Auntie Toasts The VRMMORPG 17 17. Potion Guzzler

This started a train of thoughts, how her inventory worked in her workshop. She tested a few things:

Changing in the WS in mech-suit worked. Her 7MD uniform landed in her inventory. But when she exited the shop, her body still wore the 7MD uniform, and the suit was back in her inventory.

She re-entered the workshop, and she still wore the 7MD attire. She trashed the chest armor plate of the mech-suit and went back to her lair. There, she checked the suit, and it was whole.

Then, she logged back and tried to put a toaster in her inventory. That failed, you couldn't store workshop items. Flora didn't expect it to work. Otherwise, you wouldn't need a printer.

Next, she drank a vial of snake-bite poison.

Beginner snake-bite poison

Type: Poison

Effect: 9 dmg during 10 sec

Tier: 1

Rating: B

Immediately, a debuff appeared in her vision.

Poison: Snake-Bite poison: 30 x ~1 dmg per second. Time remaining: 10 sec.

'This is not good! That's 300 dmg, and I only have 190 health!'

Because she remembered that physical regeneration worked better while resting, she sat down. Then she jugged down a health potion. Another debuff appeared:

Potion Cooldown: No other potion shows effect. Time remaining: 25 sec.

"Suggestions, Aidan!"

"Meditation raises regeneration, milady."

Flora closed her eyes and took a long breath. Her focus was solely on breathing in and out. After a minute or two, she opened her eyes.

"Why am I not dead or defeated?"

Aidan showed her the combat log. Her defense absorbed 22% of the damage. Therefore she only got 211 poison damage, and the health potion gave her 46 and the regen 6 health back. That left her with 31 hp.

"Very good. Now, why did I get that much damage? The description said nine dmg!"

"The vial had ten doses, and it's a weapons poison. A poisoned weapon can apply the toxin three times. 3*10*9 is 270."

"Guess, I didn't read the fine print," Flora admitted sheepishly. "Let's continue with the test."

She exited the workshop and checked the poison vial. It was full again and stayed filled even after logging back. At last, she found an exploit she could use. Her current methods weren't sufficient to drain her HP, especially if she needed the mana for crafting. So she wanted to supplement with poisons.

"Restart the training-coffin, dear," Flora said. After the bruised-debuff had vanished, she still felt physically exhausted but wasn't sore.

"Let's brainstorm. I want to apply poison to myself. Preferably in the coffin, that I don't have to think about it while designing and you can do it when I sleep.

One option is to craft a needle, apply poison to it, and p.r.i.c.k my skin."

She visualized the steps for it. Alone coating the needle in the rattling coffin without spilling the poison challenged her imagination.

"Maybe a valve and a guiding system for the vibrating needle to hit the entry point?" she muttered. "Another option is a drinking helmet like those football game/frat-party beer guzzler hats. I could fill it with health or mana potions as well and activate what I need at that moment the most. But can I swallow when I'm asleep? Let's test it!

Oh! And Aidan, I want to partic.i.p.ate in the free-running workshop with spells, please remind me half an hour before the start. The same goes for my martial arts cla.s.ses."

"Yes, Milady. When do you want me to tell you of the other items on the ToDo-List?"

"Good point!" Flora considered it. "When I come home tonight."

Flora noticed that she forgot to a.s.sign work to Aidan.

"Do you want to read any specific book, Aidan?" She opened the marketplace and browsed the selection. "Oh, look, there are more books of the '1000'-series! '1000 useful plants', '1000 gems, rocks and metals', '1000 important runes', '1000 beauty tricks' ..."

While reading it, Flora bought them.

"'Introduction to magetech' might be the most useful, Milady."

"Very good! What else do we have with the word 'introduction' in the t.i.tle?"

So, Flora purchased the introductory books to smithing, tailoring, alchemy, mechanics, woodworking, arts and crafts, cooking, leatherworking, runes, enchanting, survival, archery, sword fighting, and hand-to-hand combat.

Flora calculated her mana regeneration. 22 OV mag. reg - 5 OV for the trainings-coffin, - 5 OV for the page-turner. Aidan had the manbattery disabled overnight because he needed all the regeneration she got, but that still left her with only 12 OV. If she would wear the mech-suit only 7 OV!

Fortunately, the shop had clothes with mana regeneration. Aidan told her that she had five equipment slots: Head, torso, legs, feet and hands, and Flora filled them all up. She bought a nightcap (+1 OV to both regenerations), cheap satin gloves(+1 OV), a blue mage robe (+3 OV) and the 'Slippers of Leyline Walking'(+2 OV).

In the potions section, she found elixirs that raised attributes for half an hour. Delighted, she purchased two of each kind.

After she fetched the clothes, 28 elixirs and 20 books from the mailbox, she was simultaneously embarra.s.sed and happy about her shopping spree. She left the page-turner with the mountain of books and returned to her workshop.

Now, she had 21 magical regeneration and was ready to start working on the potion guzzler helmet!

First, she made a conical shape out of a flexible material. Then she arranged the potion bottles on it and marked their location. Next, she added the piping, valves, electronics, and mechanisms to secure the vials with quick release function. She wanted to change the used bottles fast. The programming on how to release a specific potion at a particular time was a challenge. If she tried to prevent activating empty vials, she had to integrate sensors. That would cost more mana, and her goal was to be as mana efficient as possible.

After a while, she canned her attempts and integrated an AI socket. 'Let Aidan decide, and I just swallow.'

The resulting helmet looked like March Simpson's hairstyle with Christmas ornaments stuck in. She added a brim and a see-through protective sh.e.l.l. Now, it looked like the hat of an Irish leprechaun, which was slightly better in Flora's book. A straw from the top to her mouth and a chin strap completed the design.

Name: Leprechaun Guzzler Hat

Type: Potion Guzzler

Built-In AI Skill: Release Potion. Cost: 3 mana

Capacity: 80 vials

Tier: 1

Rating: F (counts as S)

Price: 2 VirDos

Because she had the other designs ready, she added the conical 'Bamboo Hat Guzzler' and the Marge Simpson Design as 'Grenadier Guard Guzzler Helmet'.

Immediately, she loaded the Leprechaun Guzzler with mana potions and poisons and two health potions for incidents only and donned it. She asked Aidan to keep her health and secondary the other pool-stats as low as safely possible and the mana supply at one drink per minute max.

While working on the helmet, she got one more idea on how to poison herself. Formerly, she worked in collaboration with the food industry. All household appliances had to be nontoxic, especially those in contact with food. What if she employed all the poisonous substances she was never allowed to use before?

In the material selection, she found none of the old materials where the industry had an 'Oopsie guess that was plastic we used for baby bottles is really bad'-moment, but something better: toxic waste!

She held 5 kilos close to her chest and instantly a debuff icon appeared.

Poison: Tier 1 Toxic Waste: - 3 hp/minute. Time remaining: 5 sec.

Even her metal handicap rose, so she guessed that it contained heavy metals as well.

Her mech-suits armor plating consisted of marble, and she experienced breakage. 'I can't exchange it entirely to toxic waste. The metal handicap would rise to high. Furthermore, the material is even less suited for armor than marble. But what if I mix it with some rubber? Toxic rubber?' Flora knew just the right candidate for that. She had designed a blender with amazing power and used the material for the k.n.o.bs on the underside, at least until the media revealed that it was toxic. The rubber was a dream: heat resistant, flexible, shock-absorbing, and nearly no abrasions. Fortunately, she had data about the material on her cloud. With Aidan's help, she registered the substance with the system. You had to know not only the chemical formula but the fabrication method as well.

"You created a new material.

The system recognized the material 'X34P2V1' from the earth.

You transferred a substance from earth to the Cetviwos.

If you register it, you will get 100 kg free and 20% of the sale by the workshop material selection."

"Yes," Flora smirked. "Aidan, dear, here are all my notes on materials, please register them with the system."

Flora took 50 kg of the rubber, 15 kg toxic waste, 50 grams white dye, and 50 kg marble and put it in the fusion-box. After a few attempts, she got her optimal substance. It was heavy, hard to destroy, flexible, and of course, toxic. Flora thought it was even beautiful looking with its white base and black, green and silver streaks.

The next step consisted of forming the armor plates and integrating them with the mech-suit. Flora enjoyed the work. With glee, she juggled the parts telepathically and shaped them with caresses using transformation. She still had to switch to the workshop tools when her mana tried up, or she hadn't learned the necessary spell yet. But she mixed it up smoothly, and an amateur wouldn't be able to distinguish the manual steps and the magic steps.

When Aidan reminded her about the free-running workshop, she suppressed the urge to tune the mech-suit further.

Name: Smasherx.x.xRulz - Toxic Counterflow-Training

Type: Mech-suit

Regular mode: 5 OV mana regeneration.

Built-In Skill: 'Taser' - Electrifys wearer. Cost: 10 mana.

Effect: Toxic-Aura: - 5 hp per minute, stacks 3 times, 1 meter radius.
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Effect: Radioactive-Aura: - 5 hp per minute, stacks 3 times, 1 meter radius.

Tier: 1

Rating: C

"Not bad. You have to disable friendly fire, Aidan, when my health gets to low." Flora said while wrapping up her work. "How is the registration of the materials going, Aidan?"

"I tried to register 197 out of the 259 substances with enough data. The system accepted 43 submissions, 102 were already registered, and the rest had patents protecting the production method."

"Good work, carry on."

Flora beamed to the Riverstones and checked on the printer, eager to see if Lana upgraded it. The design, the printer, and the materials influenced the final rating of the product. To Flora's dismay, the printer's score was still only B. Lana beat around the bush when Flora contacted her. But Flora heard her fair share of business bulls.h.i.+t and got out of it, that the Riverstones had cash flow problems. She was sure that Robby wouldn't appreciate it if she started meddling in his company. Therefore Flora decided, she would be subtle about it.

Meanwhile, she printed the Leprechaun Potion Guzzler and her new mech-suit. She put on the suit directly but transferred the helmet to her inventory.

"I shelved it because it is impractical to wear it for free-running and not at all because it is ugly and embarra.s.sing!" she said to the thin air trying to convince herself.

"Of course, Milady!"

"Aidan, you are the best! I'm so lucky that I don't have an obnoxious AI."

"Milady's genius s.h.i.+nes so brightly that even the second-worst rated hat in the category aesthetics can't diminish your grace!"

"I take back my last statement!"