Against The Gods With An Anime System 44 A Very Easy Duel

"Mesa, Mesa wake up! Today is your duel with Murong Yi, wake up!" said Cang Yue as she was shaking Mesa to wake up. Shortly after he woke up and saw Cang Yue looking over him.

"Well good morning there beautiful, what's the hurry in waking me up so early?" asked Mesa as he got up and pulling Cang Yue to himself for a kiss, but she suddenly stopped him and pushed him out of bed.

"Huh? What's the matter? Normally you're so h.o.r.n.y in the morning." Said Mesa confused at this situation.

"Don't you know what today is. Today is the day of your duel with Murong Yi. While I know he doesn't stand a single chance against you, Palace Chief Qin Wushang has set up this duel for the two of you so you shouldn't offend him and arrive too late. And besides, you will be leaving in a few days anyway. So better save your strength for tonight, because I will let you can do whatever you want with me." Said Cang Yue with the most seductive smile causing Mesa to immediately get a hard on.

"Ohhh... this had better not be a joke." Said Mesa cautiously, to which Cang Yue gets out of bed completely naked, walks up to him, grabs his d.i.c.k and gives it just a single lick.

"Does this look like I'm joking." Said Cang Yue with that same seductive smile.

"Ohohoho woman, you better prepare yourself, cause tonight, you're not gonna be sleeping much." Said Mesa excitedly.

Cang Yue sat back on the bed with her legs crossed and hands on her legs in the most seductive way possible as she told him: "I can't wait."

Mesa, who was beyond h.o.r.n.y at this moment, couldn't keep his eyes of her. Even while he was collecting his clothes, he would look back at her every three seconds and just stare at her for a few seconds before he'd continue collecting his clothes. Having collected all his clothes, he stared at her before he teleported back to his room.

'Ohh my G.o.d! Even after two months of continues f.u.c.king, that woman can still get me so~ h.o.r.n.y. G.o.d, am I glad that I have her.' thought Mesa to himself with a lewd smile on his face.

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The center plaza of Blue Wind Profound Palace's Outer Palace was immensely big. There would usually be numerous outer palace disciples sparring at this location, attracting the attention of even more disciples. This plaza was also the location of all sorts of profound strength compet.i.tions of the outer palace.

And today, the plaza was tens of times livelier than any other day. Numerous crowds of people densely packed with the stage at its center. Of the fifty thousand or more Outer Palace disciples, there were actually more than eighty percent of them gathered here, causing the central area to be wrapped so tight that it was impenetrable. Their attention was focused on the stage; they were waiting for the arrival of the today's main character.

Today was the date of Uchiha Mesa and Murong Yi's arranged battle. The majority of these disciples who were present today came to catch a glimpse of an Inner Palace disciple's elegant prowess. Mesa was not even on their minds, during the two months before the duel would happen, he had never once used any of the cultivation rooms of the Inner Palace or even bothered to learn any of the Profound Skills of the Blue Wind Profound Palace. In everyone's eyes, Mesa had already lost and was just coming here to humiliate himself in front of a genius like Murong Yi.

Since Palace Chief Qin Wushang had set up this duel, everyone had gathered. If it weren't for that, n.o.body would have even bothered to show up today. At this moment a disturbance happened, Palace Chief Qin had showed up and all the disciples looked at him with reverence. Behind him was Qin Wuyou and several Elders and Instructors of the Blue Wind Profound Palace. Making their way towards their pavilion that was close to the stage, they took their seats and were waiting for Murong Yi and Uchiha Mesa to arrive.

After some minutes, Murong Yi showed up and was making his way towards the stage with another guy following him closely. This was Feng Baiyi, ranked 36th on the Heavenly Profound Ranking of the 100 Inner Palace disciples. The arrival of Murong Yi and Feng Baiyi had caused Outer Palace disciples in the jam packed plaza to completely sink into an uproar. The reason why the majority of the Outer Palace disciples came pus.h.i.+ng into the crowd today, was just to personally see the legendary Inner Palace disciple. Each and every one of them were tiptoeing as their gazes burned with fervor.

"Elder cousin, you must certainly teach that Uchiha Mesa a lesson this time, at best, beat him until he's crippled! That grudge from last time, I had already endured it for a two months!" Murong Ye, who was in the crowd, spent an immense amount of effort before he finally pushed through to Murong Yi's side, and said while gritting his teeth.

"Rest a.s.sured, that Uchiha Mesa is only a little rat that doesn't know the difference between heaven and earth. If I want him to be round, then he'll be round; if I want to flatten him, then he'll flatten. If you want to personally vent your anger then, humph," Murong Yi sneered disdainfully: "After I am done with him, I will let you deal with him."

"Hehe," Murong Ye rubbed his hands together; an "unable to wait any longer" expression filled his face: "Cousin, then I'll be waiting for you to mercilessly beat him into a dead dog. For the next three days, if there's anywhere cousin wants to have some fun at, just ask away."

"That guy is just pathetic little worm. Was there really a need to take it so seriously?" said Feng Baiyi with bored out face.

"He's not here yet." Groaned Murong Yi.

"Maybe he is just afraid to fight a true warrior like you, elder cousin." Said Murong Ye mockingly.

Right after he said that, the crowd started to get into an uproar. Feng Baiyi squinted his eyes and began laughing with a mocking tone. "My, my, my. That rat actually showed up."
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Walking through the crowd, Mesa was wearing a simple black t-s.h.i.+rt, with dark blue pants and flip-flops. Looking at his face, one could see that he wasn't focused on the fight ahead, or scared or even excited. He was just bored. Walking up to the stage at a leisurely pace, he arrived on the stage with his hands in pockets, just staring in front of him.

Feng Baiyi was all smiles. He said. "Tch, a maggot is still a maggot, if brother Murong wants to squash him to death, just a pinky would be more than enough. However, if I were you, I would thoroughly stomp him to death, I would play till my heart's content. There aren't so many maggots in this world that are stupid enough to offer themselves up to be abused."

"I will make him remember this day the rest of his life." Murong Yi coldly grunted. Suddenly, he kicked the ground below him his foot, and his body soared to the sky like a large bird. After leaping over a distance of over a hundred meters, he landed steadily on the arena and stood directly in front of Uchiha Mesa. Murong Yi's leap made all the people who came to watch him exclaim in shock. More than half of the Outer Palace disciples opened their mouths wide. Their faces full of admiration and reverence as they fantasized the day they would reach Murong Yi's level themselves.

Back at the pavilion, where Qin Wushang and the other Elders and Instructors were located. Qin Wuyou came out to arbitrate this match and ensure that it goes fairly.

"The time is nigh. You two may begin now." Qin Wuyou flatly said with dignity. "However, bear in mind that this is nothing more than a spar and not a battle to the death. You are not to kill your opponent. Otherwise, you will be punished severely. Alright begin!"

And so, Mesa took out his weapon which was...… a b.u.t.ter knife. A simple, blunt, barely 9 inches long b.u.t.ter knife. When Murong Yi saw the weapon he took out, he couldn't hold in his laughter and laughed at Mesa with everything he had. Not just he, everyone present, except Qin Wushang and Qin Wuyou, were laughing at the weapon Mesa took out. Even though he was being laughed at like that, Mesa just stood there with the same bored expression he had since the beginning of the match.

"Hahahahahaha... Ahahahahahaha... what is this!? You brought a piece of garbage with you to our match! I knew you were a pathetic little worm, but I didn't think you had the brains of one. Hahahahahahahaha." Laughed Murong Yi with everything he had. At the side, Murong Ye and Feng Baiyi were also laughing their a.s.ses of at the 'weapon' that Mesa took out and immediately dismissed him as a weak, little worm with the mind of one.

"This is a stainless steel b.u.t.ter knife. I use this knife to make my sandwiches, and pretty good ones if I do say so myself." Said Mesa with a smirk.

"Pretty good ones?! These are the best sandwiches in the entire universe! Isn't that right Ophis?" said Jasmine proudly while stuffing her face with said sandwiches. Ophis meanwhile was just vigorously nodding along with a face that looked like a hamster with completely stuffed cheeks and she somehow still manages to put more sandwiches in her mouth.

"The reason I took out this thing, is because I don't anything more than this to beat your sorry, weak little a.s.s. If I had used anything more than this, I'd feel I was bullying a r.e.t.a.r.ded baby and I'm not a bully." Said Mesa with a smirk as he was twirling the b.u.t.ter knife between his fingers.

"Arrogant brat. Today, I shall let you know the difference between heaven and earth!" said Murong Yi who was angered at Mesa's provocation.

"Here some free piece of advice for you. Take out your weapon and hit me with everything you've got. If you want to win that is." Said Mesa.

"Hahaha… aahh, I almost fell for you taunt. But I don't need to take out my weapon to beat a weakling like you. Cause unlike you, I still have some dignity and I won't tarnish it by bullying a weakling like you." Said Murong Yi.

In response, Mesa instantly appeared in front of him so fast that no-one was able to keep up with his speed, shocking everyone who was watching, and spat out a giant glob of spit straight into Murong Yi's face. Murong Yi, in response swiped out with his arm where Mesa stood only to hit air and a second later he was. .h.i.t in the face again, but this time it was a towel followed by Mesa's words that sent him completely over the edge.

"Clean yourself off, you're a disgrace."

"You insolent dog!! You're courting death!! Fine! I'll indulge you, but don't blame me for the suffering that you're about to experience!" screamed Murong Yi in rage at Mesa and he took out his weapon. A seven-foot-long silver spear appeared in Murong Yi's hands and he uses his finis.h.i.+ng move right from the get go.

"Die! Blue Dragon Stirs the Sea!!"

As Murong Yi rushes at Mesa at incredible speed, Mesa just stares at him very relaxed. Murong Yi, thinking that his speed is too much for Mesa to even perceive, is euphoric at the prospect of his strongest attack hitting Mesa and injuring him. Just as Murong Yi's attack half-foot away from connecting with Mesa's chest, Mesa suddenly swings his arm that was holding the b.u.t.ter knife. What happened next shocked everyone down to their very core, including Palace Chief Qin Wushang.

FULL COUNTER

Murong Yi's attack suddenly bounced back right towards him and hits him with twice the strength that he himself put in, launching him backwards along the ground for a few dozen feet before he finally comes to a stop. Looking over Murong Yi's body, his clothes are completely in tatters, he had blood flowing down numerous wounds across his whole body and the arm that was holding his spear is bent in such a way that it was never meant to. The audience, even Qin Wushang and the Elders and Instructors were all so quit that you could hear a pin drop. Walking over to Murong Yi, who was just conscious enough that his body was wrecked with unimaginable pains, Mesa stands over him and gives him a smirk that was infuriating him even more. Panting and wheezing on the ground, Murong Yi looks at Mesa with a hate filled look that would definitely kill him if looks could kill.

"You lost, I won." Said Mesa as he brought up his b.u.t.ter knife for Murong Yi to see and it was twisted beyond repair.

"Look at what you've done. You've destroyed my favorite b.u.t.ter knife. How are you going to repay me for this?" Said Mesa so blatantly shameless that it caused everyone in the audience to vomit blood into their mouths and think: 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN, REPAY YOU?! You just beat him in one move and now you're even demanding that he compensates you for destroying a cheap little b.u.t.ter knife!!'

Looking over to his spear, Mesa picks it up despite Murong Yi's weak attempts at holding on to it. Giving his spear a look over, Mesa smiles and satisfyingly nods his head.

"This spear should be just enough to repay my b.u.t.ter knife you destroyed. I hereby forgive you for destroying my b.u.t.ter knife and rest a.s.sured, I will make an excellent new b.u.t.ter knife out of your spear. And who knows, maybe if I have some materials left, I'll even bring you a b.u.t.ter knife. For a reasonable price of course." Said Mesa so seriously that everyone who heard it was having the same thought: 'WTF h.e.l.l MAN!! FIRST YOU BEAT HIM LIKE HE WAS NOTHING AND NOW YOU'RE RIPPING HIM OFF AND TRYING TO SELL HIS SPEAR BACK TO HIM!! HAVE YOU NO SHAME WHAT SO EVER?!'

Slinging his spear over his shoulder, Mesa calmly walks off the stage while whistling a tune that n.o.body there knew off. Just as he walks off the stage, but just before he hits the crowd, he suddenly vanishes, leaving everyone totally confused as to how he is so fast that no one can even catch a glimpse of him movement.

(A.N.: the tune that he is whistling is the Irish Drunk Song that the minions sing during a party in the move Despicable Me 2)

Cang Yue, who was in the crowd at the very front, saw everything happen from start to finish. After it was over, she just shook her head with a smile on her face at the drama that Mesa just caused.

' ... Typical. Always looking for trouble and turning it into a drama, what a guy. That is also one reasons why I fell so deeply in love with him. Hmmm..... He said that I wouldn't be sleeping much tonight. Can't wait to see what he is in store for me.' Thought Cang Yue to herself as she was making her way through the crowd. She was the only one who knew exactly where Mesa had vanished off to.