I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear? Chapter 23

Chapter 23 How dare you.

Xi Ruoxuan thought about this and laughed out loudly. The more she, thought about it, the more it became beautiful, and slowly she entered into the dream world. Just as she was sleeping, she suddenly felt an itchy numbness, and very comfortable. Xi

Ruoxuan felt good at first, but she was soon got more shocked as time went by. This was someone being indecent with her ah! It wasn't too late for her to reach out and grab the pig's hand grabbing her chest. She pressed it so hard that she immediately heard the voice let out a crying and shouting sound: “Aiyo-yo, it's me ah, just me. Be gentle a little.”

Xi Ruoxuan immediately recognized the voice of Zhong Langyu. Xi Ruoxuan thought, you didn't succeed yesterday, so today you've come to sneak an attack on this old lady, right? This old lady is not that easy to bully, want to take advantage of me, no way!

Xi Ruoxuan just kicked Zhong Langyu out of the bed with her leg then continued to sleep. Zhong Langyu m.u.f.fled a scream at the sharp pain in his stomach, hate in his heart ah! This stinky woman, so difficult to wait on. I'm your husband, yet you will not let me touch! Zhong Langyu had the heart to reach out again, but he finally drew back. That foot just now was too hard. If it had touched my key parts, I'm afraid that I will immediately become an eunuch. For the sake of safety, I better withdraw!

The next day the sun was still very bright. Xi Ruoxuan ate as usual, learning words as usual and practicing martial arts as well. Watching Zhong Langyu as if nothing had happened. Zhong Langyu also didn't doubt, an idiot, her memory must also have problems, why would she talk to me about that matter!

Xi Ruoxuan saw that Zhong Langyu didn't say a thing. Of course, he won't reveal his scars. As long as you don't bother me, I will not mess with you. Xi Ruoxuan put all her focus and energy on the martial arts. Today she had learned a dozen more tricks.

Xu Nian had been wondering, this w.a.n.gfei Niangniang's speed of learning words was faster, and the words she'd written were still very similar. He was afraid, there was no word to teach her, afraid that there were less sticks to teach her with. How did she learn so fast? Ha ha! It was a strange thing to say that a student learned fast, but the teacher worried. This could also be considered a big anecdote.

Another hard day, Xi Ruoxuan immersed herself in the mysterious world of sticks. Say, this ancient martial art was so exquisite, one by one after careful thinking and speculation, her dancing could also be said to be watertight.

The most amazing thing was Xu Nian's brilliance. The stick danced like a windmill, making the servant spill a basin of water, but not even one drop was glued onto his body?! This Xu Nian was good ah! Although he was a scholar in name, his martial arts was still so strong, it seemed that her teacher was good for her.

Lying in bed, Xi Ruoxuan was in a very excited mood. Seeing that there was no indication of her falling asleep, she began to think nonsense, from her previous life to this life, and then thought of Zhong Langyu; that day he attacked me in the middle of the night, hehe! Now you know that I'm amazing, right! d.a.m.n! She hadn't seen him lately. Where did he run to?

Xi Ruoxuan wore her clothes again and walked out of the room. She was going to Zhong Langyu's room to see whether he was fine after that day when she kicked him out of the bed. If there was something wrong with it, then it would be bad.

Zhong Langyu's room was separated from Xi Ruoxuan's room by a courtyard, after she crossed the yard and turned a corner, she saw Zhonglang's bedroom. As soon as Xi Ruoxuan came to the door, she heard the gasping sound of “ying ying, oh oh” coming from the room. Xi Ruoxuan was stunned this was Zhong Langyu's room ah! What was he doing inside?

Xi Ruoxuan looked through the door only to see two wriggling bodies on the bed. The one on top was obviously Yin Junw.a.n.g Zhong Langyu. Xi Ruoxuan's head ‘buzzed'. Good! You dead ghost, how dare you blatantly cheat on me here, see how I take care of you!

Xi Ruoxuan raised her leg to kick the door, then suddenly put her foot down again, no! If I make such a scene, my cover as a fool will be blown. I can't make it hard. I have to be wise. Xi Ruoxuan thought for a long time at the door, and a wonderful idea came to her heart. As soon as Xi Ruoxuan tried hard and lowered her strength, she pushed the door open. Zhong Langyu was shocked: “Who?”

Xi Ruoxuan pretended to not understand, and looked at the woman on the bed dumbly: “Is this not Yun'er? What is she doing here?”

Originally she knew the woman who had been cheating together with the w.a.n.gye, was a slave girl in the w.a.n.gfu named Yun'er. When Yun'er saw it was Xi Ruoxuan, she hurriedly pulled the cloth around her body more tightly. It was estimated that she wasn't wearing much at this time.

Zhong Langyu panicked for a while, then calmed down. What's wrong with me? She was just a fool, and a fool was very easy to deceive. If I just a weave few words it will be alright!

“Oh! It's Xuanxuan ah! Here's the thing. Isn't Ben w.a.n.g going to sleep? It's cold in the quilt, so I let Yun'er help me warm up the quilt.” Zhong Langyu said as if nothing had happened, “What are you doing here so late?”

Xi Ruoxuan fixed her eyes straight on the woman on the bed: “YuYu, I just saw you in the quilt.”

Zhong Langyu waved his hand: “Oh! It's faster when two people are under the quilt.”

Xi Ruoxuan scratched her head: “But I just saw your mouth and her mouth glued together. What is going on?”

Zhong Langyu thought to himself that the fool had stolen a peek: ” O, this ah, this is the case, YuYu just ate midnight snacks and didn't have time to wipe his mouth. It happened that Yun'er was covering the quilt, so I borrow her mouth, and we licked each other clean. ”

Xi Ruoxuan's mouth did not say anything, but her heart was already scolding him, you this shameless thing, obviously in a clandestine affair, but are blinking and lying, you're taking this old woman to really be a fool ah!

Xi Ruoxuan strongly endured the anger in her heart, and nodded her head dumbly: “This is the case ah!” As Xi Ruoxuan was saying that, she went forward to pull the quilt from Yun'er, making her tremble with fear: “NiangNiang, don't, don't.”

Xi Ruoxuan looked back at Zhong Langyu: “What happened to her, is she not helping you heat your quilt, and wipe your mouth, why is she shaking?”

Zhong Langyu started sweating at this time, heart is saying this was also a technical activity, how will I explain this: “She being like this ah, is shaking not friction? Friction is faster, so it will save time!”

Xi Ruoxuan was almost amused, this was what type logic? She hadn't seen a quilt so big that it needed shaking: "That, how long will it take to heat it up, so she's not leaving?"

Zhong Langyu shook his head quickly: "Oh no, no, she's leaving right away. It's warm so she has to go!” As Zhong Langyu said that, his two eyes were winking at Yun'er, which meant to go quickly.

Yun'er of course understood this was a signal to get up, and quickly grabbing her clothes beside the bed, ready to wear them when Xi Ruoxuan pulled the quilt onto the floor, only to see her naked.

Xi Ruoxuan suppressed her anger and sullenly asked, “Why is she warming the quilt naked?”

Zhong Langyu quickly explained: “Is that's not fast? The heat transfers slowly through the clothes, so her being naked is also to save time. Right, do you want to be covered, how about you let me have Yun'er cover you up?"

He said the sentence in Xi Ruoxuan's heart: "Oh! Good! My bed is also cold, then I will allow Yun'er to come cover me up”.

Zhong Langyu regretted his words o! Why did I say this, very troublesome, this fool is really taking it seriously. As soon as Yun'er heard this, she almost cried: “No, w.a.n.g Ye, I, I…”