Kill That Man Chapter 1

Kill That Man

Chinese t.i.tle: 杀了那个男主

Author: 穿风衣的山鬼

Introduction:

Yu Qing Yao is a pseudo-white lotus, a real green tea b*tch. She is a witch, a player, a bad girl.

Reborn to a terrible ancient world like the Liao Zhai, and embarking on the path of cultivation.

Her life's ambition is to be the white moonlight in the eyes of all men and the softest cinnabar mark in their hearts.

Li Huaide is a cultivating genius. His life's ambition is to marry Yu Qing Yao as his wife, even if he has to go through a hundred deaths, he has no regrets. But then he was really killed a hundred times by Yu Qing Yao.

His long pursuit of his wife's road is so b.u.mpy that its an inch of heartache and blood.

Will he ever hold the beauty?

Chapter 1: Prologue

Since her childhood Qing Yao has always had a playful spirit. Say cry then she'll cry, laugh then she'll laugh. Her temperament is very changeable. Her family doesn't know when she'll start crying, or when she'll laugh.

She grew up and went to high school. People who see her at first glance will have a sense of astonishment, thinking that this is the angel they've been searching for their whole life.

You want to know her, talk to her, even if you can't get her, looking from afar makes you feel very good.

However, those who truly know her hide far away.

Because, she is a demon who likes to play with people's hearts.

When she is nice to you, you will think that she is the one who is most understanding of you in this world, the most considerate.

When she's out to get you, it's over. She'll be like the most ruthless devil, picking at your soft heart with a needle. Like a cat that caught a mouse, innocently playing with you, your pain is her pleasure.

You'll live no better than death, and you won't understand why.

When will she be good to you and when will she be bad for you? She doesn't quite know it herself, it depends on her mood.

Going to University, one day, she was suddenly inspired. She watched a video on Baidu on how to make fried chicken.

She was so impatient that she couldn't remember the ingredients, so she just added some random things into it.

After frying it, she was curious about what her fried chicken would taste like. But, she doesn't want to try it herself.

So, with a smile she took it to her cla.s.sroom and gave it to the boys.

The boys ate it and were pleasantly surprised, praising it, saying that it was the most delicious chicken they had ever eaten in their lifetime.

She didn't believe them, until a girl who usually hated her, unconvinced, tried it and unexpectedly left without a word.

Only then did she believe that she had really made a culinary delicacy.

Then an overly enthusiastic senior sponsored her to open a fried chicken shop.

During the opening of the shop, she stood behind the counter, wearing a white ap.r.o.n, smiling sweetly, like a pure and beautiful angel who fell into the mortal world.

Many infatuated men, in order to listen to her speak, buy fried chicken again and again.

If they go to the back kitchen and see her sweetly smiling while killing a chicken, they would probably be scared to run away.

Usually when selling fried chicken, they buy the frozen chicken.

She doesn't, she doesn't like to leave a handle and be blamed, so she must buy live chickens to kill.

She noticed a strange thing, everyday she bought back chickens, there is always a little chicken who has a spiritual nature, especially afraid of her. As soon as it sees her it hides behind the cage, trying to escape.

She thought it was very interesting, always left that little chicken as the last kill. Every time she killed a chicken, she would smile and look at the little chicken. The little chicken would shake its feathers in horror.

When killing it, the little chicken would not resist, nor cry, will only silently shed tears.

She felt that the little chicken was extremely amusing, every time she is not willing to kill it at once, always want to play tricks on it first.

If it wasn't for such a chicken everyday, she would have been reluctant to toy with it.

Somehow, as soon as she saw the chicken, its as if she saw her past enemy and she wanted to kill it.

One hundred days after opening the store, she made a lot of money and happily invited her senior for a drink.

Having had a good drink at the bar, she skillfully sent that senior away, bought a box of c.o.c.ktails at the supermarket, and returned to her rental house to continue drinking.

The little chicken was tied to the end of her bed, and when it saw her, it was terrified and trembled.

Normal witches are terrible, how terrible should drunk witches be? I can't imagine!

Then she was drunk.

Suddenly in her room appeared an old man in an ancient robe. A Daoist with an old and ridiculous bun.

"Nearly there, he killed her once, she killed him a hundred times, the resentment should be gone." Return them back! The old man sighs.

In his heart he shouts: This is truly injustice!

When Qing Yao was a child, she once saw a delicate and beautiful fairy like a white lotus flower. Obviously she is not as strong as her nor as beautiful. However, upon seeing Qing Yao those handsome male demons and daoist immortals quickly flee, but upon meeting the fairy they gather one by one, hoping to give their treasured objects to the fairy.

Qing Yao then had an epiphany, determined to be a white lotus-like demon in this life.

Since then, she can do no task without hiding, hiding her strength and killing intent, pretending to be weak and innocent, kind and elegant.

Slowly, her reputation became better and better, and more and more male demons and immortals liked her.

The more she pretended, the more enthusiastic she was.

The old man's youngest beloved disciple, Huaide, was madly fond of Qing Yao. Thinking that she is really as beautiful as a white lotus, madly falling in love with her, wanting to marry her.

He came to his Master pleading, regardless of the difference between humans and demons.

The old man knew that Qing Yao seemed like a white lotus flower, but in fact she was all black inside, so he resolutely disagreed, and scolded his apprentice, saying that he was blind and that humans and demons could not marry.

Who knows after being scolded, the stupid apprentice ran, taking a sword he pierced the demon girls heart.

The apprentice's idea is very strange, he did not want to cut-off this love, he wants to reincarnate with her, as childhood friends who grow up together, and live together forever.

To ensure this, he stole the red thread of Yue Lao, the red thread with the strongest magical power, tying his thread with the demon girl, he tied an indestructible knot.

He traded his life's cultivation and amazing fortune for the chance to be reincarnated with the demon girl.

He thought that his Master would not allow him to marry her only because she was a demon.

Then the apprentice really killed himself.

If that demon girl was an ordinary demon, she would be d.a.m.ned.

Unfortunately, the demon girl had a great backing that he couldn't suppress the situation. She is the only Princess in the Demon Imperial family.

The Demon Emperor could not prevent the heavenly laws of reincarnation, so he cursed the stupid apprentice to be killed by Qing Yao for generations.

An eye for an eye, the consequences of angering the Demon Emperor are very serious.

In order to dissolve the curse, the old man used great magical power to move the pair to earth. Transformed the man into a chicken to be killed by her, to resolve the curse and eliminate Qing Yao's extreme resentment.

Move to earth because there are no demons, the dao law is very weak. The Demon Emperor is unable to know what is happening here, cannot stop what the old man wants to do.

To this day, Qing Yao has killed Huaide a hundred times, and the old man thinks that should be enough.

It's time to return them back to the original Immortal world.

After Dao Tong sent two people to reincarnation, he asked, "Master, do you really approve of Master Uncle Huaide marrying that Qing Yao demon?"

"It's over, what can I do about it?"

"Didn't you say she was bad?"

"As long as she keeps pretending for a lifetime, it will become true." The old man said leisurely.

"s.h.i.+zu, will Master Uncle Huaide's wishes come true?"

The old man sighed again and said, "Who knows? I did my best, just leave it to fate."

The soul of the obsessive man and the demon girl enter the Immortal reincarnation cycle, the Demon Emperor discovers it at once.

He coldly scoffs, exerting great magical power, he grabs his daughter's soul, and moves hands and feet deep in his daughter's soul.

He ruthlessly cut the ancient red thread with a hard sword. However, although he is a Demon Emperor, he cannot completely sever the thread with his ability.

Although the red thread is damaged, there is always a thin line connecting them.

The Demon Emperor was helpless and could only send his daughter back into the reincarnation cycle.

Because of his arrest, the woman entered the reincarnation cycle late.

Then reincarnation began.

Two people, an obsessed man, a women embark on a new journey of life, an indescribable story full of laughter and tears.

Terms:

白蓮花 [bái lián huā] n. White lotus flower. 1) Kind, innocent, lovable, a good person. 2) People who pretend to be kind, innocent, and lovable.

綠茶婊 [lǜ chá biǎo] n. Green teb.i.t.c.h. An ostensibly graceful and innocent young woman who is actually very calculating. This Internet slang term was created in 2013 to describe models and actresses who lead a dissipated life around the rich and powerful for personal gain.

Liao Zhai -Liaozhai Zhiyi, called in English Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio or Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio, is a collection of Cla.s.sical Chinese stories by Pu Songling, comprising close to five hundred "marvel tales" in the zhiguai and chuanqi styles, which serve to implicitly criticise societal issues.

To describe White moonlight and cinnabar mark an excerpt from Eileen Changs novel Red Rose, White Rose…

Marry a red rose and eventually she'll be a mosquito-blood streak smeared on the wall, while the white one is "moonlight in front of my bed." Marry a white rose, and before long she'll be a grain of sticky rice that's gotten stuck to your clothes; the red one, by then, is a scarlet beauty mark just over your heart.

Basically the unforgettable one, or the one that got away, the one you yearn for.

Spiritual nature- Having an intelligent nature.

Baidu- Chinese website and search engine.

Yue Lao- G.o.d of Marriage, in charge of the red threads of fate.

s.h.i.+zu- Master Ancestor

Moved hands and feet- To do something sneaky.

The t.i.tle should be Kill the Male Lead but I wasn't really feeling that.

This novel is really near and dear to my heart, honestly I'm obsessed, I love it! I'll be updating it.