Dragon Ball: Altered Time 51 Beating Up The One... The Only... Beerus

By the time it takes to watch an Anime episode:

Soon we had arrived to Beerus' abode and I knew early about this because two minutes ago Beerus had announced, "d.a.m.n the episode was so good, what'll they do against the Administrator, Argh ? I hate it when they end on a cliffhanger man and I need to wait another week for this!"

And as he said this he hakai'd the Kamipad in frustration with Whis merely slapping his forehead before saying, "*Sigh... Lord Beerus that was the 69th Kamipad you broke, with you doing this each time, the other Hakais.h.i.+n and attendants are gonna laugh at us!"

"Hmph... They dare, I'll slap them all up especially that little brat!" Said Beerus in anger until he noticed Goku again.

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30 Minutes Later:

Beerus' Planets lower part had a shape similar to a square pyramid flipped upside-down, and the top was made of a giant thick dead tree with a number of buildings on it. Several buildings of the temple are located on the giant tree.

Living on around the temple are several kinds of animals, including birds and b.u.t.terflies. Around the temple was a gigantic lake that included several kinds of sea creatures, such as the Oracle Fish and a monster fish. There were also various moons around the temple.

Anyway the the trio had arrived on the battle arena where the fight would begin. And the trio had landed down onto the ground but at this point the stoic Goku's, stomach started to growl in hunger, "Grr, Gurrh!"

When this happened the two near him began laughing at his humiliation and he gained a pink flush due to this embarra.s.sment, but quickly he shook his head and breathed in and out before his embarra.s.sment was gone and said in a cold voice as if trying to change the subject, "So-So Beerus you have any grub I can eat?"

When Beerus heard this he merely twitched in annoyance before turning to Whis, who merely tapped his staff and some sandwiches appeared and Goku took one and began eating the sandwich but after a bite "Mmmm!!" he felt it was special, he knew this was no ordinary vegetation and meat.

"Whis my tastebuds tell me this is no ordinary sandwich can you tell me what exactly I've consumed as I want to replicate this fantastic taste at home!" Said Goku with a relaxed smile as he let out a loose grin causing Beerus to become angry as this mortal dared enjoy a sandwich more than their fight, 'Hmph how infuriating!!'

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"Well Son Goku-san, I used the Fruit Of Might as a vegetable and mixed it with the tomatoes from Planet Shokugeki, and also included lettuce from Planet Souma, and the meat was from a special cow breed from a planet called Planet Kobe."

"I also included a hint of dark matter as the seasoning with some additional sauce made from the Fruits Of Might!" Whis said in a nonchalant manner causing Goku to stop in his tracks, as he remembered that in his previous life there was a special cow breed in j.a.pan that produced Kobe Beef or Wagyu Meat.

However he quickly snapped out of it and resumed his focus, and by the time it took to light up incense (15 minutes) the two were on each other's opposite sides ready to launch out at any time.

But before the battle began Goku said, "Beerus, this fight between us will be only physical attacks no energy blasts, also we will have to limit our power as not to destroy the Macrocosm, do you agree to these conditions, you False-Divine Being, Your Nothing But A Strong Mortal With A G.o.d-Complex"

When Beerus heard him he nodded in agreement but when he heard "You False-Divine Being" he became irrefutably angry as this mortal dared call him a faker, a pretender saying that He is, "nothing but a strong mortal with a G.o.d-Complex", "... You b.a.s.t.a.r.d. I The Great Lord Beerus!!! I WILL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS WHICH YOU SPOUTED OUT YOU IRRELEVANT PIECE OF SH*T!!"

And immediately he leaped our from the ground straight at Goku with only his physical strength. And instantly the two beings with equal strength collided at each other with nothing but physical strength, no Qi attacks were used at all, as this would simply be an insult to each other-as they had agreed to the warriors pact.

Beerus had used [Sonic Leap] and dashed into Goku with his right Fist carrying immense power towards Goku's sternum, however as if foresight, Goku formed an 'X' shape with both his hands overlapped together blocking Beerus' deadly attack but also pus.h.i.+ng him back.

However the purple coloured Sphinx didn't let go as he in mid air continued sending barrage after barrage of attacks towards Goku causing him to fall back even more as he steadily blocked-but his block had just been broken and in an instant Beerus launched a lethal left straight punch in Goku's sternum flinging him backwards as if a kite in the winds, instantly.

And as Goku finally landed he spat out some phlegm from his mouth before wiping his mouth with his blue fur, and touched his chest which seemed to ache the longer he stood up, but he carried on as if he didn't he would have succ.u.mbed-to a mere false Divine being, 'heck all the divine beings except the one and only that created him in his first life was real, all these other beings were nothing more than an old mans imagination!'

"Never... I will never lose, Raaargh!!!" Said Goku as he spat out some more phlegm before carrying on and using Shunpo he arrived straight towards Beerus.

And attacked with his constant barrage of fists, but Beerus had blocked them this went on for a while until Goku randomly launched out a roundhouse kick on Beerus flinging him into his lake near his castle, after being drenched Beerus felt even more angry and he began readjusting himself before radiating Destruction Qi, and with one palm he launched a Hakai sphere straight for Goku's head.

But Goku had merely grabbed at the Sphere before using his ability Absorption and eating the ball as if a dumpling. At this moment he heard a "*Ding" and opened his inventory before seeing that his <[dragon phoenix="" prajna="" physique]=""> had levelled up to Level 7, the only thing putting him on Beerus's Level in just pure physical strength was the <[dragon phoenix="" prajna="" physique]=""> times by his Super Saiyan Primal Blue Transformation.

But now that his physique had increased he knew now he could defeat Beerus, but seeing as how Beerus dared launch energy attacks he thought might as well let him try out his own medicine, and immediately he began charging up his Reis.h.i.+, as slowly he grabbed his right hand as if a pistol and aimed at Beerus before saying.

"~~?Reis.h.i.+... Revolver Unleas.h.!.+"

"FWOOs.h.!.+"

"WHOOs.h.!.+"

"BOOM!!!"

While the Spirit Pistol was shot it cut through the air causing distortions and "Bang" it slammed the Sphinx entirely Backwards causing him to fall backwards in the air while also bleeding out viscous liquid resembling blood. When Goku saw this he smirked before saying, "Tell me do you bleed?, The answer is you do, hah when does G.o.d bleed, your merely a mortal who has a longer lifespan than usual!"