Elder Blood Witcher 122 End Of The Thicc Era

Reima steps forward "I guess I'll do the honours." and pushes the bronze doors open, revealing a dim room with a huge woman lounging on a couch placed in the middle. Her "Personality" is the first thing noticeable, Reima glances behind him to see his companions reactions. Siegemeyer seems to be in shock, his onion shaped helmet's visor pointing directly at Gwnevere's chest. Solaire is holding Priscilla's hand tightly before noticing Siegmeyer's gaze and cuffs him on the back of his head.

Siegemeyer "Oi! What was that for!"

Solaire "First, that's my sister and Priscilla's mother... Second, it's an illusion, third she'd devour you like a hot-cake."

Siegemeyer waits a moment before replying, "So, err... How does one go about being devoured?" he receives another slap as Reima walks up to the giant woman.

Gwynevere "Thou hast journey'd far, and overcome much, chosen Undead. Come hither, child…"

Reima "Yo, just give me the bowl so I can get outta here." he holds his hands out waiting for it.

Gwynevere "O chosen Undead. I am Gwynevere. Daughter of Lord Gwyn; and Queen of Sunlight†. Since the day Father his form did obscureth, I have await'd thee."

Reima groans, "I know, give me the lord bowl!" The illusion doesn't even respond to him gradually getting more irritated. After a minute of just staring the woman down to the amus.e.m.e.nt of his companions a huge bowl finally drops into his hands.

Gwynevere "I bequeath the Lordvessel to thee. And beseech thee. Succeed Lord Gwyn, and inheriteth the Fire of our world. Thou shall endeth this eternal twilight, and avert further Undead sacrifices."

He ignores her boring scrpited dialogue and turns to his friends, "So, we got a couple choices now... I kinda want that couch" He points to the huge gold couch with velvet cus.h.i.+ons and fabric. "If I remove the illusion we will be under constant attack from Gwyndolin's "Police force", seeing as you intend to kill him it won't be much of a problem."... "Also, I have a bank that I need to rob."

Solaire just shrugs, "I think we should remove this poor imitation." Priscilla nods, while she doesn't have good memories of her mother the fact that Gwyndolin knows her anatomy so well is rather unnerving...

Siegemeyer "I think you should leave me with her for... An hour or two? Just so we can say goodbye..."

Reima shakes his head at the onions antics and throws a rock at Gwynevere's head, it pa.s.ses through the illusion and she gives an awkward moan before disappearing.

Suddenly a thundering voice is heard as the sun dims and allows darkness to envelop the city.

Gwnydolin "Thou that tarnisheth the G.o.dmother's image. I am Gwyndolin. And thy transgression shall not go unpunished. Thou shalt perish in the twilight of Anor Londo."

Reima scoffs, "Yeah, how about you go f.u.c.k yourself, you cross dressing douche!" He shouts at the sky and a.s.sumes the brat had heard him. He looks around and sees a slightly glowing ring that the illusion had dropped, it's the ring of the sun princess.. He remembers that it boosts miracles making it essentially useless for Reima, he tosses it to Solaire who thanks Reima, turning his gaze to the lard couch he salivates, the amount of gold used in it's construction could probably destabilise the gold markets on earth. He channels a large amount of magic into his Folded s.p.a.ce which envelops the couch in white geometrically shaped particles. The only person surprised by this is Siegmeyer but aside from gasping he doesn't say anything.

The group starts backtracking while fighting off groups of DarkMoon soldiers, most are about as strong as an above average human but with the parties strength they are swiftly dealt with. Reima makes sure to "collect" the things he'd not managed to in the past, the main item is the Dragon Slayers great bow... This item is probably the most unique weapon in this world, he can't think of any other places having something like this, a ballista slightly resembles it sure, but a hand-drawn bow used against dragons? The only exceptions would probably be the Monster hunter series.

They reach a bonfire and sit down to rest as Reima turns to them, "So, what do you guys intend to do now? I can take you down to the sisters while I go rai-cough, make a transaction at the bank."

Siegmeyer "I'll continue adventuring, I've no idea where to go but that's the fun part hahahah!"

Solaire "I think I want to spend some time catching up with Priscilla... Could you take us to the sisters?"

Reima nods, "Alright, see you later Siegmeyer" He fist b.u.mps the onion knight before grasping Solaire and Priscilla's hands.

A flash of turquoise light signals their exit and the reappear outside the sisters cave, Reima decides not to visit just yet... He wishes to finish with the bank and then take a rest with them before dealing with Ceaseless discharge.

Solaire "Are you not going in with us?"
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Reima shakes his head, "I need to do a couple things first, you go on ahead... Ah, wait, take these to them for me." He hands Solaire large cus.h.i.+ons that he'd previously looted, he a.s.sumes it'd be more comfortable sitting on these instead of the floor or webbing.