A Devil May Cry Fanfic 62 Birthday Part 4 L Stands For Lily

Trish put her hands behind her back even though she knew lily was very naive and probably wouldn't have guessed correctly what she'd just been trying to do to Dante.

"Happy birthday sweetie"

She smiled at lily. Lily smiled back unaware of the fact that he eyes had lit up in a happy way like a closet otaku would get when they discovered the manga section at Barnes and n.o.bles for the first time. Her first thought was I must protect the cinnabun she's to pure for this world. Dante's thought was my wife's adorable.

"Cinnabun"

Lily looks confused

"Oh are you hungry I can go make some if you want"

"Huh no no it's your birthday besides I should let you to do that thing that you had planned."

Lily totally doesn't know what Dante had planned for the day she's just happy being with him. She's doesn't really ask for anything anymore for her birthday. Which leaves the guessing game for everyone else to try to get those sweet little eyes to light up. As lily stood there trying to think of what the surprise could be trish left to go fill lady in on how she was right about a bet they'd made three years ago. She doubted lady had forgotten since she keeps tight tabs on all her bets she's made over time.

(s.h.i.+t should I change? Oh s.h.i.+t I don't have a bra on 0-0 babe don't say anything until I put the bra o-)

He scooped her up like a princess and carried her to the car.

(Ok no bra)

She mentally noted that and from that point on promised herself to not acknowledge it for the rest of the day. Just go with the flow. I climbed into his lap while he was driving wasn't the safest thing to do while driving but screw it. Dante could smell Lily's for some reason out of no where. He thought it was odd.

[Lily's favorite scent is Lily's she thinks it's oddly ironic since it's the same as her name. Her favorite flower happens to be any type of Lily's as well.]

Dante parked his car on the side of the road. He opened the door and took lily by the hand and walked with her. They walked into someplace she'd never been before the entrance was one where they had to walk into a walkway and down a bit. It vaguely reminds her of a subway entrance even though it was relatively cla.s.sy. It vaguely reminds her of the entrance from hinamatsuri since she's s otaku. But when she entered it was a mix of the bar at hinamatsuri being literally everything but it not being a bar, the layout was more like the antiku. Lily pulls a L while being led to a table by her boyfriend.

(Oh no wait we live in a office slash apartment and you haven't stopped working all the time and neither have I so, therefore we haven't paid the debt off to the lesbians. Which also means if we haven't paid the debt off to the lesbians we have no right spending a f.u.c.k ton of money on a date. And I'm ok with that. I'm content with cuddles and kissing, I want to get laid even though I'm a chick and it'll probably hurt since I've never got my v.a.g.i.n.a penetrated by literally anything....but G.o.d dam it I get h.o.r.n.y to. Oh wait lily you were side tracked back to a.n.a.lyzing the situation. Because of all the s.h.i.+t you've been through you have to be smart about your social interactions with other people. This chair is uncomfortable I must sit like L or monika to get my smarts on. But then I'd get stared at so s.h.i.+t I can't. Also he'd probably not think it's s.e.xy. f.u.c.k ok so back to the money and debt thing. So since he's spending a lot of cash on a date this could mean three things like in a otome game. He wants to f.u.c.k me. Two he wants to break up with me because he's found another woman. Three he's gonna propose. I hope this is anything but option two. Every action may or may not have consequences for this entire day if worse comes to worse we can use the gea.s.s on him so he'll stay with us.)

Without realizing it she'd started to sit like monika while staring at a potted plant in the corner of the room.

[monika end game when she deleted all the wifefus]

(Mother f.u.c.ker!)

She sits normally clearly embarra.s.sed. Thankfully Dante hadn't noticed since he was standing farther away talking to a waiter about something.