You Of All People 8 The Best Marriage Ever!

"Fine. Even if you started it. I see, no wonder I didn't see anyone this morning. Thank you for the food. I really appreciate it and it's really delicious Hubby (*wink) hahahahaha. And this headache kept on killing ever since we woke up" said Violet while clutching her head.

"Me too, hangover? Wait let me get you something" said King while standing up and heading to the fridge.

"Here drink this it'll help" King fetched two gla.s.ses and poured in an organic orange juice.

"Thanks" Violet gazed at King.

"Does is still hurt? You really don't know how to cook?" King reached out and ma.s.saged her temples.

"Yeah, I'm sorry for lacking the skill to cook as a wife" Violet dejected and looked down.

"I'm sorry for hurting you with my words earlier. It's ok. Then from now on I'll teach you how to cook whenever we eat together. How about we make a rule that Breakfasts and Dinners should be eaten at home and that we should eat together? It's lonely to eat alone and it's so much fun to eat with someone. And you even get to learn to cook. Be honored to be taught by me!" exclaimed King.

"I'm sorry too. Yey! Let's do that from now on! It'll be so much fun. Learning from a Master for freeeeeeeee. Lucky meeeee. Yeah yeah. I'm honored your holiness! hahahahaha!" beamed Violet.

"Anyways, we got drunk, married, f.u.c.ked, fought, and ate breakfast together and we still haven't introduced each other formally. Hi! I'm King Margaux Hendrix, your Husband. Oh wait let me correct that. I'm King Margaux Quinn Hendrix! Nice to meet you!" King reached out his hand for a hand shake and smiled das.h.i.+ngly.

"Huh? Oh! Ah! Yes! h.e.l.lo! I'm Violet Hailey Quinn, yo-your Wife" caught off guard by his smile Violet clumsily reached out to shook his hand.

"Correct it" demanded King.

"Why? Nah it's ok yo-you already know it already" Violet stammered.

"Correct it" King insisted.

"Fine. h.e.l.lo I'm Violet Hailey Quinn Hendrix! Happy?" Violet snapped.

"I'm ecstatic! hahahaha Then it's a deal. Since this marriage is only for one year, why not make it worthwhile? Let's make it fun and awesome" said King.

"Well you only live once they said, so why not. It's just one year. Let's make this the best marriage ever! Hahahahahaha" said Violet laughingly.

"(sigh... she's really crazy look at how fast her mood changes) Yes! Here's to the Best Marriage Ever! Cheers" King clink his gla.s.s filled with orange juice to Violet's.

"Cheers"

"Sooooo tell me about yourself. Where are you from? How's your family? Should we let them know? Have you finished your studies? What's your work? Are you even employed? Where do you live?" King bombarded Violet with a ton of questions.

"Woah easy, not so fast. Well, I just got back from the overseas. We used to live here but we migrated overseas a while back. But my parents moved back here but I chose to stay there and study for 4 years. Yes I just graduated but I'm still thinking whether to further it or not. As for employment, nope I'm unemployed. And I don't have a place to stay. After all I just got back here yesterday. And my family doesn't know I'm here. Don't tell them or else we'll be stuck together for the rest of our lives. My family's very old fas.h.i.+oned you see. So can you do me a favor? Let's keep this marriage a secret, will you?" Violet pleaded earnestly and even used her secret weapon: puppy dog eyes.

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Author's Note: I really should change the t.i.tle into 'Spreading Dog Food Everywhere' or point a warning: 'Beware of Dog Food'.

If you guys do get the pun intended hahahahahahahhahahahaha

Also, King's Butler Alfred was inspired from Batman's Butler Alfred. So he's super capable guys. Just imagine what he prepared in 10mins after King called him in the Club. Credits to Butler Alfred, he's the best. LOL