The Wuxia Phone 51 Please Don't Sue Me

"I broke through the Soul Wandering Stage, without going through the Lightning Tribulation? Huh neat" Michael said with a smirk.

He shook his head and muttered "For now, I need to get his memories sorted from mine"

He sat down in a lotus and started meditating to sort his memories and his own memories.

He learned everything about Shoyo as he sorted out his memories. He learned that Shoyo still forgave the Cultivators, even though they were the ones who killed him. He also learned that Shoyo still looked after his students, even though he was already dead.

"To even forgive his own executioners, what a nice person that he is" Michael muttered.

"I could never do that" Michael muttered in sympathy.

He continued to sort his memories.

-1 Hour Later-
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After he sorted out his memories, he learned the names of Shoyo's Disciples.

The names are:

Sakamoto Ryoma

Tomoe Gozen

Hattori Hanzo

Tsukahara Bokuden

And Sakata Gintaro

He just realized that except for Sakata Gintaro, all of them is a legendary figure from the j.a.panese Samurai Period.

'Author, are you sure this is necessary?' Michael asked me in his mind.

(Don't worry, this novel is too small for them to notice us) I said to Michael.

'You may be right... wait!? Aren't we going full Gint*ma here!?' Michael asked me in his mind.

(...)

'Author!!' Michael screamed in his mind.

(What? I'm watching Gint*ma here) I said to Michael.

'Sorry about that... Like h.e.l.l!! What are you doing!? Huh!? You're watching Gint*ma while writing this aren't you!?' Michael screamed at me for no apparent reason.

'You're making do that!' Michael screamed at me again.

(If you don't stop complaining, I'll make you dance naked in front of the Whole empire) I threatened him.

'I'll stop' Michael gave in to the great and awesome author.

(Now, let's go back to the story)

Fortunately for Michael, he knew where to find Sakata Gintaro and Tomoe Gozen because of Shoyo's memories, though he can't find the locations of the other three in his memories.

Michael shook his head and muttered "For now, I'll fulfill my promise to that maid"

He went out of the door and went to the Sect Clinic.

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At The Sect Clinic

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Su Xi had been staying beside Fang Chong's this whole time, waiting for Michael to show up.

"How long is he going to take?" She asked herself.

"Why the long face?" Suddenly someone hugged her from behind.

"Kyah! What are you doi-" She turned around to slap him before she was cut off by his hand.

"Yo, Su Xi" It was Michael.

"Michael! Where were you?" She asked him.

"Don't worry about. By the way, how's Fang Chong?" Michael asked her.

"The doctor said that his r.e.c.t.u.m got injured badly by your blades. Right now, he can't sit normally" Su Xi replied.

"What about his obesity?" Michael asked her.

"Still no results" She shook her head.

"Than leave it to me, I'll heal him in no time" Michael said with confidence.

"Really!? Than I'll leave him with you" She said excitedly.

"Don't worry, you don't have to leave, I'll heal him with one touch of my finger" He said as he raised his pointing finger.

"Are you trying to fool me? No doctor can do something like that" She said in contempt.

"Ho, are you sure? Then let me try it" He said as he took off the coat of the third Elder and poke his chest with his finger.

"He'll be alright in five minutes, I'll be going now" Michael suddenly disappeared from his spot.

"Hey, what do you mean!?" She yelled.

She realized that he was already gone, so she had no choice but to wait.

-5 Minutes Later-

"Kreurgh" Fang Chong made a strange noise.

"Third Elder what happened!? Third Elder!" Su Xi shouted to Fang Chong worriedly.

"Blergh!!" He got up before he started to vomit.

"Kyah! Third Elder!"

"Blerrgh!"

"Eh" She notice that everytime he vomited, his body started to get skinnier.

"What did he do?" She asked herself.

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At The Sect Master's Office

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"I'm leaving now, Sect Master." Michael said to Lin Kun as he turned around to leave, when Lin Kun held his right shoulder.

"Wait, what did you do to my daughter?" Lin Kun said behind him.

He turned around and ask confusingly "What do you mean by that?"

"My daughter has been really weird lately. After you left, she started to smile crazily and draw your face in a piece of paper while muttering "He's mine, he's mine, he's mine" Like that, so please tell me. What did you do?" Lin Kun said to him worriedly.

'Shock!'

"Ah, look it's Sp*der Man!" Michael pointed behind Lin Kun before he turned around to run to the door. But Lin Kun did not get tricked and held him by his hood.

"What did you do to me daughter, Huh!?"