The Male God's Favorable Impressions Are Difficult To Farm Chapter 5

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– 004 –
Novice Volume: F-Cla.s.s Modern

Ye JunGe listened to the system's prompts and helplessly looked pa.s.sed it. Sure enough, the system was eating candy, it's saliva dripping all over the ground. The whole body of the hairy dumpling moved and its long hair shook, looking extremely funny.

Ye JunGe's temple pulsed: “Take care to clean up your saliva and don't dare to get it everywhere.”

004, who was scared enough to p.i.s.s itself: 【Not, not dare! Cleaning right away wuwuwu coughcough!】 It choked on the candy.

Actually, Ye JunGe has not yet found where 004's mouth and eyes were. Is it possible that it's using its extremely long hair to hide them?

“What's the cause of those prompts a moment ago?” Ye Jun Ge decided it was better to change the subject or else he would just be irritated by this guy.

【Oh la la, it's like this, la. Your justified excuse of creating a second account, distortion plus 3%. Dongfang Yuan love for you has become much deeper, distortion plus 5%. Conveniently, his favorable impression increased by 5. This matter also impacted Lin You's beautiful and faultless image in Dongfang Yuan's heart, therefore adding another 3% to the distortion. As for the heartbreak value, it's because you said you and Dongfang Yuan are only good brothers and that you already have a person you like.】 004 finished in one breath, then happily concluded: 【Jun Jun, this is why you are worthy to be my chosen and binding host! The efficiency of the missions are extraordinary! Sprinkle flowers~】

It was starting to sell stupid again.

The corner of his mouths drawing out, Ye JunGe went back to looking at pictures of food.

The Radio Drama network had become a b.l.o.o.d.y storm but the navy hired by Sun Xi were obviously not going to give up so easily. Jumping up and down, they completely provoked the fans of JunYe.

#Some of these WuYou-Fan's attacks are frightening. You guys do your best!

LZ1: I can't stand watching this anymore. Do you guys think that our JunYe-sama isn't good? Do you feel happy in forcing him to withdraw from the circle a second time? Do you find it interesting to go about jumping and biting things everywhere? Did JunYe-sama kill your father or s.n.a.t.c.h your mother, that you are so fixated and can't let go? Is it so vexing?

1L: I'm just a pa.s.serby but I have been watching for a long time and these WuYou-fans have indeed, from the beginning, been disorderly attacking. Honestly speaking, I think what JunYe-sama said was right. He didn't care for that role at all. Also, though it's not rare to form CP of certain people, these CP-fans are simply being unreasonable.

2L: LS, you don't understand. Some of these CP-fans are in the later stage of nc, always feeling that their own idol CP is good and seeing someone try to split their CP, will fight over their CP. Actually, our sama and us both do not pay attention to this.

3L: LS, I see that you are the type who can't eat the grape so you say they are sour. Jun Ye doesn't hold the heart of Dongfang Edge-sama, so why not say he isn't suited for Dongfang Edge-sama, right? Really funny.

4L: Wife, come quick and see 3L! 3L certainly hasn't seen JunYe-sama's weibo. JunYe-sama said that he and Dongfang Edge are just good brothers. Also, JunYe-sama said himself that he already has a person that he likes.

5L: Laugh and look at these WuYou-fans coming out to jump about again. Wherever they have their affairs, they completely do not know what restraint is.

6L: These people irrationally jumping about like this are so difficult to deal with. If they were to possess reasons, would not the sky and earth turn upside down? It's scary just thinking about it. Why are there so many nc nowadays?

7L: Lzsb did not explain.

8L: The key point is! What to do if JunYe-sama becomes distress by this group of people and really completely withdraw from the circle? Thinking that I wouldn't be able to hear JunYe-sama's new drama anymore makes me so worried!

9L: Also worried.

10L: Worried +1

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27L: Worried + ID number

28L: I am a pa.s.ser-by and I don't care who is right or wrong. I just want to continue listening to JunYe-sama's new work. Please do not force him to go!

29L: JunYe-sama, you must not put their words in your heart! We all love you!

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62L: I laugh seeing this group of JunYe fans speaking to themselves. Heh, JunYe, this kind of sc.u.m is best to leave and never appear again in the net dubbing circle.

63L: LS you are ridiculous. Everyone who mixes in the Radio Drama network knows that JunYe-sama's moral behaviors is very good.

64L: 62L must definitely be a newcomer in the Radio Drama network or simply a friend of a WuYou-fan who has been dragged out to support them.

65L: d.a.m.n. LS, what you said makes sense!

66L: 64L+1w Why didn't I think of that?

67L: 64L+1234567 These WuYou-fans are indeed very shameless.

68L: 64L+7654321 Tch, it's hard for normal people like us to understand the brain circuit of nc. Of course, I don't mean that 64L and the nc brain circuits are the same. 64L intelligence is beyond that of ordinary people!

69L: I am LZ. I would like to send out 62L and 64L screenshots so that everyone can see what disgusting things these WuYou-fans have done.

70L: Top Landlord! After I sent the link, I went to the top!

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At the company, Ye JunJing was completely unable to work at ease. He could no longer see the files as his eyes were full of his brother's yesterday's seductive red lips and his well-behaved appearance last night when he slept in his arms. Thinking about it, he felt hot all over.

Ye JunJing felt like there was something wrong with himself.

What the h.e.l.l was actually happening here? It's not as if he had a crush on his own younger brother, right?

Eh? Wait a minute, a crush on Little Jun?!

Ye JunJing's face squinted in pain, telling himself with self-deception that he should think some more but the more he thought about it, the more untrustworthy he felt.

Do not struggle. You have an unnatural interest in your half brother.

Nevertheless, Ye Jun Jing thought that he must struggle.

Taking a deep breath to eliminate his distracting thoughts, he tried to seriously deal with the doc.u.ments. However, he would continuously find himself thinking of those lips and s.h.i.+mmering eyes from time to time.

Finally, at noon, his a.s.sistant carried in take-outs and Ye JunJing waved his hands to let him leave. Looking at lunchbox on the table, his train of thoughts fluttered to Ye JunGe. Do not know if Little Jun has eaten his meal on time?

Endure, endure, yet he still opened his cell phone to dial Ye JunGe's number.

“h.e.l.lo?” The voice of the person on the other end was gentle but Ye JunJing could hear a hint of charm. He felt his whole body becoming hot, appearing as if bewitched.

“h.e.l.lo Little Jun, have you eaten?” Ye JunJing tried to make his tone sound the same as usual.

From the phone came a soft chuckle and a lazy voice: “Have, and you?”

Ye JunJing coughed, feeling his self-control collapsing: “I will eat soon. Play less on the computer. If you have nothing to do, go out and walk. Don't always stay at home.”

“Okay.”

“That… good afternoon.”

“Good afternoon.” Ye JunGe faintly threw out the two words then cut off the phone.

Fiddling with the phone in hand, something interesting seemed to come to mind as from beginning to end, his smiling expression did not fade away.

Ye JunJing's reactions were really interesting.

Ye JunJing listened to his brother's “good afternoon.” For a long time, he was not able to regain his composure. Only until the toot toot of the phone sounded for a long while did he reacted and put away the phone.

Thinking about it, he took back out the phone, found Ye JunGe's contact and changed the name from Little Jun to Baby.

Looking at the word that was full of ambiguous flavor, Ye JunJing smiled with satisfaction, silently sighed, and placed the phone carefully into his pocket.

“Good afternoon, Baby.”

Ye JunJing never expected that he would one day become such a foolish man and he knew that if it were to continue on like this, he was certain to fall head first. Unexpectedly, he did not even want to stop himself from falling.

The lunch was quickly gotten rid of and he could no long stand to look at the doc.u.ments on the table.

Forget it. Do not want to read it.

Pus.h.i.+ng the doc.u.ments aside, Ye JunJing remembered once having glanced over at his brother's weibo when the other had been playing on it. The name seems to be something called “CV JunYe.” In order to better understand his younger brother, the good older brother Ye JunJing decided to create a small account to follow this number.

Ye JunJing, who has never had any hobbies, this weibo has refreshed his world views. What cv, dubbing, radio drama network, sama, literati? He has never heard of it! On one hand browsing weibo, on another hand, looking up things on Baidu2, he was finally able to make sense of what his brother was playing with everyday. He did not completely understand the raging storm that was happening on the Radio Drama network, but that did not prevent him from recounting the key points: People were bullying Little Jun.

In a bad mood, Ye JunJing dial the a.s.sistant's internal phone number.

“h.e.l.lo? Boss? Do you have an order?” The a.s.sistant quickly picked up the phone and heard the Boss's instruction and thought that he had heard wrong. He was so busy that he was under pressure but the Boss still runs around to make trouble! Did Boss think he was a superhuman who could divide his body? Now he has to also pay attention to the movement trends on the Radio Drama network and if there was anyone shady, immediately inform him and hire a navy to fight back. What is this broken task? Boss, are you not very busy?

Ye JunJing did not care what his a.s.sistant thought, only continuing to search Baidu for his Baby's plays to listen to.

Drifting along for one afternoon, he left the company on time when it was finally time to get off work.

Driving pa.s.s a supermarket, he suddenly remembered something. Quickly taking out his phone, he dialed Ye JunGe's number: “Hey, baby.” He spoke and immediately regretted, hating his own mouth for being too fast.

“What?” Ye Jun Ge heard the name and playfully smiled. It seems like the progress to seduce was coming along faster than he had imagined. Nevertheless, his tone was deliberately awkward.

Cough. “Nothing. Little Jun, what do you want to eat tonight?”

Like whispering directly into the ear, the voice speaking into the phone was extremely gentle and soft. Inexplicably, the tip of Ye JunGe's ears became hot. Licking his rosy lips, he did not hesitate to name a lot of the fine foods he had searched up today.

Ye JunJing chucked twice: “So many, can you finish it all?”

“You want to take care of me, then when I ask you to do something, you should just do it.” Ye JunGe gave a humph and matter-of-factually hung up the phone.

Ye JunJing helplessly looked down at the name on his phone. Not complaining, he diligently went to buy the ingredients.

At home, 004 who was still chewing candy in its mouth, looked dumbfoundedly at Ye JunGe's red ears. Was it seeing things?

【Jun… Jun Jun! Your ears are red! Jun Jun, are you shy?!】

Ye JunGe traced his fingers along his hot ears and gently smiled: “Just now, what did you say?”

004 suavely rolled under the bed. Wuwuwu, a lunatic, even if shy, is still a lunatic.

As Ye JunGe expected, it was unlikely for Lin You to give up so easily, or that is to say, it was Lin You's roommate, Sun Xi, that would not give up.

Lin You was actually very simple and kindhearted and coupled with his bad heart he had since childhood, his family treated him like a treasure. As a result of this, he has never seen the darkness of society and in order to not let Ye JunGe stain him with dirty water, only Sun Xi, this rich second generation good buddy of Lin You, would cling onto him so.

Though Sun Xi was not a playboy, the pack of scoundrels he had as friends were many. Usually hanging in nightclubs and bars, they would resort to dirty tricks without the slightest hesitation. For now, Ye JunGe will simply wait and let him continue jumping about, and then he will slowly trample him to death.

But before that, he still had a big gift to give to everyone.

【Jun Jun, what do you want to do?】 004 looked curiously at Ye Jun Ge incessant clacking on the keyboard, a large wall of text appearing on the computer screen.

Not even giving a look at the hair ball next to him, Ye Jun Ge s.n.a.t.c.hed away 004's lollipop and placed the plastic stick end into his mouth, holding it like a cigarette. A strange smile then hung from the corner of his lips.

【This is… a radio drama script?】 Patiently holding onto it's temper and looking at it for a long while, it then looked at its host in shock. 【Jun Jun, you are so amazing! You can actually write a script!】

Ye JunGe smirked at its stupidity and helplessly touched his forehead: “The original owner originally had screenwriting abilities, right?”

Feeling wronged, 004 explained: 【Indeed! But these are the skills of the original owner, ah! The host must spend time to master these skills in order to use them properly, otherwise it is the same as not having the skills.】

“Oh? Is that so?” Ye JunGe did not agree. “As I was receiving the memories, I conveniently mastered it.”

… Nani?!3

Looking at the hairy dumpling foolish expression (and do not ask him what the hairy dumpling's foolish expression was like), Ye JunGe found it very interesting and unprecedentedly went on to explain: “My soul power, or that is to say, my mental strength, is very strong so it doesn't take long to learn things.”

So… it turns out that it was stupid… 004 felt extremely shameful and once again rolled back under the bed.

Not long after, a high quality script was written. Pleased, Ye JunGe pressed the save b.u.t.ton then opened a blanked world doc.u.ment and started tapping again.

This time, he was writing song lyrics.

Under the bed, 004 listened to the host typing one moment then lightly humming a song the next. Although it has never heard the song before, it felt that it was very pleasant to hear.

Not learning from its mistake, it could not help but roll out and sneak onto the shoulder of the host to curiously stare at the lyrics on the computer screen.

004 admirably stared at the host's perfect profile with starry-eyed infatuation, saliva nearly flowing down and its snow white hairball becoming pink.

Jun Jun is so powerful! o(*////▽////*)o My Male G.o.d! Can! Not! Be! More! Perfect!

Although he is a lunatic.

When Ye JunJing returned home, Ye JunGe already had half of the accompaniment composed.

“Little Jun?” Ye JunJing put down the plastic bags and walked in. Sure enough, he saw that his younger brother was still playing on the computer and helplessly asked: “Isn't it time for you to stop playing the computer?”

Ye JunGe spit out the plastic stick of the lollipop and looked back at his brother innocently: “Just a little longer, it'll be fine.”

Really wanting to sigh, Ye JunJing resignedly walked over to pick up the plastic stick and threw it in the trash can for him. He then rubbed at his younger brother's head but his rubbing hand then stiffen and his expression became somewhat cramped. Cautiously, he observed his brother's complexion and was prepared to apologize. Ye JunGe seemed to be unaware however and instead, he took the initiative to pull at the hand rubbing his head that the other had yet to recover and said softly: “Big brother~ I'm hungry. Hurry and cook something!”

Ye JunJing sighed with relief and slowly withdrew his hand to place it behind his back. He smiled and said: “Well, wait a moment and it'll be done very soon.” With the hand held behind him, he could not help but bend his fingers to rub at the the palm of his hand with his fingertips, seemingly able to still feel his brother's soft and supple hair.

Ye JunGe pretended not to have notice his little movements and continued to write the accompaniment.

Unexpectedly, Ye JunGe made a reaction and turned to look at 004: “Just now, it seems like Ye JunJing didn't see you?”

004 proudly bounced over:【This system is a high tech product! Except for the host, no one can see me!】

Towards this, Ye JunGe's response was ——

“…oh.”

To have strong feelings but with nowhere to vent…

No longer paying attention to the selling stupid system, Ye JunGe picked up his speed to finish the accompaniment. Just thinking of all the delicious food that was waiting for him, he felt completely motivated, ah!

This lunatic was possibly also just a good for nothing foodie.

1. LZ – Shorthand for lóuzhǔ(楼主) The person who made the first/original post or started a BBS topic.

2. Baidu // 度娘 – Baidu is an internet portal and search engine in China. The characters actually say ‘Dù niáng' or ‘Lady Du' which was originally a nickname for the Baidu(百度) given by netizens, but was ultimately adopted by Baidu itself.

3. Nani // 纳尼 – Internet slang for ‘what?' (loanword from j.a.panese 何 // なに)

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