One Piece And The Celestial Dragon 42 The Sorrow Of A Young Man

The crew looked strange at their boss because the first thing he did was going to his room. It looked like he was angry.

After some time, Sid came and knocked on his door.

„Boss, there is a guy who named himself G.o.d that wanted to talk to you… The people on this island are a little bit scared after you set everything on fire, shouldn't you talk to them?"

Sid didn't got his answer. He was kicked by Ezio and flew from the s.h.i.+p.

„I'M FURIOUS!"

Ezio walked out of his room and saw Hina. His eyes began to s.h.i.+ne.

„Hina! This young master wanted to see you. What are you doing tonight? Want to go out with me?"

Hina was shocked. Of course she wanted to go out with this guy! Before she could answer, she felt killing intent behind her.

„Who goes out with this little b.a.s.t.a.r.d tonight?"

Hanc.o.c.k appeared like a ghost behind Hina. Hina was scared, and the first thing she did was to retreat to some corner.

„Oh? What do you want to do against it? This young master will go on a date tonight. Do you want to stop me?"

Hanc.o.c.k narrowed her eyes. After that both of them activated their conqueror haki and two huge shockwaves clashed into each other.

The whole crew was sent into chaos. Some servants were flying to the west, others were flying to the east. Some crew members caught a poor servant who was flying into the direction of the burning sea. This poor guy nearly lost his live.

„Oh, you are really courageous now, Ezio. You dare to go out on a date tonight?"

„This young master is a healthy young man with desire! I've waited long enough for a haughty little girl. This time this young lord will show you who's the boss!"

After that both of them attacked. Hanc.o.c.k with a kick with armament haki, Ezio with a fist with armament haki.

This was the time when a second shockwave attacked all the people on the s.h.i.+p. Even Koza and Nojiko were flying around.

„You know, since I was five years old… No, I mean since I was thirteen years old… I had to see your face, your legs, these two things at your chest… Do you know what happens to a young man when he finds out that there is a second brain in his pants? This young master is going on a date tonight! And you, little girl, can't stop me, and do you know why? I'm the boss on this s.h.i.+p!"

„Oh, so you think I'm beautiful?", asked Hanc.o.c.k with an arrogant voice.

„You? Beautiful? You are ugly! I never saw an uglier woman than you. Reiju is more beautiful then you in every way!"

This time another shockwave caused havoc. Even the people on the island weren't spared. Hanc.o.c.k lost her mind and became a demon that only wanted to kill.

Koza had a heart attack. Hachi saved him and was holding him with one arm.

„Hachi, what is wrong with the boss? I never saw him this way…"

„Ah, Koza, do you see our vice-leader? What do you think about this girl if you only look at her appearance? Forget for a moment how strong she is"

This was the first time Koza a.n.a.lyzed this vice-leader. Usually he wouldn't dare, because this girl would kill you if you watched too long, but this time she was distracted.

After several seconds Koza began to bleed out of his nose.

„d.a.m.n it, I never saw such a beautiful women… Those long legs, the face, and her chest, holy c.r.a.p…"

„Now you understand. And this isn't everything. Ezio knows this girl since he was five years old. That means this guy lived with such a beauty by his side, and in all those years, she never let him touch her… You know, sometimes the boss would be furious, and it's not his fault. Do you remember your time when you were thirteen years old? If you would see Hanc.o.c.k everyday, how could you live a virgin life till this point? The saddest thing is, this evil woman has feelings for our boss. This is what's making our boss even more crazy"

Koza was shocked.

„Wow, poor boss. And he is a virgin until this point? This… This is a torture! This girl is too evil… The boss never helped himself like normal boys would do, you know, with your own hands and such things?"

Hachi sighed.

„The boss really had a miserable life until this point. This evil woman has a natural sense when it comes to these aspects. Every time the boss wanted to relief himself, she appeared besides him like a ghost. Every time he wanted to date an other girl in secret, she would do everything to kill the girl… The boss is a strong warrior, he could hold his frustration until today. But now… The boss couldn't endure anymore"

Hanc.o.c.k's and Ezio's fight nearly destroyed the whole island. At this moment in time, Hanc.o.c.k used her devil fruit powers and a fox tail grew behind her.

„Oh, are you so weak, Hanc.o.c.k? Now you have to use your devil fruit to give me a fight?"

Hanc.o.c.k gritted her teeth.

„This young master is going on a date tonight. You still want to oppose me, your boss?"

The fight continued. In one moment, they were fighting above the burning see with hand to hand combat, in the next moment, they were rolling on the island with a fighting style that looked more like wrestling.

„This time I will conquer you, Hanc.o.c.k!"

„Alright, then conquer me, you b.a.s.t.a.r.d!"

„Huh?"

This time Ezio was shocked.

„Really? Do you mean it?"

Hanc.o.c.k sighed.

„Tonight, we go on a date. d.a.m.n it, you b.a.s.t.a.r.d became too strong… Don't get c.o.c.ky, next time I will beat you up!"

After that Hanc.o.c.ks face turned red and she fled.

„d.a.m.n it!", Ezio realized why he never got this girl. „All this time I teased her, spoiled her, did all things normal people would do… But she never let me date her. After I beat her in a fight in a savage way, she immediately wanted to go out with me… d.a.m.n it! If I knew it I would beat her up when I was five! Sh*t, I mean when I was thirteen! Is this because she is from Amazon Lily? I don't care. This young master will become a man tonight!"

After that Ezio laughed out loud and vanished.

The crew members, that were completely defeated by this fight without even taking part in it, looked at these two people like they were some monsters. They never saw such a strange situation. Is this how you ask a girl to go out on a date?