Those Years I Operated A Zoo Chapter 16

Unedited Chapter 16 – You human better grow a heart 人族可长点心吧

　　在知名度上，妲己和陆压的情况是相反的。妲己这个化名比九尾狐要有标志性，而陆压的真身三足金乌更广为人知。

In terms of popularity, Daji and Luya's situation was on the opposite end. Daji was an pseudonym and it's name was more well known than that of Nine-tailed fox. As for Luya's ident.i.ty, the three-legged Golden Crow was more widely known.

　　所以，段佳泽见到妲己时的反应比见到陆压时还要大那么一点儿。

Therefore, Duan Jiaze's reactions when he first saw Daji, as compared to Luya, was slightly bigger.

　　按理说吧，妲己已经被处死了，但是考虑到故事传说的真实性，和这位其实真身是九尾狐，所以再现身凡世，好像也没那么奇怪。只是，在形象上比较令人震惊。

According to logic, Daji had already been executed but considering the authenticity of the story and the facts, this person here was a Nine-tailed fox. It was not too strange for her to reappear in the human world. Just that, in terms of her appearance, it was quite shocking.

　　段佳泽几乎有点不敢置信，半晌才憋出来一句话："你你你……你怎么是这个样子？"

Duan Jiaze found this hard to believe. After a while, he choked out a sentence: "You, you, you…why do you looked like this?"

　　虽然她长得是很漂亮，但是小萝莉再漂亮，和凡人印象中的祸国妖姬还是有很大差距的。

Although she was really beautiful, but no matter how pretty this Lolita was, there was a big difference compared to the impression the human had of this evil enchantress

　　有苏提着自己洁白的裙摆，笑得十分童真可爱地道："这不都是为了灵囿着想，我若用成人的皮囊，容易多生事端。"

You Su held her clean white dress and smiled cutely: "This is for the sake of Lingyou. If I were to use my adult skin, I am afraid it will be easy to stir trouble."

　　这言外之意很明显，怕自己长得太漂亮气质太妖孽招人觊觎。

The implication was very obvious. She was afraid that her beauty will cause temptations from the people with evil intentions.

　　这话别人说可能显得脸大，但她说来，就是那么回事，不能更理直气壮。

If others were to speak the same words, it might seem as shameless. However, what she said was exactly what she meant. She cannot be more confident in her beautiful appearance.

　　"那有苏难道就是你的真名吗？"段佳泽小心翼翼地问道。

"Is You Su your real name?" Duan Jiaze asked carefully.

　　有苏答道："我没有名字，方便园长称呼罢了。有苏是妲己的氏族名，借来一用——总不好再叫妲己吧。"

You Su answered: "I do not have a name. It was just convenient for director to call me something. You Su is Daji's clan name. I borrowed it to use – it's not good to call myself Daji right?"

　　没有对比就没有伤害，和陆压一比，有苏显得非常贴心，连这等细节都考虑到了。

With no comparison, there would be no harm done. As compared to Luya, You Su was more considerate. She even thought of this detail.

　　有苏以这样的形象出现，又态度可亲，导致段佳泽即使知道她就是九尾狐，也没有过多畏惧之情，"欢迎你加入灵囿啊。那我们这里的情况你都知道了吧？我给你准备房间和办公场所……比较简陋，请不要介意。"

You Su appeared in such an image, her att.i.tude was also friendly, which led Duan Jiaze not to be too fearful even though he knew she was a Nine-tailed fox.

"Welcome to Lingyou. So you know about the situation here? I will prepare a room and your office…it is slightly simple, please do not mind."

　　段佳泽小心翼翼打量有苏的神情，他还记得前些天陆压闹着问他要大房子呢，他多怕有苏嘴一张，来句"给我修个鹿台吧"。

Duan Jiaze carefully looked at You Su's expression. He still remembered Luya asking him for a bigger house in the past few days. He was afraid that that You Su would open her mouth and say, 'Build me a Palace".

　　九尾狐同志好说话得简直令人难以想象，"听园长安排。"

Comrade Nine-tailed fox was so easy to talk that it was even hard to believe, "I will listen to the director's arrangement."

　　啊，这感觉太奇妙了，九尾狐都听他安排。

Ah, this feel too wonderful that the Nine-tailed fox listens to him.

　　段佳泽飘飘然一阵，就被陆压嫌弃地推了出去，"把她给我安排远点儿，难闻死了。"

Duan Jiaze was in cloud nine for a moment before he was pushed out by Luya in disgust, "Arrange her to stay away from me. It smells terrible."

　　段佳泽嘀咕道："脾气真大……"

Duan Jiaze muttered: "What a big temper…"

　　"像我这样的野路子，道君是看不上的，"有苏摊了摊手，"今日已算得上和蔼了呢，园长，我看多亏了你。"

"Daojun doesn't look up to amateurs like me." You Su waved her hands, "Today can be considered getting amiable, Director, this is all thanks to you."

　　就这样还和蔼？

This is called amiable?

　　段佳泽转念一想，陆压的确总是一副忍着的样子，毕竟身有系统束缚。

Duan Jiaze reconsidered his thought, Luya looked like he was tolerating and afterall, there was the system constraining him.

But even if he managed to tolerate, his temper was really bad enough…

　　段佳泽不禁心有余悸地道："是吧，他要是能动手，早把我给打死了。"

Duan Jiaze could not help but trembled and said: "You're right. If he could do it, he could have killed me long ago."

　　"哎，等等，我这还买了东西呢，"段佳泽忽然想起今天买的衣服，把陆压的门又敲开了，"道君，我看你每天都穿一样的衣服，就给你买了两套换洗的。"

"Ay, wait, I brought something else," Duan Jiaze suddenly remembered the clothes he bought today and knocked on Luya's door again, "Daojun, seeing that you always wear the same set of clothes everyday, I bought you two sets of clothes to change and wash."

　　陆压没有丝毫感激的神情，反而遭受了羞辱一般怒道："谁跟你们人族一样每天都要换衣服！这是我羽毛化的！"

Luya did not feel any seam of grat.i.tude but actually felt humiliated and angry: "Who need to change clothes everyday like you human! This is transformed from my feathers!"

　　"嘭"的一声，段佳泽又被关在外面了。

With a sound of 'Bang', Duan Jiaze was once again locked outside.

　　不过陆压说得也是，哪有鸟每天换羽毛颜色款式的，那是人类的爱好。

But what Luya said was right, what kind of birds changed their feathers everyday? That's only the hobby of human.

　　"算了算了，不要我自己穿。"段佳泽也懒得去换尺码了，夏天大一点儿还凉快。

"Forget it, I will wear it myself." Duan Jiaze was too lazy to change the size. A bigger size was more cooler to wear in the summer.

With such a howl from Luya, Duan Jiaze could only arrange You Su to the room at the other end of the corridor before he took her to see her own cage. "What else do you need? I will try to fulfill them."

　　有苏没有丝毫不满，"没有，这里挺好。"

You Su was not at all dissatisfied. "Nope, it's all good."

　　段佳泽："那我能把你登记成北极狐吗？"这种派遣动物，系统都可以协助完成各种手续，保证没有破绽。

Duan Jiaze: "Then can I register you as an Arctic fox?" The system will a.s.sist in completing the various procedures for the dispatched animals, ensuring that there are no flaws.

　　有苏也非常流利地说："可以啊。"

You Su also said smoothly: "That's fine."

　　有苏这么好说话，让段佳泽非常感动，陆压，看看人家这个觉悟啊！陆压当初还要求登记成国家超一级保护动物呢。

You Su was so open to persuasion and this made Duan Jiaze really moved. Luya, see how she is so understanding! Luya still wanted to be registered as a national super level animal protection at the start.

　　有苏不经意问："对啦，刚说还有食物供应，就是小苏和柳斌吧？"

You Su inadvertently asked: “By the way, you just said there food is provided, that should be Xiao Su and Liu Bin right?”

　　段佳泽惊恐地看着有苏："…………"

Duan Jiaze looked at You Su in horror: "…"

　　有苏立刻察觉他的脸色不对，贴心地问："怎么了，不是吗？"

You Su immediately noticed that his face expression was not right and carefully asked: "What's wrong? Was I wrong?"

　　段佳泽："……不是，他们是正式员工，食物系统分配的，每天会发给你。"

Duan Jiaze: "…no, they are full time employees. Food will be distributed by the system everyday."

　　他之前的想法真是太天真了，九尾狐还是很危险的啊！

His previous a.s.sumptions were too naive. Nine-tailed fox is still dangerous!

　　有苏面色如常，大度地道："哦，也行。"

You Su looked as usual and said with generosity: "Oh, that's all right too."

　　段佳泽白着脸和有苏对了一下口供。

Duan Jiaze's face paled as he told You Su.

　　以后对外，就说有苏是陆压的表妹，他俩都长得特别好，之前段佳泽说有苏是陆压亲戚，小苏他们就没怀疑。

Next time when telling outsiders, it will be said that You Su is Luya's cousin. Both of them were good looking, so when Duan Jiaze told Xiao Su and the rest that You Su is Luya's relative, they did not suspect anything.

　　动物园的现状也给有苏介绍了一下，主要也是希望有苏了解情况后，上班时能注意一点。

The current situation of the zoo was briefly introduced to You Su. This was mainly to remind You Su to be more careful when she goes to work after knowing the situation.

　　有苏认真地听着，一点儿也不像陆压刚来时，段佳泽多说几句，他就随时都要暴起伤人的样子。她等到段佳泽都说完，才开口道："所以园长现在唯一的问题就是害怕游客不够？"

You Su listened seriously, unlike when Luya first came- Duan Jiaze said a few more words and Luya would burst into an appearance that look like he was going to hurt someone. She waited for Duan Jiaze to finish taking before saying: "So the only problem Director is afraid right now is having not enough tourists?"

Duan Jiaze: "Yes, I am currently circulating the news…"

　　有苏笑了一下，"园长说曾有学生来这里免费参观，那就没有能收费的了？您派人多去学堂联络一下，岂不事半功倍，宁愿多花些钱，完成任务。"

You Su smiled, "Director said that some students came here for free, then what about those who don't? If you send more people to the school to contact you, you'll get twice the result with half the effort.You'd rather spend more money to complete the task."

　　有苏一下抓住了关键点，要是真能和一些学校达成协议，让他们的学生到灵囿参观，那当然是花钱也值了。

You Su seized the key point at once. If they could reach an agreement with some schools to let their students visit Lingyou, it would certainly be worth the money.

　　段佳泽挠挠脸，他一个刚毕业的普通大学生，对于经营和跑动都不太擅长，"我能不能晚点试，没什么经验。"

Duan Jiaze scratched his face. He was a newly graduated ordinary college student yet he was not very good at running a business. “Can I try this later? I don't have much experiences.”

　　"不急，可以慢慢来。"有苏声音是脆生生的童音，语气却又一本正经，反正没有丝毫狐媚之气，"那我们可以先从别的方面努力，我先多多了解一下这边的情况。"

“No hurry, take your time.” You Su's voice was akin to a child's crisp voice, but the tone of voice was also serious, anyway, there was no slight flattery in it, “Then we can work hard from other aspects, Iet me first know more about the situation in here.”

　　对于这种主动承担责任的，段佳泽一时间非常感动，"辛苦你了，做动物就很那啥了，还要给我想辙。"

Duan Jiaze was very touched by this kind of voluntary responsibility momentarily. “Thank you for your hard work, it will be good enough for you to be an animal, you still thoughts of all these for me.”

　　"没什么，自己人。"妲己轻描淡写地道，"虽说咱们是被分配为动物，但是界限也没有那般分明，我可以尽量辅佐。希望到时候，园长给我评个高一点儿的分数，也让我早点恢复自由身。"

“It's nothing, we are all on the same side.” Daji lightly said. “Although we are a.s.signed to be animals, the boundaries in this world is not so clear. I can help as much as possible. I hope that by then, the director will give me a higher score and let me recover my freedom earlier.

　　段佳泽露出了迷茫的神情，"什么自由身？"

Duan Jiaze showed a confused look. "What freedom?"

　　评分机制他可以理解，但是有苏说的什么自由身，他就不太明白了。

He could understand the scoring mechanism but what You Su said about freedom, he could not quite comprehend.

　　"呀，你不知道啊？"有苏眼睛瞪大了一点儿，往陆压的房间瞟了一下。

"Ah, you don't know?" You Su stared a little wider and glanced at Luya's room.

　　段佳泽顿觉不对，"你们不是志愿者吗？来助人为乐的，怎么还有什么自由身？"

Duan Jiaze felt something was wrong, "Aren't you volunteers? Came because you find pleasure in helping others? What do you mean by freedom?"

　　有苏无辜地道："园长觉得，是陆压道君还是我，像助人为乐的人呢？"

You Su innocently said: "Director, do you think that Luya Daojun or me, is someone who'ld helps others for pleasure?"

　　段佳泽："………………"

　　Duan Jiaze: "….."

…f.u.c.k, that's true.

　　有苏笑眯眯地道："反正我是犯了点小错，被罚分配服务的呀，您要是对我不满，不但能给差评，还能退换呢。"

You Su smiled and said, “Anyway, I made a little mistake and was punished into distributing services. If you are not satisfied with me, you can not only give bad comments, but also return me.”

　　段佳泽震惊了。

Duan Jiaze was shocked.

　　难怪传说中的九尾狐这么好说话，啥啥都不挑，还上赶着给他出主意。原来是被罚下来的，盼着能拿个好评结束呢。APP因为刚开发出来，所以此客户端上还没法显示出这个功能，导致段佳泽不知道原来如此。

No wonder the legendary Nine-tailed Fox was so easy to talk, that she doesn't pick on anything and rushed to give him advice. So, she was punished, hoping to get a good comment to end this punishment. The App had just been developed, so this function had not been displayed, resulting in Duan Jiaze not knowing the reason.

　　……所以，陆压那个死样子是怎么回事啊？！

..so, what's with Luya's d.a.m.n att.i.tude?

　　看着段佳泽朝陆压房间离开的背影，有苏眼中闪过了一丝与她今天的表现、外表极不符合的幸灾乐祸。

Seeing Duan Jiaze leaving the room towards Luya's room, You Su'e eyes flashed a seam of happiness that was not in line with her performance today.

　　段佳泽又跑去敲陆压的门了，陆压一脸不爽地来开门，闻了闻段佳泽身上的味道，捏住了自己的鼻子，"又干什么啊你，总来骚扰本尊。"

Duan Jiaze ran to knock on Luya's door again and Luya opened the door with a unpleasant face. He smelt Duan Jiaze's body and pinched his nose, "What are you doing? Always hara.s.sing this deity."

　　段佳泽："我刚知道，你们志·愿·者还要接受打分啊？"

Duan Jiaze: "I just knew that the volunteers would be scored?"

　　陆压："……"

Luya: "…"

　　"死狐狸！"陆压情知被九尾狐揭了底，气愤地道，"我告诉你，你要是敢给我差评，你就死定了！也不许退了我！"

"This d.a.m.n fox!" Luya was unaware that he was exposed by the Nine-tailed fox and angrily said, "Let me tell you, if you dare to score me negative feedback, you will be dead! And you are not allowed to refund me!"　　

　　人间界都不对其他界开放多少年了，来这里相当于出国旅游。而且这里的任务轻松得多，因为是按照扶助对象本人的生活环境评定的，陆压可不想被退了。

The human world had not been open to the rest of the world for many years. Coming here was equivalent to traveling abroad. And the task here was much easier, because it was a.s.sessed according to the living environment of the recipient himself, and Luya did not want to be returned.

　　再说，他吃多少苦了。

Besides, he suffered quite a bit.

　　陆压挺委屈的："我给你装动物，跟马戏似的，还要住笼子……"

Luya was rather wronged: "I acted as an animal like its a circle, I even live in a cage…"

　　"你就是看九尾狐漂亮，我告诉你，她可不是什么良善之辈。"

"You only looked at her appearance. Let me tell you, she is not any kinder."

　　"你还听她忽悠，不知道想想商纣王的下场。"

"You still listened to her sweet talk without thinking about what happened to King Zhou of Shang."

　　"你们人族可长点心吧！"

"You humans better grow a heart!"

　　段佳泽："……"

Duan Jiaze: …"

　　段佳泽无语道："不退就不退吧。不过你装动物，我还装了孙子呢，哥你能不能稍微多一点真诚，还说什么志愿者，有苏一提醒我才想起你怎么能是这么助人为乐的人……"

Duan Jiaze was speechless: "I will not return you back. You acted as an animal while I even acted as a grandson. Brother, can you be more sincere? You still say you are a volunteer and now that You Su reminded me about it, how was it possible for you to help others…"

　　陆压："……"

Luya: "…"

Luya's shame turned into angry, "Can't this deity help others for his pleasure?"

　　"你助是助了，但是好像没乐吧。"段佳泽说着，忽然八卦地道，"据说你们是犯了错才要做志愿服务，你干什么了？"

"You might have helped me but you don't seemed to be very happy." Duan Jiaze said and suddenly starting gossiping, "I heard that the reason you came here to do volunteer service was because you made a mistake. What did you do?"

　　陆压脸一黑，"出去！出去！再不出去吃人了！"

Luya's face turned black, "Get out! Get out! Or else I will eat you if you don't!"