You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman Chapter 1228 (Laxative)

Chapter 1228 (Laxative)

With the combination of these herbs, there must be a way to refine poison. Which one exactly?

Qing Xu took the lead and looked towards Ye Hua, seemingly curious about which herb Ye Hua would choose.

However, Ye Hua happened to look up at that moment, making Qing Xu quickly lower his head.

Everyone saw this expression, and it seemed that this chubby guy was in trouble.

Donghuang Baizhi saw Ye Hua's smile and knew that he was bluffing.

It seemed that Ye Hua was randomly placing herbs to disrupt Qing Xu's judgement. The more confused Qing Xu was, the less he could concentrate.

It turned out that the wife knew her man the best.

Indeed, Ye Hua was just bluffing.

Although it was a bluff, Ye Hua had his own set of principles. How could he lose? He took each battle seriously. Just ask the Empress, she would confirm that he was serious in every fight.

Qing Xu scanned the herbs, pinched and sniffed them, and finally began to work!

But on Ye Hua's side, things had already heated up!

Alchemy naturally required the right temperature, and with the right temperature, good medicine could be produced.

In addition to the temperature, the flame was also a crucial factor.

Ye Hua's left hand emitted a white flame, while his right hand emitted a black flame. The black and white flames danced like elves.

Everyone knew what these were. Even in the Nine Provinces and Five Seas, these rare Mystical Fire were considered precious.

This guy actually had two types of Mystical Fire; he was truly a rich man. No wonder his strength was so formidable.

Qing Xu looked at the Mystical Fires in Ye Hua's hands, furrowing his brows slightly.

As Ye Hua used the Mystical Fires, the cauldron showed a state of black and white. This situation astonished everyone present.

Could someone really manipulate things like this?

However, Qing Xu also started adding herbs. People noticed that Qing Xu's movements were precise, while Ye Hua's movements seemed a bit amateurish.

This also revealed who the true master was.

Qing Xu was also a man with Mystical Fire. In his hands, there was a blue Mystical Fire. With a light shout from Qing Xu, the blue flame began to burn the "barbecue grill." ??ℕꝋβĘš

At this moment, Ye Hua calmly said, "To be honest, if we bring some barbecue over, I believe we can enjoy a few skewers."

Donghuang Baizhi shook her head. 'Ye Hua is always thinking about eating. You're in the middle of a compet.i.tion; can you not be more serious?'

If Ye Hua knew what Donghuang Baizhi was thinking, he would definitely scold her again, accusing her of being ignorant.

He was clearly trying to set him up. Did she really think that he had so much free time?

Right now, Qing Xu completely ignored Ye Hua and focused on refining the medicine.

Seeing that it had no effect, Ye Hua shut his mouth.

Meng Yao sat in the centre, her eyebrows tightly furrowed, harbouring various doubts about Emperor Big Brother.

After a while, Ye Hua extinguished the flames.

A black and white pill appeared, and everyone felt that based on its appearance alone, it must be a highly toxic substance! Even Donghuang Baizhi sensed that something was wrong with this pill.

Qing Xu also noticed, and his gaze gradually became serious.

Splurt!

Qing Xu's medicine on this side was also finished. A black pill appeared in the air.

Now everyone couldn't help but marvel. Those were supposedly non-toxic herbs, yet these two managed to extract poison from them.

The most basic poison is black. As it gets more advanced, other colours might appear within the black, but ultimately, it still involves black.

Both pills were now presented, and everyone couldn't help but admire these two geniuses.

It would be a waste not to produce counterfeit drugs.

Ye Hua and Qing Xu swung their right hands, and the refined poison flew into each other's hands.

Then, without saying a word, they both swallowed the respective pills.

This stunned everyone.

Donghuang Baizhi was dumbfounded. What was Ye Hua doing? Has he gone mad?

Meng Yao was also in shock. The two of them? Are they trying to commit suicide?

Didn't they say it was a compet.i.tion in poison refining?

Isn't the compet.i.tion about whose poison is more potent? Why did they just swallow the poison pill without a word? What on earth were they doing?

Everyone was bewildered by the recent turn of events. They had never seen a poison refining compet.i.tion like this before.

"Who should go first, or should I?" Ye Hua asked calmly.

"I'll go first," Qing Xu said in a deep voice. After swallowing the pill just now, he felt a heavy burden in his heart.

Taking a deep breath, Qing Xu said, "The poison I just refined is a new type of poison. I call it OOXX." [It's slang for s.e.xual activity.]

Ye Hua: "..."

It seems like I've opened such a website before; it contains rich knowledge, like an ocean of learning. I have been studying for a month and have only grasped half of the supreme skills, which are now being used on my wife, making it quite comfortable.'

For technical learning, come to OOXX.

"Its function is to make you p.o.o.p!" Qing Xu said in a deep voice. Actually, after examining the herbs for a long time, it's not certain that you can refine poison. The only poison is probably a laxative. There's no choice but to tough it out and make a laxative.

Ye Hua's face stiffened, and he said in a low voice, "This is a laxative?"

"Of course, and it's a powerful laxative. There's no antidote among these herbs, so..." Qing Xu had a look that implied you understood, as if he could already see you p.o.o.ping in your pants.

Ye Hua's stomach made a rumbling sound, and everyone heard it. It felt like he needed to go to the bathroom; if he didn't, he would p.o.o.p in his pants.

Ye Hua didn't expect Qing Xu to be so ruthless. Knowing that he cares the most about face, if he were to p.o.o.p in front of so many people, it would truly be a loss of face.

And he indeed felt like he needed to p.o.o.p! This b.a.s.t.a.r.d!

"Now it's your turn to speak," Qing Xu said triumphantly. 'Let it rip... then I win this compet.i.tion.'

Ye Hua said in a low voice, "Since you're so ruthless, don't blame me for being heartless!"

"Mine is not a laxative; it's Indian G.o.d Oil!"[Basically a chinese aphrodisiac/v.i.a.g.r.a]

Indian G.o.d Oil???

Everyone was puzzled.

Donghuang Baizhi certainly knew what Indian G.o.d Oil was. This shameless person actually mentioned it, and even...

Could it be that Ye Hua has been using it all along?

It's quite possible. It's better not to expose this kind of thing too much. Such matters shouldn't be too harsh on men. Let's pretend not to know in the future.

However, this will eventually lead to the entire team knowing that he is using Indian G.o.d Oil.

"Do you know why it's black and white?"

"Don't know? Then let me explain it more simply; understand the union of yin and yang, right? My pill is based on this concept." With Ye Hua's words, everyone was in shock.

So he relied on the union of yin and yang to poison! What a cunning man!

It turns out it's the union of yin and yang; d.a.m.n it... I don't know how effective it is.

Everyone looked at the same spot on Qing Xu.

But...

Qing Xu's belly was too big; you couldn't see anything.The women present blushed slightly; there was really nothing to say...

Qing Xu was shocked: "You actually! Actually! Gave me an aphrodisiac!"

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