The Male God's Favorable Impressions Are Difficult To Farm Chapter 3

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Novice Volume: F-Cla.s.s Modern

“So…”

【Ding! Discovered the side mission: Make Dongfang Yuan heartbreak value reach 100 points. Do you accept?】 The frighten 004 quickly announced an exciting mission.

Ye Jun Ge smiled with satisfaction, and praised it for the first time: “Not bad, accept it.”

004 patted its tiny frighten heart, its tone now much more lively and cheerful: 【Ding! The ‘Oppressive Male Sc.u.m' side mission has been accepted. Mission goal: make Dongfang Yuan heartbreak value reach 100. The current heartbreak value: 30.】

【Ding! Discover the side mission ‘Capture Dongfang Yuan,' make Dongfang Yuan's favorable impression towards you hit 100. Do you accept?】

Ye Jun Ge did not want to accept it at all. He must sort out that tool or else he would not be satisfied. Who had the time to farm favorability points?

004, sparing no effort to persuade: 【Jun Jun, you just think, ah, make him fall desperately in love with you then ruthlessly dump him, isn't that very sensible? You accept it, ba~ the more mission, the more contribution points and the abilities that I can share with you is also more~ accept it, accept it~】

Ye Jun Ge who was covered and wrapped around by it, had no choice but to accept the task, but…

“Aren't you the Righteous Path System? To actually say something like make him fall desperately in love with me and then ruthlessly dump him, are you sure that this kind of behavior is decent?”

004 choked. How careless, I forgot that I was suppose to be the Righteous Path system. All blame on the Jun Jun, this crazy man is having bad effects on me QAQ wuwuwu.

004 bit a small handkerchief and shrank into a corner to cry. Ye JunGe did not count on it having any other reaction and let it be.

【Ding! The ‘Capture Dongfang Yuan' side mission has been accept. Mission objective: make Dongfang Yuan's favorable impression towards you hit 100, the current favorability: 70】

【Jun Jun, someone is coming.】 004, who had disappeared for a moment, could not help but show itself again. Although it was ordered to go away before, it was still very happy. Finally, it can nestle in Jun Jun's embrace. So exciting!

Ye Jun Ge stood there and looked fixedly at it, then reached out with one hand to grab the rascally white hair ball clinging to his stomach and stuffed it into his pants pocket. Disregarding 004's struggling, he calmly sat down and began to watch boring news on the TV.

The person who was outside the door struggled for a long time before finally pressing the doorbell.

Ye JunGe can roughly guess who it was.

Opening the door, a tall and handsome man with a mild smile and a look of apprehension on his face stood before him. Ye JunGe, following the original owner's temperament, guardedly raised his hands to quickly close the door but the man immediately and deftly braced his hands on the door to stop it. There was now a bitter and astringent smile on the man's face.

“Little Jun…”

“What are you doing here?” Ye Jun Ge looked at him indifferently. Standing impressively outside his door was Ye JunGe's stepbrother, Ye JunJing.

“I…” Ye JunJing was somewhat frustrated. The matter with Ye JunGe's mother, he could not blame him, but he also knew that it was impossible for his younger brother to easily forgive him. “Won't you come back home?”

“No…” Ye JunGe was interrupted by 004 before he could finish talking.

【Ding! Discover the side mission ‘Capture Ye Jun Jing,' make Ye Jun Jing's favorable impressions towards you hit 100. Do you accept?】

When Ye JunJing heard the expected answer, his heart became even more bitter and astringent. However, seeing that his younger brother did not say anything again, he quickly continued to persuade him, hoping that he would change his mind.

Ye JunGe quietly and calmly a.s.sessed the chattering man before him. With Ye JunJing's feelings for the original owner, achieving 100 should not be difficult. Unfortunately, Ye JunGe did not like such missions that were without challenges and was determined to reject it. Then again, having a good relations.h.i.+p with the original owner's older brother could be convenient. If there was a problem, he could directly speak to him about it instead of having to wait for his help after he had already been disposed of.

“Come in and sit down.” Ye JunGe did not say anymore and let the person inside.

Ye JunJing looked at his younger brother in surprise. Seeing his impatient appearances, he dare not say anything and followed him in.

Ye JunGe went into the kitchen to grab two cans of cola and returned to the living room. He handed one to the restless Ye JunJing on the couch then opened his own and slowly drank it. He frowned at the sweet and sour taste that was not to his liking. He was really unable to make sense of how the mortals of this primitive planet could like drinking this kind of thing.

Ye JunJing was overwhelmed as he took and opened the cola. However, he did not drink it and instead looked to Ye JunGe's lips that was lightly stained with the brown soda. Suddenly feeling a little thirsty, he wanted to lick at that drop of liquid.

Shocked by his own thoughts, Ye JunJing hurriedly drank his cola to divert his attention but his eyes would occasionally sneak a glance at Ye JunGe's lips.

He constantly felt that, today, his younger brother was different, but there was also a strange sense of familiarity…

“I won't go back.” Ye Jun Ge ignored his gaze, having seen many of such single-minded and infatuated gazes before. He usually did not like having others stare at him when he was in a bad mood but since he was secretly planning on hugging Ye JunJing's thighs, he chose not to be bothered with it.

Catching a glimpse of his brother's wrinkled brows, Ye JunJing felt somewhat distressed and wanted to help him smooth it out, but hearing his younger brother's cold refusal to return, his heart could not help but sink.

“But…,” Ye JunGe's eyes turned, a crafty smile on his lip. “You can move in and live here instead.”

Ye JunJing heart began to beat rapidly as he met his gaze, his sinking heart now fluttering back up and he was unable to hide the his happy expression. “Okay, I'll move in, so don't you dare block the door and not let me in when I return, okay.”

Ye JunGe chuckled. “Since you dare to come to me, then I dare to let you live here…”

Ye Jun Jing swiftly left, exuding a delighted atmosphere as he unconsciously thought that the beauty was finally back in his arms.

004 ridiculed this older brother's degree of craziness and laughingly thought in it's heart: cohabitation is the first step in the development of adultery!

That's right! The reason that 004 release the ‘Capture Ye JunJing' mission was because it harbored malicious intentions as a Rotten Male1 System (Who do you say is the Righteous Path System? Who the h.e.l.l is that? 004 is not aware of such a thing.) 004 was thinking: How could it not find a good looking man who was capable and had a great family background for the host? As for the possibility of the host being a straight man, don't you know that straight men can also be bent?

004 will definitely not tell the host this. The fact that it chose this world and that body was all to let the host stage this pseudo-brothers taboo love affair!

As for Ye Jun Ge, did he really not see through to 004's intentions? How was that possible? If he were to search his own soul, Ye JunGe knew he, himself, was not Liuxia Hui2. He was a pure gay, but because he was too busy looking for fun in the original world, he had yet to find a man who was pleasing to the eyes. How else could he be single for so many years? It was also because of enemies always coming to look for trouble with him, but that was not important.

When Ye JunGe had a.s.sessed Ye JunJing earlier, he was quite satisfied with the man and so, he happily invited him to live together.

If 004 knew that the host's invitation for cohabitation was that kind of cohabitation, do not know if it would either be gratified at the host's morality or lament at the host readily offering himself out.

Having found someone to hook up with, Ye JunGe was in a good mood and he finally decided to properly sort out the protagonist.

Logging into JunYe's weibo that had not been logged into for a long time, Ye JunGe organized some texts and decisively published it. Then, completely unconcerned of how big a sensation the posted blog would cause, he turned off the computer and went directly to sleep.

He had not felt the pleasure of sleeping in quite a long time. After cultivating to the Foundation Establishment3 stage, not only did he not need to eat, even sleeping was not needed. As long as meditation was done properly daily, sleeping was a waste of time. Meditation was better as one could also improve their cultivation.

Within his sleepy haze, he vaguely heard 004's voice.

【Ding! World distortion: 5%, current distortion: 5%, requesting the host to keep it up!】

On this day, the fans of JunYe routinely opened their idol's weibo. Although they knew in their hearts that their idol had already retired from the circle and was unlikely to return, they could not help but fantasize that one day, their idol would someday suddenly become interested in net dubbing once again. Or maybe, while their idol's reputation was still on top, their idol would at least consider going to a certain production team to get a role. Even a minor role was good, ah! Just let us hear your voice!

The result…

My friends ∑ (っ°д°;)っ our idol unexpectedly logged into weibo! Our idol has also made a new post! The word count is so much that it can only be sent in pictures! The post also says…!

Wait a minute! What did our idol just say?! I didn't misread, right?! Pinch me if I'm dreaming!

The JunYe-fans were frozen and as they banded together to observe and emulate the post, many comments and likes for the post rapidly grew.

CV JunYe: A statement concerning the previous compet.i.tion between JunGe YiQu and Ci Xin Wu You. [Picture] (Picture Content: First of all, JunGe YiQu is my alt account. Those who say: “JunGe YiQu skills aren't as good as Ci Xin Wu You. As a result, secretly manipulates Ci Xin Wu You fans into thinking that he was holding the director's and producer's thigh.” People, I think my name as, ‘JunYe,' is sufficient enough proof on whether I have the skills or not. I didn't give it my best on the previous audition. After all, Ci Xin Wu You was a newcomer and for me, I was too embarra.s.sed to give it my all as that would just be considered as bullying the newcomer. Secondly, someone said that ‘JunGe YiQu,' for a role, bullies newcomers. I don't want to say anything, but what do you think? In the end, they say: “JunGe YiQu's moral behavior is no good." Netizens, I can only tell you this. Whether my moral behaviors are good or not, only those close to me have the ability to evaluate. When you do not even try to get acquainted with me, how can you say that you understand me? Even my behavior patterns, you also do not know. So, for what reasons can you talk about my moral behaviors? Right away, you rely on the provocations of other people and willingly jump out to be used. Do you not feel at a loss? This is all I'm saying and I hope that those who are seeking to become famous from this madness stop now before going too far.)

Weibo exploded, the JunYe-fans feeling distressed as they wanted to slip away to comfort their idol who had been wronged, fearing that their idol would be depressed and continue to go further into seclusion.

“Wuwuwu, our beloved JunYe-sama, switched to an second account and gets bullied. As expected, people nowadays really do not give any opportunities for Little Pink4 to move forward!”

“LS5+1 Although JunYe-sama's alt account was not a Little Pink, but a big red, I can't bear it that our idol has been wronged! Humph! Even if we change the order around and our idol was just a small user, it still not good to bully!”

“LSS+1, exactly! Don't think you can just easily bully our idol just because he switched to a second account! PS: Our idol went so far as to make a second account but doesn't even tell us! Hurt us so much to wait and it's so bitter, ah! In addition: Some people really are going to far, just to suppress a small user and so on.”

“233336 stop before going too far, yes these words are good! Slap the face, hit pow pow! To a certain director and producer, these words of our JunYe-sama are for you. Is this not a great honor?”

"Has long said that Ci Xin WuYou was cheap. Before it was clinging to a big thighs and destroying other people's CP. It's really incredible now. Not only is this person clinging onto Dongfang Edge7-sama's thighs but also the thigh of some self-righteous guru director and producer's thigh. Who do you plan to hold onto next? Don't want to save face, ah?”

"hhhh8 can't be that sharp upstairs! A certain someone has been hopping all around like a clown, just scurrying about as these days, there's just all sort of news about him. His fans are also the same, all nc9. See a person, they immediately bite. Just disgusting!”

“I guess the disturbance cause by the compet.i.tion for the role was actually just someone's self-directed performance in order to promote themselves!”

“There's also the director and screenwriter, don't think that your play is so important that everyone would fight over a character role. Our sama has long been bestowed the amazing t.i.tle of Great G.o.d! Need to look at your small play? The plays that our sama has done in the past is more than what you have made!”

“Bah! Some of these extreme WuYou-fans attacks about are really shameless, dare to say that our idol moral behaviors aren't good. How are your moral behaviors? Isn't our JunYe-sama publicly known in the circle as a Male G.o.d? The person is both gentle and humorous. Ci Xin WuYou isn't anything yet dares to compare with our sama!”

"I am a big JunGe YiQu. When my best friend told me that the Great Jun Ge was JunYe-sama, I still didn't believe. Didn't expect that it was really true! I'm so excited! My two favorite CVs are actually the same person! Sama, you're simply a G.o.d!"

"LS, girl, you might not know this but our sama's is famous for doing all kinds of voices. If you don't listen to it closely, you won't ever be able to detect it on your own!"

"It's soooo good! Huhuhu! Sama, I love you even more now! I regret nothing!"

The following rows that came after the confession thread…

Naturally, for every pros, there are cons and many new entrants of the circle did not understand how much weight the name ‘JunYe' held. To those who excessively insulted JunGe, they were chased out by the Jun Ye fans and have fled into the wilderness.

Due to the JunYe-fans and JunGe-fans joining together, they broke out as a powerful force. The online public opinion overwhelmingly fell to one side, with all of them denouncing Ci Xin WuYou, the director, and the screenwriter.

When Lin You's roommate, Sun Xi, turned on his computer, he found that in just two hours, the course of events online had changed. Everywhere, there were post cursing Ci Xin Wu You. He could not understand what was happening and after opening a post, he could also not understand why Lin You was being blacken. Without delay, he privately poked a friend to ask about the situation.

Er Huo Bu Sha10: What happened? Why are they saying all these bad things about Little You?

Miao Mi Miao11: You don't know? I'll give you the website for you to check out [URL]

Er Huo Bu Sha: Okay.

The url opened to show Jun Ye's weibo and Sun Xi's hand began to tremble after he finished reading. He did not expect that Jun Ge Yi Qu's background would be so big. This will be difficult to turn around.

Lin You was currently attending evening cla.s.ses. He must fix this matter before Lin You comes back. Otherwise, he would be deeply hurt.

Sun Xi was totally devoted towards maintaining his brotherly figure, especially to Lin You who looked very delicate. It all because Lin You was born with congenital heart disease and that causes his health to not be good and his complexion to be pale all year round. Moreover, his family were abroad. If he didn't take care for Lin You, who else would?

What's more, in his heart, Lin You had a very lovable, quiet, and calm nature, easily inviting other people's affections. Although Lin You was actually one year older than he was, Sun Xi had always regarded Lin You as his younger brother.

1. Rotten Male // 腐男 // fǔ nán – This is what you call guy who is a fan of BL(Boys' Love).

2. Liuxia Hui // 柳下惠 // Liǔxià Huì – idiom: a faithful and upright person. Refers to an ancient Chinese politician named Zhan Huo, later canonized as Hui, who was a man of eminent virtue, and is said on one occasion to have held a lady in his lap without the slightest imputation on his moral character.

3. Foundation Establishment // 筑基 // zhùjī – A term commonly used in Wuxia, Xianxia & Xuanhuan type novels. It's one of the many stages a cultivator crosses when cultivating.

4. Little Pink // 小粉红 // Xiǎo fěnhóng – Not sure if it was referring to this or not but originally, "Little Pink" is a reference to the pink-colored discussion forum on a popular literature website called Jinjiang Literature City (晋江文学城), whose staunchly loyal members enjoy reading yaoi. Nowadays, Little Pink refers to young Chinese cyber-nationalist or young Chinese fired with patriotic zeal. The Little Pink are regularly seen online trying to guard China against even the remotest hint of criticism. It is a disparaging term for young nationalists who use the internet as a battleground for patriotism, often focusing on pop culture to whip up support.

5. LS – shorthand for Lóu shàng(楼上) which means upstairs. It used to refer to the person who posted above them.

6. 23333 – Chinese internet slang that equivalent to English LMAO(laughing my a.s.s off)

7. Dongfang Edge // 东方缘 // Dongfang Yuán – This is actually Dongfang Yuan(东方垣) screen name. The Dongfang in both name are the same while the characters for Yuan is different. The screen name Yuán(缘) means ‘edge' while the Yuán(垣) in his birth name means ‘wall'.

8. hhhh – Chinese internet slang for laughing. Laughter is written as 哈哈哈(hahaha) and shares the same phonetic sounds as laughter in English.

9. nc – shorthand for nǎocán(脑残) that's basically telling someone that their brain has a problem

10. Er Huo Bu Sha // 二货不傻 – Sun Xi's online name. Can translate to Foolishly Cute Person Isn't Foolish, so maybe shorten to Fool Isn't Foolish

11. Miao Mi Miao // 喵咪喵 – They're all cat sounds. So just Meow Meow Meow would do. Or Meow Mew Meow. Or Meow Kitty Meow. Or Meow Mi Meow. Whichever.

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