ONE PIECE Jazz One Piece Jazz 141 Meeting Usopp

Luffy:" What do you mean?" He was enjoying the journey without any care.

Nami:" Are we going to grand line like this ?"

Luffy:" Oh right we need more meat. DJ do you have something to eat ."

He said remembering the giant sea Monsters taste great, zoro interest peaked up as he also want to eat those sea monsters.

Jazz:" No can't you see if i have any My children wouldn't be trying to eat me..." Yes they were on a hunger rampage again...

Nami:" I am not talking about food supplies or any boozes " She galred both at Luffy and Zoro

" And you how can you call yourself father give them to us." and just like before she and Nojiko calmed the kids down....

Nojiko:" We need bigger s.h.i.+p and lots of equipment if we want to survive grand line..."

Nami:" Yes we can't sail with kids in just any small boat. we also need some more crew members. All right its decided in north there is a village we will first look for a s.h.i.+p..." she said while checking on a map...

Luffy:" And eat some meat..." he shouted energetically

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" This is bad this is bad Pirates are coming "

A slim tan-skinned teenager with medium-length black woolly hair, prominent lips and a long nose, which is apparently an allusion to Pinocchio can be seen running around the village while shouting....

"What pirates" A villager opened the door but soon closed it seeing who was spreading the rumor.

People started leaving theie home and started going for their work. No one took him seriously and only take it as a indication that' its time to go to work.'

" Hah ha ha ha i was just lying..." He laughed

"DONG" a flying pan hit him....

No one took him seriously But its not like it was not annoying.

"Ohh they are coooming..." He got hyped up seeing the lots of villager started coming out of their home. Some were just awoke and were in bad mood... he ran with 10s of people following him....

"Ussop Stop you b.a.s.t.a.r.d, i work overnight and your morning shout is G.o.d d.a.m.n annoying..." a man who was in half sleep state shouted at him....

Ussop:" I know because i heard annoying moaning of your annoying wife... opps my mistake since you were not home last night then it probably was someone else" This riled the man up...his face was red in anger...

" Today i am going to kill you..." he started throwing all kinds of item at him...

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Usopp hiding on a tree branch started laughing lightly....

" They can't find me, i ditched them again...he he he"

soon after all the villager left unable to find him...

Usopp:" I have done a good deed again,i have added some excitement to this boring village and now that uncle knows that his wife have been cheating on him... yes an achievement worth celebrating..."

" There he is.." when he was enjoying his self achievement 2 kids voice brought his attention...

Usopp:" Oh so its you guys Piman and Nijin." He jumped from the tree and greeted them

Piman/ Nijin:" Usopp Pirate is ready for actions." they salute him

Usopp:" Its only you two...Where is Tamanegi.."

" This is bad ...this is bad...pirates ...monster ....pirates ....monsters..." A kid wearing gla.s.ses ran toward them while shouting...

Usopp:" What are you freaking out for Tamanegi..."

Tamanegi:" This is bad Pirates and Monsters are coming here..."

"""You are lying""" all three said in unison

Tamanegi:" But i saw a pirate flag of Buggy Pirates crew and they were chasing some monsters, they will soon reach this island..." Usopp freaked out

Usopp:" Pirates and monsters....i remember its time for my snack" he ran back to village...

""" Don't run away"""

Usopp:" Actually i have a rare disease will kill me if i don't eat snack.." she said while grabbing his stomach painfully

"""You are lying""" This time all three kids said in unison

Tamanegi:" Oh i forgot that i also saw 2 child with them...also they were riding a small boat..."

Usopp:" Alright we are fighting them, didn't i said that a real pirate never back down from a fight." he said suddenly gaining his enthusiasm...

( Usopp: How hard can be a 2 child be...)

( Tamanegi: Ah should i tell him that 5 people are with the kids, no.... at least captain can become a good decoy when the times come...)

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On the sea sh.o.r.e.... Two monsters were lying on the sandy beach. Tiger and Maria were jumping on it and making some victorious poses... While jazz taking some pictures of them from a digital camera...

Luffy:" As expected of our Navigator, we finally found the island..."

Nami:" I am not doing this again.." But Nami felt exhausted...

Zoro:" I don't think that was a smart way hunt sea monster..." He also felt tired.

Nojiko:" But they look so much happy..." she said while trying to catch her breadth...

Half an hour ago Kids woke up due to their hunger and started creating headaches for them. Now even Nami and Nojiko can't seems to calm they down...

Jazz suddenly found two monster Copulating, he felt slight guilty but Kids comes first. And soon the hunting started, Tiger and Maria fired energy attack after energy attack. Making the sea monsters scream in pain when it should be moaning in pleasure...

They were not allowed to submerge underwater as the kids shows proficiency in using energy bombs... Blasting them out of the water while not killing them.

Nami skillfully navigating in this chaos while Luffy and zoro paddling the boat trying to keep up with the running away monster and Jazz encouraging the Kids...

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Luffy :" Can't wait to eat ..can't wait to eat... Meat ...meat.." He was circling around the Roasting Sea Monster with drool coming out of his mouth..

Tiger/Maria:"" Dabu dabu da ...baiiiii "" The saiyan Kids have the same expressions and started some weird ceremony dancing around the fire...

(Jazz: That actually looked like a sacrificing ceremony dance.)

Zoro:" I don't know if you hadn't noticed or not but , there is some one peeking at us ....

""""Ehhh They found us""""

Usopp fall from the edge of the cliffs in shock...As for the three kids they ran away.... But usopp is sure that someone pushed him of the cliffs...

Zoro:" Well well what do we have here..." he made a menacing expression seeing how usopp started shaking in fear...

One by one Luffy, Nami and even Nojiko also brought her Executioner sword over shoulder and looked at Usopp, he looked at them and felt them towering over him like a giant Mountain...he was scared stiff. After few moments he pa.s.sed away...

Luffy :" He fainted...?"

Suddenly he heard two barfing sound from behind... he looked back and saw the two sea monster vanished in the black hole of two saiyans and he also pa.s.sed away...

Zoro:" He also fainted..." he looked at his captain with pity...

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Nijin:" Hey Tamanegi did you really saw them going inside the Shop."

Tamanegi:" Yes i saw them going inside with captain."

Nijin:" we must save him"

piiman:" But real pirates are savages, he must have been eaten.."

Tamanegi:" Idiot only Oniibaba eat people...today this will be our most brutal fight... you both must be willing to die today..." they gulped and went inside the shop....

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After waking up Usopp and fainted Luffy. They introduced themselves, luffy recognized him as Ya.s.sopp son also because of jazz slight meddling and they hit it off like old buddies. After few moment luffy forgot that he just foodblock by two saiyans. They then proceed to a restaurant.

But soon usopp left panicking when they asked for a s.h.i.+p and Mansion on the hill top...

"""USSOPP PIRATE GROUP IS HERE"""

Piiman:" Ehh?...i don't see captain here..."

Nijin:" It can't be that he was eaten.." They gulped in nervousness,

Tamanegi:" Where is our captain.." jazz and the others smirked in amus.e.m.e.nt seeing their reactions...

Luffy:" Waaaaa what a delicious meat it was.." Their eyes almost fell hearing that suddenly jazz threw a half eaten chicken leg piece on the plate.

Jazz:" Your captain was eaten..." At that time all of them burp at the same time except Nami and Nojiko...

""" ONIIBABA"""

They shouted and pointed at only Nami, who was smiling seeing the event play out and instantly became angry at jazz....who was laughing his a.s.s off with two monkeys on his shoulder, who were laughing in a exactly same manner as him...

Nami couldn't help but smile at seeing how similar is father and child trio...

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Nijin:" I think captain went to tell the lies again."

Luffy:" Lies where...?"

Piiman:" To the mansion, the lady of the mansion is weak and sick so captain tells lies to cheer her up...."

Luffy:" He is bad man..or a good man?"

Zoro:" leave him we should look for a s.h.i.+p and leave this island..."

Piiman:" I once saw a beautiful s.h.i.+p on that Mansion..."

Jazz:" Then we should go and look for that s.h.i.+p...." He stood up and walk towards the Mansion as others followed him...

When they reach the Mansion they saw Usopp and Kalahodre arguing and a lady inside the mansion from the window was trying to calm them down...

Bam

A punch landed on Kalahodre's face, usopp looked at him and said...

Usopp:" Don't you dare say anything bad about my father." Usopp was serious and angry at Kalahodre

Kalahodre: " I will say hundred times... in your body runs a filthy blood of a pirate, i know you are being friendly with Lady Kaya so that you can have her money which her parents left behind... now you being violent is a proof of that...." He shouted at him like he just realized a grave truth

Usopp grabbed his collar :" What did you said..." His face become dark in anger

Kaya:" Usopp-san stop it..." Her sudden shout stopped him. Kalahodre corrected his slightly messed up cloths

Kalahodre:" Go away ..."

Kalahodre:" Savages like you don't need to come here again..." he shouted at him, he gave at her and turned around and started leaving...

Usopp:" I will never return here...." this words was not for him but for her....she started tearing up and went towards her bedroom...

Tamanagi:" Captain is not like that BAKA"

piman:"BAKA"

nijin :"BAKA"

Luffy:"BAKA" he also joined them in hara.s.sing Kalahodre, zoro had to restrain him

Tiger/Maria:" Daba buuu..."(Baka) and gave him the middle finger .

Jazz felt embarra.s.sed when Nami, Nojiko and Zoro looked at him...He shrugged his shoulder saying its not me who taught them....

kalahodre:" All of you get out..." he was irritated

Jazz:" Ah i remembered something seeing your face ..." he looked intently at Kalahodre...

(Kalahodre: Did he realised...) he became slightly nervous and gripped his fist tight...

Jazz gave him a meaningful smirk and left...

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