I Hacked Everything 22 Master Tier Player 2

"Alright so I'm up against a Yasuo. With my shadows, it should be easy to dodge the tornado,"

As Chris was getting more excited for the game to begin, he heard a woman's voice that he hasn't heard in years.

"Minions have sp.a.w.ned!"

Soon the blue and red minions, 3 fighters and 3 casters, came in and started to fight. Chris stood behind the casters to make sure that he wouldn't miss a single minion. Likewise, Ya.s.suo did so as well.

Back at Ya.s.suo's house...

"Chat, this Zed is a G.o.dd.a.m.n p.u.s.s.y. He hasn't even walked a bit forward from his minions. Watch this chat, this is how you win trades against p.u.s.s.y players like him as Yasuo,"

Ya.s.suo started to walk forward and started to position himself slightly to his left to Q.

(In league (it may just be me), instead of saying, using Steel Tempest (Yasuo's Q), people would just say "use your Q" or "to Q" or something along those lines. This is because the four skills of your champion is usually in the keys Q, W, E, and R. So for league skills, I'm just going to say something like "He used his Q".)

"Chat, this is a 66/33 gamble. If he dodges to the right then I win, but if he dodges to the left, oh well. Since I have my pa.s.sive, his shurikens won't do any damage as well. Out of the three possible scenarios that could happen, 2 are a winner and the one that's not a winner won't be a bad thing for me," Ya.s.suo said with confidence.

Back in the FBI safe house...

Chris saw that Ya.s.suo was moving in towards him and noticed that the Yasuo's body was tilted slightly to the right.

"For now, I'll move to the left," Chris mumbled as he clicked to the left of him. As he was moving towards the left, Ya.s.suo thrusted his sword towards his right completely missing Chris. Chris smiled as he immediately threw out his shuriken hitting Ya.s.suo straight on which activated his pa.s.sive. Chris then last-hitted two minions turning level 2 and throwing out his shadow in front of Ya.s.suo. Seeing that Ya.s.suo did not have his pa.s.sive, he immediately switched positions and auto-attacked him twice before quickly running away to farm again.

(Farming is to basically kill enemy minions.)

"Hmph, trying to win a small trade. You should've done it earlier when we weren't so close to level 2. That was a huge mistake," Chris said as he typed LOL in the chat.

Seeing what Chris wrote in the chat, Ya.s.suo slammed his desk.

"Did he just type f.u.c.king LOL after only hitting me twice? This is one cheeky b.a.s.t.a.r.d chat," Ya.s.suo said as veins started to show on his forehead.

(Scripting is basically hacking.)

Seeing that the situation wasn't so good for him, Ya.s.suo decided to just farm. After waves upon waves of minions, Ya.s.suo hit level 6.

"Hmph, I got my ulti. This kid is f.u.c.king dead," Ya.s.suo said as he started to get ready to take the initiative.

(Ulti short for ultimate skill is basically your R.)

Seeing that Ya.s.suo was finally starting to move in, Chris decided to give him the opportunity to strike.

"Once he goes in, all that matters are skills and there's no way this puny Masters Yasuo can beat me," Chris said as he walked forward to kill some minions giving Ya.s.suo the opportunity to strike.

"Alright, let's kill this b.i.t.c.h," Ya.s.suo said as he started to use his E to close the gap between him and Chris. While he was getting closer, he used his Q once and when he arrived in front of Chris, his Q was back up and Ya.s.suo immediately used Q.

Chris was. .h.i.t by his Q and Ya.s.suo finally got his tornado.

"Chat, this Zed is dead,"

When the cooldown for his Q was finally over, Ya.s.suo immediately threw out his tornado.

Chris looked at this and snorted.

"Yeah like I'm letting you hit me with that one," Chris flashed out of the tornado, arriving in front of Ya.s.suo. He put down a shadow and used his ult leaving another shadow. When he came back from his ult animation, Chris immediately used his E. His E hit Ya.s.suo slowing him down. Using this chance, Chris quickly used his Q and 3 shurikens started to fly towards Ya.s.suo. Seeing the three shurikens fly towards him, Ya.s.suo quickly sent out his Wind Wall, but it was too late. All three shurikens. .h.i.t him.

Realizing that the situation has gone sour, Ya.s.suo flashed away from Chris, but he was too late. Chris used his ignite and a couple of seconds later, the second effect of Chris' ult activated killing Ya.s.suo.

"First Blood!" The announcer exclaimed.

"What?!" As he could not comprehend what just happened, Ya.s.suo just sat there with his mouth wide open. "How did he just kill me? Where did that damage come from? Why did I flash so late?"

As Ya.s.suo was sitting with his heart feeling like it was crushed, Chris was laughing.

"As if you could kill me with those skills!" Chris said as he laughed even harder. He typed LMAO in the chat to make sure that he infuriated his enemy to the utmost limit.

Ya.s.s...o...b..gan slamming on his desk just like how Chris wanted it.

"Chat, this Zed is getting way too c.o.c.ky. He only killed me once. It isn't the end of the game," Ya.s.suo said with rage driving his urge to win.

When Ya.s.suo revived, he started to type in chat.

[Hey Rammus, Zed no ult or ignite, gank me as soon as I get back.]

(I'll use brackets to write the chat.)

[Alright.] the Rammus said as he was trying to get the red buff.

"Try to escape from me now!" Ya.s.suo said as he bought a Zeal and 2 potions.

Chris continued to farm and did not recall.

"I have 1600 gold right now. I'll just farm a little more and then get a myself a serrated dirk and boots,"

Chris killed the minion wave that was currently there and was about to recall when he saw Ya.s.suo come back to the lane.

"Alright, let's kill this f.u.c.ker one more time before I go back," Chris said as he smiled.

Chris started to walk a bit closer to Ya.s.suo while getting his ring finger ready to put down his shadow at any moment. When he found that he was close enough, he put down his shadow in front of Ya.s.suo.

Seeing this, Ya.s.suo smiled and the Rammus that was in the left bush popped out with his Q and rapidly charged at Chris.

Chris' smile turned into a frown in an instant.

"s.h.i.+t, the Rammus is ganking! I don't have anything!"

Without a choice left, he quickly switched places with his shadow and Ya.s.suo was standing there waiting for him.

"I got you now!" Ya.s.suo quickly threw out a Q and Chris was. .h.i.t.

As Chris was running away without any hope left, Rammus accidentally hit the minion wave that was extremely big due to Chris farming the entire time.

Seeing this miracle, Chris quickly right-click out of the mid lane.

"No you don't!" Ya.s.suo shouted as he dashed to Chris and quickly Q'ed. He got his tornado up and after a couple of seconds, he threw it out. However, with Chris' reflexes, he was able to dodge it. When Chris' W came back up, he quickly put a shadow in front of him and switched positions.

"G.o.d d.a.m.n it!" Ya.s.suo said as he slammed his fist at his keyboard. He then started to rapidly type at chat.

[Rammus, you're an idiot. Why in the world would you hit those minions. I was relying on your knockup from your Q to ult. That was such an easy kill!]

[It was a mistake!] The Rammus said. [I'm sorry, I'll gank you again once the Zed comes back.]

[Fine,] Ya.s.suo said.

"Chat, this Rammus is a boosted animal," Ya.s.suo said as he went back to the lane to start farming.

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