Not A Cultivator 1 Eeeeeek... Second Young Master!

Feng Manor, the place where the main family member of Feng Clan lived. There are two guards guarding the gate to Feng Manor. They had joined the Feng family's Army for five years. They are brothers, one skinny and the other is fat. Both of them are known for their laziness. It is a wonder how they are able to join the Feng family's army.

The fat guard standing at the right side of the gate complained to his skinny brother on the other side, "First Young Master is so terrible, How could he cut off my pay for such a trifling matter?"

"F*cking Sh*t! What trifling matter? It is a big matter! You are dozing off in a big meeting! Luckily the old master is there. Otherwise, with the young master's temper, your head would have been chopped off and your body will be fed to the dogs."

"Big Brother, Other people may say that but you're not allowed. Who is the one that last week faked an illness only to be found out sleeping in the latrine?"

"F*ck! It is a matter of last week. How dare you brought it out now!! Let me tell you that last month you not only run away from the harsh training, but you also blamed me for it. At least when I'm in the wrong, you did not get punished. But that time I also got cut off two taels of silver."

Suddenly a young man came up from behind the skinny guard, "Guard Qian, You're still here!"

The young man is obviously ignored.

"Remember the last time in Dark Red Forest, All of us caught the Horned Thunder Boar and left you with it to catch some more. You f.u.c.k*ng eat 30 portions of meat! For Heaven's sake, the Horned Thunder Boar can only make 40 portions of meat."

The fat guard is shocked after seeing the face of the young man, his mouth repeatedly opening and closing, obviously wants to speak something but no sound is emitted.

The skinny guard continued blabbering, "Then, The other guards are complaining how you disrespectful you are eating 30 portions of meat, when Head Guard Cui haven't even touched the food. I even have to give up my food to give to the other guards. Just take a look at how fat you are, You f*cking pig!"

The young man interrupted one more time, "Guard Qian, are you hearing me?"

The skinny guard snapped, "F*ck! What do you want? You pieces of sh*t, can't you see I'm talki..."

"Eeeeeek... Second Young Master!", shouted the skinny guard.

"Oooh... so I was a pieces of sh*t? Qian Hui, How dare you!!"

Qian Hui, the skinny guard immediately kneels, "Oooh, The great Second Young Master Feng Ao Xiu, Please forgive me! I did not know it was you. You are so handsome, how can you be a pieces of sh*t?. It is I am the one who truly deserves to be called pieces of sh*t."

It can be seen that Qian Hui is used to beg for forgiveness. Qian Hui is hugging Feng Ao Xiu's thigh, refusing to release until forgiven.

Feng Ao Xiu shook his leg, "Release me! you pieces of sh*t, it hurts! D*mmit!"

Qian Hui used one of his moves, The Crocodile Tear, "Uhuuu huu huu... Second Young Master. Forgive me!! This pieces of sh*t do not know any better, giving me punishment will only waste the great Second Young Master's time."

"Ouch, Ouch, It Hurts! Okay, okay, I get it, let me go now!". Only after hearing that sentence, that Qian Hui released. Qian Hui's grip is really fearsome that the Second Young Master's thigh is red from the hugging.

"Second Young Master, aren't you supposed to be dead? are you a ghost?" asked Qian Hui in a confused look

"What? You guys thought that I was dead!"

Suddenly the fat guard that has been shocked, shouted loudly, "Eeeeeek... Second Young Master!"

"Qian Lu, so slow! How could you just realize that?" replied Feng Ao Xiu

Before Feng Ao Xiu knew, Qian Lu is kneeling on the floor while his head touched the ground. His posture seems full of respect, but his body is s.h.i.+vering in fear.

"Hiii..., Second Young Master please forgive me. It is my mistake that I broke your precious painting four years ago and blamed a thief for it. I will not be breaking things anymore. Just please don't haunt me!"

"..."

Ao Xiu did not know what to say. This fatty actually thinks he is a ghost. Not just that, the mysterious thief incident four years ago is unexpectedly solved. At that time he truly admired that painting and commanded the whole family army to catch the thief for breaking things, after searching for three whole days that he finally gave up. The culprit is actually in front of him.

Before Feng Ao Xiu could think of a suitable reply, another guard approaches the three men "Qian Qian, why are you shouting? What kind of mistake you two did today?"

"Pfft... Qian Qian what kind of name is that? Aha ha haa...", Feng Ao Xiu laugh.

Qian Qian is the nickname all the guards used to identify the problematic Qian Hui and Qian Lu. This name is obviously for girls, but because of how problematic these two brothers are, even Head Guard Cui called them Qian Qian.

The guard that just comes in and noticed the young man, "Oh, Second Young Master welcome back"

He turned his attention back to Qian Qian, "What's wrong? Fatty, stop kneeling and help the Second Young Ma..."

"Eeeeeek... Second Young Master!"

Another guard comes in, "Lou Gong, I understand Qian Qian are shouting. But, why are you shouti..."

"Eeeeeek... Second Young Master!"

Not long after, a maid approaches the group of men, "Can you guys be quiet? The Third Young Lady is having trouble sleeping! This is why all men are..."

"Eeeeeek... Second Young Master!"

Feng Ao Xiu is speechless, all of them thought that he was dead. That's fine. But can't all of them stop looking at him like they're seeing a ghost.

Today, almost all the people in the Feng Manor shouted "Eeeeeek... Second Young Master!"