I've always been Skye Somerled, thanks. And no one joins up; you're either a Somerled, or you're not."

"And what if you start craving hamburgers?"

She smiled and folded her arms. Ray'd been right about the vegetarian stuff.

Jamison guessed she'd be blowing off the whole first period too, and the thing he'd dreaded all day-running into her-was the last thing he wanted to end.

"Or what if you fell in love with...blue jeans?"

"Ha!" She tossed her head back and put her hands on her hips, holding back all those layers of sweater, coat, and scarf. Actually, the white jeans looked pretty hot.

"Or if you got caught wearing black sungla.s.ses?"

He didn't want to let the chance pa.s.s to learn more about her cult rules. The thought of them punis.h.i.+ng her for misbehaving made him want to retch.

She bit her bottom lip again and looked down, adjusted her bag, preparing to walk away. "I found them in the car."

She'd mumbled, but he'd heard her. It was his turn to laugh. She didn't sound like she was afraid of punishment. She was just embarra.s.sed to get busted. Sungla.s.ses weren't allowed, after all.

When he could speak again, he meant to say something smooth, but what came out was, "I'll keep your secret."

Her head snapped up. d.a.m.n it!

Stay cool. Keep talking.

"You'd better be careful, though. Don't forget you're wearing them and drive home like that." He gave her a teasing smile to distract her from the smell of fear in the air-his fear. It blew in and out his nose with each breath. He hoped she had a cold so she'd miss it. Surely girls who helped blow up people in mid-air knew what fear smelled like.

Jamison struggled to keep a straight face and block the image of Ray and Burke being lifted off the ground, knowing they were seconds away from being blown to smithereens.

Okay. He needed to get away from her. This couldn't end well.

"Fine," she said. "You keep my secret, and I'll keep yours."

He couldn't have walked away if his shoes were on fire.

Would she slap his hand away if he reached for her gla.s.ses? If he could just see her eyes, he'd know just how busted he was. No one was as good an actor as he was. No one.

"And do I have a secret?" Innocent. Think innocent.

"Don't you?" She lowered the sungla.s.ses and smiled a smile that bore into his soul.

He suddenly saw nothing wrong with confessing every secret he'd ever kept. Thankfully she winked and that stupid urge disappeared. He stuck his tongue between his teeth and clamped down, just in case.

"It looks like you're all registered for cla.s.ses and you're skipping out on your first day."

"Oh." He looked at the schedule in his hand. "No. I'm just waiting for my friend, Ray. Said he'd meet me here before cla.s.ses started." He should get an Oscar for the morning's performance. Honestly. "You know Ray Peters?"

Skye smiled and pushed her gla.s.ses back up, but not before he saw something flash across her face. Regret? Pity? He sure as h.e.l.l hoped it wasn't guilt.

"Sure I know Ray. And I know him well enough to not be surprised he's late for school."

"Yeah?" Jamison stiffened. "I know him pretty well myself. We've been best friends all our lives, and he'd rather die than let me down."

She frowned, though he could barely see the pucker in her brow over the gla.s.ses. "And he's letting you down by not showing up to school on time?"

"Yeah, he is." Jamison looked down at the sidewalk, no longer wanting to explain. She'd think he was so stupid for wanting someone to have his back when he walked through those halls the first day. Then something else came to him; he was more worried about his first day at school than he was about what had happened to his friend. "Loser!"

"What?"

"Sorry. Not you. I'm the loser. I shouldn't be p.i.s.sed that he's not here. I should be worried...worried about why he's not here."

She smiled. That was a good sign. Either she didn't know what they'd done to Ray and Burke, or she wasn't concerned about it. Then again, she could be a cold brainwashed zombie who didn't care what had happened to them.

"You're a good friend to have, I think." She walked around him and called over her shoulder, "I wouldn't worry about Ray and Burke if I were you. They'll be fine. You'll see."

He tried not to lean into her as her bulky coat brushed his arm. The fact that he was tempted to do so blew him away. It was like there was a rubber band stretched between them and he automatically relaxed when they were close. As she entered the main doors, he could feel the tension, the stretching, and he knew he'd be spending the rest of the day thinking of a way to stand near her again.

Then her parting words replayed in his head.

He'd never said anything about Burke!

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GOING BACK FOR ROMEO.

PROLOGUE.

Castle Ross, East Burns.h.i.+re, Scotland 1494.

Odd.

The stone closest to Laird Montgomery Ross's foot looked to be the same shape as the hole remaining in the side of his sister's tomb, but he refused to reach for it.

"Nay. I'm not ready to be finished." Monty whispered his complaint to G.o.d, for surely it was G.o.d's hand that wrought such an appropriately shaped thing.

Behind him, one of the priests cleared his throat. Monty knew without looking it had been the fat one who could not cease rubbing his hands together, even while Monty's sister was led inside her would-be grave. The b.a.s.t.a.r.d had been rubbing them for a fair two days, since he'd arrived to try Isobelle as a witch. No doubt they were itchy for the feel of a woman's neck since Monty had cheated them out of wringing his sister's.

He could let the priest live, or he could be silent, but Monty could not manage both.

"If you canna seem to clean those hands, Father," he said without turning away from his morbid creation, "I'd be happy to rid you of them before I finish my task here. I'm sure my sister wouldna mind the wait."

A gasp of outrage was followed by silence, although the Great Hall was filled to the corners with his clan. Those who could not find s.p.a.ce inside would soon enough hear of each stone lovingly placed as their laird buried his sister alive within their very hall, upon the stone dais, behind the great Ross Chair. Hopefully they would remember Isobelle's bravery and not how oft his tears mingled with the mortar.

None breathed, none dared rub their hands. How could he possibly continue? How could he not?

"Nay, I wouldna mind a bit, if you're quick about it, brother mine." Isobelle's voice echoed eerily from the tomb and she smirked at him from within the tiny patch of light the same shape as the odd stone. "In fact, toss the b.l.o.o.d.y things in here with me and I'll leave them at the gates of h.e.l.l. Himself can collect them when he arrives."

Her unholy laughter no doubt had even the dogs wis.h.i.+ng they could cross themselves, but it was music to Monty's ears. The Kirk's men allowed her no blanket, but she'd have the image of revenge to keep her warm.

"Isobelle!" Morna screamed. Monty's other sister stood off to his right, restrained by her puny Gordon husband. "'Tis all my fault. Forgive me."

Isobelle's sober face came forward to fill the hole as she searched for Morna, giving Monty one last glimpse of red hair.

"Morna, love. Dinna greet. The faery will come to make it all right again. Watch for the faery...and keep away from your husband!"

"Silence!" the robed b.a.s.t.a.r.d roared.

Isobelle laughed again, backing away from the hole. After all, what could the man do to her now?

Monty would not ruin her00 trust in the blasted faery, but if the creature ever placed its magic toe on Ross land, it would be dead before it ever took a breath of heathered air.

'Twas time.

He looked at the stone.

'Twas meant.

"I love you, sister mine." His words were quiet, for Isobelle alone.

"And I you, Monty. Blow us a kiss."

When he raised his crusted fingers to his lips, his palm filled with tears but they washed none of the nightmare away. He blew a kiss that was instantly returned.

"I'm stayin' right here, pet. Ye're no' alone."

"Get on, then." The whimper in her voice was slight. "I'll have a wee nap if ye'll but douse the light."

With a final wink she disappeared.

Monty reached for the stone, dipped its edges in muck, and pushed it home, breaking his heart in the doing. After long moments of stillness, his hands slowly opened and dropped away.

From the corner of his eye, he saw Morna swoon, but someone else would have to catch her-someone without mud or blood on his hands. Morna wouldn't welcome his comfort anyhow. She claimed it was her fault, but he knew both sisters blamed him.

If he'd have known the outcome, would he have acted differently? What kind of b.a.s.t.a.r.d would not?

There was no stopping the twisting of his face, the sob from his chest. He turned his head to the side and bellowed, "Out!"

Nearly everyone fled or slithered from the hall, all but The Kirk's henchmen who would stay until they believed his sister dead. Only then did he hear the m.u.f.fled sobs of Isobelle. She sounded as if she were deep in the ground.

His heart shuddered with cold. Dear G.o.d, what had he been thinking? His plan was madness; she would never last. Not enough time. He had to get her out!

He reached for the odd stone...and was struck soundly from behind.

CHAPTER ONE.

Castle Ross, Present Day.

This wasn't the first time Jillian MacKay had felt a holy-c.r.a.p-moment coming on. She wouldn't worry about it now, except for two things. First, her premonitions of holy-c.r.a.p-moments were never wrong. And second, she was only minutes away from testing The Curse of the Ross Clan.

Jilly was alone for the moment, poised to enter the Great Hall of Castle Ross, the right heel of her green boots rocking nervously while she waited for the tour group to catch up to her. No sirens sounded. No trumpets announced that a simple girl from Wyoming was about to do anything noteworthy, even though, for the first time in her life, she thought she may actually be about to do something noteworthy.

She took a deep breath. Then another. Then tentatively stepped into the dimly lit Hall, turned to her left, and froze.

Holy, holy c.r.a.p.

Silence stirred from its dreamy corner and rose to fill the Hall, pus.h.i.+ng into every nook and cranny. There was no echo of her steps on the wood floor, no m.u.f.fled voices of the tour group nearing the ma.s.sive outer door-as if this moment was so pure, so important, that sound could not be allowed to sully it.

And all she'd done was look at his face.

The stone Highlander before her was as broad in the shoulder as a football player in full pads. His triceps must have been formed with soft wet clay smoothed and stroked with pa.s.sionate hands, not chiseled from stone as she'd been told.

She wondered if it had been responsibility or defending his misdeeds that had layered muscle upon muscle with no thought for the tailor who must cover those arms. But considering the stories the Muir sisters told, Jilly'd bet the latter was true.

Montgomery Ross had earned his way into the Historical a.r.s.e section of the Scottish Hall of Fame.

Handsome Historical a.r.s.e, she amended, and couldn't help gaping at him like a stupid fish. Good thing she was alone.

His wild hair draped and waved behind his shoulders. Small braids at his temples kept it from his eyes. And those eyes, while hard as stone, were softened by laugh lines. One corner of his mouth quirked a bit higher than the other side and Jilly would have given anything to have heard the man's voice, or a snippet of his laugh.

If such a sound still bounced around the chamber, somehow, her ears couldn't catch it. And her ears were not the only parts of her straining-her hands ached to slide up that chest and around his neck, but a voice in her head warned her to resume breathing and run away. If she ignored it, would she turn to stone as well? Was the Hall so silent, not because she didn't move, but because she couldn't? Then again, would it be so bad to stand here next to him for a couple hundred years?

Ho. Ly. c.r.a.p.

She touched her own chin. Still dry, still soft and fleshy. And so she continued her inventory, somehow feeling she might be tested on the details someday.

Wide cloth draped over his bare shoulder, slanted over his heart, and wrapped around his hips and bulging thighs. Jilly had to ignore his navel outright, even though he certainly couldn't complain about her peeking wherever she pleased. Of course she wouldn't; she should get points for that.

Large fists rested on his hips along with a belt for his sporran. Another strap crossed his chest under the material and no doubt held his sword to his back; its hilt peaked over his shoulder. Ties crisscrossed his calves over thick-looking socks that must not be trusted to stay up on their own. The too-perfect package ended with square-toed boots.